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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 07, 2006, 03:50:00 am
                Post things, whether it be comedy videos or funny stories you wish to share that's not covered in the WTF thread. Make us laugh.
 
 Sarah Silverman cracks me up:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on September 07, 2006, 06:11:00 am
                No one, and I mean NO ONE, can beat Criss Angel.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on September 07, 2006, 06:31:00 am
               
Azrael il Toreador posted:
its a tangled web man! and he government doesnt WANT U to know man!!!!! IM FREAKIN OUT MAN!!!!

 
 Hilarious.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 07, 2006, 07:14:00 am
                In Reply To #2
 
 okay
 that was one of the biggest WTF i have ever seen.
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on September 07, 2006, 07:50:00 am
                In Reply To #4
 
 I thought it was amusing. But then, that's my sense of humor.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 07, 2006, 10:07:00 am
                cool sense of humor
 i reply with that then
 
 http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1142851570/Chris_Angel_Reveals_His_Secrets                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on September 07, 2006, 10:41:00 am
                In Reply To #6
 It's called dark humor.
 
 Thanks for the vid. I always wondered how he did that. I have the Mind Freak DVDs. There is a lot of other things I would like to know on how he does it.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 08, 2006, 12:05:00 pm
                the purpose of the eye is to see and report to authorities when there is great threat to the president's white temple.
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 09, 2006, 01:10:00 am
                http://www.born2win.net/prikols/bankrobbermask003.wmv
 
 The people's reactions are great.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 07, 2006, 10:37:00 pm
                In Reply To #7
 
 More Sarah Silverman, this time she's roasting Pam Anderson. I can't help it, she's adorable and her jokes are so filthy.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 07, 2006, 11:38:00 pm
                In Reply To #3
 
 I TRY MANN!!!
 
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 HOW did he do that man?  and then she ran away on her hands, it made me think of the old hack n slash zombie game hunter the reckoning. awesome, totally awesome...alright angel!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 08, 2006, 03:41:00 am
                Utter weirdness...
 http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3919/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 10, 2006, 08:11:00 pm
                In Reply To #13
 
 lol..ausse humor. anyone have any british humor to add..maybe...a man dressed in woman's clothing? or... that same man being chased by a goilla and some policemen? oh benny hill...your such a sereotype...
 
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 ASK AND I SHALL RECIEVE!!
 
 http://www.stubbysquirrel.com/rtf318/project4                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 17, 2006, 02:23:00 am
                In Reply To #14
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 19, 2006, 11:57:00 am
               
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 short but very lol grin                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on September 19, 2006, 05:24:00 pm
                In Reply To #16
 
 I didn't really care for that one very much. Try this:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 20, 2006, 09:22:00 am
                nah. stuff made by retarded star wars fans who can only complain on how george lucas killed star wars legend is hardly funny.
 get a life ppl!!
 
 (i should mention upfront that my whining when bethesda kills fallout is completly different!)                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 20, 2006, 10:39:00 am
                http://www.irrompible.com/cellphones_1.wmv                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 20, 2006, 11:58:00 pm
                In Reply To #19
 
 Kindof a WTF but I laughed so hard I about fell out of my chair and had a heart attack.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 23, 2006, 11:10:00 am
               
 Haha...
 
 http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/usa-cancelled-p1.php                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 24, 2006, 12:29:00 am
                Everyone on this forum could stand to learn a little more about whats acceptable, so he's a fun and relivant video...
 
 
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 this ones for umnir.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 01, 2006, 10:41:00 pm
                In Reply To #22
 
 My favorite scene in Cannibal: The Musical
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on October 01, 2006, 11:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #23
 
 LOL! I liked the last fews seconds.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on October 04, 2006, 10:35:00 am
                The new Aussie tourism ads
 
 
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 Why wouldn't you want to come live down here :P                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on October 04, 2006, 10:53:00 pm
               
 
 nuff said.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 05, 2006, 03:47:00 am
                In Reply To #26
 
 Weird Al, need I say more?
 
 http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/white-and-nerdy.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on October 05, 2006, 07:54:00 am
                just too white nerdy.
 
 great. thx
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on October 06, 2006, 11:47:00 am
                In Reply To #27
 Speaking of Weird Al
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 15, 2006, 07:31:00 pm
                In Reply To #29
 
 http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 21, 2006, 06:55:00 am
                In Reply To #30
 
 lol...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Slaydin on October 21, 2006, 07:09:00 am
                Why Arabs throw rocks:
 
 http://bratcat.net/bratcat/videos/whyarabsthrowrocks.html
 
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 For some reason, the vid will not play in Firefox for me, only IE.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on October 22, 2006, 11:58:00 am
               
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 if you know it good if you dont... this is for you
 classic.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 25, 2006, 05:37:00 am
                In Reply To #33
 
 I don't know whay I laughed but it's so corny I couldn't help it.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on October 25, 2006, 11:16:00 am
                In Reply To #32
 The other one's better (wish I still had it) - same guy, but if I remember correctly he breaks the glass on the door when he goes flying backwards and says "Winded Bob"
 
 Some sections from a TV show here in Australia. Comedians and local celebrities get put in a costume and have to BS their way through a sketch they know nothing about:
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/55246/Thank_God_You_re_Here_Josh_Lawson.html
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/58274/Thank_God_You_re_Here_Frank_Woodley.html
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/55423/Thank_God_You_re_Here_Matthew_Newton.html                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on October 25, 2006, 08:55:00 pm
                In Reply To #35
 
 Made me laugh. (Little music video.)
 
 http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsher on October 26, 2006, 12:26:00 am
                LOL!
 
 Thatd be a good one to play between sets at a metal gig.
 
 This reminds me of duelling in Redemption. lol
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 28, 2006, 11:36:00 am
               
 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 28, 2006, 04:10:00 pm
                EDIT:
 Thanks to rainmoonies this has been moved to the proper threadie!
 
 So have a good ol shot at the true Felinoid champions of our chidhood in return!
 
