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Offline [archive] Signothorn

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The Random Thought Thread
« on: October 17, 2006, 09:32:00 PM »
                Dealing with women is like a game of cards: Jokers are wild, I have a full house but lose to a royal flush.                        

 

                                                  

Offline [archive] Umnir

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 03:19:00 AM »
                Minigun, maximum pleasure                        

 

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Offline [archive] MooCHa2

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2006, 08:14:00 AM »
                Checkered eyeball frosted supernova hermaphrodite
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  

Offline [archive] ChaoticDrahauk

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2006, 02:06:00 PM »
                Herrings are riding on the backs of pickles with spears chasing little piggies...                        

 

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Offline [archive] Starrathiel

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2006, 02:12:00 PM »
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 Hmm ..
 
 "When dealing with the law of averages, it is best to be
 a habitual offender"
 
 Or ..
 
 "Give me a place to stand and I will probably move along
 anyway"
 
 *End of Line*
 
                       

 

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 05:05:00 AM »
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Offline [archive] Janskuli

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2006, 07:32:00 PM »
                Even if you don't see it, the light is still there.                        

 

                                                  

Offline [archive] ChaoticDrahauk

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2006, 09:18:00 PM »
                When you see the Grim Reaper and a bomb in the same room, you get the fuck out of there.                        

 

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Offline [archive] NovitateAsher

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2006, 09:59:00 PM »
                ninja zen
 
 
 1) If a ninja falls in the forest and theres noone around to hear it does it make a sound...
 
 2) if you heard a ninja fall in the forest, would it be the last sound you ever hear...                        

 

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Offline [archive] MooCHa2

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2006, 11:09:00 PM »
                armadillos!!!
 
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Offline [archive] Signothorn

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2006, 04:37:00 AM »
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 If an army of ants crawled into my pants it could be bad.                        

 

                                                  

Offline [archive] Umnir

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2006, 08:06:00 AM »
                A drop won't kill you, and you cannot drown in a barrel
 -Finnish (drinking) proverb                        

 

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Offline [archive] NovitateAsher

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2006, 01:26:00 PM »
                He who laughs last, thinks slowest.                        

 

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2006, 01:37:00 PM »
                Having two ravens seems to work better than TV?                        

 

                                                  

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Re: The Random Thought Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2006, 05:15:00 PM »
                Minsk: Gorb...
 Gorb: Vat!?
 Minsk: Gorb.  Dis iz turnink into vun of dose plans... hyu know - de kind vere ve keel everybody dot notices ve's killing people?
 Gorb: It is?
 Minsk: Uh huh.  And how do dose alvays end?
 Gorb: De dirigible iz in flames, everyboddyz dead an' I've lost my hat.
 Minsk: Dot's right.  Und any plan vere you lose you hat iz?
 Gorb: A bad plan?
 Minsk: Right Again!