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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 13, 2005, 07:08:00 PM
                I felt like starting a new thread.
 Here you may post whatever weird stuff you may find on the web. Share the madness with others!
 
 Here is some satire (or is it?):
 
 http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/#
 
 Someone did this by using Morrowind:
 
 http://dschinghismorrowind.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Eldrac on July 13, 2005, 07:20:00 PM
                ok strange                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 13, 2005, 07:22:00 PM
                In Reply To #2
 
 That's kind of the point. Post that which made *you* go "what the fuck!?".                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Eldrac on July 13, 2005, 07:35:00 PM
                I was laughing too much to utter what the f**k
 here's some strange gifs
 Uber stick
 
 DON'T POKE
 
 Smiley, I am your father
 
 Ninja Wizards's
 
 and one for the sheer hell of being strange
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 13, 2005, 07:42:00 PM
                If there is one site EVERYONE should go, it must be Broken saints.If you haven't watched this devine series at least once, you are incomplete and empty.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Eldrac on July 13, 2005, 07:45:00 PM
                Watched most of that series, loved it. if you want something funny watch Tomorrow's Nobodies.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 13, 2005, 07:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #4
 
 Some of those animations are used as avatars at forums.
 Here is the original video for that weird Morrowind thing:
 
 http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/dschinghiskhan-moskau.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Eldrac on July 13, 2005, 07:50:00 PM
                Hehe cool, try listening to the badger song for an hour non-stop, anything black and white was broken by me afterwards.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] dalver on July 13, 2005, 08:30:00 PM
                The Neverending Fall is a personal favourite.
 
 And just in case someone doesn't have the
 
 Badger Song link in their favourites.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 13, 2005, 08:42:00 PM
                Just ran into this one, it's a list of true quotes that were said in a courtroom, some of the funniest things I've ever read.
 
 http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=38476&page=1&type=4
 
 My favorite:
 
 "Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
 A: No.
 Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
 A: No.
 Q: Did you check for breathing?
 A: No.
 Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
 autopsy?
 A: No.
 Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
 A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
 Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
 A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive, practicing law
 somewhere."
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 13, 2005, 08:25:00 PM
                Largest collection of wtf!? type material: http://www.consumptionjunction.com/home.asp                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on July 13, 2005, 08:27:00 PM
                This made me go
 
 http://kinghumpstree.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 13, 2005, 08:50:00 PM
                In Reply To #11
 Neverending fall Montnoir? try doing it without pulling them with the mouse, 30 sec later:
 
 Not falling!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 13, 2005, 08:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #13
 
 
 
 The pain!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 13, 2005, 09:13:00 PM
                In Reply To #14
 
 
 
 
 Yeah, the fall definatly has an end.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on July 13, 2005, 11:22:00 PM
                For after the Badger song:
 
 http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 13, 2005, 11:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #16
 THANK YOU!!!
 
 I`ve been wanting to do that for FUCKING months!
 
 
 
 It`sa me!
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on July 14, 2005, 04:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #1
 http://www.forumplanet.com/planetvampire/topic.asp?fid=9648&tid=1699194                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on July 14, 2005, 05:27:00 AM
                Reading this at the bottom of one of the Python files for Bloodlines:
 
 #TJP: SEPT 15th I'm drunk. Hasn't this game shipped yet?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] D3PO on July 14, 2005, 08:48:00 AM
                http://www.illegal-art.org/  its a collection of paintings media and mp3's deemed in breach of copyright laws by the lawyers.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Broken_Noah on July 14, 2005, 11:35:00 AM
                In Reply To #12
 OMFGWTF?!?!! (There I said it grin )I was laughing my ass out. I never laughed so hard in so long. Comedy gold I say.
 
 A few of my favorites:
 
 Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
 A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
 
 Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
 A: Yes.
 Q: What school did you go to?
 A: Oral.
 
 Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
 A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
 Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
 A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
 
 Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he does know about it until the next morning?
 A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] dalver on July 14, 2005, 06:55:00 PM
                This here link is truly worth a "WHAT THE FUCK!?":
 
 Chinese subtitles translated back into english for Revenge of the Sith/Backstroke of the West in all its glory. Expect to be weirded out, comrades - enjoy.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 14, 2005, 07:34:00 PM
                In Reply To #22
 
 That was brilliant.
 
 My favorite: "troopseses!"
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 14, 2005, 08:15:00 PM
                In Reply To #16
 
 Joy! Words cannot express my gratitude!
 
 In Reply To #17
 
 Mario never made me laugh like that until now!
 
 In Reply To #22
 
 Beautiful! Now I'm waiting for the leet version! (I might have to claw my eyes out after seeing that)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 15, 2005, 12:46:00 AM
                In Reply To #24
 more madness.
 
 Work it Wario
 
 
 Badger phone
 
 Insane
 
 Bunnykill                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 16, 2005, 03:50:00 PM
                This one is for all you fleshcrafting fans!(Especially Slof)
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Delial on July 16, 2005, 04:42:00 PM
                *looks blankly*
 
 That was bizzare beyond all reasonable doubt. I'm not eating this sandwhich anymore. O_O                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 17, 2005, 05:05:00 AM
                In Reply To #27
 Don`t worry about it, EPO is always doing/saying/showing odd stuff, he confuses the rest of us too.
 
 Another one!
 
 Bitch-hermit                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 17, 2005, 11:10:00 AM
                In Reply To #28
 
 Ah, Foamy. IllWillPress is a genius.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] D3PO on July 17, 2005, 01:04:00 PM
                For anyone interested Rubber Johnny is a short film and book about a bored hyperactive shapeshifting child who is locked in his parents cellar with his pet dog.
 It was directed by Chris Cunningham and features music by Aphex Twin. Having seen it I can say it is one strange piece of film. Sorry if this is reiterating what people already know.
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 17, 2005, 07:15:00 PM
                In Reply To #30
 That Cunningham dude allso made the "Frozen" video for Madonna, so he allso is into Lasombra-like stuff.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 17, 2005, 07:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #26
 
 That reminds me of a dream I had once.
 
 Please never change! Stay incomprehendable!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 17, 2005, 07:22:00 PM
                In Reply To #32
 Your back!
 I tought something bad happened to you!
 
 Wich raises the question:Why did i miss you?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 17, 2005, 08:49:00 PM
                In Reply To #33
 
 This one is kinda different. It's called net disaster and it adds special effects to your favorite websites. All you do is type the name of the site and the desired effect and wala!
 
 http://www.netdisaster.com/
 
 Example:
 
 http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=cow&url=moveon.org                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] D3PO on July 18, 2005, 04:39:00 PM
                In Reply To #31
 
EPO Bot posted:

 In Reply To #30
 That Cunningham dude allso made the "Frozen" video for Madonna, so he allso is into Lasombra-like stuff.

 
 He did along with two other video's for Aphex Twin Come to Daddy being the first. And much as I loathe to admit it the Frozen Video for madonna was pretty good. Sorry to any hardcore madonna fans out there by the way I just don't get it.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 18, 2005, 05:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #35
 Nevermind, I was thinking of the wrong vid. ;[                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 19, 2005, 01:43:00 PM
                In Reply To #34
 
 Well... That's useful...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 19, 2005, 04:24:00 PM
                An interesting machine : http://www.kugelbahn.ch/sesam_e.htm
 Another angle on pulp fiction: http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on July 21, 2005, 10:27:00 PM
                View the scoreboard of this one - people have wayyy too much time on their hands.
 http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/tennischallenge/optus_tennis_site_edited.html                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 24, 2005, 11:49:00 PM
               
 More Morrowind fun. Probably only funny to those who know the game...
 
 What in the name of Dagoth Ur does this have to do with anything!?
 
 http://nightatthecorprus.ytmnd.com/
 
 And this one is soo wrong that I can't find words to describe it:
 
 http://morrowind.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 25, 2005, 06:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #40
 
 Here, it's a website dedicated exclusively to pictures of toilets in videogames:
 
 http://www.btinternet.com/~l.a.lester/Toilet/
 
 Let's also not forget an oldie but "goody":
 
 http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 25, 2005, 07:08:00 PM
                Uh, I thought I told EPO to stop this, he`ll get in trouble. but I guess he didn`t listen, as usual.
 
 
 
 Thanks for finding him Signothorn.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 27, 2005, 08:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #42
 
 
 Don't F with that cat...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 30, 2005, 11:03:00 PM
                In Reply To #43
 Anyone ever really read a star wars script?
 
 http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/starwars.html                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 31, 2005, 07:34:00 AM
                In Reply To #44
 Some people are totally saturated by overexposure to porn.
 
 Then again, if the gyrocopter guy in Warcraft3 is shot down and yells "It came from...behind!" i smirk too.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on July 31, 2005, 02:52:00 PM
                Okay.
 An elder whose name I won't mention (Dante)
 told me this belonged over here:
 
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/A_New_Bunny.html
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on July 31, 2005, 04:49:00 PM
                In Reply To #46
 And it`s nice to see you paid attention, well done.
 you can return to annoying EPO BOT now.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 01, 2005, 02:36:00 AM
                In Reply To #47
 k, I think you'll get a kick out of this...
 
 http://www.bodybouncer.com/index.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 01, 2005, 12:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #48
 Good buy...
 
 ...if you are a fembot.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on August 03, 2005, 01:27:00 AM
                http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9078/untitled26cq.jpg
 
 On another forum that someone frequents...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 03, 2005, 05:12:00 AM
                In Reply To #50
 
 At risk of turning this into an all-out raunchy shockfest:
 
 http://www.fleshlight.com/main/fleshlight.cfm?id=1001&aff=24747
 
 http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on August 05, 2005, 06:23:00 PM
                This is cool.  Admit it.
 
 http://obeyking2.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Janskuli on August 05, 2005, 09:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #51
 
 See! Now this is the reason why I lost faith in humanity a long time ago. Crazy little buggers...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 06, 2005, 07:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #53
 I think I'm gonna join this gang...
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 06, 2005, 08:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #54
 
 Dorags and a homemade mascot! That's really special.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 06, 2005, 08:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #55
 'Special' is the word. WTF!? indeed.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 06, 2005, 11:28:00 PM
                In Reply To #56
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/screamscare.html
 
 Some people really need therapy and lots of large pills in silly colours...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 06, 2005, 11:59:00 PM
                In Reply To #57
 LOL, that was a good one. It reminded me of when I was sixteen and got kicked out of the local mall. My friend and I acted like we were fighting in the food court and I had him on the ground kicking him in the stomach. People didn't know we were pretending because we were trying to make it look real. An older lady yelled "Stop it Damn it! Stop it!" At that point my friend jumped up unhurt and yelled "Ooga booga!" and she fell over. We ran away but right as we turned the corner the mall cops were right there and escorted us out and we were asked never to come back.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 07, 2005, 12:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #57
 Now, that was funny! (Yes, I have a weird sense of humour).
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 07, 2005, 01:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #59
 This topic makes me smile...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on August 07, 2005, 01:43:00 AM
                Signothorn!  You have your old avatar!  From Dilapidation!
 
 Oh, and...
 
 http://sexyking.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 07, 2005, 02:04:00 AM
                In Reply To #61
 
 LOL, gotta love the Burger King...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 07, 2005, 02:11:00 AM
                In Reply To #61
 
 I'm blindeeed!
 
 For the popcorn:
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 07, 2005, 08:22:00 PM
                In Reply To #63
 Remember: Pedestrians always have the right of way...
 
 http://www.thatwasrandom.com/images/stories/video/99/extreme/carwreck.wmv
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 08, 2005, 12:10:00 AM
                In Reply To #64
 Ow.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 08, 2005, 03:54:00 AM
                I once saw a chain of lips like that.Maybe fifty in a row.
 
 Mind cleaving.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 08, 2005, 04:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #66
 What is he doing?
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 08, 2005, 04:36:00 AM
                Believe it or not but my first tought was:
 "Putting his hand in a meat grinder"
 
 instead of:
 "Playing solo"                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 08, 2005, 05:00:00 AM
                In Reply To #68
 
EPO Bot posted:

 Believe it or not but my first tought was:
 "Putting his hand in a meat grinder"
 
 instead of:
 "Playing solo"

 
 Looks more like "putting his meat in a hand grinder".
 But I have a dirty mind.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 08, 2005, 05:13:00 AM
                In Reply To #69
 
 Whatever he's doing he sure looks proud of himself.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 08, 2005, 07:32:00 AM
                And here is something that makes you wonder how humanity survived this long...
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/curbstomp.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 08, 2005, 08:22:00 AM
                In Reply To #71
 
 Okay. I can tell from the slo-mo that the jerk kicked her,
 but what exploded??!!?
 That was freaky.
 
 [edit]
 Oh, I get it. Never mind.
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 08, 2005, 08:44:00 AM
                In Reply To #72
 emmm..ever seen "American history X"?
 
 Some people need a "Don't try this at home" sign on EVERYTHING!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 08, 2005, 09:06:00 AM
                In Reply To #73
 
EPO Bot posted:

 In Reply To #72
 emmm..ever seen "American history X"?
 
 Some people need a "Don't try this at home" sign on EVERYTHING!

 
 I did but I was really drunk at the time.
 
 If you're trying to say that she's getting jumped in, just come out with it.
 I live in the home of the Crips and the Bloods -
 I'm not so naive as you might think, homie!   :-)
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on August 08, 2005, 10:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #74
 
 Her?
 
 It looked like the one guy kicked the other guy in the back, to fall face-first into one of those long, tube-like, florescent lightbulbs.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 08, 2005, 10:29:00 AM
                In Reply To #75
 
Offkorn posted:

 In Reply To #74
 
 Her?
 
 It looked like the one guy kicked the other guy in the back, to fall face-first into one of those long, tube-like, florescent lightbulbs.

 
 
 It looked like it had tits, but it could have been the baggy tank-top.
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 08, 2005, 11:25:00 AM
                In Reply To #76
 
 "Your mother is right, Chris. Listen to what it says!"                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 08, 2005, 11:46:00 AM
                In Reply To #64
 Someone was nice enough to send me that one in my email - Shows what happens when you try to cross the road at the lights when you're supposed to (some d!ckhead tries to run a red light and hits another poor bugger who has tunnel vision and you end up a pancake).
 
 Never listen to photographers about how to pose for a trophy win photo.
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 08, 2005, 01:50:00 PM
                In Reply To #77
 
Crazy-Legs posted:

 In Reply To #76
 
 "Your mother is right, Chris. Listen to what it says!"

 
 Very funny, young lady.
 I only refer to him/her as "it" because his/her
 gender is in question.
 
 BTW, your responses are becoming even more cryptic than EPO's.
 I hope you're proud!
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 11, 2005, 03:48:00 AM
                In Reply To #79
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on August 11, 2005, 03:54:00 AM
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 11, 2005, 04:45:00 AM
                In Reply To #81
 Caption this picture:
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 11, 2005, 09:13:00 AM
                In Reply To #79
 
 Don't you watch "Family Guy"!? What a loss...
 
 Peter: "I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life."
 
 Guy: "OH MY GOD!"
 
 Peter:
 "No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead."
 
 Then there's:
 
 "When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah... ow. Oh, now I don't know math."
 
 And of course:
 
 Chris: "Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
 
 Peter: "I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 11, 2005, 09:21:00 AM
                In Reply To #82
 Driver: "An ambulance!My kingdom for an ambulance!!"                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 11, 2005, 11:19:00 AM
                In Reply To #82
 The driver was a horse's arse.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 11, 2005, 11:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #82
 How Catherine the Great lost her license.
 .
 
 
 And yes I watch Family Guy and its cloan American Dad.  Gigity!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 11, 2005, 02:43:00 PM
                In Reply To #82
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #81
 Caption this picture:
 
 

 
 honestly officer, I didn`t see it!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Arachnick on August 11, 2005, 08:22:00 PM
                confused me until I realized who they were:
 
 http://www.public.asu.edu/~kschugh/Bush%20Dick.jpg
 
 Now why dont they have those in space suits:
 
 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/marumba8/UK/LTowerPenisSuit.jpg                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on August 12, 2005, 09:53:00 AM
                Amazing Anagrams: http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=20168&page=1&type=4                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 12, 2005, 05:59:00 PM
                In Reply To #89
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 12, 2005, 06:33:00 PM
               
 http://floundar.com/mambo/index.php?option=com_zoom&Itemid=&page=view&catid=3&key=269&imgid=1505&hit=1
 Trying to add picture for the first time if nothing shows up I failed.
 
 Bah, I give up!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Starrathiel on August 12, 2005, 06:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #91
 Greetings.
 
 You failed.
 
 *Evil Smirk*
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 12, 2005, 10:27:00 PM
                http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8908170/
 
 Monogamy, anyone?
 
 This is weird:
 http://www.hamsterpaj.net/amuse/movieplayer.php?movie=http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.swf
 
 Full of grace?
 http://www.hamsterpaj.net/amuse/movieplayer.php?movie=http://filserver3.hamsterpaj.net/movies/trampolinen.mpeg                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 12, 2005, 11:43:00 PM
                In Reply To #93
 
 1. don`t you hate when some fragbitch does this?
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/2fortblockdelux.shtml
 
 2. Well, we know he`s a crap actor, but Racist?
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/racist_tom.shtml
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Seancoon on August 13, 2005, 01:53:00 AM
                In Reply To #94
 Here are some
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/257494
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/238541
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/185817
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/252707
 
 and for lots of crazy shit go here http://www.entensity.net/?content=postarchives                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 13, 2005, 09:30:00 PM
               
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 14, 2005, 02:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #96
 They really knew how to make kids shows didn`t they?
 
 http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=rainbow.wmv                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 14, 2005, 10:02:00 AM
                In Reply To #97
 http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3376275a11,00.html
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 14, 2005, 10:48:00 AM
                In Reply To #97
 
 That was sick and disturbing on a whole new level. So why did I laugh at it? No matter...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 14, 2005, 11:39:00 AM
                In Reply To #100
 
 Artful.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 14, 2005, 02:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #100
 Tzimisce art video? Cool.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Seancoon on August 14, 2005, 11:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #99
 Here you might find this to be more your cup of tea crazy.
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/257593                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 14, 2005, 06:36:00 PM
                http://www.somethingawful.com/index.htm
 
 Sounds a little familiar don't you think CL?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 14, 2005, 08:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #103
 
 Mention anything and I will personally slaughter you.
 As long as you have skin it's still good.
 
 Nothing new today, though. I need to be online more in order to find some more sick shit for you all...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Seancoon on August 14, 2005, 10:00:00 PM
                <img>http://postarchives.entensity.net/060805/image.php?pic=pole.jpg</img>
 
 well its being a bastard so link: http://postarchives.entensity.net/060805/image.php?pic=pole.jpg
 
 
 PS: i love laser target painters http://postarchives.entensity.net/052705/media.php?media=cool.wmv                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 14, 2005, 10:18:00 PM
                In Reply To #105
 Funky piercing!
 
 He`d better clean it regular.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 15, 2005, 09:33:00 AM
                All Paris, all the time!
 
 http://celebrityjustice.warnerbros.com/video/quicktime2.html?v=paris0119&n=Wanted:%20Paris%20Hilton?
 
 And for GTA fans (Damn! This place is a gold mine!)
 
 http://celebrityjustice.warnerbros.com/video/quicktime2.html?v=gta0725&n=Sex,%20Murder%20and%20Video%20Games                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 15, 2005, 04:25:00 PM
                Something to worry about if you fly:
 
 http://www.crh.noaa.gov/pub/ltg/plane_japan.php
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 15, 2005, 04:44:00 PM
                In Reply To #108
 
 That was cool.
 
 But really, Zen Kawasaki?
 
 Isn't that the most fake-ass wanna star in kung-fu movies kind of name you've ever heard?
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 15, 2005, 05:22:00 PM
                In Reply To #109
 Think he wrote, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 15, 2005, 05:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #110
 
 Hee hee. One would think.
 But no. His name is on that page with the images of the plane being struck by lightning.
 
 I know i'm boring everyone to tears, but man,
 Zen Kawasaki?
 
 WHEEE!!
 
 I think i'm gonna adapt that as my new user name.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on August 16, 2005, 03:29:00 PM
                Never trust a ventrue.
 
 I just followed ones advice last night.  Never going to look at myself the same way again...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 16, 2005, 04:16:00 PM
                In Reply To #112
 
 What did the mean old Ventrue make you do? Eat lobster?
 
 http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-08-14-lobster-contest_x.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on August 16, 2005, 05:47:00 PM
                A nice man by the name of Stanley Jarrets.  Most here know him.  He comes here every once in awhile.  A few weeks ago, I said I should taste myself some day.  He said I might as well, as if I was ever going to get a blow job, might as well know how I taste.
 
 So, I contemplated.  As many know, I love my masturbation.  I remembered last night what he said, as I could not sleep, and my mind was wandering freely.  Thus I thought ehh.
 
 So, I masturbated.  And, I "exploded" (creepy, ain't it?) and any who, I was stupid, and did so on the couch (Gotta sleep there, as I'm at my dads, and my little bro sleeps on the bed) Needless to say, I snuck upstairs to clean up.
 
 Got up and there, and started to stair at my messy hand (Never mind the rest which was running down my chest) and like the devil on one shoulder, and the angel on the other, I contemplated.
 
 Should I?  After all, I'm sure plenty of people have done it.  Right?  No, I shouldn't.
 
 Yet his ventrue voice said, Come on man.  Now or never.
 
 And like Frodo, I licked.  And I will never look at myself the same way again.  While it was slightly sweet, it was SO sticky.
 
 To my shame.  Son of a bitch.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 16, 2005, 05:50:00 PM
                In Reply To #114
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on August 16, 2005, 05:53:00 PM
                In Reply To #115
 
The Vampire Dante. posted:

 In Reply To #114
 

 
 I'm seriously thinking about doing so.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 16, 2005, 06:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #114
 Alow me to quote from the movie "Clerks".
 "Man he achieved the dream!"
 "Yeah, but at what a cost!"                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on August 16, 2005, 07:14:00 PM
                Exactly what ItBurns said.
 
 I feel SO much more enlightened.  And yet...
 
 It just doesn't feel right!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 16, 2005, 07:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #118
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 16, 2005, 07:50:00 PM
                In Reply To #114
 
 I hope you learned your lesson.
 
 In Reply To #119
 
 I understand *everything* about that picture.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 16, 2005, 07:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #119
 
 I got a WTF when I went to the http://www.activision.com  web site and tried to access information about bloodlines.
 
 That made me go WTF when the credit card required screen popped up. Pops up on redemption too.
 
 Man actifuckers piss me off.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 16, 2005, 07:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #121
 
 You should not post your email in a public forum, young one...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 16, 2005, 09:07:00 PM
                In Reply To #122
 appears to be his signature, must feel safe here.
 
 Fuck knows why.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 16, 2005, 09:18:00 PM
                In Reply To #123
 
 Been here for years - don't give a shit. My email is all over my work.
 
 Even have a web site with my contact right on it.
 
 Probably the last legit modder left for vampire - redemption.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 16, 2005, 09:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #124
 Cool. Didn`t know anyone was left for Redemption modding, you  must be the one keeping the thing going then?
 
 
 Unless I`m missing any of the other Redemption modders here.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 16, 2005, 10:33:00 PM
                In Reply To #125
 
 I would like them to step forward if their is any as well...
 
 If not then if you want to be then you can catch me on msn messenger. I help people out. That's why my email is here. To help people.
 
 And if I cared about the lack of people in the online redemption community I would have left long ago so my offer stands pretty much all of the time. I've been through a lot these past 5 years from the fall of mapdepo, vampirehaven, vampirecrypt, as well as vampireheaven. (Did I miss any?)
 
 I watched as vcaleb and yith left their mods. Sense then there hadn't been anything new that people really care about. I try to mod new things. Learned a lot too. If I wanted to I could revive wtd, but right now my eyes are on redoing wod mod.
 
 Bold yes, but I'm an ambitious bastard who likes having fun doing challenging things. I think that's worth a WTF in this topic...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on August 16, 2005, 10:40:00 PM
                In Reply To #124
 
 
  If your mods are to actually improve the Role-Playing experience then I am very interested.
 
  If your mods are just eye candy perms and super weapons I'll pass.
 
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 16, 2005, 10:40:00 PM
                In Reply To #126
 
 Much older than I am...
 I hereby withdraw my earlier statement of calling you "young one"! The ancients all keep to the shadows...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 16, 2005, 10:46:00 PM
                In Reply To #128
 Don`t they? Wonder if I should go back to the shadows myself, see what I can get up to.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 17, 2005, 12:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #127
 
FoulPet posted:

 In Reply To #124
 
  If your mods are to actually improve the Role-Playing experience then I am very interested.
 
  If your mods are just eye candy perms and super weapons I'll pass.
 
 

 
 Look upon my work if you dare and judge for yourself. I'm an all around kind of guy.
 
 Here's my domain even though I've moved at least 4 times so far and wonder whether I'll be moving again.
 
 http://emod.vampirerp.com
 
 I'm hosted by the Survivor's of Cascadia web server. http://www.vampirerp.com  
 
 Otherwise known as SoC. They are a group of nice rp'ers who still stick around redemption. You might even be able to sign up to their rp group. They've been around for years and I hope I will be too.
 
 Don't mind the It's Dead Jim news topic. I merely destroyed my forum on accident during an update. Yikes! Though I do have a new one up. I will be updating my site soon (this week) and will be uploading an alpha mod of my attempt at making a new wod mod from scratch. I also got some chronicles on line-up.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 17, 2005, 02:09:00 PM
                <img>  </img>  
 Prolapsed Colon - worst case scenario:
 
 http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/0816_050816_gas_theft.html
 
 Magical Raccoon scrotums:
 
 http://www.comingsoon.net/news/dvdreviewsnews.php?id=10819
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 19, 2005, 01:19:00 AM
                In Reply To #131
 
 Here's an old school WTF you will surely appreciate!
 
 http://www.etechs.net/07Micheal%20Jackson%20Pepsi%20(1).mpg
 
 Also, for a good time call:
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=452                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on August 19, 2005, 04:36:00 AM
                Well, I checked out the screen shots and though I find them nice looking and your fire effects tempting...
 It isn't enough for me to re-install a game I haven't played in a very long time though.
 
  Even if it had 3k new disciplines I would rather play with
 clan disciplines that mimic WoD as close as possible.
 
  There are several clans that could use a full discipline work over and none use Flaming Golems.
 