 
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 P.S.:(that's the original voice actor for our lord o the cats but I think he wasnt mentioned in the credits)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on October 29, 2006, 02:41:00 am
                In Reply To #39
 
 Dude, that belongs in the 'What the Fuck?!' thread.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsher on October 29, 2006, 03:06:00 am
                I dunno man, sh*tting eels, rape videogames. WTF doesnt even cover it.
 
 now black metal thats funny
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 29, 2006, 06:04:00 am
                In reply tp #40
 
 Oops! I ll move it now but still it s kinda funny in a dramatic Imonesickoffmainglobalculturalchannelspyscho kinda way =P                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 29, 2006, 10:00:00 am
                In Reply To #42
 
 This thread makes no sense, it all belongs in the WTF thread. The thread's creator probably had the greatest of intentions but is clearly a dumbass and should suffer death by firing squad.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 29, 2006, 11:09:00 am
                Eeers,says you re the creator of-hoh hold on! I get it!
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 31, 2006, 11:05:00 pm
               
 What does he really do for a living? Haha...
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/58318/The_Daily_Show_Operation_Just_Clause.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 07, 2006, 02:52:00 am
                MAY THE FARM BE WITH YOU!
 http://www.forumplanet.com/planetvampire/topic.  asp?fid=9648&tid=1948242&p=3                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on November 11, 2006, 06:24:00 am
                Thank God You're Here is based on a simple premise; get a group of well known performers and make each walk through a door into a scene without any idea of who they are or what they're walking into. It might be an operating theatre and a simple greeting, "Thank God you're here Doctor, the patient's ready." It may be a Roman dungeon, a boardroom, a starship or a tonight show.
 
 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/32998/Thank_god_you_re_here_Shaun_Micallef.html                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 12, 2006, 10:35:00 pm
                If it wasnt for the fact that they showed it was in a set I d have thought that was a real politician right there!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on November 12, 2006, 11:47:00 pm
                If I remember correctly he was a lawyer before becoming a comedian.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsher on November 17, 2006, 05:12:00 pm
               
 lounge cover of deadth metal pffftt lmao
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 19, 2006, 08:58:00 am
               
 So beautifully sick...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 21, 2006, 09:22:00 pm
                In Reply To #51
 
 A couple clips from one of my favorite shows of all time. A decent portion of my humor came about after watching this show.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 24, 2006, 12:41:00 am
               
 An all time classic returns:
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4046220309038527780                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 24, 2006, 04:38:00 pm
                Just found this in another boardie...
 HURRAYYY FOR THE ALLMIGHTY POWER OF SOFT GREASE TISSUE AND/OR SOFT ELASTIC SILICON!!!!
 http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/4667/Girls_Charity_Gift                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 26, 2006, 07:39:00 pm
                In Reply To #55
 
 This made me think of CL's humor...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on November 26, 2006, 07:45:00 pm
                In Reply To #55
 
 
 
 Be more like C-L. Save a kitten.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on November 26, 2006, 09:46:00 pm
                In Reply To #56
 
 I killed two today.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 27, 2006, 12:10:00 am
                In Reply To #56
 
 No matter what I say, there is no good comeback to that insult that won't result in humiliation.
 Oh well. I might as well get it over with...
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 27, 2006, 12:13:00 am
                I'm a dog guyser,so I guess It's off ta wanking!
 
 
 But then again,it's more fun when ya shoot em in the arse with a BB gun                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 27, 2006, 07:31:00 am
               
 Conventional wisdom would put this in the other thread but I'll post it here. A friend of mine sent me a whole bunch of pages to cheer me up a while back.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on November 27, 2006, 07:37:00 am
                In Reply To #59
 
 Nah, dogs are stupid slaves! They are loud, need attention and are filthy.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 27, 2006, 08:55:00 am
                NOt entirely Umnirs!MIne eats emoticons for example!
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsher on November 27, 2006, 08:55:00 am
                Ah johNEE the homicidal maniac, lol my woman loves the comics.
 
 I have to side with dogs myself.
 
 Theyre more dependant on us, but we get more back from them.
 
 We have to give them attention like a child and wash them etc... but theyre loyal til death. A dog will protect your family (because it views them as its pack) will protect your home (because it views your home as its territory)
 They give unconditional affection, theyre used for herding, hunting, rehabilitation and tracking.
 
 They were a huge part of survival in centuries gone by and just because they dont entirely fit in to our modern idea of civility doesnt mean that they havent earned our respect.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 27, 2006, 09:20:00 am
                ITt's true,aside from the fact that I can read my dog's signals attitudes and odor changes we share many traits in common,we drool with our tongue when we're tired or see a hot female,we can differntiate different odors,and we can both smell menstrual secretions from afar!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on November 27, 2006, 09:49:00 am
                I hate sausage dogs. I can't remember the breed.
 
 Anyway that stems from being 8 years old and getting bitten by one nearly everyday on the ankles on the way to school for around 5 years. It used to cut my ankles. It god damn hurt.
 
 It would lie in wait for me(God I'm sure of it) till one day I booted it that hard in the head it could have won an olympic medal for Britain in gymnastics with all the flips it did.
 
 Did it ever do it again? No way! It avoided me like the plague from that day on. Infact it would go in the  opposite direction. If it seen me.
 
 Not a thing I'm proud off but it needed doing plus I was a kid.
 
 However I do like dogs. I'm especially fond of the husky.
 
 
 
 Regards...
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 28, 2006, 01:19:00 am
                Smoke one with the God of thunder!
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on November 28, 2006, 03:18:00 am
                In Reply To #66
 
 Well, I admit that dog loyalty is admirable, but I simply see the cats more comfortable to be around with. But I certainly understand why dog owners like the unconditionable love of dog.
 
 But that is why I like cats; they are independent and they still have their "beast" close to them. Acquiring their love doesn't come without questions.
 
 What a clicé, I know.
 
 and BTW: I don't hate dogs really, I just don't like them that much.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 30, 2006, 10:40:00 pm
                Here is proof that you can like Dogs AND cats and even have em work together for fun & profit!
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on November 30, 2006, 10:50:00 pm
                In Reply To #67
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 In Reply To #66
 
 But that is why I like cats; they are independent and they still have their "beast" close to them. Acquiring their love doesn't come without questions.</quote>
 
 It's called cupboard Love.
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on December 01, 2006, 03:21:00 am
                In Reply To #68
 
 Well, maybe my language is a bit harsh at the times.. but they are a bit too loud at times. grin                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 01, 2006, 04:29:00 am
                In Reply To #70
 
 Classic Chris Farley sketch, still one of the funniest moments I ever watched on live T.V.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 04, 2006, 02:11:00 am
               
 Just because I'm such an utter nerd.
 This will only make sense to Guild Wars players:
 
 The Perverted Warrior.
 
