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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3900 on: May 14, 2019, 10:08:34 AM »

Looks like complete wank to me

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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3901 on: May 14, 2019, 04:23:48 PM »
^^ It looks like a 5 mins of fun game that ;)
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3902 on: May 14, 2019, 05:08:28 PM »
"My wife walked in on me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was shocked the most about - me fucking her, or that the abortion clinic let me keep the fetus." (Anonimous)
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3903 on: May 15, 2019, 03:21:59 AM »
Yeah wank simulator seems like a good little joke game but it is no genital jousting
Anywhere here have another offensive joke
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3904 on: May 15, 2019, 04:54:45 AM »
"Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context."
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3905 on: May 15, 2019, 04:56:30 AM »

Looks like complete wank to me

I wonder how is going to ends

EDIT: this comment was written before the chance to see the video and basing only on the title....
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3906 on: May 31, 2019, 08:19:01 PM »
My father is Dirty Harry, my mother is Bloody Mary
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3907 on: June 01, 2019, 12:05:24 AM »
The last one somehow made think me of this scene (context: this usurer want to make clear he wants his money back and soon)
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3908 on: June 02, 2019, 05:13:15 AM »
Really bad taste games challenge: post the sickest shit you can think of.
I'll start:



RapeLay: with the protagonist out of prison for a rape attempt, the player has to plan and execute its revenge not only by ending the job but also targeting the sister and mother of the victim.
The player has also the possibility to not play this game and, instead, change sex with a grater. I prefer the latter.
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― John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos
"fuck the hole in the face"
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3910 on: July 05, 2019, 10:32:47 AM »
A man in a bar walks into a bathroom and goes to the urinals. A really small dude walks over to him and starts pissing in the neighboring urinal. Out of curiosity, the man looks over to him and realizes he has a massive dong.
It was like a massive spaceshit.
Like a gargantuan obelisk.
He was so absorbed in the image of that monumental aircraft he didn't even realized he have finished peeing a while ago.
While the dude was cleaning his hands he walks to him and says, "Um... hey, my eye dropped for a second, I didn't meant it, but how did a small guy like you get such a massive dick?" The midget replies with "Heh, nothing special: I'm a leprechaun. I just used my magic." "Well, could I have one like that too?" asks the man. "Well" says the leprechaun. "I don't do magic pro bono and I'm already wealthy, I have no interest for more money. But maybe there's something I might want.... Oh! I know what I want: I want to fuck you." The man was baffled but the leprechaun soon replied "Take all your time, I'll be in the bar the whole night."
The man, after a couple of beers, went back to the leprechaun and said he accepted the deal and he was ready. The leprechaun, satisfied, followed the man in the bathroom. The man pulled down his pants and got on the ground. The leprechaun thrusts in and starts pushing.
When he was close to come he asked the man for his name. "I-I-m Jeff!" he stutters. "I see, how old are you?" "Thirty-tw-two!" Before giving the final push, and coming like a mayonese truck exploding inside squirrel, he said smootly "And ain't you a bit too old to believe in fairytales?"
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Re: What the fuck!
« Reply #3911 on: July 21, 2019, 08:48:07 AM »
https://gunaxin.com/the-6-creepiest-twilight-inspired-products

Panties with Edward's mouth printed in the inside, a fleshlight with teeths inside the hole, sparkling dildos and a pregnant Bella's womb replica: that's some serious shit.
"Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context."
― John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos
"fuck the hole in the face"
― me