 If your mod includes disciplines that mimic Melpominee, Chimerstry, Quietus or you have created higher levels/combination powers of other Disciplines that could possible work together like Protean and Viscissitude I would like to hear about them.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 19, 2005, 06:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #133
 
 What?
 
 Michael Jackson MUST have at least one level of Vicissitude! Changeling, anyone?
 
 http://www.patman.org/wod/disciplines/vicissitude.asp
 
 And that other thing was hilarious! I love that game!
 
 Click this. It's stupid:
 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits
 
 And then this:
 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 19, 2005, 06:10:00 PM
                In Reply To #133
 
FoulPet posted:

  Well, I checked out the screen shots and though I find them nice looking and your fire effects tempting...
 It isn't enough for me to re-install a game I haven't played in a very long time though.
 
  Even if it had 3k new disciplines I would rather play with
 clan disciplines that mimic WoD as close as possible.
 
  There are several clans that could use a full discipline work over and none use Flaming Golems.
 
 If your mod includes disciplines that mimic Melpominee, Chimerstry, Quietus or you have created higher levels/combination powers of other Disciplines that could possible work together like Protean and Viscissitude I would like to hear about them.

 
 Interesting that you would say that.
 
 Check out my web site soon. I may have something for you....                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 19, 2005, 10:27:00 PM
               
 And here's more weird shit!
 This is only funny to those who play Morrowind and it gives you an excellent reason for hating that first guard you meet...
 
 http://media.putfile.com/Everybodys_Nerves_Video                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 20, 2005, 05:49:00 AM
                In Reply To #132
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #131
 
 Here's an old school WTF you will surely appreciate!
 
 http://www.etechs.net/07Micheal%20Jackson%20Pepsi%20(1).mpg
 
 Also, for a good time call:
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=452

 
 How the hell did you find that?!!
 
 Jackie Chan as Chun Li from Street Fight II? Now that's a WTF!?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 20, 2005, 12:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #137
 
 It's all over the web. This one is used as an avatar by some guy at another forum I visit:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 20, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #137
 the Jackie Chan bit is from the film City Hunter.
 
 And as for that Morrowind guard, I`m off to kick his head in right now!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 20, 2005, 02:46:00 PM
                In Reply To #139
 
 Use the steel plated boots! With spikes!
 Imagine that guy doing that... noise all the way from Cyrodiil to the last few hours before getting off the ship in Seyda Neen!
 
 Again, things don't always have to be funny. This was just weird. Once again, only Morrowind freaks will understand.
 
 http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=146960                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 20, 2005, 04:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #140
 Indeed, and for the guard - I`ve got a full set of Deadric waiting for use.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 21, 2005, 03:50:00 AM
                In Reply To #141
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=87
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=920
 
 LOL, watch the whole thing before you reply:
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=788                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 21, 2005, 01:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #142
 
 The things people do...
 That's a very interesting site. I finally got myself a copy of FPS Doug on my harddrive! Woo!
 This is really fucked up:
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=446
 
 Half-Life fun!
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=743
 
 Fun with worms.
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=990
 
 And this man is a jackass!
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=682                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 21, 2005, 06:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #143
 
 LOL the physics on that half-life engine are unreal.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 21, 2005, 11:07:00 PM
               
 Translation from Swedish:
 
 "Here's Martin and Kay's guitarschool!
 Neither of us can play the guitar but we still want to play. So what are we to do if we want to play the Pulp Fiction theme?
 We aren't very quick using our fingers so we decided to use the wonders of technology by glueing a piece of paper to this thing."
 
 http://www.hamsterpaj.net/amuse/movieplayer.php?movie=http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/kay_o_ulukais                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on August 22, 2005, 02:20:00 AM
                In Reply To #135
 
 I am looking forward to it
 
 
 Cool:
 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/drum.php                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 23, 2005, 02:14:00 AM
               
 Rub your cursor in this guys face!
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=896                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 23, 2005, 02:19:00 AM
                In Reply To #147
 LOL, that's awesome!
 
 [added Aug 23 2005  8:59AM]
 
 In Reply To #148
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Rainmoon26919902 on August 23, 2005, 03:33:00 PM
                In Reply To #148
 
 That's some interesting coding.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 24, 2005, 02:02:00 AM
                In Reply To #149
 http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/08/23/MTFH55820_2005-08-23_14-41-27_WRI352816.html
 
 The funny thing is, she's not even mildly attractive. In fact, she kinda looks like a dude:
 <img>http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050819/i/r2365269032.jpg?x=230&y=345&sig=VqlYg3CzU.PKPwnDXObOAg--</img>                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 24, 2005, 08:44:00 AM
                Real life and internet comparison.
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=47                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 24, 2005, 09:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #151
 http://www.emorangers.com/
 
 Wait for the theme song to load and scroll down.
 
 Also, another pic for the weird file...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 24, 2005, 10:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #152
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=283
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=47&autoplay=true
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1270                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 24, 2005, 10:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #153
 
 BTW, I had a real-life WTF moment today at work. I saw a customer who hadn't been approached over by the notebook computers so I went over to offer assistance. I introduced myself and asked her if I could help her choose a laptop. She was a white lady with brown hair, brown eyes and standing at about 5'1" and in her late 20's or early 30's. As soon as I began asking qualifying questions like what she intended to use it for she interrupted me and said, "Wow, you're a tall drink of water". I felt like she was hitting on me but she was so abrupt I felt really akward when she said it. First of all, I'm 5'10" which may be tall to her or for her but by all means I'm average height. Secondly and most importantly, I've never heard that expression before and I didn't know exactly what she was trying to get across to me. My way of dealing with it was saying; "Okay." then continuing my line of questioning about the computer. After I spoke about two more sentences she excused herself and walked out. WTF?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 24, 2005, 11:28:00 PM
                In Reply To #154
 
 That was a little odd.
 More fun with worms!
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=989                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on August 25, 2005, 02:12:00 AM
                Okay, forgive me if some of these are old or if everyone has seen them.
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/  -this site was funny like 5 years ago and it's still going strong.  Well strong might not be the right word but some of the captions are amusing nonetheless.
 
 
 http://www.heatherfirth.com/  - Earth Erotica.  No really, it is.
 
 http://www.garbage-house.com/  -this site has a nude amputee section; what more could one ask for?
 
 http://www.wwujd.com/  -Classic
 
 http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index2.html  -learn to dance from a pro.
 
 http://www.khaaan.com/  -Khaaan!
 
 http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfjesus.html  -the last action figure anyone will ever need
 
 http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/  -Bliss
 
 http://www.members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm  -Word!
 
 http://www.evenmere.org/~bts/Ghost/ghost.htm  -spot the ghost.
 
 http://www.oddtodd.com/?
 
 http://www.stripcreator.com/make.php  -now everyone can make their own comic strip
 
 http://www.fvza.org/  -one of the best sites out there, especially for those vamp lovers out there
 
 http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/trippy.htm  -round and round
 
 http://www.vhemt.org/  -something we should all join
 
 http://abum.com/?
 
 http://www.hotdogboy.com/index.html
 
 http://www.kwoon.com/
 
 http://talklikeapirate.com/  -Argh!
 
 http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm  -if you haven't seen this site, you've been living under a rock.  Lots of funny shit here.
 
 http://maddox.xmission.com/
 
 http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php
 
 http://www.emotioneric.com/  -clever, almost
 
 http://newgrounds.com/toons/
 
 http://www.penisowner.com/pom/pom.html  <purple>-every woman should read this</purple>
 
 
 That's all for tonight, but there is more to come.
 
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 25, 2005, 05:27:00 PM
                The new religion:
 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
 
 Nuke thy neighbour:
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1269
 
 Neeerds!
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=241
 
 And some of the most fucked up, twisted stuff there is:
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1559
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1600                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on August 26, 2005, 07:25:00 AM
                More cute than bizare, but it still makes me smile
 after all these years.
 
 http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 26, 2005, 07:42:00 AM
                In Reply To #158
 
 That has always made me shudder in disgust.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 28, 2005, 02:09:00 AM
                In Reply To #159
 
 You shouldn't have spilled my hot coffee...
 
 http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Restaurant_R_Full_Frame.mpg
 
 That was wrong on so many levels...
 
 And so is this:
 http://www.stoplandmines.org/slm/videos/kickoff_hi.wmv                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 29, 2005, 11:15:00 AM
                This is why you shouldn't go to chatrooms:
 
 
 And here's one for the leet speakers:
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 29, 2005, 01:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #161
 Damnation!
 
 I can read it...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 29, 2005, 06:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #162
 Well, some pics:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 29, 2005, 07:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #163
 
 That last thing was very delightfully sick.
 Here's a nice picture that I advise others to use whenever it fits:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on August 29, 2005, 08:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #164
 I actually have a use for that already, thanks CL!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 29, 2005, 10:00:00 PM
                In Reply To #165
 
 Lovely, isn't it?
 May I ask where you deemed it worthy for posting?
 
 Reminds me of myself:
 
 
 And of course, a dancing carrot:
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on August 30, 2005, 01:03:00 AM
                In Reply To #152
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #151
 http://www.emorangers.com/
 
 Wait for the theme song to load and scroll down.
 
 Also, another pic for the weird file...
 
 

 
 They have the trailer too. LOL
 
 Ok I found this.
 
 http://www.huaren.com/fun/english.htm
 
 Some miscommunication going on here.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 31, 2005, 09:59:00 PM
                In Reply To #167
 
 The wonders of the English language...
 
 To complete my earlier post with all our new religion:
 
 http://wwfsmd.ytmnd.com/
 
 Feeling frustrated?
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 03, 2005, 04:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #168
 
 I found this funny even though I'm politically pretty conservative:
 
 
 http://bushlobster.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 04, 2005, 02:27:00 PM
                Yummy!
 
 http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-09/04/content_474896.htm
 
 Catholicism rocks!
 
 http://www.spookedgirls.com/popecore.swf
 
 More pastafarian fun!
 
 http://www.venganza.org/games/index.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on September 04, 2005, 03:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #169
 Now hold it!
 That pic is not modified??
 
 
 
 Wait: Looking at dubyah closer, you notice his lighting is wrong, so he is pasted on...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 04, 2005, 07:28:00 PM
               
 It's obvious that people enjoy this thread yet no one has given it a rating. What is it with these folks!?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on September 04, 2005, 08:13:00 PM
                In Reply To #172
 That better CL?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 04, 2005, 08:29:00 PM
                In Reply To #173
 
 
 Edit: I didn't see this is already Adrian's signature. Rock on!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on September 05, 2005, 12:11:00 AM
                In Reply To #174.
 
 Seems like he`s getting very close with his rig.
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 05, 2005, 01:02:00 AM
               
 FREE THE GNOMES!
 
 http://www.freethegnomes.com/gpage11.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 05, 2005, 01:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #175
 
The Vampire Dante. posted:

 In Reply To #174.
 
 Seems like he`s getting very close with his rig.
 
 

 
 Damn she's got a fine ass...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 05, 2005, 04:44:00 AM
                In Reply To #177
 
 Am I seeing what I think I see because if I'm seeing it, I don't know what to say.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on September 05, 2005, 07:17:00 AM
                In Reply To #171
 
EPO Bot posted:

 In Reply To #169
 Now hold it!
 That pic is not modified??
 
 
 
 Wait: Looking at dubyah closer, you notice his lighting is wrong, so he is pasted on...

 
 Note the gesture that he is making with his left hand.
 Pretty much says it all ;-)
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 05, 2005, 11:26:00 AM
                Weird fortune I got from a fortune cookie:
 
 "Never use a hatchet to remove a fly from the forehead of a friend."                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on September 05, 2005, 12:11:00 PM
                In Reply To #180
 Sounds like "Don't use a shotgun to get rid of a rotten tooth."
 
 Tough i read something about a guy who was so afraid of the dentist he actually DID try to blow it out with his gun.I took a lot of reconstuctive sugery...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on September 05, 2005, 02:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #178
 
Rainmoon posted:

 In Reply To #177
 
 Am I seeing what I think I see because if I'm seeing it, I don't know what to say.

 
 
 What do you think you are seeing Rainmoon?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 05, 2005, 10:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #182
 
 A man copulating with his computer?
 God, I need therapy!
 
 Beware the bread!
 http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 06, 2005, 01:24:00 AM
                In Reply To #182
 
The Vampire Dante. posted:

 In Reply To #178
 
Rainmoon posted:

 In Reply To #177
 
 Am I seeing what I think I see because if I'm seeing it, I don't know what to say.

 
 
 What do you think you are seeing Rainmoon?

 
 What do you think that I think that I'm seeing?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on September 06, 2005, 10:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #184
 No comment.
 
 on a different note: http://www.negative-shock.net/view-582                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 06, 2005, 11:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #185
 
 That page was kind of funny. Death to the frog!
 http://www.negative-shock.net/view-539                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on September 07, 2005, 04:41:00 AM
                In Reply To #186
 Malkavians are so screwed: They have to hear the sound of the crazy frog in their heads the whole time!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 08, 2005, 02:02:00 AM
                In Reply To #187
 
 If that was the case they would all have commited suicide a long time ago and what would we do without the loveable children of Malkav?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 08, 2005, 03:51:00 AM
                In Reply To #188
 
 Go completely nuts?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 09, 2005, 03:46:00 AM
                In Reply To #189
 http://subliminal.ytmnd.com/
 
 
 
 [added Sep 10 2005 11:34AM]
 
 In Reply To #190
 
 LOL, you're gonna love this one....
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=2193                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on September 10, 2005, 05:01:00 PM
                Saw that a few years ago Signothorn.  Always cracks me up!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 10, 2005, 05:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #190
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 10, 2005, 07:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #192
 
 L-O fucking L!!!
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=37                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 10, 2005, 11:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #193
 
 That spikedhumor site seems to be our prime source for all wtf content. Lot's of wtf there.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 11, 2005, 02:41:00 AM
                Remember to visit the Optometrist at least every 2 years!!
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=561
 
 Here's a joke at Paris Hilton's expense(Helps if you understand a bit of German)
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=156
 
 Why Iraq was beaten so easily or why terrorists use bombs - you decide:
 http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1014
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=829
 "Winded Bob"                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on September 11, 2005, 11:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #186
 
 I HATE THAT DAMN FROG!!! LOOOL!!
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 14, 2005, 11:55:00 PM
               
 I just had to check this out.
 Insanity is a funny thing. You can go all life thinking that you're normal and then BAM! It hits you straight in the face like like a cold spacebanana!
 
 http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] dalver on September 15, 2005, 11:29:00 AM
                http://shermix.free.fr/videos.php?id=shark
 
 Weird, anyone?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 15, 2005, 12:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #198
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050914/ids_photos_ts/r2587077477.jpg                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on September 15, 2005, 04:03:00 PM
                Ok, I actually said what the fuck when I read this one:
 
 http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20050915p2a00m0na003000c.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 16, 2005, 03:14:00 PM
               
 Needle would love this one:
 
 http://quiz.ivillage.co.uk/uk_astrology/tests/dogs.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Janskuli on September 16, 2005, 11:36:00 PM
               
 http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
 
 Everyone loves magical Trevor...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 17, 2005, 09:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #202
 
 That's so bleeping weird...
 
 Never wear fleece!
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050916/od_nm/australia_electricity_dc                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Janskuli on September 17, 2005, 11:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #203
 
 You know... nevermind.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 18, 2005, 03:39:00 PM
                In Reply To #204
 
 What?
 
 I'm pretty sure this has been posted before by myself or someone else but it just deserves a second posting:
 
 http://eul0000562.eu.verio.net/boreme/funny-2005/magic-missile.php                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 20, 2005, 02:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #205
 
 I know, this should be in a "What the Duck" thread but oh well..
 
 http://www.4chan.org/flash/emo.html
 
 This reminds me of a parody I wrote in the Dilapidation days:
 
  To the music of Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit"
 
 "Breaking the Wabbit"
 
 Memories consume
 Of causing a big wound
 Of hunting him down again
 You all assume
 He's safe in the woods
 Unless I hear his feet again
 
 (Chorus)
 I just want to be the one
 To cause that Bugs to bruise
 His insides will be gone
 His head he'll surely lose
 
 I know it's worth fighting for
 I'm not just being mean
 But even though I'm saying that
 I'll skin that wabbit clean
 I don't know why I'm hunting him
 I know it's not alright
 So I'm Breaking the wabbit
 I'm breaking the wabbit- tonight
 
 Clutching my gun
 I walk the forest floor
 Tracking down his cotton tail
 It will take muck more
 Than any time before
 But this time he will get nailed
 
 (Chorus)
 I just want to be the one
 To cause that Bugs to bruise
 His insides will be gone
 His head he'll surely lose
 
 I know it's worth fighting for
 I'm not just being mean
 But even though I'm saying that
 I'll skin that wabbit clean
 I don't know why I'm hunting him
 I know it's not alright
 So I'm Breaking the wabbit
 I'm breaking the wabbit- tonight
 
 I'll paint him on the walls
 Just before he falls
 I'll never hunt again
 Cause this is where it ends
 
 (Chorus)
 I just want to be the one
 To cause that Bugs to bruise
 His insides will be gone
 His head he'll surely lose
 
 I know it's worth fighting for
 I'm not just being mean
 But even though I'm saying that
 I'll skin that wabbit clean
 I don't know why I'm hunting him
 He'll never be alright
 So I'm Breaking the wabbit
 I'm breaking the wabbit
 I'm breaking the wabbit- tonight
 
 By- Signothorn                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on September 20, 2005, 03:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #206
 Ozzie Fudd (ELmers hard rock son) sings it thusly:
 
 In the dead of night
 A shimmewin' wight
 Gweem of a bwade
 And dah devew was paid
 When dah axe comes down
 A chiwin' sound
 Stew get's dah head
 Anothaw wabbit's dead
 I'm a wabbit swayer
 A guitaw pwayaw
 With a nasty habbit
 
 Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
 AhhhaahooOhhh
 Be vewy vewy qwiet!
 I'm wookin' fo wabbits...
 
 I'm a mean mistweetah
 A wabbit feastah
 And I pwedict
 A bwoody Eastaw
 A scuwowing shadow
 And dah shadow was dis wabbit
 And dah night aiwah echoes
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Kill dah wabbit!!!
 Ohhhh...and dayah won't be any mow wabbits awound
 No mow Wodgah Wabbit
 No mow Petah Wabbit
 And no mow Pwayboy Bunny Wabbits!
 Ah ha ha ha ha
 Be vewy vewy cawhafo
 
 Translated:
 In the dead of night
 A shimmerin' light
 Geam of a blade
 And the devil was paid
 When the axe comes down
 A chilling sound
 stew gets the head
 Another rabbit's dead
 I'm a rabbit slayer
 A guitar player
 With a nasty habit
 
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 AhhhaahooOhhh
 Be very very quiet!
 I'm lookin' for rabbits...
 
 I'm a mean mistreater
 A rabbit feaster
 And I predict
 A bloody Easter
 A scurrying shadow
 And the shadow was this rabbit
 And the night air echoes
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 Kill the rabbit!!!
 Ohhhh...and there won't be any more rabbits around
 No more Rodger Rabbit
 No more Peter Rabbit
 And no more Playboy Bunny Rabbits!
 Ah ha ha ha ha
 Be very very careful
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 25, 2005, 02:43:00 AM
                In Reply To #207
 
 Salad Fingers must be worthy of some What The Fuck award by now...
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1690/Salad_Fingers_Episode_4_Cage.html
 
 Human fish!
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2532/Freak_Fish.html
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1166/Human_faced_fish.html
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on September 25, 2005, 05:23:00 AM
                Watching this may kill you.
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/163078
 
 Oh yes! I love this one too...
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/159024                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] The_Big_Fish_Leo on September 25, 2005, 07:31:00 AM
               
 http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Fuck%20You.jpg
 
 http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/images/cheney-fuck.jpg
 
 [added Sep 25 2005  6:43AM]
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on September 26, 2005, 09:31:00 PM
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on September 27, 2005, 05:24:00 PM
                In Reply To #211
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/127291                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 28, 2005, 02:26:00 AM
                In Reply To #211
 
FoulPet posted:

 

 
 I think this will be my new desktop. Nice.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on September 28, 2005, 11:52:00 PM
                In Reply To #213
 
 Thanks, I thought it was pretty cute/cool.
 
 [added Sep 28 2005  9:58PM]
 
 heres something
 
 http://www.awfuljunk.com/video/184/realistic_3d_games.php                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 02, 2005, 08:00:00 PM
               
 Have we expended all worthy material on the web?
 I think NOT!
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 02, 2005, 10:07:00 PM
                In Reply To #215
 My sister can do that, if anyone`s interested to know.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 02, 2005, 10:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #215
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 04, 2005, 03:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #217
 
 Delightful...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 04, 2005, 04:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #218
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 05, 2005, 06:29:00 PM
                In Reply To #219
 
  http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1114381,00.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 05, 2005, 06:40:00 PM
                In Reply To #220
 NO! just NOOOOO!!!
 
 Scientology = EVIL!
 
 We must kidnap Katie, whipe away her memory and use her against those maniacs!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 05, 2005, 06:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #220
 
 Oh, my fucking god! 'Tis the Devil! The Devil, I say!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 05, 2005, 07:49:00 PM
                In Reply To #222
 
 We should have seen this coming, we knew how evil he was...
 
 
 Remember?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 06, 2005, 04:54:00 AM
                In Reply To #223
 It's like the girl you secretly love suddenley marries your dad!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 06, 2005, 12:03:00 PM
                In Reply To #224
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 06, 2005, 02:00:00 PM
                In Reply To #225
 Al-Zarquawi is doomed!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 06, 2005, 05:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #226
 I always thought the clowns would invade, now it`s true.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on October 07, 2005, 10:13:00 AM
                I'm guessing this guy didn't make it...
 
 
 
 Serves him right.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 07, 2005, 05:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #228
 
 Lol Moonmad, that pic was funny.
 
 http://www.rednova.com/news/oddities/261562/python_explodes_after_eating_alligator/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Grendel8101 on October 07, 2005, 05:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #229
 My money's on the gators.  Anything that will claw its way out of the stomach of another creature (or at least try to) deserves the gold.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 07, 2005, 05:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #230
 Indigestion of the year!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 07, 2005, 11:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #230
 
 While I agree that gator vs snake the gator will win almost always... I can see that the pythons ability to reproduce faster can overcome the gator.
 
  The snakes will feed on the gator young and soon the gators will be very few in number.
 
  The snake can hunt on land and water while the gator rarely hunts on land if ever.
 
 My prediction for the gator is near extinction.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Grendel8101 on October 08, 2005, 12:32:00 AM
                In Reply To #232
 Yeah, but the gators got ecologists in their corner, and humans are very good at killing things.
 
 $100 on the gators, any takers?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 08, 2005, 12:57:00 AM
                In Reply To #233
 
 Doesn't it sound interesting to you mixing
 
 Ecologists with Killing?
 
  The  Ecologist will wind up killing more than snakes probably.
 
 
  Kind of like when they poison an entire lake to kill one type of fish.
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 
 Cruising the internet I found this.
 
 First I want to warn you this is some of the sickest sh!t I have seen on-line.
 
  If you want to retain your humanity then do not complete the link.
 
 Also Please be an ADULT and not a child.  This is some sick sh!t.
 
 http://  www.  bmezine   .com/   service/    samples/    tour7.html
 
 
 you can also just visit the main website but it will link you eventually to some pretty screwed up stuff.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on October 08, 2005, 02:23:00 AM
                In Reply To #229
 That episode of the simpsons with the bird eating lizards comes to mind.
 
 And to the mention of the Iguanas at the bottom of that story - those poor Botanists :P                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 08, 2005, 03:00:00 AM
                In Reply To #235
 
 Foul Pet, I've seen just about everything on the internet but that was sick. *vomits*
 
 [added Oct  8 2005 10:03AM]
 
 In Reply To #236
 
 
 
 [added Oct  8 2005 10:11AM]
 
 In Reply To #236
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=231513604350498701&q=Metallica
 
 http://www.killsometime.com/Video/Video.asp?ID=332
 
 [added Oct  8 2005  8:50PM]
 
 In Reply To #236
 
 
 
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/weatherman.html
 
 This one is juvenille but I laughed my ass off.
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rainbowkidsshow.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 09, 2005, 08:32:00 PM
                In Reply To #236
 
 What scares me the most is that if people can do that themselves then they would have no respect for anyone else.
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 09, 2005, 10:32:00 PM
                In Reply To #237
 
 A really long cat...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 09, 2005, 11:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #238
 
 That's one stretched pussy.
 
 
 Women should come in pairs.
 
 http://www.conjoineddreams.net/
 
 [added Oct  9 2005  6:44PM]
 
 
 
 
 WTF?
 
 http://www.carstuckgirls.com/
 
 f#cking fetish for everything.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 10, 2005, 01:36:00 AM
                In Reply To #239
 Here's an oldie but goodie I posted ages ago on another thread.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 10, 2005, 04:34:00 AM
                In Reply To #240
 Those damn Assamites!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Boehlke on October 10, 2005, 11:43:00 AM
                check this out!!! if you are familliar to WOW... then this is the real "what the fuck" http://spikedhumor.com/articles/751/WoW_Dancing_nudity.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 10, 2005, 03:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #242
 So what? The same thing goes on in Guild Wars.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 10, 2005, 04:04:00 PM
                In Reply To #243
 
 http://mirror1.spikedhumor.com/2207/Not_Joe_Eigo.wmv
 
 http://media.spikedhumor.com/240/voltron.wmv
 
 EQ                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on October 10, 2005, 04:09:00 PM
                In Reply To #243
 This one made me laugh my ass off:
 Lighter Tricks                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 10, 2005, 09:18:00 PM
                In Reply To #245
 That one was funny Skyra! lol...
 
 Another snake/swallowing story...
 
 
 http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 11, 2005, 12:25:00 AM
               
 Contagious insanity...
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1775/Banana_Phone.html
 
 Salad Fingers!
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1557/Salad_Fingers_Episode_1_Spoons.html
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1559/Salad_Fingers_Episode_2_Friends.html
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1840/Salad_Fingers_Episode_5_Picnic.html
 
 Razorgirl!
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2279/A_Very_Whacked_Out_Girl.html
 
 Butterfly.
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1636/Butterfly_Knife_Girl.html
 
 Neeeerds!
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2245/Live_Action_Role_Players.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 11, 2005, 01:16:00 AM
                In Reply To #247
 Crazy-Legs wrote:
 
 Razorgirl!
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2279/A_Very_Whacked_Out_Girl.html
 
 ..............................................
 