 W/Me
 1.) Tease
 2.) "On Your Knees!"
 3.) Drunken Blow
 4.) Symbolic Posture
 5.) Frenzy
 6.) "To The Limit!"
 7.) Penetrating Blow
 8.) Final Thrust
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 04, 2006, 02:28:00 am
                In Reply To #72
 
 Sounds like childbirth.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on December 04, 2006, 04:22:00 am
                In Reply To #72
 Damn, I`d forgotten about those commands, no wonder I never join a warrior group.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsher on December 05, 2006, 02:10:00 am
                White and Nerdy By wierd all
 
 
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 BTW this show isnt a joke, the host Tim Westwood is REALLY cool. hes been a famous Hip Hop Dj for a decade. it might have been him in the White and Nerdy Vid LOL                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 06, 2006, 01:49:00 am
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 06, 2006, 12:49:00 pm
                *sound of fuse being lit*
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4296
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 06, 2006, 01:32:00 pm
                Ya know what be funnier than bigots?Bigots who pretend to hate other bigots and want to be liberal.
 Im not gonna jump eres sayin PRAISE BE THE METAL! n all that.
 
 BUt I could also write from the perspective of a rapper and say "Yo nigga,blues is a buncho o granpas cryin that they got served by their bitchez"
 
 Or from a classic rock manager from the seventies and say "Jazz?When you make something vaguely musical that you have no fucking idea what it is,it automatically becomes jazz"
 
 Oors I could take the very popular if not so very original (before Xtasis we had LSD N heroine n coke n my granma's tea!=D) raver approach and say "Muuuuuuaaaaazzaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkk!" :P
 
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 Footnotey:
 The fella who read the article doesnt reallys eem to have listened a wide array of metal musicians and seems to have stuck more to the widely known names than the material themselves,there are plenty o metal songies that don t sport a guyser screamin at the top o their lungs or a bunch o people with wigs playing alongside an orchestra (o course if bono did that every 36 year old penpusher webmag would be praising U2 daring to expand their musical repertoire).
 Voice wise,Bruce Dickinson has many good songs both in 'is solo career as in Iron maiden that don t involve 67 minute guitar solos or a long shouting aaaaah =p
 
 ...
 
 (Wows I wrote all thats?)
 Anyways in the end,you can prefer certain types o music or not,but ultimately it s yer mood who wil decides =S                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsher on December 06, 2006, 02:22:00 pm
                The article is pure personal opinion, the whole argument is circular reasoning.
 
 1) he begins by saying metal isnt music
 
 2) he concludes metal guitar players arnt the best technical players in the world because metal isnt music
 
 Dr. David Thorpe Dr.... the man is a mental midgit and probably living in his moms basement.
 To prove it heres some shite rap:
 
 
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 If you can find anything more dorky and musically pointless then that Ill find out where Dr. Davids father put his virginity when he took it that dark fatefull whiskey fulled night and make him give it back.
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 06, 2006, 02:25:00 pm
                Stick with the best,Dont be the rest!
 
 <red>JOIN THE HANDLEBAR TASK FORCE AND MAKE YOUR BROTHERS PROUD!</red>
 http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/
 If you play your cards right,one day you too may sport such a fine mustache
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 06, 2006, 06:13:00 pm
                lol indeed!
 
 It's something awful, folks. They mean nothing they say.
 
 Personally, i think everything about metal is histerically hilarious.I couldn't live in a world without headbangers!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 06, 2006, 06:43:00 pm
                In Reply To #78
 
 Actually, he's not being serious.
 It's satire. Entertainment. Intentional bigotry for the sake of amusement. I love metal and I thought it was pretty funny.
 I can't help but feel that I've read that somewhere else, though...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsher on December 06, 2006, 06:55:00 pm
                ah ok then, I looked for a site description but didnt find it. I thought it was either an OAP forum or a posh trendy type forum.
 
 Still ive been waiting for a reason to post that guy lip synching to Ice-T hehe                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 07, 2006, 05:41:00 pm
                I hadn't heard about "sword swingy glory metal", but the discription alone made me a fan.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 07, 2006, 06:29:00 pm
                http://www.forty-two.nl/
 
 Look for tha "We're all just monkeys" lil video!
 
 Oddly enough not only be this funny n very seriousie at the same timey,it applies to a little spectre that from time to time passes dragging his noisy noisy petty chains among the shades of ages...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 23, 2006, 02:42:00 am
                In Reply To #85
 
 Okay, so this baby seal walks into a club...
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 23, 2006, 03:30:00 pm
                N here's one of me role models along with pinky n the brain in the nineties (funny how after 1997 all media creativity seemed to av finally kicked the buckets!)
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 10, 2007, 10:22:00 pm
                In Reply To #87
 
 http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1167996631/Spider_Experiment                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on January 11, 2007, 01:34:00 am
                WATCH THESE!
 
 SATAN SHOESHOPPING!
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/shoesouls.html
 
 A CLASSIC!
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/peanutbutter.html
 
 POLITICAL!
 http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/endofworld.html
 
 I DONT KNOW!
 http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/schfiftyfive.html
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 11, 2007, 02:07:00 am
                Yayyyyyyyssss nothin beats smokin blonde raisisn watching the footwearin semantics o the prince o darkness,along the bandwagon o St Andreas n schiftyshcive songs!
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 14, 2007, 12:22:00 pm
               
 Clip from Clerks II
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 14, 2007, 02:00:00 pm
                In Reply To #91
 You can find better versions of this discussion on practically every single forum on line.
 
 Now, two goths comparing the sexyness of Lucita with that of Victoria Ash...THAT would have been very deeply nerdy.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 14, 2007, 04:56:00 pm
                In Reply To #92
 
 Lucita, hands down. Victoria is to...classic.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on January 14, 2007, 05:23:00 pm
                Mistake, ignore                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on January 15, 2007, 08:08:00 pm
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsherII on January 15, 2007, 08:26:00 pm
                that show makes me crave immortality. Id rather be 202 drooling on my shirt and shitting myself then working there                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on January 15, 2007, 09:42:00 pm
                i would definatly apply for disasters...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on January 16, 2007, 12:39:00 am
                In Reply To #97
 
 http://www.e-mods.net/videos/snowslide.wmv
 
 Hehe                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 16, 2007, 07:28:00 pm
                In Reply To #98
 New WOW expansion was released. He must be feeling lucky.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 16, 2007, 08:22:00 pm
                To that gamey come back I shoulds?
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsherII on January 18, 2007, 06:50:00 pm
                In Reply To #101
 hahaha! the evil
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 18, 2007, 07:59:00 pm
                In Reply To #101
 
 WHEEEEEEEEEES!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on January 18, 2007, 07:11:00 am
                http://ziza.ru/2006/10/25/No_Time_For_Nuts.html                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on January 19, 2007, 05:06:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 20, 2007, 04:23:00 am
                N to have funs a lil bits o the stuffs most clasic!
 