 
 You`ve met my sister then?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 11, 2005, 05:52:00 AM
                Give it till the end it gets better.
 
 http://mirror1.spikedhumor.com/188/starwarsscratch.wmv
 
 
 This was Fking amazing.
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2256/Shark_Vs_Octopus.html?autoplay=true
 
 more
 http://media.spikedhumor.com/2467/cellphoneholder.wmv
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1211/Vida_Guerra.html?autoplay=true
 
 I want to do Aerobics now.
 http://media.spikedhumor.com/3326/callonme1.wmv
 
 
 Hmmmmmmm?
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/3432/Cambodian_Couple_Suck_Daughter_s_Blood.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 13, 2005, 08:40:00 AM
                In Reply To #249
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cardrifting.html
 
 Another candidate for this years Darwin awards.
 
 In Reply To #248
 For a moment i tought that was CL herself.. happy                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 14, 2005, 02:44:00 AM
                http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2576                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 14, 2005, 03:14:00 AM
                In Reply To #251
 
 It wasn't that provoking FP, sad to say. With the cute face and horrible teeth, she looks like a lady from a cheap bukakke video, only she was doing less than what I'd expect of a lady from a bukakke video.
 
 http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BIRD_INFESTATION?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT  
 
 [added Oct 14 2005  1:36AM]
 
 In Reply To #252
 http://www.local6.com/news/5097535/detail.html
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 14, 2005, 07:44:00 AM
                In Reply To #250
 
 I say like all the other people:
 I could do that if I wanted to but not right now.
 
 SETITE!!!
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/3961/Flexible_Girl.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 14, 2005, 07:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #253
 
 So Setites are part snake?
 
 That was both pretty and creepy.
 Just my cup of tea :-)
 
 [added Oct 14 2005  5:26AM]
 
 In Reply To #254
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/ocdmail.html
 
 I have this too, to a degree:Checking the lights a bit too often, making shure i turned the radio off before leaving the house and stuff like that, but this guy:He just takes it to a whole new dimension...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Trinten38725807 on October 14, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
               
EPO Bonded posted:

 So Setites are part snake?
 

 
 Setites basically are snakes. Figuratively and literally. They can be a fun clan to play.
 
 Speaking of funny stuff and setites...
 
 http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-09-26&res=l
 
 The last two "ads" are funny. The first one (where is momma map) is so-so.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 14, 2005, 09:26:00 PM
                In Reply To #255
 
 
 
 http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/14/D8D824KO4.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 15, 2005, 12:07:00 PM
                In Reply To #252
 
 Never said she was an angel.
 
 Interesting concept for a video though.
 
  I would however like to see who you think are some of the most attractive women walking the planet ATM.
 
  I saw your first thread on women and it didn't impress me either.
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 16, 2005, 01:27:00 AM
                In Reply To #257
 
 Not really a WTF but she has an erie power to make me smile. Really, stare at her and try not to smile.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 [added Oct 15 2005 10:02PM]
 
 In Reply To #258
 If that doesn't do it...
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 16, 2005, 05:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #258
 Cute!
 I think that is what the Bloodlines Torry is supposed to be like: Pinky, looking fresh, adorable... :-)
 
 (I think we should introduce her to Vongetta)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 16, 2005, 09:49:00 AM
                In Reply To #259
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bunny_tapdancer.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on October 16, 2005, 04:53:00 PM
                About the bunny tap dancer...
 
 Whoah, just...WHOAH!!  The contortion snake lady was uh...interesting, but this video is just downright disturbing.  And WTF is up with the clown attached to her head?!?!?  I need to track that girl down and get her in my LARP where she can play the role of the dancer brought low by a bored Toreador Antitribu.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 16, 2005, 10:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #258
 
 <orange> stare at her and try not to smile</orange>
 
 Maybe I'm immune or just have an angry soul.
 
 This made me smile.
 
 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2652&rtn=index-topten
 
 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2092
 
 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2163&rtn=index-alltimetopten
 
 Interesting layout and sounds
 
 http://www.byjack-ribeiro.com/
 
 Remind you of another topic?
 
 http://www.videotiger.com/alligatorsnakevideo.shtml                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 17, 2005, 09:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #262
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/4700/What_The_Fuck.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 18, 2005, 04:03:00 AM
                In Reply To #263
 
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/580/Tourettes_Guy_Interview_Part_3.html
 
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2542/Antique_Road_Show.html
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2181/Foamy_Drugs_in_Your_Head.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 18, 2005, 05:04:00 AM
                In Reply To #264
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/3028/Celine_Dion_On_The_Weird_Al_Show.html
 
 [added Oct 18 2005 12:21AM]
 
 In Reply To #265
 
 Damn, this next one is amazing, really.
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/475/Quarter_Master.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 18, 2005, 01:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #265
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/crazyguy.html
 
 Brujah! neonate frenzies...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 18, 2005, 02:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #266
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/187/Kenny_Rogers_Mad_TV.html
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 18, 2005, 09:16:00 PM
                In Reply To #267
 
 On the topic of dogs:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 18, 2005, 11:21:00 PM
                In Reply To #268
 Cool, NossieDog...                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 19, 2005, 02:12:00 AM
                In Reply To #269
 
 My kind of minister!
 
 http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1180/Cracking_the_shits.html
 
 Ps.(it's not the farting preacher video)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 19, 2005, 04:20:00 AM
                In Reply To #268
 Is that what you see all the time whenever you close your eyes?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 19, 2005, 06:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #271
 
 'L33T' LOTR. (Slightly long read).
 
 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/L0rd_of_Teh_Ringz0r                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] FoulPet on October 19, 2005, 11:38:00 PM
                In Reply To #267
 
 That picture made me laugh.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 20, 2005, 01:38:00 PM
                In Reply To #273
 
 This made me LOL.
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051020/ap_on_en_mu/people_jackson
 
 The only thing that would make this more amusing is if he were called to settle a Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes paternity suit.
 
 [added Oct 20 2005 11:15AM]
 
 In Reply To #274
 
 This one is interresting but the whole cartoonish nature is funny, even as a moderate conservative.
 
 http://www.piratesandemperors.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on October 20, 2005, 04:45:00 PM
                Ok I debated whether to post this here or in it's own thread but here fits better.  My what the fuck has to do with RL whackos that I have seen in the last couple of days on my way to work.
 
 Whacko 1.  Older guy holding up protest signs that ramble on about how God is going to get the US and Bush for making war on muslims.  The part that made me go wtf was the last line on his placard refering to George Bush: "He even lies to me."
 
 Hmmm... who are that it is so strange that Bush lies to you?
 
 Whacko 2.  Homeless guy hired by Lyndon LaRouche to hand out his propaganda.  As I walk past him he says, "Dick Cheney is the Devil.  Dick Cheney would have killed Jesus if he could."
 
 Hmmm...
 
 Whacko 3.  Old man wearing an old style campaign hat holding a sign up that reads:  If Bush irradiated Renquist then he should be impeached.
 
 Hmmm... I'd have to agree on that one.
 
 It's not an election year, why all of a sudden are there whackos all over DC?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 20, 2005, 10:44:00 PM
                In Reply To #275
 
 A little slip-up from Fox News anchor Shepard Smith:
 
 http://culture.pascal55.com/movies/jaylobj.wmv
 
 [added Oct 20 2005  6:48PM]
 
 In Reply To #276
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 22, 2005, 05:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #276
 
 
 Clicky                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 22, 2005, 06:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #277
 Mmm..didn't they just open the window partially?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 22, 2005, 07:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #278
 
 Here's a site dedicated to furry pregnant cartoon animals: http://www.pregfur.org/gallery/
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on October 22, 2005, 09:36:00 PM
                Here's a list of childrens books that didn't make the shelf    
 
 ''You Were an Accident''
 ''Strangers Have the Best Candy''
 ''The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!''
 ''When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It''
 ''Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia''
 ''What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?''
 ''Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?''
 ''Daddy Drinks Because You Cry''
 ''Dad's New Wife Timothy''
 ''Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games''
 ''The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables''
 ''The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy''
 ''Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will''
 ''The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead''
 ''How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School''
 ''Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear''
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 22, 2005, 11:13:00 PM
                In Reply To #280
 
 http://www.funshack.com/hehe.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 23, 2005, 05:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #280
 
 "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
 
 Eheheeehe... I SO have to try that! It was fun doing it to the cat but I think the results will differ when using a rodent...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 24, 2005, 02:15:00 PM
                Ah! NG re-posted my favorite Halloween flash!
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/132590
 
 Someone should make something similar with the Planet Vampire crew...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on October 26, 2005, 03:37:00 AM
                http://www.justracin.net/is.swf                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 26, 2005, 04:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #284
 
 Lol Adrian!
 
 
 
 Good grief...
 
 http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1191238&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 26, 2005, 09:44:00 AM
               
 http://www.forumplanet.com/PlanetVampire/user.asp?gid=57549996&mid=2310395                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Grendel8101 on October 26, 2005, 09:50:00 AM
                In Reply To #286
 Indeed.  He's got nothing on the king of wtf!?, though, my boy dabura                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 26, 2005, 09:54:00 AM
                In Reply To #287
 
 Oh, yes. That sure was something.
 Makes me wonder if he ever played the game at all...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 26, 2005, 04:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #288
 No, I don`t think he ever did, you should see the PM`s I got from him about 'talking shit' to him.
 
 Shame I deleted them, would have been a good laugh now.
 
 BigBadBoy was another one with comedy potential, also a shame he was such an irritating asshole.
 
 
 
 EDIT: What the fuck happened here?
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 27, 2005, 09:44:00 PM
                In Reply To #289
 
 WTF is this thing?
 
 http://tifarealistichentai.ytmnd.com/
 
 [added Oct 27 2005  5:00PM]
 
 In Reply To #290
 
 http://www.forumplanet.com/planetvampire/topic.asp?fid=9648&tid=1771823                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 27, 2005, 10:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #290
 Sig, you got that one right, WTF!? indeed.
 
 And I believe that thing is some form of Crustation, probably quite tasty.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 28, 2005, 08:03:00 AM
                Statement: HK 47 Pwnz y00!
 
 http://camilachan.free.fr/HK-47_-_Pheromone-driven.mp3                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 28, 2005, 11:05:00 AM
                In Reply To #290
 
 It's a kind of shrimp/crab that survived the ice age.
 We have lots of them in the sea but I've never seen one that huge before! They don't get much bigger than your thumb in our waters...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on October 28, 2005, 11:20:00 AM
                Apparently, the antidote to falling asleep while driving is learning Swedish.
 http://www.beyondtomorrow.com.au/stories/ep22/emotional.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 29, 2005, 05:06:00 PM
                Now I know there`s something fucked here!
 Anyone experienced this? Only happens on this forum.
 
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Starrathiel on October 29, 2005, 05:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #295
 Hmpf,
 
 <white> Now I know there`s something (*Expletive Deleted*) here! </white>
 
 You regularly spend time around this place of all and then
 actually sound like you are surprised by something so
 completely obvious? Really now Dante, you are not this
 naive.
 
 <white> Anyone experienced this? </white>
 
 I have seen this occasionally happen on this board as well
 as two other forum planet boards. A page refresh or two
 usually solves the hiccup .. it seemed to me just one of
 those "forumplanet" things that occasionally come up.
 
 *End of Communication*
 
 
 
 
 [added Oct 29 2005  1:00PM]
 
 In Reply To #290
 Hmpf,
 
 What that first thing is? It seems to me Ming Xiao's
 little nephew. See, they _are_ among us.
 
 *End of Communication*                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 29, 2005, 09:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #296
 Well Needle, I`m just a little suprised, as it`s the first time I`ve had any problems with the pages loading, and a refresh doesn`t clear it, I have to disconnect from the site and then reconnect nearly an hour later.
 
 Suppose I should really have known it would have started screwing up on me at some point, everyone else has had some kind of problem it seems.
 
 Sorry to have bothered you.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] munchies.Trooper on October 29, 2005, 10:58:00 PM
                I don't know if this fits in this topic but when I saw this sign I thought of this topic.
 
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on October 29, 2005, 11:53:00 PM
                In Reply To #298
 Sounds like a nice place.
 
 EDIT: What the fuck, was I thinking when I did this?
 
 
 
 EDITS: pic not showing, typos.
 
 I would like to thank Kim, for posing for me.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 30, 2005, 02:23:00 AM
                In Reply To #299
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dragonsoul2630094678 on October 30, 2005, 02:35:00 AM
                In Reply To #290
 
 
 I may be wrong, but is that a "horseshoe crab"? I looks like the tail and lower half of it's legs/body were removed, but still.... If so, they taste like jelly fish-flavored-ass and are dangerous..... Unless you have M-80's....
 
 
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 I JUST found this, and I laugh, even though I shouldn't, every time I hear it.....
 
 Enjoy  
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Starrathiel on October 30, 2005, 05:29:00 PM
                Hmpf,
 
 Hmmm .. a car with jet propulsion?
 
 
 
 I also wonder what this thing carries for an operating
 system at the controls.
 
 
 
 Certainly both vehicles that would make a casual traveller
 go "what the .. "
 
 *End of communication*                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 30, 2005, 07:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #302
 Something you and CL probably want to do with all males:
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 31, 2005, 02:26:00 AM
                In Reply To #303
 
 
 
 Yep, he's gonna be a country music superstar...
 
 http://www.rickmoranis.com/default.aspx
 
 It's actually not bad, I've heard much worse.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 31, 2005, 01:24:00 PM
                In Reply To #303
 
 Oh, come on! I don't hate guys that much!
 I just want to skin a *few* of them...
 
 I want one of these!
 
 
 
 In fact, I wouldn't mind any of these cuties:
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dualheaded.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 31, 2005, 03:07:00 PM
                In Reply To #304
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 31, 2005, 03:59:00 PM
                In Reply To #306
 
 Yes-in-deedy!
 Bring out the Vaulderiebowl! Let the Palla Grande commence! Partyyyy!
 
 Ehe... I mean... ah, crap!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on October 31, 2005, 06:49:00 PM
                Funny in a hippy sort of way:
 
 http://www.storewars.org/flash/storewars.swf
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 31, 2005, 07:34:00 PM
                In Reply To #308
 
 LOL @ Darth Tator. The story was politicaly driven by hippies like you said but there was enough cheese to make it helarious. A good find...
 
 I just found a total gem of the internet. This is why you shouldn't mix wearther reports with crack...
 
 http://culture.pascal55.com/movies/mathis_2.wmv
 
 http://culture.pascal55.com/movies/weatherman.wmv                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Boehlke on November 01, 2005, 07:09:00 AM
                Don`t know if this movie have been posted earlier, did not have time to see all over this tread.. but I really did go "what the fuck" on thisd one. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lynx2.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on November 01, 2005, 08:24:00 AM
                http://countyorkula.ytmnd.com/
 
 Weird.
 
 http://reeveoneweakness.ytmnd.com/
 
 Ah hah hah haa...I'm allowed, I'm an evil non-believer. Everyone boogie down to the music.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 01, 2005, 09:47:00 AM
                In Reply To #310
 You know the "Axe" effect right?
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] munchies.Trooper on November 02, 2005, 02:46:00 AM
                I came across these when I was downloading a patch for a game they are pretty fun.
 
 Episode 1 <link>http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=739</link>
 
 Episode 2 <link>http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=760</link>
 
 Episode 3 <link>http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=771</link>
 
 Episode 4 <link>http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=788</link>                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 02, 2005, 08:28:00 AM
                There's one person for everything:
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/hornguy.html
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/beatbox.html
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/speedcube.html
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smb3beat-r.html
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cupgirl.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on November 02, 2005, 09:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #313
 
 Oh munchies, I could kiss your feet for those links!
 
 I thought Red vs BLue was hilarious. I loved it to death!
 
 And now THIS!! Oh god, somebody call am ambulance because I'm gonna die of laughter!!!!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on November 03, 2005, 01:59:00 AM
                Not sure if I posted this yet.
 
 http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp
 http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
 
 The scary thing about that site...people actually buy them.
 Did you see the prices?
 
 
 http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
 This site speaks from the heart.
 
 
 http://www.datejesus.com/
 http://www.datejesus.com/bathe/
 My favorite site of all                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 03, 2005, 06:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #316
 Whoa! Advice for pervs around the world:Better stick to the net for your smut. Keep at least ONE point in your dignity meter wich ranges from zero to twenty.
 
 But who is more creepy: The people who buy these things or the ones who make them?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 03, 2005, 09:20:00 PM
               
 Fuck y'all...
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 07, 2005, 03:13:00 AM
                In Reply To #318
 
 
 Someone tell me WTF this is?
 
 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2661                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 08, 2005, 06:52:00 PM
                In Reply To #319
 Now what? Some ruthless Ebaumsworld dissing!
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on November 09, 2005, 06:34:00 AM
                                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 09, 2005, 05:27:00 PM
                In Reply To #321
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/131885
 
 Ooh nooo!!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on November 09, 2005, 11:11:00 PM
                http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4421496.stm
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Broken_Noah on November 10, 2005, 07:14:00 AM
                Just saw this at bash.org :
 
 I think just about anyone who meets me and talks to me for long enough comes to terms with the fact that I am a very sick, twisted person. Also factor in a few mountain dews, a Peer-to-Peer connection, and boredom and you get what might be the funniest combination imaginable.
 I had been downloading music yesterday evening. Led Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, Flock of Seagulls, things like that. Then I realized that it'd be a funny joke to play on people if I were to change "Keep on Rolling" to "Hot Lesbian Sex". I watched as within minutes this file got 50 downloads. I was astounded.Then the Tom got an idea.An awful idea.The Tom got a wonderful awful idea.What if, perhaps, I was to change some of these names to sick pornography titles? I wonder if I'd get any bites?And this is where the fun begins.
 The first title I put up was "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." I sat in anticipation, waiting for my first download. Success, the first download came. Then the second. Then the third. This baby was steamrolling down the information super highway like a trucker with a hardon that has 2 miles left to the next truck stop. Before I knew it, I was getting twenty downloads. Then thirty. Then fifty. Can you imagine that in the end, rather than getting dancing boys naked and indulging themselves with sweets and frolicking in a dewy meadow, one-hundred thirty two people got a disappointing video of Led Zeppelin performing "Dazed and Confused" in front of a live audience? At this point, I had no choice but to continue.
 The second title I put up was "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." I thought that this was too far out to get any downloads. Alas, I was wrong. It got a download. Then two. Then thirty. In the end, seventy-eight sweaty, drooling fudges wanted to see my ex girlfriend mow the lawn stark naked. She's not even that hot. Rather then get their lawn-mowing beauty, they got the song "Ozone baby."
 For the third title, I decided to transform "White Wedding" into the more intriguing "Elephant cock horse." I wish I could say I was kidding when this thing was downloaded one hundred eighty seven times. I guess there is something about horses and elephants showing their cocks that bring out the best in people. I nearly died of laughter at this point. "How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!" For sanctity's sake, we're going to leave this as a mystery. I hope I turned some people on to Billy Idol, hopefully distracting them long enough to forget that masturbating to horse and elephant genitalia are not really something their mothers would be proud of.
 I couldn't stop myself from doing another. "Grandma Bingo Sex." Short and sweet. I couldn't stop myself from amusing.........myself..... "Grandma Bingo Sex." Surely not a common scenario, and surely not a scenario that would arouse many a twisted psyche. Apparently I know nothing about the human psyche. One hundred twenty two. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO PEOPLE would like to see grandma getting bent over the bingo table, game card in hand, getting donkey punched by a 90 year old addle brained porn star. I rubbed my eyes just to double check. My eyes had to be lying to my brain. My penis had shriveled to the size of a 2 day old Wendys chicken nugget.They asked for Grandma.They got Joan Jett.
 At this point I had to start taking puffs of my albuteral inhaler to keep from suffocating myself with laughter. "Girl on girl toe insertion (LEGAL)" was my next proud creation. Everyone likes 38 Special, so everyone won't feel like such dumb-asses after downloading this footy piece of crap. Never underestimate the inertia traveling behind a toe inserting itself into a rectum, friends. It's like a fudging semi hurling down Interstate 40 in the noonday sun. One hundred twelve people wanted to jerk to this. God have mercy on us.
 At this point, for some odd reason, the user name "Enraged Baboon" popped into my head. "Enraged Baboon fudging a nipple factory." No way in hell would this get many downloads. Who could possibly type in any or all of those keywords? I guess people like seeing sweaty red-ass baboons, nostrils flaring, banging their chests like Marky Mark in the movie "Fear", having sex WITH each other in a factory that produces baby-bottle nipples. Imagine what those children would look like. One hundred seventy two people typed those magic words into Limewire, and got a hot steaming pile of monkey love. Well, it was Pink Floyd, but a man can dream, cant he?This could all seem very disturbing.
 My final experiment, however, made me dizzy as my precious sack retreated into my pelvis. ...THREE PEOPLE...three disgusting, drooling, perverted, fudged up people, wielding a box of Puffs Plus and a tube of Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion, bright eyed and bushy tailed, wanted to see "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and how does an EMU take one, for that matter?
 Ladies and gentlemen: this is why I have lost every last ounce of faith in humanity.
 If I may quote Method:"You're going to make a lot of sick people very unhappy."
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on November 10, 2005, 07:13:00 PM
                http://www.entertainmentanytime.com/
 
 So yeah, I clicked this advertisment on the right over there...
 It's actually fairly amusing for about 2 mins if you are bored at work (like I usually am).
 Anyway, B and H are by far the best keys to push.
 If you push the spacebar you can see his nice socks.
 
 [edit]Yeah, S is good too.
 [edit yet again] left and right a lot will make him puke, will the fun ever end?!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 10, 2005, 08:05:00 PM
               
 Oh, look! A whale washed up on our beach!
 Man, that stinks! We have to get rid of it.
 I know! Let's use explosives!
 
 There's a word in my language for people like that:
 Dumfan.
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/whaleblowup.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 10, 2005, 09:46:00 PM
                In Reply To #326
 
 Sexual harrassment in the workplace is a big nono. To clarify this further, I give you a handy training video:
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sexharassmentvideo.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 11, 2005, 06:21:00 AM
                In Reply To #327
 BWAHAHAHA!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! Ha... *chokes*                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on November 11, 2005, 09:50:00 AM
                Hey, Check this out and see what Happy Tree Friends do:
 
 http://www.mondominishows.com/happy_tree_friends/index.htm
 http://mondo.happytreefriends.com/watch_episodes/index.html
 
 WARNING: Cartoon Violence                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 11, 2005, 11:06:00 PM
                This... this is so delightfully twisted!
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html
 
 Oh, and this too. The words these people use!
 The religious fanatics crack me up!
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/hatemail.shtml                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on November 12, 2005, 04:38:00 AM
                http://samuraiweakness.ytmnd.com/
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 12, 2005, 05:28:00 AM
                In Reply To #330
 So your parents let you watch that show every day?
 Finally, CL begins to make sense.
 
 (I think my brain is dripping from my nose)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 12, 2005, 11:42:00 AM
                In Reply To #332
 
 Extremely fucked up.
 "That's the dark nature of capitalism."
 Bwahahaa!!!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 12, 2005, 02:42:00 PM
                In Reply To #333
 I think someone should help to ease your mind, wickety Tremered one...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on November 13, 2005, 02:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #334
 Is this guy about?
 
 http://www.forumplanet.com/planetvampire/topic.asp?fid=9648&tid=1781383
 
 He trying to get us annoyed all the time?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on November 13, 2005, 06:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #335
 Ignore him and maybe he'll go away???                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on November 13, 2005, 07:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #335
 
 Don't be so harsh on him. He's just bored. Sooooooooo bored. lol                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 13, 2005, 12:42:00 PM
                In Reply To #334
 
 Here's another fucked up thing...
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2062/Where_are_they_now.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on November 13, 2005, 03:16:00 PM
                Someone hacked into my second favorite forum!  No!  What the fuck?
 
 http://war3forum.worldofwar.net/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 13, 2005, 03:22:00 PM
                In Reply To #339
 
 Facinating... what's your fav?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on November 15, 2005, 10:45:00 AM
                Have you ever seen a two-legged dog? No. Well then, here it is:
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3629/Two_Legged_Dog.html
 
 I had already seen a three-legged dog with only half of his jaw, but this little fella is unique.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 15, 2005, 02:10:00 PM
                In Reply To #341
 
 It wasn't a car that did that. It was me!
 
 Squid with Obfuscate?
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1174/Invisible_Sea_Creature.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 15, 2005, 02:15:00 PM
                In Reply To #342
 Trying to get a few spare parts huh?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on November 15, 2005, 05:12:00 PM
                Because of the following quote:  "For truckers it is a macabre sight when suicidal types wave and smile as they drive into the front of a rig," said Alf Ragnar Karlsen of the Norwegian Transport Worker Union.
 
 http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article684370.ece
 
 
 Also, as a recent reader of Gehenna Final Night, what happens to the Tremere.  Ewwwwww!!!!!!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 15, 2005, 06:00:00 PM
                In Reply To #344
 Didn't they get eaten by the cathedral of flesh?
 
 Poor Max...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Nagloper on November 15, 2005, 06:24:00 PM
                http://snoopvsparappa.ytmnd.com/
 
 "You're a gangsta but yea I knew that".
 
 Too funny.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on November 16, 2005, 03:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #345
 No that was the Tzimzice (or however you spell it).  The Tremere tried to turn themselves into humans and ended up turning themselves into ... ick.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 16, 2005, 03:13:00 PM
                In Reply To #347
 
 Never heared that story. Do tell.
 And it's spelled "Tzimisce". Ah, the curse of a name no one can spell...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 16, 2005, 03:13:00 PM
                In Reply To #347
 
 http://www.vidking.com/viewvideo.php?id=973                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on November 16, 2005, 05:18:00 PM
                In Reply To #348
   I thought you had read Gehenna the final nights.
 
   The way I read it the Tremere confirmed that Gehenna was happening but thought they could escape it by turning human again.  Appairently they thought the barriers between what they are and what they were were weakening as part of Gehenna.  Becket found a room filled with all sorts of symbols that were against Vampire nature that was used in the ritual it included, among other things, a magnificent painting of a sunrise that made him flinch, and a lamb that had starved to death after all the Tremere had died (symbol of Abel).  Unfortunately the ritual didn't fully work.  All Becket found, apart from disfunctional Tremere traps, was grisly twisted remains.  Since they weren't piles of dust one can surmise that they were at least partially transformed into humans then turned into semi reconizable goo.
 