 
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 Hail the old king o plush baby!
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 21, 2007, 12:31:00 am
                In Reply To #105
 
 Interview with a vampire
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 21, 2007, 05:13:00 am
                FINALLYS NOW ME TOYS CAN BE GETTIN SOME SERIOUS PSI BATTLES!
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsherII on January 22, 2007, 08:53:00 pm
               
 
 Owwww! lol                        

 

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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 23, 2007, 04:18:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsherII on January 23, 2007, 04:53:00 am
                That will teach him to sell shitty low quality swords. lol
 
 And the best thing about these practice Katanas is... ...if your a moron... ...it slices your arm off so you cant play with swords anymore. idot proof.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on January 23, 2007, 05:07:00 am
                In Reply To #108
 
 Hahah, I saw that once. It should be showed on every site that sells crappy low quality stainless steel katanas. Just too hilarious!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NovitateAsherII on January 24, 2007, 05:57:00 am
                If youve ever tried writing a song, this will be familiar lol
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on January 25, 2007, 02:47:00 am
               
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 yoga vs kung-fu.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 25, 2007, 03:25:00 am
                I be wantin ta bend like thats!
 (Yogi man should av won in the ends!)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 25, 2007, 03:37:00 am
                In Reply To #111
 
 Oh god yes. Very true.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on January 25, 2007, 03:39:00 am
                In Reply To #113
 
 Super glued his ass to the floor. LOL                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on January 25, 2007, 08:41:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 25, 2007, 10:14:00 am
                In Reply To #116
 
 American idol audition. Nuff said.
 
 http://thatvideosite.com/video/3885                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on January 25, 2007, 12:19:00 pm
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on January 25, 2007, 08:45:00 pm
                I want one happy
 
 http://www.controlarms.org/teleshop/
 
 Regards...
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 25, 2007, 10:14:00 pm
                In Reply To #119
 
 Just saw that yoga vs kung fu video, lol!!!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on January 25, 2007, 11:05:00 pm
                http://www.cafeoflifepikespeak.com/Videos/Licensed%20To%20Pill.swf
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 26, 2007, 04:14:00 am
                Awful truth I be forced ta sees everydays!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on January 27, 2007, 05:39:00 pm
                This guy is a special kind of stupid.  The "best of" part at the end had me rolling. (yay, I get to use the banana icon!)
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 30, 2007, 03:25:00 am
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on January 30, 2007, 08:43:00 am
                Hey guys, I found him!
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on January 31, 2007, 11:57:00 pm
                this might belong on the happy thread...
 
 
 # of girls that have offered me Oral in the last 24 hours: 3.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on February 01, 2007, 12:07:00 am
                In Reply To #126
 
 *Rolls eyes*
 
 Hmph.. yeah but I had 2 nurses invite me to a threesome once.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 01, 2007, 12:18:00 am
                In Reply To #127
 
 Azrael 3
 
 Javokis 6
 
 two...NURSES!? well, color me impressed...(nurses are worth 3pts each)                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on February 02, 2007, 11:58:00 am
                The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a
 survival weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises
 the trainer tells them that their next objective is to go down into the woods
 and catch a rabbit, returning with it ready to skin and cook.
 
 Night falls...
 
 
 First up - the SAS. They don infrared goggles, drop to the ground and
 crawl into the woods in formation. Absolute silence for 5 minutes,
 followed by the unmistakable muffled "phut-phut" of their trademark silenced
 "double-tap". They emerge with a large rabbit shot cleanly between the eyes.
 
 "Excellent!" remarks the trainer.
 
 Next up - the Para 's. They finish their cans of lager, smear themselves
 with camouflage cream, fix bayonets and charge down into the woods,
 screaming at the top of their lungs. For the next hour the woods ring
 with the sound of rifle and machine-gun fire, hand grenades, mortar bombs and
 blood curdling war cries. Eventually they emerge, carrying the charred
 remains of a rabbit.
 
 "A bit messy, but you achieved the aim; well done", says the trainer.
 
 Lastly, in go the Coppers, walking slowly, hands behind backs whistling
 Dixon of Dock Green. For the next few hours, the silence is only broken
 by the occasional crackle of a walkie-talkie "Sierra Lima Whisky Tango Fanta
 One, suspect headed straight for you..." etc. After what seems an eternity,
 they emerge escorting a squirrel in handcuffs.
 
 "What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the incredulous trainer,
 "Take this squirrel back and get me a rabbit like I asked you five hours
 ago!".
 
 So back they go. Minutes pass. Minutes turn to hours, night drags on
 and turns to day. The next morning, the trainer and the other teams are
 awakened by the police, holding the handcuffed squirrel, now covered in bruises,
 one eye nearly shut.
 
 "Are you taking the p*ss!!??" asks the now seriously irate trainer.
 
 
 The police team leader nudges the squirrel, who squeaks: "Alright,
 alright, I'm a f*ckin' rabbit!"
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 02, 2007, 10:06:00 pm
                In Reply To #129
 
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 03, 2007, 01:41:00 am
               
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 a trip down memory lane...XD                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Tessera72751098 on February 03, 2007, 01:56:00 am
                <white>This one always gives me a chuckle...</white>
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 08, 2007, 08:14:00 pm
                Sheep in the big city.
 
 
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 Without a doubt the most underrated show of all time.
 
 i wish i had a clip of General Lee Outrageous and Private Par-tay. that was my favorite episode...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 10, 2007, 01:23:00 am
                In Reply To #133
 
 Old Greg, WTF?
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 10, 2007, 06:24:00 pm
                With my spear and magic helmet!
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 10, 2007, 06:38:00 pm
                In Reply To #133
 
 Heys that was one o me favorite shows of time as wholes!
 N I wanna be a private public when I grows ups!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 10, 2007, 07:21:00 pm
                it was a fantastical show. i mean come on.
 
 "Bring in the dancing Centaurs!"
 
 *Bunch of guys in buisness suits come out and start dancing badly*
 
 "NO! not dancing senators! Cen-taurs"
 
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 or even better
 
 General Specific: so what sorts of coffee do you sell here?
 
 Private Public: Well sir, we have a brand new flavor called Coffeechino. It combines the great taste of coffee, with the fun taste of cappuccino.
 
 General Specific: Um...but cappuccino IS coffee!
 
 Private Public: Yes! And Coffeechino is BOTH!
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 10, 2007, 07:45:00 pm
                N I loved this ones,methinks some gravitational pressure defined in muddy values most lustfuls knowns as crush on lady anaconda I had when less passings of Janos I hads on me back!
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 12, 2007, 12:18:00 am
                In Reply To #138
 
 god, i hated that show. that girl speach patterns of never using consonants and always saying peoples whole names pissed me off. plus it was on the disney channel (i have a running issue with the production staff in their studio, ill spare you the details). although, she was like me in that i too make up cutsie pet names for my enemies.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 12, 2007, 01:56:00 am
                Ye knows that tone most strained o voice just wants you o go over to the halls of recording and dionisus honor with that voice actress forgettin bout ages,rules,perception n dignitys!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 13, 2007, 07:04:00 am
                In Reply To #140
 http://vids.craveonline.com/videos/00003738/top_gear__attacked_by_rednecks.html
 
 Shit was bound to hit the fan, but redneck frenzies are still creeping me out.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on February 13, 2007, 10:54:00 pm
                Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.
 