 Ok back to WTF:
 
 Serbs line up for testicle shocks
 
 Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.
 
 Serbian fertility expert Dr. Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.
 
 He said, "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.
 
 "This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.
 
 "The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."
 
 Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.
 
 He said, "We are hoping to have a small battery-powered version on sale in the shops in time for Christmas."
 
 http://www.commonwealthtimes.com/media/paper634/news/2005/11/10/Spectrum/Weird.News-1052790.shtml#121
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 16, 2005, 05:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #350
 I wonder what happened with the two or three surviving salubri golcondites...
 
 In my happy Hollywood ending, they go trough the Gehenna night suffering horrible pain,feeling like a part of them is getting destroyed and finally wake up without beast, bloodthirst or weakness to sunlight. But as a reward for centuries of faith, they get to keep their healing powers                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 16, 2005, 06:10:00 PM
                In Reply To #350
 
 Not read it. Can't find it. Can't buy it and if I could I wouldn't afford it.
 
 It seems that they succeeded but God threw their unlives in the toilet and gave them the finger for even trying...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 16, 2005, 07:07:00 PM
                In Reply To #352
 For a benevolent God, he shure likes to play cruel games with his subjects.
 
 Then again: The Tremere brought it all upon their own heads in the first place!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on November 16, 2005, 08:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #350
 
 ItButns wrote:
 "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them".
 
 - OUCH!! -
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 17, 2005, 02:05:00 AM
               
 Birth Machine. HR Giger.
 
 
 
 And of course this:
 
 http://www.fred-katrin.de/giger/other1/hr_giger_019.jpg
 
 http://www.fred-katrin.de/giger/eroto/hr_giger_erotomechanics_VII.jpg
 
 My favourite artist!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on November 17, 2005, 05:20:00 AM
                In Reply To #350
 
 Sperm 1: Hey, I heard we're gonna take another trip tonight!"
 
 Sperm 2: Yeah? Great. We'd better get everyone rounded up and equipped.
 
 Sperm 1: Move it, soldier! Hurry up, get into position! Where's the front line artillery? Two secs to go! Stop your squirming!
 
 All sperm get into position with a lot of squabbling and mumbling when suddenly a blaze of white light appears. Everyone freezes in whatever they're doing. Except for the sound of passing fluid, silence prevails.
 
 For ten days.

 
 Sperm 1 (upon waking up): What the fuck happened?!!?
 
 Sperm 2: I don't know, man. Didja see that light? I think it was heaven!
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 17, 2005, 05:37:00 AM
                In Reply To #355
 Ever heard of the point and click game "Dark seed"?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on November 17, 2005, 10:14:00 AM
                In Reply To #356
 
 Von wrote:
 Except for the sound of passing fluid, silence prevails.
 
 - Yack!! Grouss!! -                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on November 17, 2005, 03:17:00 PM
                In Reply To #351
 <green>EPO wrote: I wonder what happened with the two or three surviving salubri golcondites...</green>
 
 Well Rayzeel (I might be misspelling that) take a flare to the mouth and goes out with all 3 eyes shinning!
 
 I thought some of you would appreciate that stuning spunky story.  I will now admit that the Serbs are much more macho men than I am.
 
 EDIT: http://www.local6.com/news/5347978/detail.html
 
 Now ladies have to suspicious of men asking them to smell flowers among other things.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 19, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
                In Reply To #359
 I know something that works a hundred times better: A fat wallet.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on November 19, 2005, 05:44:00 PM
                Two words for the Mario 3 time trial: fucking incredible.  The guy had 88 lives after playing only 5 levels.  First he started bullet-hopping with the leaf, then he ditched it for the flower.  It didn't play all the way through, though.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 19, 2005, 06:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #361
 
 That's a fake, really. I read all about it.
 Some guy used a NeS emulator and slowed the game down to his convenience to give him the edge of Neo.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 19, 2005, 07:30:00 PM
                In Reply To #362
 Now who appointed YOU as koldun??                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 19, 2005, 09:52:00 PM
                In Reply To #363
 
 Get a room you two...:)
 
 http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 20, 2005, 05:39:00 AM
                In Reply To #363
 (Notices a trickle of blood flowing from CL's mouth)
 
 Oooh...forget i asked...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on November 20, 2005, 03:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #362
 Slowing the game down would definitely help with something like that, but there's a few things that would be more difficult if the game were running slower:
 - Gauging the timing required to land on a bullet just as it's coming out of a cannon
 - Timing the jumps needed to land on platforms just as they scroll into the frame (on the auto-scroll levels)                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 20, 2005, 09:14:00 PM
                In Reply To #366
 
 Kid: "He kicked him in the penis"...
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 20, 2005, 11:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #366
 
 I'm not saying that it doesn't take a lot of practice but it's doable with enough experience.
 He also cheated somewhere. I would write how if I could remember. Something about the timer...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 21, 2005, 02:00:00 AM
                In Reply To #368
 <img>http://us.f545.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=32_51297681_621460_1656_2082284_0_77144_2697974_3929873192&bodyPart= 2&YY=2146&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&Idx=4</img>                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 21, 2005, 02:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #369
 
 X's are sooo sexy!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on November 21, 2005, 05:05:00 PM
                http://koti.mbnet.fi/macinen/How_to_get_anal_sex.mpg
 
 
 Billy is cool                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on November 21, 2005, 08:01:00 PM
                A Matrix style Ping-Pong match:
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3827/Matrix_Ping_Pong.html
 
 And here's something I've never seen before. Unbelievable:
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/909/Dancing_robots.html                        

 

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Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on November 21, 2005, 08:22:00 PM
                In Reply To #372
 
 Eh, those Sony robots have been out for a while.
 It was big news (sort of) last year when they finally got them to run really well and walk up stairs.
 
 Now why exactly do we need robots that can run?
 So they can chase us down with their laser guided weapons!?
 
 But for real those things (named QRIO) are supposed to be pretty sweet.  I've watched videos of them getting on trains and airplanes by themselves, handing over their tickets and striking up conversations with people next to them.  
 
 They have facial and voice recognition so that when I train it to kill, they will spare me and only kill those I command.
 
 Their reflexes are pretty good to, I've also seen videos of them playing soccer and catching/throwing balls.
 In one forum someone posted a comment similar to the following: 'picture a granade instead of a ball'.
 Japan is planning on taking over things very very soon my friends.  
 Ginko wa doko desu ka                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on November 21, 2005, 09:21:00 PM
                In Reply To #373
 
 Yeah, I know the Sony Robots. I know they can do more than just dance. It's just funny to see them dance in sync with the music.
 
 Wanna see Kermit playing guitar:
 http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2684171
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on November 23, 2005, 08:37:00 AM
                http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 27, 2005, 04:56:00 AM
               
 Have people lost their interest in the weird and shocking?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 I swear, I'll never understand this and I'm a very tolerant individual:
 http://www.tattoocrazy.co.uk/piercing/genitals_male.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Lavrenti on November 27, 2005, 05:55:00 AM
                In Reply To #376
 
 My genitals are hurting just by looking at those pictures in your link, ouch!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 27, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
                In Reply To #377
 
 Must be terrible.
 
 Art!
 http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1029/
 
 Paris Hilton creeps me out.
 Just look a this: One face!
 http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/
 
 Tommy is one weird bugger...
 http://www.scientomogy.info/index.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on November 27, 2005, 06:18:00 PM
                That surreal flash film was pretty sweet, and Paris Hilton reminds me of Zoolander....
 "Le Tigre?  Blue Steel?  They're all the same!  Doesn't anybody see that?  I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!"
 
 It's kinda disturbing that anybody would dedicate so much time to bashing a celebrity, even if said celebrity is a witless follower of a blatantly fake "religion."                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on November 27, 2005, 06:33:00 PM
                In Reply To #378
 
 <green> Paris Hilton creeps me out.
 Just look a this: One face!</green>
 
 Christ, 'Legs!
 I wish you'd attach a warning to the seizure-inducing stuff.
 
 *Digs his broken teeth from the keyboard*
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on November 27, 2005, 08:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #378
 
 Hmm, even Juliette Lewis is into scientology, weird. Just read about it from an interview that Chuck Palahniuk did with her. Weird.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 28, 2005, 08:17:00 AM
                In Reply To #380
 
 I'll remember that.
 
 Look at the black cross in the middle. Focus, young Jedi...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on November 28, 2005, 09:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #378
 
 *slaps her jaw shut* That piece of animation is beyond comparison! It's so good!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 28, 2005, 11:01:00 AM
                In Reply To #383
 I don't know about that kind of stuff.
 Tough technically great, it has a "Look how much smarter then you fucks i am!" -feel about it.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on November 28, 2005, 12:24:00 PM
                In Reply To #384
 
 Aw, EPO, you're usually so gentle and nice. What's got into you?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 28, 2005, 01:38:00 PM
                In Reply To #385
 Just a feel i have.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on November 28, 2005, 09:25:00 PM
                Ok, sorry I can't bring any cool videos to this page but I can bring real life experiances at a recently concluded debutant society wedding.
 
 For instance - at the freshfruit table at the reception was a plate of neatly stacked bacon.  Curious about this placement I partook of one. YUK!  They had encased and suffused the bacon with chocolate!  Is this like the ultimate food to kill you the fastest way possible?  Let's harden the arteries while setting you up for diabetes at the same time.  I actually said What the Fuck when I tasted it upsetting my Grandmother to no end.
 
 Also, what's the idea of stopping a reception in order to watch a college football game?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on November 28, 2005, 11:11:00 PM
                In Reply To #387
 
 You upset your grandmother by saying that? *chuckles* That would be a sight to see. But chocolate-coated bacon does warrant such a expletive.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on November 29, 2005, 12:42:00 AM
                In Reply To #387
 
 That's America for you.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 30, 2005, 06:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #389
 
 
 
 [added Dec  2 2005  9:41PM]
 
 In Reply To #390
 
 Okay, this is truely a WTF find...
 
 http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16140&cat=264&page=1                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 03, 2005, 01:00:00 PM
               
 Sure, it's a great trick but will it get you laid?
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2411/Pen_Skills.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 03, 2005, 01:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #391
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on December 04, 2005, 01:36:00 PM
                In Reply To #392
 
 Where did you get that picture if I may ask?
 I'm pretty sure I've seen that thing before, but it was a while back.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 04, 2005, 01:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #392
 You can stare at it for hours without figuring out what is going on!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 04, 2005, 04:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #394
 
 I'm not sure where the picture originated, it was posted in another forum and I was laughing my ass off. I have no idea what's going on in the pic and I don't think I ever will.
 
 [added Dec  4 2005 11:07PM]
 
 In Reply To #395
 
 Now IKEA has done the unthinkable! And I'm ever so grateful:)
 
 http://www.flixpo.com/player.jsp?user=ahenry&movie=ikeatidyup                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 05, 2005, 12:32:00 PM
                In Reply To #395
 
 I remember that commercial!
 Old as shit but great nonetheless.
 
 Please explain the usefulness of this:
 http://www.stupid.com/stat/PENG.html
 
 And if that seems fucked up I give you the rest of the truly awful items:
 http://www.stupid.com/stat/TOP.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on December 05, 2005, 01:03:00 PM
                In Reply To #396
 
 That egg separator looks fun, and it might actually work.
 
 My sister is crazy about all kinds of useless items like those.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on December 05, 2005, 05:50:00 PM
                Ok all you Swedes, whats up with the "Christmas Goat"?
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051204/ap_on_fe_st/sweden_christmas_goat
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 05, 2005, 05:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #398
 
 Old tradition. People build it and someone always burns it down. Or maybe you were wondering about the goat itself?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on December 05, 2005, 06:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #399
 Yes the goat itself.  Did the wise men come riding on them?
 
 In other news for those of you who missed the movie Serenity or not planning on seeing it here's a puppet version:
 http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/Serenity.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Lavrenti on December 05, 2005, 08:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #400
 
 It originates in old pagan traditions from before we became christians. It was for example a ram who brought the cristmas presents before father christmas was introduced. I think it has something to do with Thor's chariot which was pulled by two rams, but I'm uncertain of that.
 
 Oh, and as mentioned, it's a Ram, rather than a goat.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on December 05, 2005, 11:58:00 PM
                Ahum, like warning and stuff.
 
 http://www.luclin.org/files/vibe/moron.jpg                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 06, 2005, 01:28:00 AM
                In Reply To #402
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 06, 2005, 04:26:00 AM
                In Reply To #401
 (Thinks of The wicker man and runs away screaming!)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on December 06, 2005, 06:01:00 AM
                In Reply To #401
 
 That's right, in Finland we refer to Santa Claus/Father Christmas/the bearded guy who brings the presents as joulupukki, the Christmas Ram (strange name but we ain't giving up our pagan traditions that easily, you can take that christianity and stuff it, haha). But we don't actually burn him or anything. Well, we might if he gets stuck in the chimney.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Lavrenti on December 06, 2005, 02:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #405
 
 Actually, the burning isn't really traditional, it's just some pyromaniac who torches it each year.
 
 They actually caught one once, it was an american who thought it was tradition =).                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on December 06, 2005, 09:36:00 PM
                In Reply To #392
 WTF......... ok thats just the most distrubing thing i have ever seen.
 
 these pics are funny
 
 
 <img>
 http://dl1.dumpalink.com/pics/kPUVDKhH.jpg</img>
 
 
 
 
 
 [added Dec  6 2005  5:23PM]
 
 funny emo vid...go go emo rangers!
 
 http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1133782746/The_Emo_Song                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 07, 2005, 12:29:00 AM
               
 Someone PLEASE explain that the hell this is supposed to be!?
 
 http://miscproject.com/mosh/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 07, 2005, 02:05:00 AM
                In Reply To #408
 
 Mosh girl is an urban legend of sorts. Trust me, don't dig too deep on this one, the result could even frighten you CL...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 07, 2005, 08:12:00 AM
                In Reply To #407
 That Harry potter pic is just priceless!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on December 07, 2005, 11:37:00 PM
                cats..
 http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/155-funny-cats.htm
 not weird but funny. i have a kitten called Tiger just like the black n white one who climbs up the girl in this vid                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 08, 2005, 10:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #410
 
 Horny bugger.
 
 Someone acturally uses this as their avatar!
 
 
 In Reply To #409
 
 Do tell.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 08, 2005, 11:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #412
 I cannot stop thinking you want to tell me something with that avatar...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Carl20140658 on December 08, 2005, 05:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #413
 
 Thinking too much can't be good.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on December 08, 2005, 06:01:00 PM
                "You can do it, come on"
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2945/Baby_Fart.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 09, 2005, 01:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #415
 
 Ain't christmas lovely?
 http://img.timeinc.net/time/cartoons/20051209/8.jpg                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on December 09, 2005, 03:00:00 PM
                http://jimmyhoffadaftpunk.ytmnd.com/
 
 Jimmy Hoffa + Daft Punk. Pretty far out, but interesting, keep listening, the whole song is there.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 09, 2005, 03:53:00 PM
                In Reply To #417
 
 So this is what death feels like?
 
 It's the end of days!
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2740/Dog_Talk.html
 
 This is so true that it's scary.
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4217/SNL_Tattoo_Remover.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on December 11, 2005, 11:06:00 PM
                fat kid gets stuck in sewer..
 http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=162810
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 11, 2005, 11:50:00 PM
                In Reply To #419
 
 I don't think this one has been posted before but I LOL'd.
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3032/Kidnapper.html?autoplay=true                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on December 12, 2005, 12:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #420
 WTF....was that real??!! they sang a song for a kidnapped 4 year old...thats just dumb.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 12, 2005, 01:59:00 AM
                Okey,as people say down here:"esto es el colmo"
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1622/Karate_Kid_Competition.html
 
 I'll have to side with the negative crowd of commentators in this page.
 I practiced tae kwon do for seven years and I assure you if ever there was a lame person who should have never *ever* got past white belt it should be me(I burned my black belt in the end),however there is a little factor we sometimes overlook,body mass and weigth.
 I vividly remember half a year after I got to be sabon I was 15 years old,fat,lazy and with an extremely poor disposition to practice, and then this 10 and 11 years old brats soon got their own little black belts too.I got put in a match against the 10 year old male boy,who was way better than me and could actually lift his legs more than two centimeters above the floor,well I only punched him twice and down he went to the ground.
 Synopsis:The professor (or Sabonin or whatever) should have taken into account that I weighed 20 kilograms more.
 
 As for this Bo kid that is just an infantile narcisitic need to show off,any kid playing power rangers with his buddies screams like that too,I see more frustration than realization in such apparent zealousness...<i></i>                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on December 12, 2005, 04:57:00 PM
                Somewhat amusing grafiti from Pompeii: http://www.personal.kent.edu/~bkharvey/roman/classes/graffiti.htm
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EricDayan on December 12, 2005, 05:56:00 PM
                Chex0r th1s 0ut:
 
 <link url="http://gadgets.fosfor.se/the-top-10-weirdest-usb-drives-ever/">http://gadgets.fosfor.se/the-top-10-weirdest-usb-drives-ever/</lin k>
 
 I really went like WTF?!?! seeing this...
 
 Sincerely,
 ejd
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 12, 2005, 09:54:00 PM
                Makes you think...
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8975/Rowan_Atkinson_The_Amazing_Jesus_Of_Nazareth.html
 
 In 50 years we will probably have to subtitle all movies like this if the current trend in linguistics is allowed to live.
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4680/Star_Wars_Episode_3_Trailer_L33T_Speak.html
 
 This makes sense in a twisted way.
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3743/Flash_Cartoon_P.html
 
 Remember that religious lady earlier?
 Here's the full clip:
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8101/Trading_Spouses_extended.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 13, 2005, 04:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #425
 Oh, the Rowan Atkinson of the early days!
 I remember a Shakspeare sketch that allmost killed me.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 13, 2005, 07:32:00 PM
               
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on December 13, 2005, 10:19:00 PM
                Has this ever happened to you?
 
 http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/houevenvast.wmv
 
 [added Dec 13 2005  5:38PM]
 
 
 Call me simple, but I laughed a lot at this one.
 
 http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/dodo.mpg
 
 [added Dec 13 2005  5:40PM]
 
 call me mean but I also laughed a lot as this one
 
 http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/fietsongeluk.wmv
 
 [added Dec 13 2005  5:46PM]
 
 
 http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/FeedYourPhone.mpg
 What the fuck am I even supposed to feed my phone?
 Seriously though, I didn't see that first one coming.
 
 [added Dec 13 2005  5:55PM]
 
 
 http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/Skeletten%20sex.WMV
 
 Okay so I must be in a mood, becuase I don't think I would usually laugh at things like this, but damn it all, I laughed pretty hard.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 14, 2005, 12:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #428
 
 Yeah, penguins do that to check for killer whales.
 Oh, cruel nature... still funny to watch.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 14, 2005, 02:33:00 AM
                In Reply To #429
 
 Phobias are LOL...
 
 http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=3926:1811                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 14, 2005, 04:49:00 AM
                In Reply To #427
 Does that have anything to do with Woodstock or something?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on December 14, 2005, 06:59:00 AM
                Rowan atkinson again - It's sound only
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8152/Fatal_Beatings_Rowan_Atkinson.html                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 15, 2005, 05:53:00 PM
                In Reply To #432
 
 LOL, poor Rudolph...
 
 http://mfile.akamai.com/7883/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/ads/local/ORLC/Bright_House.200k.asx                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on December 15, 2005, 06:49:00 PM
                In Reply To #433
 
 
 
 
 CL, don`t look!!!
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on December 15, 2005, 07:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #434
 
 I found the last picture quite funny.
 Reminds me of the ebonics Delta commercial                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] quiller5840388 on December 15, 2005, 08:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #435
 Hmm "Delta of Ebonics", that could be the worst erotica ever!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 15, 2005, 11:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #436
 
 Whatever you say, chief.
 
 The mad hatter Jacky would love this:
 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43441                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on December 16, 2005, 05:35:00 AM
                In Reply To #437
 
 Stuff I put on my forum:
 
 http://emod.vampirerp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=402#402                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 16, 2005, 05:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #437
 Stacking cube shaped boxes...
 That game allready exists and it's called Soul Reaver.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Carl20140658 on December 16, 2005, 07:27:00 AM
                http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12850&stc=1&d=1134728730                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on December 16, 2005, 01:04:00 PM
                Christmas Carols even only_entropy_exists would approve of:  http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/coc-songs.html
 
 And here's a picture of my home town: http://cinealliance.com/xenomorf/city_final.jpg
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on December 18, 2005, 01:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #441
 
 That Fallout-themed image is my new desktop wallpaper, thanx.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 18, 2005, 01:38:00 AM
                http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
 
 And now it's stuck in my head...
 Someone, hand me a knife. I need to carve it out.
 
 Hungry?
 http://www.weebls-stuff.com/testy/AdventCalendar/day23.html
 
 What in the name of my grandma's teeth?!
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3674/Leave_it_to_Bush_Episode_1.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 18, 2005, 10:06:00 PM
                This just sounds so bloody great if you're smoking a joint...
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4754/Mario_Twins.html
 And this well,for a moment I thought I accidentaly took my  dad's pills.ALL HAIL MR T!
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1179/Rappin_Mr_T.html
 Just another funny one ta adds
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3019/The_Micheal_Jackson_Show.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 19, 2005, 02:21:00 AM
                In Reply To #444
 
 http://johnmm.bol.ucla.edu/sexualphysics/procreation.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 19, 2005, 03:49:00 AM
                In Reply To #445
 
 Ouch.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 19, 2005, 11:04:00 AM
                Sign o'Tornh
 
 ThAts was ...
 
 <red>ILUMINATING!!!</red>                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 20, 2005, 12:03:00 AM
               
 People today...
 I'm ashamed of mankind!
 
 http://www.manties.net/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 20, 2005, 01:34:00 AM
                In Reply To #448
 
 http://www.paperdollheaven.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 20, 2005, 05:28:00 AM
                In Reply To #448
 I don't use the word lightley but...
 
 <purple>FAGS!!</purple>                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 20, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #450
 
 Who are you referring to exactly?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 20, 2005, 01:37:00 PM
               
 Vegans, this is what you get!
 
 http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/16654_mutation.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 20, 2005, 02:00:00 PM
                In Reply To #452
 Oh no! A Tsimtze ghoul!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 20, 2005, 05:55:00 PM
                ya knows that ll come in handy when I get this stupid canadian FAT vegan chick,funny thing is I eat red meat like a large carnivore and I m slimmer and more fit =p                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on December 21, 2005, 03:49:00 PM
                Ok this tradition makes you wander if its the laws against drunk driving that are causing the problems: http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/miami/16339.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] bogj on December 21, 2005, 11:32:00 PM
                In Reply To #1
 Do blind people swim?   Marco....                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 21, 2005, 11:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #456
 
 Polo.
 
 
 
 This is just sick...
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/957/Playing_Cards_Trick.html
 
 Merry fucking Christmas.
 Way to save natural resources, jerkass.
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/9316/Extreme_Christmas_Lighting_3.html
 
 Fucking weird...
 http://dl.filekicker.com/send/file/140596-0823/JingleBalls.mp3                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 23, 2005, 04:47:00 AM
                In Reply To #457
 
 http://www.shanghaidaily.com/art/2005/12/22/230316/Baby__take_it_easy_on_my_penis.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] bogj on December 23, 2005, 06:00:00 AM
                In Reply To #450
 Panties for men may peg on my wierd factor but I don't condemn people for strange things as long as no one is getting hurt.  I am sure that there is at least one fetish you have that given the light of day wwould make people think you were deviant.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 24, 2005, 11:25:00 PM
                In Reply To #459
 
 This is just sad...
 
 http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/1019_051019_dogs_sharks.html
 
 Holy shit...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 25, 2005, 05:57:00 AM
                In Reply To #460
 I don't like dogs. So bon appetit. happy                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 27, 2005, 11:10:00 AM
                I believe dogs hold the key to understanding existence...
 (now if I can just learn to bend enough so as to lick my testicles the knowledge of the ages will surely be mine!)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on December 27, 2005, 09:11:00 PM
                <img>
 http://images.golivewire.com/ib/3148_f.jpg</img>                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 27, 2005, 11:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #463
 
 http://www.fundumper.com/cool/tire-sculptures.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on December 28, 2005, 12:16:00 AM
                In Reply To #464
 whoa those look awesome. that must of taken ages, kudos to whoever made those.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 30, 2005, 03:51:00 AM
                In Reply To #465
 
 Serves him right...
 
 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/12/30/ncrusoe30.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/12/30/ixportal.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Lauren35297354 on December 30, 2005, 10:53:00 AM
                In Reply To #460
 
 I knew there was a reason I liked animals better than people most days.  It never ceases to amaze me the different types of cruelty man comes up with to do to others.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 30, 2005, 02:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #467
 
 http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001772383                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on December 30, 2005, 06:25:00 PM
                Don't you love censorship by intimidation?
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20051229/en_tv_eo/18055;_ylt=AhqQrgajrhqSKj.bsvddtHp2F78C;_ylu=X3oDMTA4dDg2MG9mBHNlYwMxNjk3
 
 Wow, taking picture while your doom approaches:
 
 http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/news/local/links/tsunami0224.html
 
 Just say neigh!
 
 http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on December 30, 2005, 07:12:00 PM
                http://interpretfinnishmoksau.ytmnsfw.com/
 
 I'm so happy I could play a piece from this song to you, the singer is a guy called Frederik.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 01, 2006, 03:31:00 AM
                In Reply To #470
 
 
 Sorry, that was wrong on so many levels...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 01, 2006, 07:14:00 AM
               
 I pity him.
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/884/Pole_vault_pain.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on January 01, 2006, 12:13:00 PM
                Auch to that pole vaulter, well at least he went over the bar.
 
 http://tomcruisetherapy.ytmnd.com/
 
 The loop is from a song called Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches. "...You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!"                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on January 02, 2006, 10:52:00 PM
                In Reply To #473
 i died laughing at these lol
 
 
 
 
 
 do u like waffles? its addictive lol...
 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waffles
 
 
 gayest rap battle ever..
 
 http://www.golivewire.com/forums/surf.cgi?url=http://2flashgames.com/viewlink.php?url=http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1821.htm&id=2111
 
 EDIT
 
 lmfao u guys gotta see this!!! its the funniest thing u will ever see! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6149754563453670209                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 03, 2006, 12:57:00 PM
                I just remembered the existence of this movie.
 This should chear CL up. And Needle will love it too. Men are adviced NOT to watch.
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/15453                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on January 03, 2006, 06:52:00 PM
                In Reply To #475
 ugh i stopped watching when they got the nails out how is that gonna cheer anyone up i get grossed out easily lol. watch the Mortal kombat video i have watched it like 50 times and its one of the funniest things i have ever seen                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 04, 2006, 08:39:00 AM
                In Reply To #476
 I hope your speakers didn't get nuked by the exessive screaming?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] BradVanDam49218952 on January 05, 2006, 12:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #477
 nope i had the volume right down..                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on January 05, 2006, 02:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #478
 Heh heh, for being a backstreet boy they should have done more.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Carl20140658 on January 05, 2006, 01:25:00 PM
                In Reply To #475
 
 I loved that one. Laughed all the way trough.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 05, 2006, 02:03:00 PM
                In Reply To #475
 
 Nothing really cheers me up these days but that was pretty funny just because of the way it is.
 I really hate that band and seeing a member mutilated in such a fashion was slightly amusing.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 05, 2006, 02:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #481
 Yes it was rather AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhh!!!!!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 05, 2006, 06:38:00 PM
                This is just SO cool!
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2946/Claymation_From_Hell.html
 
 Listen up everyone! Barbie is part of a huge homosexual conspiracy to lead young girls away from Christian values!
 Beware! Ooh... be afraid of the plastic lady...
 
 You HAVE to listen to the explaination. Sicker than sick.
 http://slapnose.com/
 
 Montnoir posted this before (I think) but it deserves to be brought up again.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 06, 2006, 05:29:00 AM
                In Reply To #483
 And i tought Deb's show had crazy people.
 Unfortunateley for the neocon loons who hate all things gay:If you think you can, at some point, BECOME gay you were never completeley straight to begin with. Ever seen American beauty?
 
 And yes, i could read it.As can you, my dear wickety witch of the north. happy                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 06, 2006, 09:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #484
 
 Mean!
 
 (Warning: This is not for the squeamish. I really, really mean it.)
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3080/Finger_Tip.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 06, 2006, 11:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #485
 Somehow i think he didn't have a finger to begin with.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Carl20140658 on January 06, 2006, 09:19:00 PM
                In Reply To #485
 
 Hm. That can't be healthy.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] AmazingOopah on January 07, 2006, 05:32:00 AM
                In Reply To #487
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on January 07, 2006, 06:27:00 AM
                In Reply To #488
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on January 07, 2006, 09:49:00 AM
                Bush wounded in combat?
 
 Oh yea, "in combat with a cedar". What fucking planet is this guy living on?! I mean there are people who have lost their lives, limbs, etc. in his very own fabricated war. How tasteless can he possibly get, is there any limit? I like the moment when he first quite nicely thanks the doctors and troops and says "I was wounded too" and points to his head. The camera takes a close-up of his head. Yea George, we all know there is something wrong with your head.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 07, 2006, 10:25:00 AM
                In Reply To #490
 
 At least he's remarkably articulate for a man with the intelligence of a nightcrawler.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 07, 2006, 10:48:00 AM
                In Reply To #491
 How did it go again?
 Those who God wants to destroy, he first strikes with insanity?
 
 All Uncle Sam haters should just watch and wait instead of blowing themselves up. Peak oil will deal with the US and the intire industrial world automatically in a few years. Then, when they can no longer backup Israël due to a total economic Gehenna, the intire middle east will turn into Taliban land.
 
 Fun times to come.That one kilogram of gold i bought will serve me well after the collapse.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 07, 2006, 12:43:00 PM
                <orange>And I shall reap the harvests in my land,and flames will rise up to very sky!!!!
 </orange>
 (even if its not me it ll probably go in flames all the same or probably won t even change a bit,this place is already hell)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on January 07, 2006, 06:04:00 PM
                In Reply To #491
 
 That eloquent part was his script writer. The "as you can see I was injured myself" and pointing to his head - thing was most likely his own idea.
 
 Maybe he was trying to snort a line of coke from a cedar wood table and went for the line a little too fast. *clonk* "Mommy, the cedar attacked me! Waaah!" That guy is permantly high. GWB is like a really evil and naive malkavian that's into drugs.
 
 Yes, you are right. I don't like him.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 07, 2006, 11:12:00 PM
                In Reply To #494
 
 
 
 Guess he had second thoughts...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 08, 2006, 04:34:00 PM
                Here's a lovely video involving Japanese Girls and Eels, it was apparently shown at some point on TV over there.
 
 http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=37268&type=1
 
 Oh yeah: <red>Warning, do not watch unless you are jaded and/or have no fear of mental scarring.</red>                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on January 08, 2006, 06:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #496
 
 
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on January 08, 2006, 06:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #496
 
Offkorn posted:

 Here's a lovely video involving Japanese Girls and Eels, it was apparently shown at some point on TV over there.
 
 http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=37268&type=1
 
 Oh yeah: <red>Warning, do not watch unless you are jaded and/or have no fear of mental scarring.</red>

 
 That's nasty. Even for me. :P                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 08, 2006, 07:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #498
 
 You love your kids? Well, you'd better beat them...
 
 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on January 09, 2006, 05:43:00 AM
                In Reply To #497
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 09, 2006, 08:27:00 PM
               
 
 
 
 You know that jackass clip with the buttrocket?
 People have been doing that all over the world after that and not all of them make it.
 Disturbing.
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/5768/bottle_rocket_in_butthole.html
 
 Justin King is just great.
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/742/Amazing_Acoustic.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 10, 2006, 03:13:00 AM
                In Reply To #501
 
 Revenge at it's best and well deserved...
 
 http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MOUSE_FIRE?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT
 
 [added Jan  9 2006 11:51PM]
 
 In Reply To #502
 
 Also: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060109/480/nyet27501091906
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on January 10, 2006, 06:08:00 AM
                Aussie Humour - May help to know who Chopper Reid is.
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8640/Mark_Chopper_Read_is_the_Weatherman.html
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/9596/Mark_Chopper_Read_Air_Steward.html                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 10, 2006, 11:34:00 AM
                A cyclops kitty!!!Can I av one?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] luvlein on January 10, 2006, 01:32:00 PM
                In Reply To #504
 It is dead already...                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 10, 2006, 03:37:00 PM
                Oh...
 Well t must av been cool even fer a day to have that kind of thingie...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 10, 2006, 03:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #505
 
 I want one anyway!
 Just put the thing in a jar with loads of preserveatives.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 10, 2006, 05:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #507
 Usually i used to say something witty now, but...
 
 I feel a little like Elise's droid lateley...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 11, 2006, 06:33:00 AM
                In Reply To #508
 
 This isn't so much a WTF but it's still amazing.
 
 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181135,00.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 11, 2006, 10:30:00 PM
               
 "Mmm... tastes like a hotdog and I don't feel like I did that time in the army!"
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/6612/Conan_O_Brien_Hotdogs_for_Homophobes.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 12, 2006, 03:50:00 PM
                In Reply To #510
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060112/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_taiwan_pig
 
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on January 13, 2006, 09:46:00 AM
                Vampire running for governor of Minnesota.
 
 Damn, looks like this stuff is catching on, soon we will dominate the world, muhahaha!
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 13, 2006, 10:49:00 AM
                In Reply To #511
 
 And I thought we wouldn't be able to have glowing bacon until 2025 when the bombs start dropping!
 Hmm... a dark room with glowing shreds of bacon strung up on dental floss from the cieling. Art. Yummy art.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 13, 2006, 10:49:00 PM
                In Reply To #513
 
 BradVanDam's thread's all have a rating of 0 stars yet C0ff33 AnAn's has 5.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on January 14, 2006, 12:44:00 AM
                In Reply To #514
 See? It is part of the church`s plans...
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 14, 2006, 08:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #514
 
 He's probably voting on them himself.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 15, 2006, 02:45:00 AM
                In Reply To #516
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on January 15, 2006, 12:26:00 PM
                In Reply To #517
 
 I really like those old, obscure, black&white photos. That one exudes old world charm...and oddities.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 16, 2006, 05:53:00 AM
                In Reply To #518
 The thing that strikes me about those roaring twenties pics is how old even the young women look.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 16, 2006, 07:39:00 PM
                In Reply To #519
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 21, 2006, 04:07:00 PM
                In Reply To #520
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/275765
 
 Malkavian sluts are EVIL!!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on January 21, 2006, 10:39:00 PM
                http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/
 
 Kinda weird but cute.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 22, 2006, 02:45:00 AM
                In Reply To #522
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 22, 2006, 03:32:00 AM
                In Reply To #523
 
 Hypnotic and strangley alluring.
 
 This was copypasted from a different forum.
 I recoginse it all too well (I did whine about it in the complaint thread) but this is just silly...
 Only in America. Or not. What the Hell do I know?
 
 At 9:00 this morning, ouside the door steps of Michigan State Courthouse, A 19 year old Tony Small stood waiting with his family and team of lawyers to submit what is to be one of the most unique law suits in the electronic age. The charge is against one Michael Loris with sexual harrassment over the popular"Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game "Guild Wars". Tony Small claims Michael Loris interacted with him in a "sexually uncomfortable and morally degrading" way, and made "unwanted physical advances" towards him while the two played in a concurrent game of "Guild Wars".
 
 Guild Wars is a popular title in a new genre of electronic entertainment media called "MMORPG's", which stands for "Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games", that allows many players from all over the world to play together in an interactive world. According to Tony Small, while playing Guild Wars online with Michael Loris, Loris' warrior character "Pwnage Galore", stripped himself naked of armor and started to dance suggestively in front of Small's mesmer character, "Lena Hargrove". This act was recorded and confirmed by Guild Wars developer Arenanet.
 
 When asked about the details of the incident, Tony Small responded,
 
 "We were doing a mission together and our leader said to take a break. Okay, so we take a break, and my character Lena sat down. But Pwnage Galore didn't feel like sitting. He felt like sexually harrassing me. First, he stood in front of my character and stared at her chest for what seemed like aeons. I was very uncomfortable with that, so I told him to stop. He said I looked very hot. At this point, I told him to keep his thoughts to himself, but he just went 'klol'. I thought he was going to stop, but he didn't. He took off his armor and showed me his bare but muscular chest and his underwear. It was disgusting, and I felt deeply offended, so I told him to put some clothes on. He refused, and instead did backstash dance in front of me, doing pelvic thrusts in my face with his groin. It was disgusting. I've never felt more dirty and degraded in my life. I think back about all those heroines of women's rights like Susan B. Anthony and their sacrifices to create a world where men and women are treated equally, and I think about Pwnage Galore's actions, and it makes me feel sick. Totally sick. Pwnage Galore has zero respect for the feminine body and the woman's integrity. That's why I'm starting this lawsuit, to fight back for a woman's rights."
 
 Judge Sponson, who decided to take the case, had this to say about the legality aspect: "Look, the defendant was charged with sexual harrassment of a female player, but Tony Small is a man. However, his in-game reincarnation is that of a female, and Michael Loris' intentions were very clear. This is the first case of its kind I've seen in my 52 years of serving on the panel. I'm very excited to be part of this groundbreaking piece of law history."
 
 When Tony Small was asked why he chose to play as a female character, he replied, "Look dude, if you were going to stare at somebody's pixellated ass for hours a day, would you pick that of a hunky dude or a hot chick?"                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MaxPower4772610 on January 22, 2006, 07:21:00 AM
                Not good....things that happen in a game should stay in a game. He ought to be banned or something like that.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 22, 2006, 09:34:00 AM
                In Reply To #524
 I know what you are considering.
 I advize you to forget it.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on January 22, 2006, 09:51:00 AM
                In Reply to ^
 
 I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
 
 On one hand I'm happy that a man (even if it's just one) has finally reached nirvana about how offensive it is to be treated like a slut by a male.
 
 On the other hand, it is - simply - a game after all. He probably took this way too seriously. The really, really evil streak in me feels an unhealthy urge to force him into a server with BDSM themes in it.
 I'll take nachos with cheese, and coke, and a large comfy armchair to watch him squirm in horror.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on January 22, 2006, 11:55:00 AM
                In Reply To #527
 
Vongetta posted:

  The really, really evil streak in me feels an unhealthy urge to force him into a server with BDSM themes in it.
 I'll take nachos with cheese, and coke, and a large comfy armchair to watch him squirm in horror.

 
 
 You do realise I like you even more now, don`t you?
 
 I just love an evil streak in a gal.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on January 22, 2006, 12:21:00 PM
                In Reply To #528
 
 I'm not usually very evil at all, and I try hard to be sweet. I usually make empty threats, but I'm capable of dishing it out, although I've never had any occasion to (thankfully), since it never leaves a very pleasant aftertaste knowing you've hurt a man in whatever way.
 
 Sorry to dash your hopes, Dante. ;D                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on January 22, 2006, 01:16:00 PM
                In Reply To #529
 Ah, love you anyway sweetie.
 
 Takes more than that to dash my hopes.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 22, 2006, 01:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #530
 Dashing all hopes...
 
 Unfortunatley, i know all about it. (Continues to bang head into the floor)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on January 22, 2006, 02:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #531
 Sorry EPO, didn`t mean to bring the suject up.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 23, 2006, 03:20:00 AM
                In Reply To #532
 
 Less bitchin' and more what the fucking please:)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on January 23, 2006, 03:33:00 AM
                In Reply To #533
 
 HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
 
 Oh god, that poor owl! But damn it's cute and it's..oh, that stupid expression on its face is just priceless!
 
 HahaaaHAAha! *bangs head on desk going into hysterics*                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 23, 2006, 03:47:00 AM
                In Reply To #533
 
 Orally?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 23, 2006, 03:57:00 AM
                In Reply To #535
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 23, 2006, 04:04:00 AM
                In Reply To #536
 
 I think I need someone to whack all the filth out of my diseased little mind...
 Birds do have expressions. So do lizards.
 
 Too bad no one used my Scarface/Jack Thompson thing for anything...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 23, 2006, 05:42:00 AM
                In Reply To #537
 
 Guys will thank me for this one...
 
 http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 23, 2006, 05:46:00 AM
                In Reply To #536
 Dam it! Please refrain from starting another All your base/BadgerBadger/NumaNuma/Tourist guy!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 23, 2006, 05:57:00 AM
                In Reply To #539
 
 All your threads are belong to us... j/k                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 23, 2006, 06:05:00 AM
                In Reply To #538
 
 If I say jump, you will reply with "how high?"
 Do I make myself clear!?
 
 Seriously though, that was kind of creepy.
 Reminds me of a game I had many years ago where you could type what the guy would do.
 Creative and lots of fun.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 23, 2006, 06:50:00 AM
                In Reply To #541
 
 A few words to type are: bite, spank, wash, jump, ball, kill(my fave), kiss(nice), fall over, shirt(hell yes) and pose.
 
 Added: bird, punch, fight, sex, pants, finger, bend, lads, shake, breasts(had to try it)& jiggle.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 23, 2006, 09:39:00 AM
                In Reply To #542
 If only i could replace those plastic dolls with the cast from "The craft"...
 
 OMG.... (passes out)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on January 24, 2006, 08:52:00 PM
                Yeah, it says 'topless' but that's not quite what we get.
 
 Enjoy just the same.
 
 http://home.wanadoo.nl/jorian/images/topless.avi                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 24, 2006, 08:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #544
 *yawns*                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] only_entropy_exists on January 24, 2006, 09:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #545
 
 You can lick my sack                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 24, 2006, 09:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #546
 
 http://zombo.com/
 
 [added Jan 24 2006  4:52PM]
 
 In Reply To #547
 
 This is so cruel and wrong on so many levels:
 
 
 
 New desktop:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 25, 2006, 04:34:00 AM
                In Reply To #547
 (points at last pic)
 The kiddie picture of Dennis and Brian!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 26, 2006, 07:26:00 AM
                In Reply To #546
 
 Classy.
 
 Here's Lindsay Lohan.
 http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/
 
 Die, die diiiee!!!
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Seancoon on January 29, 2006, 05:51:00 PM
               
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/291626                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] munchies.Trooper on February 01, 2006, 11:03:00 AM
                A article from USA today that made me think of this thread.
 
 <link>www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2006-01-30-italy-atheist_x.htm</link>                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 03, 2006, 02:23:00 AM
                In Reply To #551
 So, this evening on my was home from work, I stopped at a convenience store to pick up some breakfast for the next morning. I open the cooler door to grab an energy drink and low and behold I see the biggest mindfuck of all time. I introduce you to the Steven Seagal energy drink:
 
 
 
 What the fuck people? Could you see this guy on the cover of a Wheaties box? He's 55 years old and has like two spare tires around his waste! Seriously, I'm surprised there wasn't a Dick Van Patten or Tiny Tim right next to it. I don't see any marketing genius at work here.
 
 Hank: "Mommy, this tastes like obesity"
 
 Mom: "Now son, you're only 10 years old and probably don't know who Steven Seagal is."
 
 Hank: "I know Mom but after having one sip I'm having premonitions of hitting my wife and knocking up my future housekeeper"
 
 Mom: "Now Hank, you st..."
 
 Hank: I suddenly wanna get bad hairplugs, have someone else do my voiceovers so I don't have to go to school and try to make myself look asian on my import DVD boxcovers."
 
 Mom: My God! What have you done to my precious child!!!... Seaaaagaaaalllll!!! Damn you!!!!
 
 Seriously, What the Fuck?
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on February 03, 2006, 04:52:00 AM
                In Reply To #552
 
 The selling line for that stuff was "Be the first one to taste Steven Seagal's juices".                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on February 03, 2006, 04:44:00 PM
                In a tender sequal to Brokeback mountain:
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on February 03, 2006, 10:08:00 PM
               
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on February 03, 2006, 10:19:00 PM
                In Reply To #555
 
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 08, 2006, 05:17:00 AM
                In Reply To #556
 Lol Dante...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 I love this one:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 I'm so going to get this:
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on February 08, 2006, 10:12:00 PM
                In Reply To #557
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on February 09, 2006, 03:26:00 PM
                The best site ever - http://www.technicalvirgin.com/
 
 The 'alternative date techniques' section is hillarious, especially the 3rd guy's statement.
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 10, 2006, 02:11:00 AM
                In Reply To #559
 
 http://contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/cocky%20west%20i%20should%20be%20in%20the%20bible_09_02_2006
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] REX46252087 on February 10, 2006, 09:39:00 AM
                Funny pictures guys.
 
 Let's see some Korean Girls getting crazy with Karaoke:
 http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2693670
 
 It's hilarious. Really. Just watch it.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 10, 2006, 02:44:00 PM
                In Reply To #561
 Thank God for asian shoolgirls! happy                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 11, 2006, 12:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #562
 lol...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on February 14, 2006, 04:03:00 AM
                Conan O'Brian is in Finland now, he visited Lapland, the part of Finland where I'm originally from.
 
 <link url="http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271|99940|1|,00.html">Here's a picture</link> to bring that WTF-factor into this post.
 
 edit. Ok that picture didn't work, heres another with less WTF-factor.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 14, 2006, 06:57:00 AM
                In Reply To #564
 Traffic in Saigon:
 
 http://media.putfile.com/survive-saigon-short-movie
 
 If they all switch to SUV's, movement will only exist on paper...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on February 14, 2006, 09:26:00 PM
                In Reply To #565
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on February 15, 2006, 03:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #566
 
 A girl in my old artclass was infamous for doing that.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 15, 2006, 03:43:00 AM
                In Reply To #566
 "Meowpffffff..."                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on February 15, 2006, 03:49:00 AM
                In Reply To #565
 
 Why did I have to watch that with #563 running in the background?
 That was just wrong on so many levels...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 15, 2006, 07:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #569
 
 That's why we can't find Bin Ladin...
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on February 15, 2006, 07:48:00 AM
                In Reply To #570
 
 I guess I can scrap my theory that he's playing poker with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa in their island retreat in Maui sanctioned by the Illuminati?
 
 What the Hell is this all about? "The right of liberty"? The ability to testify as a human being? Too weird...
 http://forensic-evidence.com/site/Biol_Evid/Ape_DNA.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 16, 2006, 09:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #571
 
 Mike Tyson's Punch Out in real life. This is gold....
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4667626571617317802&q=punch+out                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 17, 2006, 07:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #572
 This prooves my theory that popculture is the one true culture!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on February 17, 2006, 08:45:00 AM
                WtF? http://greenpandaarmy.tripod.com/                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on February 17, 2006, 10:30:00 AM
                This whole thing is still very wtf for me.
 
 Another one.
 
 Ok one more. This one's a bit more obscure.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 19, 2006, 11:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #575
 
 I'm not sure if he's my new hero or just an ass-hole...
 
 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
 
 [added Feb 20 2006  7:09PM]
 
 In Reply To #576
 
 http://ketchupeffect.com/ketchupeffect.wmv
 
 [added Feb 20 2006  7:57PM]
 
 In Reply To #576
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on February 22, 2006, 05:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #576
 
 And in case anyone is wondering, that's Swedish in that ketchup movie.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 23, 2006, 02:24:00 AM
                That "Wifely Responsibilities" document is pure gold.   Gotta love Iowa.  We're right on the border with them, so naturally we rip on them all the time (as if Nebraska is so much better).                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] krookedkid on February 23, 2006, 06:26:00 AM
                baby bush isnt a true texan!  he and his pops, GHB, are both born and raised in some place like new england.  what an asshole... trying to say he's from texas and shit so he can get the votes.  LOL.  good move though... i would have done the same thing.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on February 23, 2006, 09:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #576
 
 Oh, dear Satan! That's guy is such an asshole!
 I believe it was Jennifer Lopez who made a similar list for her husband some while back.
 
 What the seventh level of Hell is this?
 http://www.break.com/movies/patiencechild.html
 
 Noooo!
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 24, 2006, 01:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #580
 
 
 
 
 [added Feb 24 2006  9:14AM]
 
 In Reply To #581
 
 Cheney's got a gun, lol...
 
 http://www.break.com/index/cheneygun.html
 
 [added Feb 27 2006  9:17PM]
 
 In Reply To #581
 
 http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Carl20140658 on February 28, 2006, 11:29:00 AM
                http://www.chucknorris.com/
 
 What. The. Fuck.
 
 Edit: Found this too.
 
 http://www.virtualtoychest.com/chucknorris/chucknorris.html                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 03, 2006, 01:17:00 AM
                In Reply To #582
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on March 03, 2006, 03:16:00 AM
                In Reply To #583
 
 It only took me 2 times. LOL                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 03, 2006, 07:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #583
 
 Now *that* is good marketing!
 
 Today while I was taking the bus back home there were a few guys in the seats in front of me.
 One of them kept farting loudly and boasting to his friends about how good he was at it.
 Behind me were two girls who kept commenting on the farting guy with comments like "he's so cute" and so on.
 
 What?! Am I holding back gas in vain?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 05, 2006, 01:09:00 AM
                In Reply To #585
 
 Jackie Chan singing, sort of....
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on March 05, 2006, 06:11:00 AM
                In Reply To #585
 
Crazy-Legs posted:

 Today while I was taking the bus back home there were a few guys in the seats in front of me.
 One of them kept farting loudly and boasting to his friends about how good he was at it.
 Behind me were two girls who kept commenting on the farting guy with comments like "he's so cute" and so on.

 
 Wow. Human beings really are the most advanced/evolved/intelligent creatures on the planet :P                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 05, 2006, 09:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #587
 
 Indeed. The pinnacle of creation.
 And the farting guy will probably find his fartloving lady and produse farting babies. Where is natural selection when you need it?
 
 Beer is bad:
 
 Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
 
 The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
 
 Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
 
 At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
 
 Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 05, 2006, 10:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #588
 
 Thanks for the insight, I've forwarded this message to every man in Singapore.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on March 06, 2006, 01:31:00 AM
                In Reply To #588
 Thanks for the Community Service announcement :P I shall pass it on.
 
 
Crazy-Legs posted:

 In Reply To #587
 
 Indeed. The pinnacle of creation.
 And the farting guy will probably find his fartloving lady and produse farting babies. Where is natural selection when you need it?

 
 The sad part is that if you shot them in the name of Survival of the Fittest/evolution/whatever you would be painted as a monster :P
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 07, 2006, 08:04:00 PM
                In Reply To #590
 
 And today's busdriver was twitching badly and smelled strongly of cabbage.
 I think I'll walk to work tomorrow...
 
 Enjoy:
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 08, 2006, 02:12:00 PM
                In Reply To #591
 
 http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-pwalgreens08mar08,0,7108212.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 08, 2006, 09:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #592
 
 Always sueing... what is the world coming to?
 That money could have been used to build schools...
 
 Someone's avatar:
 
 
 Oblivion is coming out in a little while and I just noticed this:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on March 08, 2006, 11:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #593
 You noticed it too huh?
 
 I`ve been meaning to ask my buddy about that, he never said anything...
 
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 09, 2006, 01:01:00 AM
                In Reply To #594
 
 2 parts:
 
 This is the story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/03/04/wcats04.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/03/04/ixworld.html
 
 This is the crime(warning:graphic): http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/sometimes+i+fucking+hate+people
 
 This saddens me, this is no way to treat an animal.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 14, 2006, 02:47:00 PM
               
 Simpsons. If they mated.
 
 http://lisasimpson.net/interactive/mated/index2.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 14, 2006, 03:55:00 PM
                In Reply To #596
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Grendel8101 on March 15, 2006, 07:42:00 PM
                Fans of the Preacher series might recognize this:
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 15, 2006, 11:46:00 PM
                In Reply To #598
 
 
 Unless you work at Wal-Mart, this will be funny.
 
 http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on March 15, 2006, 11:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #599
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #598
 
 
 Unless you work at Wal-Mart, this will be funny.
 
 http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/

 
 Any of you sign the petition?                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 16, 2006, 06:57:00 PM
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 17, 2006, 12:28:00 AM
                In Reply To #601
 
 
 
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 In Reply To #602
 
 
 Truely WTF....
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Lavrenti on March 17, 2006, 05:53:00 AM
                In Reply To #602
 
 I wonder why Peter Stormare always get the wierd parts in most american films that he's in.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 17, 2006, 08:44:00 PM
                In Reply To #603
 
 Beats me. There seem to be a pattern to it, though.
 