 I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!â€?, and possibly have a small present for me.  As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.â€?
 
 I thought...Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids....They will remember.
 
 My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
 
 As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! “
 
 It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
 
 I worked until one o’clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.â€? I said, “Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day.  Let’s go!â€?
 
 We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go.  She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.  We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
 
 On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day...We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?â€?
 
 I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?â€?
 
 She said, “Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.â€?
 
 After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “ Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.â€?
 
 Ã¢â‚¬Å“Ok,â€? I nervously replied.
 
 She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .
 
 Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday.
 
 And I just sat there…
 
 On the couch…
 
 Naked.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 19, 2007, 02:20:00 am
                In Reply To #142
 
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 And I just sat there…
 
 On the couch…
 
 Naked.

 
 
 
 Also: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the funniest video of the year thus far:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 19, 2007, 02:26:00 am
                eeps!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 21, 2007, 10:13:00 pm
                OH MY GOD....
 
 the more times you watch this...the funnier it is...shes TRYING to say "sparkling wiggles" but apparently her parents caught on to the fact that thats not EXACTLY what it sounded like....
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on February 23, 2007, 11:10:00 pm
                This makes me smile every time I see it:
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on February 25, 2007, 08:33:00 am
                http://video.interia.pl/obejrzyj,film,35742,sortuj,t,st,dziewczyna,pozycja,240,Internetowa_kamerka
 
 internet is for porn song done by real people.
 much better than this wow one.
 
 plus this made me laugh and i don't know why
 http://video.interia.pl/obejrzyj,film,35737,sortuj,t,st,dziewczyna,pozycja,241,Kocham_tenis
 
 second edit:
 http://video.interia.pl/obejrzyj,film,32074,sortuj,t,st,dziewczyna,pozycja,296,SAMO_OBRONA
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 27, 2007, 12:51:00 am
                Dunnos if ye prowlers o the nightly halls o text,blood n unmaterial weavin webs of silk into marvel comics bes but here bes some stuffie I found eres,wich callin I be The *Crackeds* Millar codey!
 
 http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/298916.html
 http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/298916.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on February 28, 2007, 10:30:00 am
               
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 please excuse me but i will allow myself to laugh hysterically
 
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 01, 2007, 03:46:00 am
                Just can stops listenin ta this songie!
 
 http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-Island-A-pirate-I-was-meant-to-be
 
 oh n fer kickies:
 
 http://www.videosift.com/video/SimpsonsFamily-Guy-Parody-On-Religion
 
 
 
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 Somone bump this threadie fer mes!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 04, 2007, 12:13:00 am
                http://www.bitsofnews.com/content/view/5345/2/
 
 just lol                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 04, 2007, 12:35:00 am
               
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 04, 2007, 01:00:00 am
                hehehe sthat be why I stoppeds at times most earlys ta message myspace lassies iwth isometric shots tongue                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 04, 2007, 01:18:00 am
                dear el gostro.
 
 you are making less sense than usual.
 
 Sincerely yours
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 04, 2007, 01:32:00 am
                That be cuz it be Saturday n I aint got nowhere ta goes!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on March 04, 2007, 01:42:00 am
                In Reply To #153
 
 THREE FUCKING TIMES have i accidently hooked up with a fat/otherwise undesirable girl thanks to myspace and those fucking angle shots....ive learned MY lesson.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 04, 2007, 01:46:00 am
                so trim you hair
 http://www.piercemattie.com/blogs/2006/11/mangrooming_shaving_private_ry.html                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on March 04, 2007, 01:50:00 am
                In Reply To #152
 
Crazy-Legs posted:

 ...Snip...

 
 Lol, beware: quite possibly a ninja.
 
 
 Hahaha...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on March 04, 2007, 02:20:00 am
                In Reply To #157
 
Warlock 42283596 posted:

 so trim you hair
 http://www.piercemattie.com/blogs/2006/11/mangrooming_shaving_private_ry.html

 
 trimmed it!
 
 http://www.forumplanet.com/planetvampire/topic.asp?fid=9648&tid=1780201                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 05, 2007, 12:44:00 pm
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on March 07, 2007, 12:38:00 am
                Moocha doesnt know it yet, but i just ruined his day...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on March 07, 2007, 12:44:00 am
                In Reply To #161
 
 No you didn't. I never click links sent via pm happy
 
 Jokes on you LoL
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on March 07, 2007, 12:48:00 am
                In Reply To #162
 
 if you had, it would've synced PERFECTLY with that post. you ruined it with your COWARDICE!!!! XD i kid. it IS a funny link though.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on March 07, 2007, 12:55:00 am
                In Reply To #163
 
 http://www.boyakasha.co.uk/pages/media.htm
 
 Ali G used to be quite LoL stuff.
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 10, 2007, 10:25:00 am
                GO GO EMO RANGERS!!
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on March 13, 2007, 03:17:00 am
                In Reply To #165
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on March 13, 2007, 03:57:00 pm
                In Reply To #166
 
 lmfao!
 
 Oh god, that's so dodgy!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 13, 2007, 08:06:00 pm
                http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigbest.pl
 Jumping Fuhrer felines!
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on March 13, 2007, 11:28:00 pm
                In Reply To #168
 
 Star Wars Rap.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on March 13, 2007, 11:31:00 pm
                In Reply To #169
 
 I posted the first laetly in the starwars thread...
 
 It's good though.
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on March 13, 2007, 11:33:00 pm
                In Reply To #170
 We have a stars Wars thread? Never noticed...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on March 13, 2007, 11:36:00 pm
                In Reply To #171
 
 If you can call it that. It was more of a lightsaber poll though.
 
 http://www.forumplanet.com/planetvampire/topic.asp?fid=9648&tid=2012749
 
 Regards...
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on March 14, 2007, 12:00:00 am
                In Reply To #172
 Oh, that one, Yeah.
 