 Americans. You do love to sue each other, don't you?
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060316/ap_on_fe_st/suing_self
 
 How can a man debase himself in such a way?
 
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 Odd. Just odd.
 http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/#start                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 22, 2006, 01:57:00 AM
                In Reply To #604
 
 Super Kitty!
 http://www.wftv.com/video/8162994/index.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on March 22, 2006, 05:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #605
 
 Here's a WTF:
 
 http://www.g4tv.com/cheat/features/47784/Doom_3__Spreading_a_Message_of_Hate.html                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 22, 2006, 06:03:00 PM
                In Reply To #606
 
 That is a WTF...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on March 22, 2006, 07:55:00 PM
                In Reply To #607
 
 Another WTF:
 
 http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1951292005                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on March 23, 2006, 12:40:00 AM
                In Reply To #608
 oh for fuck`s sake, some people...
 
 Doom 3 breeds hate? Bull, where`s my shotgun? I`m gonna have a word with the little bitchpunk that wrote that!!
 
 (Erm...maybe I do see his point, just a little bit).                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Javokis on March 23, 2006, 12:44:00 AM
                In Reply To #609
 
 Towards demons. And we should all know better than to breed hate towards demons because it's discrimination.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on March 23, 2006, 02:58:00 AM
                In Reply To #576
 
Signothorn posted:

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 That movie was on TV last night :P
 
 In Reply To #602
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 In Reply To #601
 
 
 

 
 Lucifer???
 
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 25, 2006, 02:14:00 AM
                In Reply To #611
 
 
 
 
 Must have static IP, last 2 digits are different.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 28, 2006, 02:46:00 AM
                In Reply To #612
 
 
 Watch out for the moose...
 
 http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/8287043/detail.html
 
 
 Watch out for the cat...
 
 http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_087170103.html
 
 News headline of the year...
 
 http://www.wnbc.com/news/8334107/detail.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on March 31, 2006, 07:39:00 PM
                So its a nice sunny day here in DC and about a half dozen of us decided to walk to a Greek restaurant for lunch.  This required us to walk past the front of the Capitol building and what do we see people protesting there?
 
 The Iraq war?  No.
 Social Injustice? No.
 Circumcisions?  YES!
 
 ARE THESE PEOPLE SERIOUS?  They had signs that read "the foreskin is not a birth defect", "stop the cruelty", "losing the foreskin means losing sensitivity".  Good God isn't there anything happening in the world thats more worthy of a protest?
 
 Just a little off the top please.  
 Circumcisions is nothing to lose you head over.  
 Just tell 'em to keep the tip.
 
 (Sung to my bonnie lies over the ocean) My one skin lies overover my two skin; my two skin lies over my three; my three skin lies over my foreskin - oh pull back my foreskin for me!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on March 31, 2006, 07:55:00 PM
                In Reply To #614
 From Oblivion:
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on March 31, 2006, 09:42:00 PM
                In Reply To #614
 
 That's actually quite interesting. I believe in the USA most male babies are circumcised for traditional reasons? Where I'm from the doctors can choose if they want to perform that operation or not, only jewish and muslim people ask for their male children to be circumcised. In those religions it is a kind of ritual. Female circumcision no matter how 'mild' is stricly forbidden in my country. Double standard? You betcha.
 
 My theory is that the jewish and muslim boys and men are like branded when they are little so that they never forget that they are a part of a religion. Kind of like branding cattle.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 01, 2006, 06:31:00 AM
                In Reply To #615
 
 Yeah, that was a bit weird when I first saw it.
 She does get disturbingly happy if you tell her that it isn't all that high...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 01, 2006, 02:05:00 PM
                Two geeks race trough Super Mario bros and finish practically in the same second.
 
 http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709898?showw=no&refsite=6166
 
 This clip really cheered me up.
 
 It reminds me why i ever got into gaming and it also made me realize what an awesome song the Top gun theme really is.  happy                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Umnir on April 01, 2006, 03:41:00 PM
                I laughed my ass off with that morrowind thing.. but Im also drunken! WHEEEE!!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 02, 2006, 03:07:00 AM
               
 It has been posted before but every time I see it I just can't help but wonder what the fuck it is...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 02, 2006, 10:12:00 AM
                In Reply To #620
 
 
 http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/01/D8GNEH100.html
 
 Weird...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on April 03, 2006, 03:38:00 PM
                In Reply To #616
 I believe it became standard practice to circumcise mail babies as earlier science seemed to indicate that the foreskin was a source of infection.  This has since been debunked but the habit continues even though all families can now opt not to.
 
 Female circumcision is a mutilation that can involve the cutting off of the clitorus.  Trust me - male circumcision does not stop me from enjoying sex.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 04, 2006, 01:10:00 AM
                In Reply To #622
 
 Foreskin is hideous, I'm glad I'm not a hooded burrito...
 
 This one made me chuckle:
 
 http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-04-03T185409Z_01_SYD139002_RTRUKOC_0_US-AUSTRALIA-SPIDER.xml&  rpc=22                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 04, 2006, 01:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #623
 He was probably really trying to light farts.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on April 04, 2006, 02:28:00 AM
                In Reply To #623
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #622
 
 Foreskin is hideous, I'm glad I'm not a hooded burrito...
 
 This one made me chuckle:
 
 http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-04-03T185409Z_01_SYD139002_RTRUKOC_0_US-AUSTRALIA-SPIDER.xml&  rpc=22

 
 All I read was the title.
 
 That's all I needed to.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on April 04, 2006, 02:32:00 AM
                In Reply To #622
 
 I'm sorry if I gave the impression of doubting the quality of sexual enjoyment you get out of sex although I really don't think I was in any way even implying that. Really, really sorry.
 
 But anyway, lets not turn this into a circumcision argument, those things never end. I've argued about this subject with jewish and muslim people and it is quite difficult to make them understand that it's a very stupid custom. Religious people in general kind of give me the creeps. It is however strange that in the USA, the land of freedom, there should be these remnants of a bygone era still used today.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on April 04, 2006, 03:53:00 PM
                In Reply To #626
 My turn to apologies.  When I talked about actual enjoyment I wasn't reacting to what you said but to what the protesters claimed.  My reply to you was just to try and satisfy your curiosity and I am in no way upset.
 
 And now for something completely different:
 
 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16900129&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=scaldin--balls--footy-star-drops-boiling-water-in-lap-  name_page.html
 
 OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 04, 2006, 10:46:00 PM
                In Reply To #627
 
 This is one big ass gator. Yes, that's a deer in it's mouth. Won't be swimming in Florida for a while...
 
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 05, 2006, 02:11:00 AM
                Not sure if it's already in this thread but:
 
 http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 05, 2006, 07:27:00 AM
               
 Questionable.
 Bombsquad? Criminal charges? For making boxes?
 
 http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/ohio/news/14239923.htm?source=rss&channel=ohio_news                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on April 05, 2006, 01:54:00 PM
                You know we've gone to far in the name of security when people are getting arrested for singing songs by the Clash:
 
 http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006150569,00.html
 
 To quote (as much as I can remember) Benjamin Franklin:
 
 "Those who give up liberty to gain security deserve neither and will lose both."                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 09, 2006, 10:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #631
 
 
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060407/od_afp/afplifestylebritainfoodrabbitoffbeat;_ylt=AqaeCQt4FsD0IZZYOdPR0mGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
 
 That's one big rabbit... Cute though. *Seeks giant Cadbury egg...*                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 10, 2006, 06:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #632
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7714643693602998196
 
 The origins of Leeroy Jenkins revealed.
 Notice how he is the only one who seems to have any fun.:D
 
 Now i hope no one posted it in this tread before...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on April 10, 2006, 07:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #633
 
 Yea I've seen that. And the high level instances can be pretty nerve wrecking and they require precise teamwork, even the low to mid - level instances are tough. On the other hand some like that, it certainly is a thriller although not for the faint of heart. There is a bunch of people who've been playing WoW from when it came out or at least for about a year, I think that's very sad. I have presently about three weeks left of my subscription, looks like I wont be extending it any further.
 
 WoW has been fun mainly because I had a couple of good IRL buddies who are in the same guild as I am and with whom it was good to team up to do quests etc. At it's best WoW wipes the floor with 99% of games out there. It's been bad cause it is quite monotonous and relies too much on mindless grinding. The monthly fees also suck even if they are the guarantee of new content. However I do see a bright future for MMORPG's, they are the future alright.
 
 Oh and here's a WTF-moment especially to all non-Finns. happy
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8027517653214704608&q=finland&pl=true
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 10, 2006, 08:37:00 PM
               
 
 Ever wondered what those idiots acturally write?
 I give you this:
 
 http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on April 10, 2006, 11:09:00 PM
                In Reply To #635
 
 Excellent translator...                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 11, 2006, 07:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #636
 
 Today I caught my new store manager watching a porn video feed on the computer in the managers' office. After his ass is fired that keyboard is history...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 13, 2006, 11:39:00 PM
               
 People are twisted.
 
 http://media.putfile.com/oblivion-fun-with-skeleton-bone                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 14, 2006, 12:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #638
 
 Today I found evidence the store manager had pleasured himself in the locked manager's office. The loss prevention manager called me this evening to find out when the store manager would be working again, he's so fired. That's just sick...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 14, 2006, 10:16:00 AM
               
 This is certainly an interesting way to spend your money.
 http://www.uberreview.com/2006/02/man-goes-bankrupt-building-starship-voyager-home.htm/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 15, 2006, 01:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #640
 
 http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13519019,00.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 15, 2006, 05:17:00 AM
                One of the Tv shows here is Australia that's been running for a few years (http://www.rove.com.au/) has a segment called "What The...?" Here's some of this weeks selections:
 
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 16, 2006, 08:07:00 PM
                In Reply To #642
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 17, 2006, 12:25:00 AM
                In Reply To #643
 
Signothorn posted:

 

 
 Heh heh - Eurotrip was pretty funny.
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 17, 2006, 12:09:00 PM
               
 This is so wrong on so many levels that I don't know where to begin...
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on April 17, 2006, 04:24:00 PM
                Okay, now for a different take on wtf:
 
 Can anyone explain why the following proofs aren't valid?
 
 (hint I know why 2 of them are wrong)
 
 http://archives.math.utk.edu/subjects/1equals2.txt
 
 EDIT:
 
 Notice how 50% of sex dolls are bought by men in the IT profession.  I'm in the other 50%:
 
 http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/reports/The_men_who_have_sex_with_dolls_article_83159.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on April 18, 2006, 02:00:00 AM
                In Reply To #646
 
ItBurns posted:

 Notice how 50% of sex dolls are bought by men in the IT profession.

 
 That's kinda sad. Are women so hard to get to know that some males need to resort to that?
 
 If they are, then these men are looking in all the wrong places. And if it's just sex they need, surely if they can afford a sex doll, they can pay for a warm, living body.
 Do men have so much insecurity in themselves that they take rejection so hard and can't pick themselves up again? I seriously think they may be looking for a mate in the wrong places, or maybe their ideals of a mate is too high for a real human female to live up to, hence their failed relationships.
 Really, they need find something positive and improve on what goes wrong in their lives, that way they can see why things fail, instead of just giving up and buying a doll as a substitute for their need for companionship.
 
 *shudders* Gawd...how sick is making love to an inanimate object that's painted to resemble a human...*crawls into corner to gag*
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 18, 2006, 02:40:00 AM
                In Reply To #647
 
 
 Or they use it while they are in a relationship. Most men still fantasize about other women while in relationships. For many, marriage is only the beginning of a relationship with porn one the "headache" excuse goes into effect.
 
 On the positive side, no child support, no alimony, no need to cuddle afterwards when you want to sleep ect. If a man can't have sex responsibly, perhaps a love doll is a proper alternative. If he's not going to be there for the spawn of his recklessness, should someone like that be in a relationship? A real woman inflates after marriage anyway.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on April 18, 2006, 03:44:00 AM
                In Reply To #648
 
 True then if someone isn't willing to shoulder the responsibility of sex, and marriage, then a dollie would be a better option. It however reeks of social impairment, the inability to interact normally with other humans. What I mean to say is, if someone can't solve problems in a marriage by talking out with the mate, and runs to a dollie instead, something's definitely not right.
 
 Women do inflate after marriage, but that's a rather crude way to put it. After all, we're the ones who need to carry the child around, not the men. It's hard enough seeing your own body shape swell up like a balloon until you don't recognise it, and then taking care of the little brats after they come out - is it really our fault that some women just can't find the energy or will to return to the state hubby fell in love with?
 Aside from that however, there are always women who try to find time to gain back their shape, though it's really an uphill climb when you think of all the other added responsibilities of house, husband, kids and job.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 18, 2006, 03:53:00 AM
                In Reply To #649
 
 Men gain weight too and I feel it has to do more with comfort, not having to be the knight in shining armor anymore now that he has her. Men need a purpose to drive them and once the chase is over, many give up.
 
 Also, just to clarify the man's perspective a little. I know where you are coming from but men never stop fantasizing, no matter how much they love someone. It's not about love, it's just about the act. He will love her to pieces but still crave seeing two nurses getting it on in an inflated swimmingpool of baby oil. It's not something we may act on but the thoughts are always there and if we don't "release" these feelings a couple or few times a week we go crazy. Men just look at relationships differently, it's about compromising so you both get what you want.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on April 18, 2006, 04:25:00 AM
                In Reply To #650
 
 Heheh. I wouldn't limit those fantasies to just men, actually. *nudgenudge*                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 19, 2006, 02:04:00 AM
                In Reply To #651
 
 
 Update: My store manager was fired today and not a moment too soon. The regional loss-prevention manager came in yesterday and I was showing him the internet history of the sites that had been visited. Apparently, the guy was into interracial sex with teens and a couple of the sites showed girl scouts ect.
 
 This made me fear he was comfortable enough to look at these things at work so if he was progressing in this behavior the next step might be to act on it.
 
 Today before the DM and LP manager came in, a petite spanish cashier came to me and told me the store manager had made inappropriate comments to her. No other employees knew about the computer situation so I believed her. I'm so glad that guy was fired because if he had laid his hands on any of the females in my store I really would have had to fuck up his face and make it so he couldn't reproduce. The guy also has a wife and a child. What a pathetic fuckhead.
 
 Sorry about the profanity but it was needed.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 19, 2006, 06:32:00 AM
                This whole pornbath, it's just not sexy.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on April 19, 2006, 01:19:00 PM
                In Reply To #649
 Well V I believe the whole IT professionals using dolls thing is more of a function of painful shyness to the point where they can't even try to hunt for a woman.  Considering these are men in IT I wonder if a good part of them aren't suffering from asperger's syndrome.  That being said I do find the idea of spending 4000 pounds for a pseudo-corpse (it just lies there where's the fun in that?) a bit creepy as well the fact that he ordered one that looked like a 14 year old.  And he actually seems to be in love with it.  Watch the video to Mary Jane's Last Dance by Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers.  These people make me think of that.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 19, 2006, 11:04:00 PM
                In Reply To #654
 
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=383491&in_page_id=1770
 
 Chicken sex change?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on April 19, 2006, 11:19:00 PM
                In Reply To #654
 
 Well Itburns, that's just it. I'm sure I'm in no position to criticize since I'm very much a geek-girl myself, I can understand the shyness, but I suppose it really comes down to the fact how these IT professionals might be spending way too much time with computers and thereby neglecting on improving any social skills. That just compounds the original problem, a vicious cycle, they're never gonna get out of it and meet a nice girl if they're stuck to a computer.
 
 Of course in the age of the Internet, there's always Internet dating, but then again, there's gonna be a point where you'll have to get out and meet if you want to further the relationship.
 
 Anyway I'm being boring again LOL sorry it's 9:30 AM in the morning at work, there's lots of work to do but it's damned boring.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on April 20, 2006, 09:37:00 PM
                What Val said really:  One needs to get out to meet girls (Or people of any kind) Living on the computer, last time I checked, does not promote a social life.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Aridrak on April 21, 2006, 04:20:00 AM
                In Reply To #657
 
 Ouch, social life. Does one really need it?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on April 21, 2006, 09:09:00 PM
                In Reply To #658
 Social...life? Me no understand...
 
 Anyway:
 
 
 
 Nothing new there then.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 21, 2006, 10:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #659
 
 Why am I not surprised?
 With my knowledge of psychology I'd assume that he has an inferiority complex and feels the need to outdo daddy.
 That combined with paranoia brought on by his upbringing and current roots as a Christian Conservative would bring some ideas on him too, making the desire to protect his own values all the more important. All in all, the man scares me more than mustard gas.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on April 24, 2006, 12:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #660
 What I find just as scary is people who call someone mentally ill just because they don't understand them.  The old Soviet Onion used to do that to dissidents - the premise was that any one who didn't want to live in the perfect society must be insane.  It is enough to call the man abysmally stupid, incompetent, patrician, warmonger, and a betrayer of the small government principles of Reagan and 40 years of Republican ideals.  Please don't stoop to Owellianisms.
 
 EDIT: Thou surly doghearted coxcomb!
 
 From the Shakespearean Insulter:
 
 http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on April 27, 2006, 03:39:00 AM
                Fear of girls. Sort of mean spirited about gamers but also funny.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 30, 2006, 01:27:00 AM
               
 How remarkably dumb...
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 30, 2006, 01:51:00 AM
                In Reply To #663
 Let's just hope he was only pretending to be like that.
 
 My Auntie & Uncle named their Son so his initials would be BMW and they could nickname him Beamer.
 
 More evidence why some people shouldn't name their own children:                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 30, 2006, 10:22:00 PM
                In Reply To #664
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 01, 2006, 01:33:00 AM
                In Reply To #665
 
 I had that problem with Zlatan a while back.
 My buddies still give me a hard time about it...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on May 01, 2006, 06:52:00 PM
                Some guy actually went and folded up American currency in an effort to support his conspiracy theory:
 
 http://www.armageddononline.org/911.php
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 01, 2006, 07:27:00 PM
                A system of fear.
 
 http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds32287.html
 
 And this is just weird.
 I remember that song from somewhere...
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on May 01, 2006, 10:37:00 PM
                On the name thing: Well no shit it "may" (surely will) cause problems later in life.  What a bunch of dumbshits.  Also, they don't to change the name?  Fucking kid'll probably go phsycho about 12-15 years from now and kill em' for naming him that.  I think I would.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on May 01, 2006, 11:31:00 PM
                In Reply To #669
 
 Or... he'll grow up to be a porn star.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 02, 2006, 12:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #670
 
 Can't believe this, only in America..
 
 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0501061contract1.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on May 04, 2006, 01:19:00 PM
                Some Darwin challenged idiots have been sneaking into Chernobyl and doing Grafiti:
 
 http://26-04-1986.com/
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on May 05, 2006, 12:53:00 AM
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 05, 2006, 09:56:00 AM
                In Reply To #673
 
 Nice. Where's Sweden?
 Meh. I'm a commie anyways...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on May 05, 2006, 07:55:00 PM
                Ahhh, the Rum had a special flavor to it.  Maybe they should've checked what was in the bottom of the cask first:
 
 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/04052006/80-132/hungary-workers-shock-bottom-rum-barrel.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 05, 2006, 10:34:00 PM
                In Reply To #675
 
 Seems like an urban legend to me but who knows?
 Reminds me of two seperate stories merged into one.
 Weird in any case.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on May 05, 2006, 11:03:00 PM
                In Reply To #675
 Isn't that like an Urban Legend or from a fictional short story (like the one where a lady murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb then feeds it to the detectives eliminating the murder weapon)?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 05, 2006, 11:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #677
 
 That's an interesting take on it.
 I've heared of one where a girl ships herself in a crate to see a concert in Brazil and makes arrangements for her friend to pick her up at the airport. Of course, the high altitude turns her into a popsie...
 
 Sick. Utterly sick:
 
 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,194398,00.html
 
 How is this the game's fault?
 I blame kooky US weaponlaws.
 
 http://www.click2houston.com/news/9162609/detail.html
 
 I love this one. Read the fine print if you please.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 06, 2006, 05:44:00 PM
                In Reply To #678
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on May 06, 2006, 11:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #679
 
 Fucking bastards.
 
 <red>Not nice people, this even sickens me</red>
 
 http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm&speed=_med                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 06, 2006, 11:29:00 PM
                In Reply To #680
 
 I like how it's marketed as a new investigation. Yes, it's not a humane way of doing it. However, that video is over two years old and PETA also used this in a video with Jennifer Lopez. What doesn't make sense to me is if this is common practice then why was it drawing a crowd? It's not a good way to kill an animal but I'm highly skeptical of PETA, they are just as evil for donating to the E.L.F.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 07, 2006, 12:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #681
 
 Also:
 
 I don't understand the language and it makes no sense at all to me.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on May 07, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
                In Reply To #682
 It`s to do with the ideas, of the two parts.
 
 1. The toast, always lands butter side down.
 
 2. the cat, always lands on it`s feet.
 
 Q: What happens if you stick the toast to a cat, butter side up, and drop the cat to the floor.
 
 which side would it land on, the buttered toast, on it`s feet, or would it just spin above the ground endlessly due to the paradox.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on May 07, 2006, 02:02:00 PM
                In Reply To #683
 Of course grin                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 09, 2006, 05:32:00 AM
                In Reply To #683
 
 Makes perfect sense to me.
 
 This guy must really love his character...
 
 http://www.razoric.com/games/Caught-Jacking-Off-to-World-of-Warcraft                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 09, 2006, 03:09:00 PM
                In Reply To #685
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on May 09, 2006, 03:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #685
 So it's actually possible to get aroused by? Some immersion there!
 
 The girls in Guildwars are hotter anyway.
 
 And no, i'm not you-know-whatting when i look at my monk. Tough i DO want to hug her sometimes when she saved another moron from a wel deserved death. grin                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on May 09, 2006, 03:53:00 PM
                You want WTF?  Try this one on for size:
 <link>http://www.mytempdir.com/647116</link>
 
 You need Kremlin Encrypt to extract it, and the password is WOOHOO2 (case sensitive).  It doesn't involve removal of clothes, but that's about all the good I can say about it.
 
 A friend of mine sent me the link yesterday.  I'm fairly sure I don't want to know where he found it.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 10, 2006, 09:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #688
 
 This made me lol.
 
 http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/jesus/1685099/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 11, 2006, 05:36:00 PM
               
 What in the name of leek is this!?
 
 http://knd.org.uk/files/loituma__.swf                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 12, 2006, 01:22:00 AM
                In Reply To #690
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on May 12, 2006, 02:09:00 AM
                In Reply To #691
 
 LMFAO                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on May 12, 2006, 02:16:00 AM
                Damn straight, Sig.  That's the first time in a very long time that I busted up laughing at something on the internet.
 
 And since it's been a long time since I contributed to this thread (if ever), enjoy the "Juggernaut, Bitch!" video...or just scratch yout head.  Whichever.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 12, 2006, 03:30:00 AM
                In Reply To #693
 
 Are you laughing at the public access preacher or the long .jpg? That preacher had me laughing out of my chair.
 
 This next one goes in the WTF file only because I can't believe I actually like it. It's a Steven Seagal music video. Yes, you heard me right.
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on May 12, 2006, 06:04:00 PM
                I wish I could take credit for this one:
 
 Question 1:
 If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
 were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
 would you recommend that she have an abortion?
 
 Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
 
 Question 2:
 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
 are the facts about the three candidates.
 
 Candidate A.
 Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
 had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
 
 Candidate B.
 He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
 college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
 
 Candidate C.
 He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
 occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
 
 Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no
 peeking, then scroll down for the response.
 
 -- -----------------------------------------------------------
 Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
 Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
 Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
 
 And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
 YES, you just killed Beethoven.
 
 Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
 Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
 
 Never be afraid to try something new.
 Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
 Professionals...built the Titanic
 
 And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
 than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
 * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
 * 7 have been arrested for fraud
 * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
 * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
 * 3 have done time for assault
 * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
 * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
 * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
 * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
 * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
 
 
 Can you guess which organization this is?
 
 Give up yet?
 
 It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
 that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest
 of us in line.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on May 12, 2006, 10:15:00 PM
                In Reply To #695
 
tildessmoo posted:

 If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
 were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
 would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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 Ah ha - the missing 4th part of the saying Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak No evil - write famous music :P Makes you wonder if people who have so many children keep doing it 'til they get one they like.
 
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 Candidate C.
 He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
 occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
 
I had my doubts when I read Vegetarian. When I read it I think of the weird hippies that try and push their world views on everyone else. Candidate B sounds most like me so he would be my choice if I had to vote for someone (I always turn in a blank ballot paper during elections)
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on May 13, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
                In Reply To #695
 Unfortunately I had heard that about Roosevelt, Chruchhill and   Hitler before.  
 
 As to those statistics about congress men - I notice the vast majority of those charges are arrests without conviction - thereby meaning the recipient was found innocent or that there wasn't enough evidence to charge them (or that rich people are able to weasel out of anything - big surprise).
 
 Honestly though the bankruptcys I would argue are a positive thing.  These people weren't afraid to take chances in business and our system allows people more than one shot at success.  You would be shocked at how many self made millionaires went bankrupt a few times before they got it right.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on May 13, 2006, 04:02:00 PM
                Whoah, just...whoah!  The scary thing is Steven Seagal is actually...good!  Reminds me of Train.  That's just freakin incredible.  He really should have been a singer instead of an actor.  Cuz...he sucks at acting.
 
 And I always figured his day to day life was pretty boring.
 
 I'm more than a little skeptical about those statistics about the U.S. Congress.
 After all, approximately 62.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on May 13, 2006, 04:47:00 PM
                In Reply To #697 & 698
 
 Hey, like I said, I didn't make it up.  As a matter of fact, I got it from someone who would be very interested in that US currency folding thing posted earlier in this thread!  I mainly liked the Beethoven and world leaders things and only decided to keep the Congress thing because I don't like Congress.  Which is to say, I don't like the people that make up Congress; the concept is fine by me.
 
 Of course, we chose them, so I guess we've got nothing to complain about.  Besides which, I'm fairly certain I don't want to see the alternative in person.
 
 "The main problem with politics is the politicians."
      -Dan Goldstein, though I think he was paraphrasing someone else.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 17, 2006, 09:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #699
 
 http://pepperspianoteacher.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 18, 2006, 03:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #691
 
 Please edit that out.
 
 Here are 33 reasons why you shouldn't post your picture in the web:
 
 http://www.33reasons.com/                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Nagloper on May 20, 2006, 07:33:00 AM
                Most of you probably haven't heard of the Eurovision song contest, it's a pretty lame contest with very bland songs from European contries competing which one is the most blandest.
 This year Finland's candidate is a band called Lordi.
&search=lordi">The performance that got them into the final.

 
 Edit. Ok the link doesn't work. Just search for Lordi on Youtube. Wat is up with this crappy board, links dont work?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] TheVampireDante on May 20, 2006, 11:07:00 AM
                In Reply To #702
 I seen that entry, about fucking time something different appeared in that 'contest'.
 
 fuck I hate euro-pop.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 20, 2006, 02:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #703
 
 Yes, it's about fucking time. Hopefully, the success of this performance will spark some kind of change in the system for publically accepted music.
 I'm like some kind of alien in my hometown because I like a certain kind of music...
 And the video is fun too:
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Moonshadow70421598 on May 20, 2006, 02:45:00 PM
                gotta love the sci-fi channel, nothing like watching a dudes brains get sucked out by alien parasites, lol                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 20, 2006, 02:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #705
 
 A stimulating thought indeed.
 I don't know why anyone would want to make this kind of animation.
 However, with this thread there's a reasonable excuse for posting it:
 
 http://sieni.us/
 
 Yeah, it's random. Weird stuff...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Moonshadow70421598 on May 20, 2006, 03:12:00 PM
                In Reply To #706
 
 
 edhsdjhsdhsdhdhdfh......ok, now that i've recovered from my convulsions................
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Nagloper on May 20, 2006, 07:56:00 PM
                I can't believe it, Lordi won the Eurovision thing. I guess the kids voted for it. Nice, the singer comes from the northern part of Finland where I'm from. This is amazing, it's been a kind of joke that before Finland wins the Eurovison, hell will freeze. Well I always wanted to go skating with Satan...?                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 20, 2006, 08:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #708
 
 This is a milestone.
 Incredible. Things will never be the same again in this god forsaken contest! Finally something happens!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on May 21, 2006, 05:29:00 AM
                In Reply To #709
 OMG! Three years ago we had Ennoia herself making an appearance and now Tsimitze win the contest!!
 Thats why i still like it to a degree: Everything is allowed. grin
 
 Tip for Americans: If some pompous prick with a french accent tells you the US is a cultural wasteland again,the Eurovision song contest is your silver bullet to shut him up.
 
 Next year some goth chicks please!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Nagloper on May 21, 2006, 08:13:00 AM
                In Reply To #710
 
 Yes, usually the competition sucks. Mind you, I like the boobies.
 
 The singer is actually into the gore-scene, he used to make short horror films so from what I know he is an ok bloke.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 21, 2006, 10:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #711
 
 
 Just odd...
 
 http://www.joystiq.com/2006/03/26/indescribable-ds-stylus/                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on May 22, 2006, 02:30:00 PM
                In Reply To #712
 Wahey?                        

 

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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on May 22, 2006, 04:18:00 PM
                600 meter high Tsunami to strike Atlantic on May 25th:
 
 http://www.newswire.ca/en/releases/archive/May2006/19/c9935.html
 
 OUCH!  Sac attacker was AWOL from mental hospital!
 
 http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/14616589.htm
 
 Subject of US Government experiment on LSD drew pictures on the same subject over and over again :
 
 http://www.zipped.org/misc/stuff.php?vln=5
 
 Best rated beers in the world:
 
 http://beeradvocate.com/top_beers/
 
 I've tried 9, 12, 22, 38, 61, and 63.  Looking to try 31 and 33 next.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 23, 2006, 06:01:00 AM
                In Reply To #714
 
 Part 2 of the crazy ass preacher I posted a couple pages back. The dude actually thinks he's God in a literal sense. The last one was funny, this one is just creepy. Starts slow but it's worth it.
 
 
 http://www.doubleviking.com/?p=13621                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on May 23, 2006, 06:11:00 PM
                Menu items from Mulligan's bar in suburban Decatur, Ga:
 
 Hamdog - a half-pound of hamburger meat wrapped around a hotdog, which is deep-fried and served on a hoagie topped with chili, bacon and a fried egg.
 
 Luther - a half-pound burger served with bacon and cheese on a Krispy Kreme donut.
 
 Fried Twinkies - two deep-fried Kap'n Crunch-coated Twinkies topped with chocolate and cherry sauce.
 
 I would copy and paste more but all of a sudden I'm feeling kind of sick.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 26, 2006, 02:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #716
 
 
 See it to believe it, holy shit...
 
 http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php
 
                       

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on May 26, 2006, 03:30:00 PM
                Since 200 meter high tidal waves didn't hit on the 25th of May doomsday guy changes the window of when it might happen:
 
 http://www.savelivesinmay.com/?id=2
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 26, 2006, 08:34:00 PM
               
 The show I grew up with that made me into who I am:
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/20756/Ren_Stimpy_Inventions.html                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 27, 2006, 01:50:00 AM
                In Reply To #719
 
 74 year old reverend Pat Robertson leg-presses 1000lbs!
 
 http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp
 
                       

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 03, 2006, 04:20:00 PM
                http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Lavrenti on June 03, 2006, 04:28:00 PM
                In Reply To #721
 
 what the...?!                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Seancoon on June 03, 2006, 06:01:00 PM
                COWS!!!!
 
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/im_a_cow.shtml
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mad_cow.shtml
 
 BUNNEYS!!!!
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/bunnykill.shtml
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/un_lapin.html
 
 FOXES!!!
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/insane_foxes.shtml
 
 PRISON BICTHES????
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/finalprison.html
 
 and flys
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/superfly.html
 
 and kittys that cause sizures.
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/kitty_02.html
 
 =WTF??                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 04, 2006, 03:21:00 AM
                In Reply To #723
 
 
 Lego Counterstrike
 
 http://media.putfile.com/LEGO-COUNTER-STRIKE-2                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Seancoon on June 04, 2006, 06:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #721
 http://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/
 
 http://www.rathergood.com/knees/
 
 http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 04, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
                Do you like coke?
 Do you like World of Warcraft?
 Why not combine the two? And I'm not talking about snorting stuff while playing...
 
 http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e42233qNxem894&feature=1&order=mp&category=Animation&numResults=20&title=Animation
 
 Why is this on the web?
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7957304890038761655
 
 Supposedly it's Pop/Electro/Christian Rap.
 Why combine those? For any reason? Please tell me now!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Starrathiel on June 05, 2006, 01:00:00 PM
                In Reply To #726
 Hmm ..
 
  Click.
 
 The "What the .. " came up when I heard Darth .. Still, one
 can think of this what one will. But there seems to be at
 least genuine effort put into it. In my personal opinion
 it is surprisingly well done.
 
 *End of Line*                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on June 05, 2006, 09:24:00 PM
                In Reply To #727
                         

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 05, 2006, 11:16:00 PM
               
 This is the best date ever.
 
 http://www.weeklyradioaddress.com/WRA20060603.htm                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 06, 2006, 01:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #729
 
 
 I don't know why but this pic made me lol.
 
 
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 06, 2006, 02:03:00 AM
               
 Oblivion related stupidity:
 
 
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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 06, 2006, 04:31:00 AM
                In Reply To #730
 Yikes!!
 That sea elephant looks like it can swallow the caretaker whole!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 06, 2006, 11:28:00 AM
                At least he did what it said:
 
 http://cdintodrivea-cv.ytmnd.com/
 
 Too much free time? No such thing!
 
 
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on June 07, 2006, 03:10:00 PM
                A picture of what passes for an airport control tower in Miami:  http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/14741940.htm?source=rss&channel=miamiherald_local
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 07, 2006, 04:09:00 PM
                In Reply To #734
 
 
 From the weird coincidence file:
 
 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17188458&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=born-at-6am-on-06-06-06--his-mum-was-induced-for-6-day  s--he-weighs-6lbs-6oz-and-he-s-called---d-name_page.html                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on June 07, 2006, 08:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #735
 Chuck Norris! the cartoon...
 
 http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 08, 2006, 03:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #736
 
 
 Read the last sentence, lol.
 
 http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060607-055620-5588r                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on June 08, 2006, 10:30:00 AM
               
 
 
 
 http://storeandserve.com/download/263735/news_report_from_iraq.wmv.html
 
 Not sure if anyone outside Australia will get this:
                         

 

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Post by: [archive] Nagloper on June 08, 2006, 10:34:00 AM
                http://www.talk2action.org/story/2006/5/29/195855/959
 
 Now if that game had the option of playing as an atheist/agnostic/non-religious and killing all religious people I might actually get it.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on June 08, 2006, 03:30:00 PM
                In Reply To #738
 We actually have the "Where the Bloody Hell Are You" series of comercials running in the US right now.  I admit the word "bloody" is lost on most of us.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 11, 2006, 05:43:00 PM
                In Reply To #740
 
 I know I should be above laughing at this but it was so absurd I had to.
 
 http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/84445
 
 Also this cat makes me lol.
 
 
 
 Some people in another forum made this .gif:
 
                         

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on June 14, 2006, 06:16:00 PM
                The true story of the cat who wouldn't take shit from a bear (w/pic): http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/06/10/picture_of_the_4.php
 
 
 Be prepared to be seriously creeped out:
 
 http://www.zipped.org/index2.php?&file=mj.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=1
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on June 15, 2006, 04:01:00 AM
                In Reply To #740
 
ItBurns posted:

 In Reply To #738
 We actually have the "Where the Bloody Hell Are You" series of comercials running in the US right now.  I admit the word "bloody" is lost on most of us.

 They've been banned in certain countries apparently because the word 'bloody' is offensive to some people (it sort of means F*cking as in "you F*cking idiot"). That particular picture should probably be in the dark humour thread - the lady in the picture is Joanne Lees. Her and  her fiance (Peter Falconio) or what ever were kidnapped and he (Peter) was killed - they never found his body hence the "Where the bloody hell are you?" :P
 
 I especially like our anti-drink driving slogan "If you Drink and Drive, You're a Bloody Idiot."
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 15, 2006, 01:23:00 PM
                                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 15, 2006, 01:31:00 PM
               
 Tom is evil. Acturally, he's a Sith.
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8530918890580805143&q=Tom+Cruise                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on June 16, 2006, 08:42:00 AM
                In Reply To #744
 I kind of like this one:                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 17, 2006, 03:36:00 PM
                In Reply To #746
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 18, 2006, 12:21:00 AM
                In Reply To #747
 
 That's terrifing.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 18, 2006, 08:09:00 PM
                http://www.spermcube.org/
 
 "Look at me!Geatest artiste evar!!"                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 19, 2006, 03:01:00 AM
                In Reply To #749
 
 Hit me baby one more time:
 
 
 
 How the mighty have fallen...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 19, 2006, 10:13:00 AM
                In Reply To #750
 She's always been like that, only now they no longer want to paint her like a silly doll since her fifteen minutes of fame are long since past. happy                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 19, 2006, 01:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #751
 
 WTF is up with Connie Chung? WTF??????
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 19, 2006, 09:02:00 PM
               
 Uhh... yeah. Just like that.
 
                         

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on June 20, 2006, 12:17:00 AM
                In Reply To #750
 Looks like she's lost her trailer.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on June 20, 2006, 10:49:00 AM
                In Reply To #749
 I especially like the illustrated instructions...
 But do they really think any guy is going to need them?
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Nagloper on June 20, 2006, 11:04:00 AM
                In Reply To #755
 
 And if the letter starts leaking they will think it's anthrax and send the SWAT to kick your ass.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on June 20, 2006, 01:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #756
 What if they figure out what it is and a nymphomaniac postal worker starts licking all the envelopes?
 
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 Aww, how cute...
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on June 20, 2006, 06:38:00 PM
                These are more funny than wtf but wtf.
 
 Never use a weed whacker in the nude:
 
 http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/14806965.htm
 
 What to do if you're really bored and live near a highway:
 
 http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2094903
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 22, 2006, 05:22:00 AM
               
 Excuse me but this is just too dumb for comfort...
 
 http://whatiscowbell.ytmnd.com/
 
 All the Emo haters will enjoy this one.
 
 http://emogetsownedlol.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 22, 2006, 06:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #759
 Modern day American punkrock is mostly nassal whining and nothing more.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 22, 2006, 08:55:00 AM
               
EPO Bot posted:
Modern day American punkrock is mostly nassal whining and nothing more.

 
 EMO and Punkrock are not the same thing...                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 22, 2006, 01:19:00 PM
                In Reply To #761
 But they are both ofshoots of punk. As is Goth and even Duran Duran. :-p                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 22, 2006, 10:36:00 PM
               
EPO Bot posted:
But they are both ofshoots of punk.

 
 So? They sound completely different.
 
 I for one like Punk-Rock (Story of the Year, Authority Zero, Unwritten Law) quite a bit, but have very little taste for EMO. With the one exception of Fall Out Boy, who have a couple of good songs.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 23, 2006, 11:53:00 PM
               
 Lord of the Rings. The easy way.
 
 http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/LOTR.html                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Seancoon on June 24, 2006, 03:36:00 AM
                here what wind in the williows would look like on LSD and PCP.  an itresting video with a bit of WTF to it.
 
 http://www.seeed.info/                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 24, 2006, 10:29:00 PM
               
 It's been posted before but it deserves an honorary mention because of it's sheer weirdness.
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 27, 2006, 03:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #766
 
 OMG, I just found this by accident. LOL, a pickle phobia on Maury Povich!
 
 
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Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on June 27, 2006, 08:11:00 AM
                In Reply To #767
 
 Haha, There's hope for me yet :P
 
 To funny happy
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 27, 2006, 11:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #767
 
 Probably just my usual empathy but I feel really sad after watching this.
 All those people turning her fear into entertainment... laughing at her. Horrible...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Seancoon on June 28, 2006, 12:00:00 PM
                This kid is a total Son of a Bitch.
 
 http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=161908
 
 
 others are here.
 
 http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=4594                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 28, 2006, 01:20:00 PM
                In Reply To #769
 Somehow that girl seems capable of turning into a hidious green pickle mutant that will lay her telekinetic vengeance on everyone who ever lauged at her!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 28, 2006, 02:40:00 PM
                In Reply To #771
 
 I'd love to see that happen but I predict years of therapy and/or a suicide. So very sad... and that asshole of a showhost that had people come in with plates filled with the stuff!? That's like throwing a person into a kennel of rabid dogs!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 28, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
                In Reply To #772
 
 Sure, Maury did it for rating. That said, people need to face their fears and it makes us realise that perhaps our problems aren't so bad. There is no real reason to be afraid of a pickle and when you go on the Maury Povich show about your pickle phobia, you should see this coming. I can't say I feel sorry for her but that's just me.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 28, 2006, 10:59:00 PM
                In Reply To #773
 
 Oh yes. She has no reason to be on that show at all. She should be with her friends and people that can really help her instead of seeking help by becoming an object of ridicule.
 
 Here's something:
 
 http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 29, 2006, 04:42:00 AM
                In Reply To #774
 
 Wilford Brimly
 
 
 
 Also, this isn't me but I admire the effort because Guitar Hero rocks!
 
                         

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 29, 2006, 07:04:00 AM
               
Crazy-Legs posted:
Here's something:
 
 http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1

 
 There was an article about them in GQ a few monthes back. I have yet to actually listen to their music though.
 
 It's interesting to note though, that that news article got the meaning of thier name wrong.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 30, 2006, 08:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #776
 
 I wish my parents would get back together, in Hell...
 
 
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 Aw, how cute...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on July 01, 2006, 01:26:00 PM
                Federal Goose Control
 
 'The National Goose Pollution Solution'
 1-800-GO-GOOSE
 'nuff said.
 
 Well, that and this:
 <link>http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=278</link>
 Not necessarily WTF, but amusing and probably true.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 02, 2006, 09:40:00 PM
                Just because this is where Hollywood is heading:
 
 
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 05, 2006, 02:13:00 PM
                What happens when Tzimice get religion:
 
 http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Church-Of-Bones.html
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on July 05, 2006, 02:30:00 PM
                That's fucking wicked dude.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 05, 2006, 02:55:00 PM
                Somewhere over the rainbow:
 
 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/mikewakefield/tornado_nguyen_big.jpg
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 05, 2006, 03:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #780
 
 Seems more like a Cappadocian thing.
 It's still very tasteful, though...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Slaydin on July 05, 2006, 05:14:00 PM
                In Reply To #780
 
 I know that church! I saw it on TV once. It was World's Creepiest Places or something and had that church, a museum of pickled organs, an old torture chamber with the petrified bodies still in position and a bunch of other places.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 05, 2006, 06:05:00 PM
                GIVE MY CREATION LIIIIIFE!!!
 Or the new Chinese secret weapon:
 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/23062006/80-186/photo/bolt-lightning.html
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 05, 2006, 09:31:00 PM
                In Reply To #785
 
 Cool. My mother went there last summer with her boyfriend.
 I had to stay at home and watch the paint dry 'cause he wouldn't pay for my ticket. I suspect he hates me...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 06, 2006, 05:38:00 AM
                In Reply To #786
 Could be wishful thinking. It's kinda comfortable if no one likes you. happy                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on July 06, 2006, 06:15:00 AM
                In Reply To #787
 
 Only if it's men. :P                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 07, 2006, 01:39:00 AM
                In Reply To #788
 
 Lol, what a fucking psycho...
 
 
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 Also: WTF were you thinking Putin?
 
 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5155448.stm                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Umnir on July 07, 2006, 08:15:00 AM
                In Reply To #789
 
 Hah, that guy needs either pussy or wank. Looks the kind of nerd that has something heavy on heart but could be beaten by kid. Heh.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 08, 2006, 04:12:00 PM
                In Reply To #790
 
 Mad Fucking Cow...
 
 http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mad_cow.shtml                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 09, 2006, 01:44:00 PM
                In Reply To #791
 
 Absolutely delightful.
 
 http://www.33reasons.com/images/image020.gif
 
 Underworld anyone?
 
 http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/Underworld.html                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on July 10, 2006, 05:18:00 PM
               
 
 Zidane the Man!
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 10, 2006, 06:50:00 PM
                Any article that features vodka&tang as well as a dung throwing monkey can't be all bad:  http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/07032006_11_richardsmonkey.shtml
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 10, 2006, 07:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #793
 
 That made me sound like a goat...
 V for Vendetta. Sesame Street style!
 
 http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14375/2006/04/c-for-cookie.html                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 11, 2006, 09:39:00 PM
                In Reply To #795
 
 lol CL.
 
 Also, for those who hate James Blunt as much as me...
 
 http://weirdalforum.com/private/yourepitiful.mp3                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 11, 2006, 10:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #796
 
 Al is untouchable.
 Here's another take in the infamous headbutt but with the captivating theme for Guile from Street Fighter thrown in for good measure.
 
 
 
 Never shall it leave my mind completely...
 
 http://francefighter.ytmnd.com/
 
 And this is just a plain old what the fuck moment:
 
 http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/6/117120_f1b1be88-cf48-42fe-8a81-1f0d851dc631_prod.wmv
 
 A revew of a... no, I can't call it a movie...
 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=178
 
 Lord of the Rings animations never get old.
 Oh wait... they do. Anyway, here's a long, nice one.
 You might want to refresh the page to make it load again from the start if you missed anything (which is very likely if you stopped to read this stupid text).
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 13, 2006, 07:13:00 PM
                In Reply To #797
 God save our gracious Al
 God save our glorious Al
 God save our Al
 
 You're Pitiful ROOLZ!
 I've been waiting for months for something to really take the piss out of Blunt. I'm just annoyed by the fact that although he gave his blessings for its release his record company disallowed it. Lucky we have the internet now, he really fucked them over with that. Fuck the man people!
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 13, 2006, 11:42:00 PM
                I'd buy it. If only for the novelty...
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3381/Dishonest_Dubya_Action_Figure.html
 
 Ahh... British comedy...
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/36511/Rowan_Atkinson_Live_Elementary_Dating.html                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 14, 2006, 12:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #799
 One word
 Awesome
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 16, 2006, 01:37:00 AM
                Tally ho, fellow forumites!
 Here's a little something I stumbled upon in my travels:
 
 (edited. Just check the desktop thread.)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 17, 2006, 05:28:00 AM
                In Reply To #801
 Methinks thou dost be insane in nature as well as in name
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 17, 2006, 11:02:00 AM
                In Reply To #802
 
 Figured that out already, did you?
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/30922/Beavis_And_Butthead_President_Beavis.html
 
 I love censorship. At least this kind.
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/6007/The_Best_of_Unnecessary_Censorship.html
 
 Bye bye Bunny...
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/7397/Family_Guy_Elmer_Fudd.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 17, 2006, 11:52:00 AM
                In Reply To #803
 They were all pretty cool but the Elmer Fudd killing Bugs one was best. I always wanted to see that dang wabbit die like the arsehole he is.
 
 I already knew you were mad, I just like pointing things like that out, especially if it can be in Shakespearean language.
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 17, 2006, 12:31:00 PM
                In Reply To #804
 
 Shakespearean insults are great.
 
 http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm
 
 http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
 
 I can't believe people acturally went through the effort to make this thing.
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/11438/The_Internet_is_for_Porn.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 17, 2006, 02:28:00 PM
                In Reply To #805
 Kiss my codpiece thou gleeking, beetle-headed bugbear
 
 The Internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn!
 
 Dude that ROCKED!
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 19, 2006, 03:43:00 PM
                Frodo first lays eyes upon mount doom:
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 My kind of pussy: http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/irresistible/9527052/detail.html
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 19, 2006, 06:19:00 PM
                In Reply To #807
 That's cat's fucked up man!
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 19, 2006, 07:39:00 PM
                In Reply To #808
 
 Police officer forgets our national anthem. Sad but can't help laughing at him as he continues to butcher it. Who asked him to sing it anyway?
 
 
 http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/forget-lyrics-anthem.wmv                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] WastedWhiteBoy on July 20, 2006, 04:55:00 PM
                That IS sad.  Even I can remember our National Anthem. Yet a police officer can't?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 20, 2006, 06:43:00 PM
                In Reply To #809
 Now THAT, is what I call sad. A police officer who can't remember the national anthem of their country is pathetic. And he can't even sing well, and considering it's a black dude, that just rubs salt into the wounds.
 
 Although it still annoys me that the tune of that song was nicked from us Brits.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 21, 2006, 12:46:00 PM
                In Reply To #811
 We did worse than that.  "God save the queen" became our song "My country tis of thee"  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Country,_Tis_of_Thee
 
 Bwa ha ha.  ALL YOUR MUSIC ARE BELONG TO US!
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 21, 2006, 01:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #812
 Oh very clever. You're using a fucking cheat from Empire Earth and saying MUSIC instead of BASES
 
 While we're on the subject, sing the first few words of Baa Baa Black sheep and then sing the first few lines of the ABC. See if you notice anything.
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 21, 2006, 03:12:00 PM
                The origin of the phrase "All your bases are belong to us" comes from a BAD Japanese video game.
 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 21, 2006, 03:26:00 PM
                In Reply To #814
 Hey, I still have that game...                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 21, 2006, 05:37:00 PM
                In Reply To #815
 Now THAT's what you call a cultgame!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 21, 2006, 06:56:00 PM
                In Reply To #816
 
 I'm pretty sure the game was hugely popular in arcades, I believe it was a bit to popular to be considered 'cult', same for the phenomenon it spawned.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 22, 2006, 12:09:00 PM
               
 This might have an impact on art some years from now...
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4044/I_O_Brush.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 22, 2006, 01:43:00 PM
                In Reply To #818
 Where can I get one of those boards?
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 22, 2006, 02:57:00 PM
                Hmmm, strange.
 
 It's more like a Digital Camera then a brush, it seems to take a snapshot of whatever it's placed on (or a short video, I assume there's a button or 2 that control which it does), then projects the image it captured onto the digital screen.
 
 Definatly interesting, though I doubt it will become mainstream.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 23, 2006, 07:59:00 AM
                In Reply To #820
 
 Does seem like a strange thing, don`t know what you could really do with that.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on July 23, 2006, 10:35:00 AM
                In Reply To #814
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19750/All_Your_Base_2.html                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Seancoon on July 24, 2006, 12:13:00 AM
                http://www.greasymoose.com/flash/horseman.html
 http://www.greasymoose.com/flash/angrydog.html
 and more at.
 
 http://www.greasymoose.com/                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 24, 2006, 12:39:00 AM
                In Reply To #823
 God, I love nonsensical flash cartoons.  I love them like Michael Jackson loves bad press.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 24, 2006, 01:53:00 AM
                In Reply To #824
 
 This guy claims he will give you $10 if he doesn't make you laugh or smile:
 
 http://johnrogers.com/amuse.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 24, 2006, 05:41:00 PM
                Check out the picture of the buiding design here: http://travel.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1824831,00.html
 
 
 
 
 Kung Fu monkeys ATTACK! http://english.people.com.cn/200607/22/eng20060722_285681.html
 
 
 
 JFK - the vampire president:  http://www.truthvendor.com/jfk.html
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on July 25, 2006, 01:09:00 AM
                In Reply To #813
 
Drahauk posted:

 In Reply To #812
 Oh very clever. You're using a fucking cheat from Empire Earth and saying MUSIC instead of BASES
 
 While we're on the subject, sing the first few words of Baa Baa Black sheep and then sing the first few lines of the ABC. See if you notice anything.
 

 
 And "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."  And don't forget that the British song we used for "The Star Spangled Banner" was a drinking song.  Come to think of it, I seem to recall hearing that the tune for "Moonlight Densetsu" (the Sailor Moon theme song) was originally a drinking song, too.  And "Happy Birthday" was brazenly stolen from a Sunday school teacher's greeting to her class: "Good Morning to Thee."  Face it, lots of stuff gets created because someone liked a tune and didn't care where it came from because it fit their words.  Are we going to get annoyed at WWII paratroopers for putting "Hell on the Risers" to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and their pilot counterparts for singing the words "The Young Aviator Lay Dying" to the tune of "My Bonny Lies over the Ocean," too?
 
 Don't get annoyed.  Feel proud that Americans like England so much that they started putting a poem about winning a battle against England to the tune of an English song!
 
 In Reply To #825
 Not impressed so far.  The card game is set up so the first card you click will always have an x (I might be impressed IRL, but not on a computer) and the mind reading is based on most people's associations with certain letters and a math problem that will always result in the number 4.  Besides, he got me wrong anyway; I was thinking of a crocodile and an eggplant in the Dominican Republic.
 Magical Trolls leaves you with a tussock without a bottom in the picture with only three.  I'll finish looking; I'll probably be asking for ten bucks.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 25, 2006, 07:57:00 PM
                In Reply To #823
 "Squiiiid!"
 