 Forget about that. Thanks anyway. (Memories getting bloody worse these days. I need a vacation).                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 14, 2007, 11:57:00 pm
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on March 15, 2007, 11:19:00 pm
                gostro thinks i think hes a child predator.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 16, 2007, 12:03:00 am
                Of course on children I be feedin,but careful one must bes,for though nutritious,many fats their bodies be carryins!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on March 16, 2007, 10:40:00 am
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 18, 2007, 01:43:00 am
                The spirit o every wooden framework o debate n even mine eyes some of these happenings in flesh,bone and glass perceived!
 http://slangdesign.com/rppr/flamewar2.mp3                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 20, 2007, 04:37:00 am
                http://users.telenet.be/leukelinks/flash/queen.htm                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 23, 2007, 10:22:00 pm
                Me new favorite sportsie!
 
 
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 N this be really funs!
 
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 N last but not the least,A shaolin like this fella I want ta bes!!!!
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Vongetta on March 25, 2007, 02:36:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 26, 2007, 11:25:00 am
                In Reply To #181
 
 Max Headroom pirates a CBS television station in 1987. Yeah, just watch it.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 26, 2007, 08:06:00 pm
                An example to be followed if the inferior rear spanking taken out of the proposition be!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on March 28, 2007, 01:56:00 pm
                                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 29, 2007, 02:32:00 am
                Speechless I be at the wisdom infinite of the most dynamic n sexually questionable duo...
 
 http://members.tripod.com/~AdamWest/b-lectur.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 29, 2007, 03:28:00 am
                In Reply To #185
 Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
 Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."
 
 are they all true?
 
 edit: probably:
 
 Batman: "Nobody wants war."
 Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours."
 Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 29, 2007, 01:06:00 pm
                In Reply To #186
 
 Kermit's rendition of NIN "Hurt".
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 29, 2007, 09:57:00 pm
               
Warlock 42283596 posted:
Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years.

 
 So true.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on March 31, 2007, 01:10:00 pm
                http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370944                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 31, 2007, 02:44:00 pm
               
NYC_Boardie posted:

 
 You haven't noticed El Gostro's avatar looks like the flag of an alternate universe where pet doggies start their own fascist Nazi Nation, stormtrooper.
 

 
 
 
 Discovered by the near Deathly minds of the eldest's craddle my scheme has been!
 
 BEHOLD THE LATEST LAUNCH OF MY CELESTIAL CONTROL CAMPAIGNS!
 
 
 
 
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 This I be puttin in me bible!
 
 http://www.boasas.com/?c=758                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 07, 2007, 03:15:00 pm
               
 Oh the irony...
 
 http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on April 08, 2007, 12:22:00 pm
                http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on April 09, 2007, 02:19:00 am
                Fire Fart
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6304447980554417691
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on April 09, 2007, 10:29:00 am
                In Reply To #193
 
 I read it as "fine art"
 
 was a bit surprised when it actually started.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on April 09, 2007, 05:21:00 pm
               
 "Well, great! Every year the same. As soon we are coloured, these idiots appear..."                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on April 10, 2007, 03:24:00 am
                It bes the KKKinder surprissen brigade!
 
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 just did these thinges ta tease someones!
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 10, 2007, 01:28:00 pm
                "Joseph!!"
 
 "No!! Don't go!!"
 
 
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 You know nothing of gaming if you haven't seen this godawful intro at least once.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on April 10, 2007, 10:32:00 pm
                I remembers I wanted a beret  fer a long timey afterwards!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on April 11, 2007, 01:36:00 am
                In Reply To #197
 
 Hey! I loved that intro.
 
 [edit]
 
 What was I thinking?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 12, 2007, 07:22:00 am
                Someone at work tried to play a practical joke on me by sending a box of cadbury favorites with the chocolates taken out of the wrappers and replaced with tissues. I ended up putting them in the staff room with a "please take one sign" next to it. I wish I set up a camera - apparently a fair amount of people were caught out. One person decided the chocoaltes had melted (without examining the packets) and put them in the fridge for later - it took me an hour to get over it                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 12, 2007, 07:55:00 am
                In Reply To #197
 
 Wesker always had such a silly haircut...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 12, 2007, 12:03:00 pm
                In Reply To #201
 They turned it brown in the remake.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 12, 2007, 09:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #202
 
 That is in no way an improvement.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 13, 2007, 03:07:00 am
                In Reply To #203
 
 Cosplay Interrupted.
 
 
 
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 Serves them right, pansies.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 13, 2007, 07:24:00 am
                In Reply To #204
 One day, i got to go to Japan and Korea to check all the madness out myself.
 
 There may also be a 0.001 % chanse i can win the heart of a local girl.
 
 And not a fourteen year old schoolgirl, you pervs!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 13, 2007, 11:10:00 am
                In Reply To #205
 
 Wear something brown.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 13, 2007, 11:48:00 am
                In Reply To #206
 
 ...
 
 I don't get it.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 13, 2007, 06:16:00 pm
                In Reply To #207
 
 I just felt like bossing you around...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 13, 2007, 06:41:00 pm
                In Reply To #208
 
 You two chasing each other after all these years, how romantic.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 j/k                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on April 13, 2007, 06:45:00 pm
                Fer the good ol nites!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 13, 2007, 07:11:00 pm
                In Reply To #210
 
El Gostro posted:

 Fer the good ol nites!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 Also:
 
 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2422959                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 18, 2007, 09:49:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRussian36 on April 18, 2007, 10:39:00 pm
                I am putting this video here...because it makes me laugh.
 
 It's the Virginia Tech killer ranting about how much he hates rich people.
 
 
 This waste of human flesh deserved to be tortured.  Tortured for hours upon hours upon hours.
 
 Why am I posting it here?  Like I said, it makes me laugh to see/hear him reading off of a script; his acting is atrocious, and he sounds like a Korean Napolean Dynamite.
 
 Yeah, I said it.
 
 
 He sounds like Napoleon fucking Dynamite.
 
 
 http://us.video.aol.com/?pmmsid=1891004                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 18, 2007, 10:45:00 pm
                In Reply To #213
 
BlackRussian36 posted:

 
 
 
 This waste of human flesh deserved to be tortured.  Tortured for hours upon hours upon hours.
 

 
 hoooo boy...no comment.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRussian36 on April 18, 2007, 11:22:00 pm
                In Reply To #214
 
 
 You disagree?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 18, 2007, 11:38:00 pm
                In Reply To #215
 
 Juan-Claude Van Damme gets an erection on a T.V. show.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 19, 2007, 01:01:00 am
                In Reply To #215
 
 to the pms.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on April 19, 2007, 01:18:00 am
                In Reply To #216
 
 just amazing. priceless.
 i cannot describe how great that was.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRussian36 on April 19, 2007, 01:40:00 am
                In Reply To #217
 
 Agreed.
 
 And PM sent.
 
 Although I still find him funny.
 