 Eat Fish again?
 
 Dude, you rock! Those cartoons rocked. This whole thread ROCKS!
 
 
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 In Reply To #827
 I will get angry because I have a right to get angry. The Americans are so lazy that they can't even be fucking bothered to fucking think up their own fucking tunes. Fucking lard-brains (Can't say lard arses as I'm talking mentally not physically). Anyone that lazy should be dragged out into the street and beaten with night sticks while people around them shout you theiving thieving thiefy thief thief who thieves things, they stole the lines of our songs!
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on July 25, 2006, 09:45:00 PM
                In Reply To #828
 They didn't steal lines, they stole a tune.  Over century and a half ago.  And it wasn't a song to begin with, so I'd say it's damned creative of some drunk people in a tavern in Baltimore to put a poem with meter as weird as "The Star Spangled Banner"'s to any music at all.  You're right, you do have a right to get angry at anything you want.  And I have the right to think you're rather silly for it.  That's all I'm saying.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 26, 2006, 12:13:00 PM
                In Reply To #829
 One: bugerit should have edited that.
 
 Two: We should have gotten the Copyrights for those tunes when we had the sodding chance.
 
 Three: As you have seen in the "How would you prepare for war" thread, I am incredibly patriotic, so what do you expect but me getting irate?
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 26, 2006, 01:40:00 PM
                In Reply To #830
 
Drahauk posted:

 In Reply To #829
 One: bugerit should have edited that.
 
 Two: We should have gotten the Copyrights for those tunes when we had the sodding chance.
 
 Three: As you have seen in the "How would you prepare for war" thread, I am incredibly <red>narrow minded</red>, so what do you expect but me getting irate?
 

 
 Fixed that for you.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 26, 2006, 02:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #831
 Four words: Eat Shit, and die!
 
 I am not narrow minded. If I were narrow minded then I would not be willing to emerse myself in the culture of the countries I visit. Just because someone is patriotic, it does not mean a person is narrow minded. It merely means that they are proud of the country they live in. I just don't like it when people steal stuff from others and seemingly try to pass it off as their own. This is not limited to those who steal from us, but anyone who people steals off.
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 26, 2006, 02:35:00 PM
                In Reply To #832
 I put narrow minded, because you are getting all worked up over a damn piece of music written quite a while ago.
 
 the last person I met that got this hot and bothered about such a simple thing was just asking for arguements wherever he went.
 
 If everyone was as bothered about this as you make out to be, I`m sure there would have been some sort of offical diplomatic complaint about it by now.
 
 Let it go, they`ve been using it for far too long to change it now.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 26, 2006, 02:41:00 PM
                In Reply To #833
 I've lasted this long without letting it go, why break the habit?
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 26, 2006, 02:43:00 PM
                In Reply To #834
 You`ll live longer.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 26, 2006, 02:51:00 PM
                In Reply To #835
 To quote Lemmy when singing the Ace of Spades
 "That's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever!"
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 26, 2006, 03:23:00 PM
                In Reply To #836
 Should we in the US complain about you quoting from Nelson Munzt?  Shouldn't you only be allowed to quote English shows?  And you never pay us for using the word "Okay".  Plus no one in the world ever pays royalties to the Wright brothers for their invention.
 
 Face it dude, of all the things in the world to get hung up about this has got to be the most trivial.  Try to find something more productive to do with your time like this guy did: http://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20060725&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=607250425&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&a  mp;maxw=490
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 26, 2006, 08:55:00 PM
                In Reply To #837
 You lost the right to Nelson when we bought the rights to the Simpsons. And what the fuck about the fucking word okay? And the Wright brothers died funking yonks afuckinggo, they aint gonna fucking need the fucking money. And I couldn't give a fuck about their descendants.
 
 I'm complaining about the use of our fucking national anthem's tune! The thing which makes any true Brit stand with pride! The very thing which the fucking ideals we have defended time and afuckingain!
 
 Ahh, I feel my unvented anger and hatred seepin away in fucking seconds.
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 26, 2006, 10:09:00 PM
               
 Translating things is soooo hard...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ChaoticDrahauk on July 26, 2006, 10:17:00 PM
                In Reply To #839
 And you say you want to leave this lovely world
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on July 27, 2006, 12:31:00 AM
                In Reply To #838
 
Drahauk posted:

 In Reply To #837
 I'm complaining about the use of our fucking national anthem's tune! The thing which makes any true Brit stand with pride! The very thing which the fucking ideals we have defended time and afuckingain!

 
 Oh.  I thought you were complaining about stealing a tune for our national anthem.  (Which we did, and it was from a British song.)  My Country 'Tis of Thee is a horrible song, and I'd much rather have sung God Save the Queen in kindergarten instead.  God, who the hell decided to put those inane lyrics to the tune of a national anthem?  I'm really gonna have to go with Drahauk on this one.  The argument got a little out of hand, but we really should have left well enough alone with that particular song.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 27, 2006, 01:03:00 AM
                In Reply To #838
 
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 The thing which makes any true Brit stand with pride!
 

 
 True Englishman you mean, for we Scots have our own anthem.
 and it`s a damn sight better than what you have.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 27, 2006, 01:22:00 AM
                In Reply To #842
 From the files or real life:
 
 This guy was so damn stupid... Tonight I found an empty digital camera box in the basement and I knew there was only one employee downstairs that day and the sticker on the box confirmed it came on today's truck. I called the suspected employee to the office, as well as the front end manager as a witness. The suspected employee's performance review was due so I had it ready, as a reason in case I was wrong.
 
 I sat the empty camera box on the desk as well as a stamp ink pad, propped open. The employee and the front end manager sat down and the employee looked at the box. I simply asked him if he knew why I was calling him to the office. Lol, he just spilled the beans right there, admitting the camera and almost $1000 in merchandise he stole at other times. I told him that he wouldn't be prosecuted if he wrote out what he did and signed itand he did it. Normally, employees caught stealing aren't prosecuted, depending on how much was stolen.
 
 In reality, I had no real proof and the police would never fingerprint a camera box because it's under $2000. What a douche... Fired.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 27, 2006, 02:42:00 AM
                In Reply To #843
 Nice work Signo.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 27, 2006, 01:24:00 PM
                In Reply To #844
 
 Okay, WTF...
 
 
 
 http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/PuppyMover.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on July 27, 2006, 03:21:00 PM
                Okay, does this piss off anybody else as much as it does me?  http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4159/384/1600/akkari-dannebrog.jpg
 
 This a picture of the maggot who took the Danish political cartoons that showed Mohamed and when this didn't anger people the way he wanted he added fake ones that were really offensive.  Here he is being evacuated from Lebanon by Danish ships after he helped stir up hate and boycotts against Denmark.  A bucket of gas and a pack of matches are all he deserves.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on July 28, 2006, 04:37:00 AM
                In Reply To #846
 
 Car reck outside my house again!
 
 http://www.e-mods.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=7
 
 Meh.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 28, 2006, 07:04:00 AM
                In Reply To #847
 
 Dude, your neighbors need to learn how to drive. I would make another comment but I fear you may know some of the people in the street so I'll restrain myself.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on July 28, 2006, 01:42:00 PM
                In Reply To #848
 
 Just flame away man. I do it all the time. Just read my comments below the images. LOL
 
 Normally the road is called College St, but I tend to call it Destruction Derby Ave.
 
 They all like to play bumper cars. I have another set of pics from a previous reck. I'll upload them too to that gallery. :P                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 28, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
                In Reply To #849
 May I recommend a metal barrier, and some spike strips outside your house?
 
 Even if it doesn`t stop the wrecks, it should at least make them more interesting.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on July 28, 2006, 01:55:00 PM
                In Reply To #850
 
 Damn you beat me to it. You're starting to sound like me.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on July 28, 2006, 02:19:00 PM
                In Reply To #850
 
The Vampire Dante.. posted:

 In Reply To #849
 May I recommend a metal barrier, and some spike strips outside your house?
 
 Even if it doesn`t stop the wrecks, it should at least make them more interesting.

 
 Good idea. wink                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 28, 2006, 02:40:00 PM
                In Reply To #851
 
Scipoten posted:

 In Reply To #850
 
 Damn you beat me to it. You're starting to sound like me.

 
 I`m much, much worse, I just don`t like showing it often.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on July 28, 2006, 03:11:00 PM
                In Reply To #853
 
 Really? We should get together and swap ideas.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 28, 2006, 09:37:00 PM
                                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 29, 2006, 01:14:00 AM
                In Reply To #849
 
Rainmoon posted:

 In Reply To #848
 
 Just flame away man. I do it all the time. Just read my comments below the images. LOL
 
 Normally the road is called College St, but I tend to call it Destruction Derby Ave.
 
 They all like to play bumper cars. I have another set of pics from a previous reck. I'll upload them too to that gallery. :P

 
 I was just gonna say the tubby lady in the swimsuit should either put some clothes on or become the new Kool-Aid mascot.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 29, 2006, 01:55:00 AM
                In Reply To #856
 
 Also: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html
 
 This is the funniest thing I've seen all year:
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 29, 2006, 09:21:00 PM
                In Reply To #857
 Holy...
 Fuckin...
 Shit.
 
 This guys reminds me of a meth addict who can't get his cheap-ass Bic lighter to work.  And I agree with you, Sig.  Funniest thing I've seen all year!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on July 30, 2006, 02:10:00 AM
                In Reply To #857
 I wonder how much worse he'd be coming off a drug addiction.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 30, 2006, 03:05:00 AM
                In Reply To #859
 Someone, please, shoot that kid, before he`s old enough to infect others with that madness.
 
 That kid is one of the reasons I despair for humanities future, it`s not the wars, disease, famine or the Apocalyse that will destroy civilisation, it`ll be a horde of children with no self control and daddy`s keyboard under their malformed little fingers...                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on July 30, 2006, 03:27:00 AM
                In Reply To #860
 
 Scary... and a bit sad.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 30, 2006, 07:16:00 AM
                Staged. He probably wanted to become the next numa numa and he might pull it off.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 30, 2006, 09:32:00 AM
                In Reply To #857
 
 Finally we get a proper translation...
 And there we have it. The perfect reason why we shouldn't let let the daemonically possessed and/or Malkavians near a computer game. Ever.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 30, 2006, 04:58:00 PM
                In Reply To #862
 
EPO Bot posted:

 Staged. He probably wanted to become the next numa numa and he might pull it off.

 
 Hmm...*rubs his chin thoughtfully* the idea has merit.
 
 Oh, and I got this one from G4...
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 30, 2006, 05:48:00 PM
                In Reply To #864
 
 Holy shit, that's just insanely dangerous!
 
 However, that's probably the best thing to come from G4 since '04 when I used to post there. That place used to be great.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 31, 2006, 03:17:00 AM
                In Reply To #865
 Actually that's the only time I've ever been to the G4 website.  I visited the site after seeing something about it on X-Play.
 
 Oh, and check this out...I fucking knew it!!!
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on July 31, 2006, 04:01:00 AM
                Can't remember if this has been posted before
 
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 31, 2006, 10:50:00 AM
                http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php
 
 I this for real? Just..WHY?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 31, 2006, 07:50:00 PM
                In Reply To #868
 Dude, the Japanese are responsible for producing some of the strangest shit this planet has ever seen.  Sometimes those strange ideas stick and become trends.  As for this particular idea...I've got nothing.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on July 31, 2006, 11:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #863
 
Crazy-Legs posted:

 And there we have it. The perfect reason why we shouldn't let let the daemonically possessed and/or Malkavians near a computer game. Ever.

 
 Try telling that to Dev/Null...
 
 In Reply To #868
 Wow.  That's gayer than Happatai.
 
 In Reply To #869
 You know, there's an actual industry for those sorts of things in Japan, and contests and books, too.  One of the requirements is the invention must do something nominally useful, but cannot do anything that's actually practically feasible.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 01, 2006, 01:54:00 AM
                In Reply To #870
 
 I'm not sure he'd be coherent enough to form a proper reply but I'm guessing he'd just infect me with schizofrenia for a week or twelve.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on August 01, 2006, 02:08:00 PM
                In Reply To #871
 Should I pass the message on for you then?  I'm already borderline schizophrenic and it might be a relief to finish going over the edge temporarily.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 01, 2006, 03:03:00 PM
                In Reply To #872
 
 You do that. I have disorders of my own to deal with.
 
 How can anyone do this?
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] *sam*43077890 on August 01, 2006, 09:46:00 PM
                In Reply To #873
  i got paint from a paintball splattered in my mouth through the mask and it tastes horrible.
 
 that guy is a real dumbass                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 02, 2006, 03:23:00 AM
                That "gay moments in videogame history" left an image to my head that I can possibly never erase. Horrible, just horrible.
 
 And that german kid. I somehow doubt that video is real, but if it is, this kid really needs help and therapy.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 03, 2006, 04:52:00 AM
                http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/index.php?id=141                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 03, 2006, 03:34:00 PM
                In Reply To #876
 
 He believes he has a civil right to be a pedophile, lol.
 
 http://www.nbc10.com/news/9621055/detail.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on August 03, 2006, 10:54:00 PM
                In Reply To #877
 I think any thread called "What the fuck!?" deserves a link to rotten.com
 
 They have an awesome line: "At least we don't show people eating babies.  Oh wait..."
 
 Obviously, the site contains some sick shit, so viewer discretion is strongly advised.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 04, 2006, 02:05:00 AM
                How do they tell who's who?
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 04, 2006, 02:21:00 AM
                In Reply To #878
 
Skyra to Hollow posted:

 In Reply To #877
 I think any thread called "What the fuck!?" deserves a link to rotten.com
 
 They have an awesome line: "At least we don't show people eating babies.  Oh wait..."
 
 Obviously, the site contains some sick shit, so viewer discretion is strongly advised.

 
 That site has been around forever, or at least since I was in high school. The first time I visited, I almost screamed when I saw a picture of a bowl filled with severed human penises. That was before everything was Photoshopped and to this day I think it was real. That site clearly isn't for everyone, lol.
 
 Also, their sister sites are pretty *good too.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 04, 2006, 08:05:00 AM
                More Japanese weirdness:
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/english-lesson.html
 
 I think it's a staged joke, BUT it still IS Japan...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 04, 2006, 01:37:00 PM
                While searching for a list of the worst games of all time I somehow ended up on this site.
 The descriptions of these games are just... well, see for yourselves...
 
 http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty10.htm
 
 Yet another argument against nuclear war:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 04, 2006, 04:37:00 PM
                Is it just me or is there a <link url="http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060729/481/03aacc6f65ae4b5e96eed2752280c6d7&g=events/wl/080601mideast;_ylt=AmY0iZ6eqmFSUDQ3Okr_Oh8UewgF;_ylu =X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on August 04, 2006, 04:42:00 PM
                Not just you, man that's odd                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on August 04, 2006, 08:05:00 PM
                In Reply To #883
 
ItBurns posted:

 Is it just me or is there a face in this flame?
 

 
 I think it's Abraham (as in the father of Isaac, founder of Israel, forefather of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam...you know the guy).  I think he's saying...
                         

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 04, 2006, 09:25:00 PM
                In Reply To #885
 
 Strangley, that strikes me as the most likely explanation...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 05, 2006, 01:19:00 AM
                I think it's Phil Collins.
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 05, 2006, 02:08:00 AM
                In Reply To #887
 
 
 Also, meet Mr. Pregnant:
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 07, 2006, 08:31:00 PM
               
 City 17 for real?
 Nope but it's still creative.
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 08, 2006, 01:27:00 AM
                In Reply To #889
 
 Holy shit, the guy shoots a flare gun at his parachute!
 
 http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=8862167842666922483                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 08, 2006, 03:04:00 AM
                Just heard about a 17 year old that popped 3 viagra for some reason and it stopped his heart.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 08, 2006, 05:21:00 AM
                In Reply To #888
 
 It's.. it's the thing (tm)!                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 08, 2006, 07:47:00 PM
                Weird statues:
 
 http://www.hogwild.net/Rants/crazy-statues.htm
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on August 08, 2006, 09:40:00 PM
                In Reply To #893
 
 I can't believe White Wolf did this:
 
 http://mu.ranter.net/rpg/sfstg.html
 
 WTF?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on August 09, 2006, 07:34:00 AM
                In Reply To #894
 
 God knows but Zidane once again
 
 
 
 Bush be Afraid. Be very Afraid!
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on August 09, 2006, 08:13:00 AM
               
Rainmoon posted:
I can't believe White Wolf did this:
 
 http://mu.ranter.net/rpg/sfstg.html
 
 WTF?

 
 Hmmm, well that explains why their 'WoD: Combat' book was so detailed. They had practice.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 09, 2006, 06:42:00 PM
                Is it me or does this cloud have a wang?
 
 http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1091105/L/
 
 Monty Python greeting cards:
 
 http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2205562
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 09, 2006, 07:53:00 PM
               
 We're doomed! Dooomed! Run!
 
 http://www.casavaria.com/sentido/science/2006/06-0802-new-universe.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 10, 2006, 01:43:00 PM
                Ah, Darwin.  No matter what the people in Kansas say there's a man in Brazil who now knows you were right:
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060809/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_brazil_grenade;_ylt=Ao9JQfX73t4yuhC5SJFJ8iGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 11, 2006, 01:57:00 AM
               
 You want fries with that?
 
 http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 11, 2006, 04:14:00 AM
                In Reply To #900
 
Crazy-Legs posted:

 
 You want fries with that?
 
 http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

 
 Fucking lol!!!
 
 
 Also, I've mentioned the Ps2 game "Guitar Hero" a couple of times. This is a video of a guy playin on expert level without looking at the screen, completely from memory!
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 11, 2006, 06:03:00 PM
                Wow, people actually eat this stuff:
 
 http://candyaddict.com/blog/top-10-grossest-candies/
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 11, 2006, 10:35:00 PM
               
 http://hopeisemo.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 12, 2006, 04:18:00 AM
                In Reply To #903
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 12, 2006, 11:14:00 PM
               
 Japan is the source of... whatever it is that fuels threads like this one...
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3392949015597074276&q=goldfish                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on August 13, 2006, 02:55:00 AM
                In Reply To #902
 I've gotta say, the only one that turns me off is the lollipops with actual bugs (which I've known about for years, but never tried; apparently there's a company in New Mexico that makes them).  The rest are, whatever the packaging, just candy.  Well, except the worse Bertie Bott's flavors, but even they're not that bad.  I'm much more turned off by some of the weird Asian candies I've tried, such as the "chocolate mint" that tasted like stale toothpaste or the thing that looked like a milk dud but, for some reason, tasted like beef.  I'll never get over that one.  Or those weird, sour Indian digestive-aid candies.  I am, however, getting used to the Indian candies made from whole spices (including cumin, fennel and fenugreek) packed into dates and covered with silver leaf (yes, you eat the silver, too.  What, you've never had Goldschlager?).  I'm discovering right now, though, that they really suck when stale.
 
 In Reply To #903
 I really hope she's not for real.  And yet, at the same time, I can't deny that she may well be.
 
 In Reply To #905
 Like I said: weirdos.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 15, 2006, 03:21:00 AM
               
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 Everything you ever wanted to know about boobs:
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 15, 2006, 04:09:00 AM
                In Reply To #907
 
 This is from "Bloodsucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh", one of my all-time favs. This is a scene when Mrs. Birdwell wants to try and quit smoking.
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 15, 2006, 04:22:00 AM
               
 I see the first example in the thread has been updated.
 Hooray. Or something along those lines. Whatever this is...
 
 http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/#                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on August 15, 2006, 09:31:00 AM
               
Crazy-Legs posted:
I see the first example in the thread has been updated.
 Hooray. Or something along those lines. Whatever this is...
 
 http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/#

 
 I'm afraid to ask, but: How did you ever find that?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 15, 2006, 02:53:00 PM
                In Reply To #910
 
 I just typed www.111111111111.com into a search engine because I was bored. The original was about Guantanamo Bay, Iraq and... Lord of the Rings? Whoever made this is kind of twisted.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] NrvnqsrChaos on August 16, 2006, 07:56:00 AM
                Admit it.  You've all had moments like this one.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on August 16, 2006, 08:10:00 AM
                In Reply To #912
 
 Haha I remember stickdeath well from years ago playing stickdeath survivor happy  God that was like in 2001, 2002 somewhere around then.
 
 You just reminded me though of a website that I visited back around that time called Dancing paul
 
 http://www.dancingpaul.com/  it isn't that bad.
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] ItBurns35309321 on August 16, 2006, 07:29:00 PM
                Seven die in toilet accident:
 
 http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1982414,00.html
 
 Inmate suffocated himself with toilet paper:
 
 http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/local/15268341.htm
 
 And you thought this happened only in the movies:
 
 Man killed in wood chipper accident:
 
 http://jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&date=8/15/2006&id=10039
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on August 16, 2006, 08:01:00 PM
                In Reply To #913
 Thanks for reminding me about Stickdeath Moocha, forgot about that place myself.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on August 16, 2006, 08:23:00 PM
               
ItBurns posted:
Seven die in toilet accident:

 
 "As they were digging the seven-metre pit, the sides of the original toilet collapsed and its contents engulfed the two men."
 
 Wow...just...wow.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on August 17, 2006, 04:42:00 AM
                Is this German? I'm not sure.
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 17, 2006, 09:54:00 AM
               
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on August 18, 2006, 05:45:00 AM
                This defines What the fuck!?
 This has got to be the sickest video I have ever seen. Very graphic. Enjoy!
 
 
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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 18, 2006, 07:53:00 AM
                In Reply To #919
 
 I was eating my tea while watching that - no effect.
 
 
 Just noticed this on the Zonealarm website in the help section:
 
 What Should I Do?  
 Your internet application may not be not working properly. In that case, stop the application, then restart it. This often fixes the problem and in that case, you will not receive this alert again. In addition, go to the Configure panel to make sure that ZoneAlarm is configured to load when Windows starts. You can also run regular checks on your machine for viruses and Trojan horses.

 
 So that means I don't have a problem right?                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on August 18, 2006, 09:25:00 AM
                In Reply To #920
 
MoonMad posted:

 In Reply To #919
 
 I was eating my tea while watching that - no effect.

 I'm so proud of you. *sniff*
 
 Just one thing. How do you 'eat' tea? Do you chew on the leaves? :P                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 18, 2006, 11:19:00 AM
                In Reply To #921
 I guess you must call it Dinner or something. The meal between Lunch and Breakfast the next morning.
 
 I've watched someone die in front of me (technically assisted by Paramedics) when I was a recruit and I enjoyed cutting up the pig heart & lungs we had in training. Still waiting for the horrific car accident with the mangled bodies - they always happen when I'm not on shift.
 
 I also can't help but feel I've seen that video before too (the bit with the plastic bag over the head in particular) - stupid deja vous.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 18, 2006, 12:29:00 PM
                In Reply To #919
 
 That was kind of sweet. And I love that song...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 18, 2006, 01:39:00 PM
                In Reply To #923
 Stop it already CL.
 There was nothing even remoteley humorous in that one. And i tought snuff movies were urban legends...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on August 18, 2006, 03:06:00 PM
                In Reply To #924
 Didn`t feel a thing. Actually I did, boredom.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on August 18, 2006, 03:52:00 PM
                In Reply To #922
 I thought tea was between lunch and supper?  And dinner is an alternate word for supper in America, but an alternate for lunch in England?
 
 In Reply To #919
 Well, I'm nauseous now.  Though I attribute that more to the fact that I haven't eaten in twelve hours than the video...  Actually, I agree with CL; the last bit was kinda sweet.  I was a bit leery about the one with the knife, though; it just seemed like it would take longer than the video to finish the job, and it would have been compositionally horrible to just keep the shot for that long then not finish it.  Good for the video that the guy had a sharp knife and some knowledge of how to use it.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on August 19, 2006, 10:36:00 AM
                In Reply To #922
 
MoonMad posted:

 In Reply To #921
 I guess you must call it Dinner or something. The meal between Lunch and Breakfast the next morning.</quote>
 Actually, in America, we call it "brunch".
 
 In Reply To #926
 <quote by="tildessmoo">
 Good for the video that the guy had a sharp knife and some knowledge of how to use it.

 That was an American soldier being beheaded, and as an American, I got a little pissed about it. Entertaining, but still pissed.
 
 [added Aug 19 2006  5:37AM]
 
 Shit. YouTube just removed the vid today a couple of hours ago. I know it was a few hours ago because I watched it then came back a few hours later looking for similar vids and the movie was gone. Oh well, I guess I can look for snuff films elsewhere if I feel like it.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 19, 2006, 11:27:00 AM
                In Reply To #926
 
tildessmoo posted:

 In Reply To #922
 I thought tea was between lunch and supper?</quote>
 
 I think you may be thinking of Afternoon Tea. Supper to us is like a snack before you go to bed. If you are referring to the meal between lunch and the snack before bed then we're on the same page.
 
 Useless Factoid #155637
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_%28meal%29  - Look at the bit about Australia.
 
 In Reply To #927
 
Scipoten posted:

 In Reply To #922
 <quote by="MoonMad">
 In Reply To #921
 I guess you must call it Dinner or something. The meal between Lunch and Breakfast the next morning.

 Actually, in America, we call it "brunch".

 
 Brunch (or morning tea) over here is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch of the same day.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] tildessmoo on August 19, 2006, 05:30:00 PM
                In Reply To #928
 Ah, I keep forgetting that the names get moved a little when you add more meals.  And I think that's what Scipoten was referring to; he just got confused by your reference to the meals breakfast and lunch (didn't notice the "the next day" part, in other words).
 
 In Reply To #927
 Well, yeah, I'm certainly not happy about that.  I split my ways of thinking more than most people; I didn't care who it was being beheaded when I wrote that because I was thinking more about the technical mechanics of it and how they could have affected the composition of the video.  When thinking about the content, I would much rather have seen that scenario happen the other way around.  Well, maybe not; then the world would have yet one more thing to point at when they talk about how much our country abuses its power.                        

 

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Title: Re: What the fuck!
Post by: [archive] Javokis on August 19, 2006, 07:59:00 PM
                In Reply To #919
 
Scipoten posted:

 This defines What the fuck!?
 This has got to be the sickest video I have ever seen. Very graphic. Enjoy!
 
 
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