 Napoleon Dynamite...I can just hear him saying "Tater Tots."                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] xNovitatexAsherx on April 19, 2007, 01:55:00 pm
                jeez I was sure Van Damme was Gay too. He must just be VERY hollywood.
 
 Zap brannigans very sexy learning disability.
 Funniest part is this reminds me of me
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 19, 2007, 05:18:00 pm
                dave chapelle's cribs.
 
 
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 HEY MTV! come on in ya broke mutha fuckas!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on April 20, 2007, 09:51:00 am
                Got kickeds by VIP staff in Avril Lavigne's summonnin in the mansion of wailing damsel wares,pretty funny cuz many not very lighthearted jokes in voice definitely not low with my companion I was making in the forgotten lore section (back o the stagey!),peculiarly  after showing my most classical and horrid grin of merry joy to her consort.
 
 This under urban motherly woman comes n delivers us a message and request of space neccesities in the section to which I reply in what sense I can muster
 
 
 "Oh SUUUUURE,our shift is over anyway!"
 -Thanks
 "No proooblem-BITCH"
 
 It be funs when ye got a staff medallion of local stadium player that denies lower charms
 
 
 
 
 PS:Mademoiselle Lavigne is very unminiding of common ethics,cleaning one's pits below the arms in public be most disrespectful!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on April 21, 2007, 03:47:00 am
                lol or not to lol
 this is fucking cool
 http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 21, 2007, 04:45:00 am
                In Reply To #223
 
 A guy getting interviewed on dutch T.V. after accidentally getting his testicles removed.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] xNovitatexAsherx on April 24, 2007, 11:41:00 am
                Holy FUCK! Accidentally, Im amazed he hasnt accidentally shot the fkers.
 
 
 This! is THE funniest most patronising cartoon ever.
 Captain Planet saves belfast LOL
 
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 Wait look at that lad! someone let a hun in the estate. Paisley, its the Huns tartan LOL!
 
 Is that dried flowers I smell or did someone let a catholic into our territory! (popery - pot pourri geddit!) lmao
 
 Thats right we are all obsessed with religion... ...if only captain planet had come along sooner and told us to open bakeries wed have had peace long ago. Damn our ignorant potato eating ignorance pfffttt...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 24, 2007, 05:28:00 pm
                oh yes comrade, im going there...
 
 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/11/borat-soundboard.html
 
 very nice...                        

 

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Post by: [archive] BlackRussian36 on April 24, 2007, 05:33:00 pm
                In Reply To #226
 
 
 Greatest television show ever.  Fantastic comedy.
 
 Cohen's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
 
 I can't wait for Bruno.
 
 Edit:  HOLY CRAP!  I just realized what the link was...Az, you rule!
 
 That's fantastic!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 24, 2007, 05:39:00 pm
                knew youd like it.
 
 favorite line: "im asking this because, not long ago i suffered a very bad gypsy attack. they take, my wife, and my horse, they touch him in a very bad way, he become depressed...                        

 

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Post by: [archive] BlackRussian36 on April 24, 2007, 05:41:00 pm
                In Reply To #228
 
 
 That episode was fantastic.
 
 "Ehh...my wife is scared...ehh....of the man with a chocolate face."                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 24, 2007, 05:47:00 pm
                fashion people are so retarded. they're heads are just up their ass...
 
 
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 ...says PV's resident fashion person. XD
 
 [added Apr 24 2007  1:08PM]
 
 my new favortie thing in the whole internet.
 
 http://www.sloganizer.net/en/
 
 i sloganized my name, Azrael:
 
 Wheres your Azrael?
 Azrael-Once you have it, you love it.
 Azrael, Better then sex.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on April 24, 2007, 09:44:00 pm
                In Reply To #230
 I think my favorite one so far is:
 
 «Don't play with fire, play with MoonMad.»                        

 

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Post by: [archive] BlackRussian36 on April 24, 2007, 11:45:00 pm
                In Reply To #230
 
 "Oh my goddess, it's a Black Russian!"
 
 
 
 .....
 
 
 I'm flattered.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on April 25, 2007, 09:35:00 am
                A new capilar arrangement I sport,regretful am I of possessing not a stealer of souls...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 25, 2007, 03:00:00 pm
                In Reply To #233
 
 A happy elephant.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on April 25, 2007, 06:59:00 pm
                In Reply To #232
 
 Haha...
 
 «There's only one true Cthulhu!»
 
 «Cthulhu - be prepared.»
 
 «You don't want Cthulhu as your enemy!»
 
 «There is no life without Cthulhu.»
 
 «Cthulhu never lies.»
 
 And of course:
 
 «With a name like Cthulhu, it has to be good.»
 
 I'll stop there.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRussian36 on April 25, 2007, 11:16:00 pm
                In Reply To #235
 
Crazy-Legs posted:

 In Reply To #232
 
 \
 «With a name like Cthulhu, it has to be good.»
 
 

 
 
 I love this one ^^^                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 26, 2007, 03:08:00 pm
                «Masturbate, your family will love you.»
 
 I havent been able to stop laughing for the last 5 min cause of this.
 
 «And on the eighth day, god created Masturbation.»
 
 OMFG!
 
 «Masturbation? You bet.»
 
 
 
 «Can you feel it? Masturbation.»
 
 *heart attack from too much awesome sophomoric humor*
 
 [added Apr 26 2007 10:10AM]
 
 «Let your pussy flow.»
 
 I HAVE TO STOP!
 
 «pussy makes dreams come true.»
 
 
 [added Apr 26 2007 10:11AM]
 
 «pussy - Just do it.»
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 29, 2007, 02:54:00 am
                In Reply To #237
 
 Suge Knight is laying the smackdown on Kevin Federline
 
 http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid353549946/bctid819472238                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on April 30, 2007, 05:15:00 pm
                ROFL will ferell taking shit from a 2 year old.
 
 http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 05, 2007, 03:01:00 am
                In Reply To #239
 
 Jeffery Ross roasting Pamela Anderson and cruelly zings everyone in the room.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on May 05, 2007, 10:06:00 am
                In Reply To #240
 I'm so happy these videos exist!
 
 
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 (Can't believe Simon was wearing shorts all the time!)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on May 07, 2007, 02:45:00 am
                This made me laugh.
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 09, 2007, 01:57:00 am
                In Reply To #242
 This billiards trick made me lol.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on May 11, 2007, 01:37:00 am
                i dont even need to make up a joke for this. it sells itself.
 
 http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/nappy-headed-hos-porn-proceeds-to-go-to-don-imus-retirement-fund/                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on May 12, 2007, 12:56:00 pm
                college humor.
 
 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730017                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on May 13, 2007, 03:50:00 am
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_scare#Background
 
 this is just rediculous. ^ dunno why i didnt hear of it sooner. stupid boston people.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 14, 2007, 06:25:00 pm
                In Reply To #246
 C.I.L.F. (Cartoons I'd Like to Fuck)
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on May 15, 2007, 09:01:00 pm
                Here's something for you:
 
 
 
 I just found this hilarious, and I want to see if this thread's rating can fall lower.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on May 17, 2007, 12:32:00 pm
                haha wodzionka
 
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on May 18, 2007, 10:02:00 pm
                                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on May 19, 2007, 03:14:00 am
                In Reply To #250
 
 That's pretty fucking stupid.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on May 23, 2007, 07:37:00 am
                In Reply To #251
 I know I've posted one of DaxFlame's rants before but damn it, he has me laughing so hard I'm about pissing myself at 5:30am.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on May 24, 2007, 08:27:00 am
                In Reply To #248
 
Offkorn posted:

 Here's something for you:
 
 
 
 I just found this hilarious, and I want to see if this thread's rating can fall lower.

 
 Wouldn't the fact that he doesn't have one make him not a man?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on May 24, 2007, 10:12:00 am
               
MoonMad posted:
Wouldn't the fact that he doesn't have one make him not a man?

 
 This is what happens when you only see half the joke.
 
 That was posted in a thread about a baby who's mother went crazy and cut off his penis.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on May 24, 2007, 11:33:00 am
                In Reply To #254
 <quote by='Offkorn'>
 
 That was posted in a thread about a baby who's mother went crazy and cut off his penis.</quote>
 
 Ouch!
 
 Thinking about that makes me cringe.
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on May 24, 2007, 09:44:00 pm
                In Reply To #255
 
 i take it you've never heard of laurana bobbit? thought her husband was cheating on her, so one night while he was asleep she took a kitchen knife, chopped off his dick, then left the house and threw aforementioned dick out of her moving car. took the cops hours to find it, but they did, and they managed to sew it back on. she pleaded battered wife syndrome, and SOMEHOW got off without any consequences. as you can imagine, he divorced her XD
 
 
 interesting postscript to that story, John Wayne Bobbit (her unfortunate husband) used his interesting dick *once removed on his wifes side XDXD* to become a porn star. Truely, the american dream is alive and well.
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on May 24, 2007, 10:46:00 pm
                In Reply To #254
 
Offkorn posted:

 
MoonMad posted:
Wouldn't the fact that he doesn't have one make him not a man?

 
 This is what happens when you only see half the joke.
 
 That was posted in a thread about a baby who's mother went crazy and cut off his penis.

 
 Oh Ok now it makes sense.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 25, 2007, 04:44:00 am
                <img>
 http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5903/koopaib8.jpg</img>                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on May 28, 2007, 07:43:00 pm
                The greatest videogame show ever,for those who haven't heard of it before:
 
 http://cinemassacre.com/Movies/Nes_Nerd.html
 
 Perhaps you don't think it's funny, but it's at last a game review show done by a hardcore game nerd instead of some guy who should be interviewing Avril Lavigne or something.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on May 29, 2007, 04:32:00 pm
               
 So true...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on May 29, 2007, 04:51:00 pm
                In Reply To #260
 
 fuckin A c-l. fuckin A.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on May 29, 2007, 06:11:00 pm
                In Reply To #260
 
 That anti-evolution crowd wants a similar disclaimer slapped on science textbooks warning that Evolution is not a fact, just a "theory".
 
 They don't seem to understand the difference between a Theory and a Scientific Theory.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on May 29, 2007, 06:24:00 pm
                In Reply To #262
 One should never underestimate the power of the void, and our race's awareness of it. Wich is, imo our greatest problem.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on May 30, 2007, 01:13:00 am
                OMFG guys guess what i learned today!!!!
 
 
 
 
 can you believe it? we're on the moon! take that commies!!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 02, 2007, 05:09:00 am
                I have no more to say:
 
 http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=20064&type=mov                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 04, 2007, 08:54:00 pm
                In Reply To #265
 
 Sarah Silverman totally zings Paris Hilton while she's in the audience.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on June 05, 2007, 12:26:00 am
                In Reply To #266
 
 i watched that live. the movie awards is the only thing i watch on mTV anymore.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on June 05, 2007, 02:11:00 am
                Crissy Moran quit her job to be closer to god.
 
 http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=103151448
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on June 05, 2007, 12:31:00 pm
                In Reply To #268
 
 Damn.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on June 05, 2007, 05:17:00 pm
                In Reply To #269
 
 HAHA! she couldnt take back the years of fucking on camera though. yay mass media!!! boo god!!
 
 [added Jun  5 2007 12:23PM]
 
 in protest of god stealing another from us ive drowned myself in crissy morans movies. hot damn this chick was busy.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 07, 2007, 02:55:00 am
                In Reply To #270
 This site made me lol...
 
 http://www.realultimatepower.net/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on June 07, 2007, 09:31:00 am
                In Reply To #271
 
 That's some good ninja shit                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 07, 2007, 10:54:00 pm
                Normally I would never link to YouTube, but this is just to good. Witness the Live Action Thundercats Teaser:
 
 
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Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on June 07, 2007, 11:22:00 pm
                In Reply To #273
 
 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
 My life is complete.
 
 
 And to make it worse, it was set to Sephiroth's theme music.
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 08, 2007, 07:08:00 pm
                For those interested in fake news done in a very realistic style, I give you The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/
 
 The video stories are brilliant.
 
 Next Harry Potter Book to involve Date Rape: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/j_k_rowling_hints_at_harry_potter
 
 America Braces for next Wayne's Brothers Movie: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_america_braces_for                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 09, 2007, 10:36:00 pm
                In Reply To #275
 I don't know why, it's stupid but it makes me giggle. Maybe that's saying something idk...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 10, 2007, 08:58:00 pm
                In Reply To #276
 
 I think I've seen that somewhere before.
 
 Anyway, while looking for a specific quote for use in reply to AZ's eventual reply about the pink-striped shirt, I found a bunch of other great quotes from BG2: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Baldur%27s_Gate_series#Various_Quotes
 
 

Jan: Ah, the smell of adventure is nigh! Or is that ale spilled on the floor? You know, come to think of it, there's not too much difference between the two. One usually follows the other, if you take my meaning. Unless you happen to be Uncle Prebar, who took a milk bath both before and after an adventure. Ahhhhh, poor Uncle Prebar. If it weren't for those baths, he might still be with us.
 Nalia: I almost hate to ask this... what, exactly, is wrong with milk baths?
 Jan: Well, nothing... unless you happen to be attempting to sneak through a dungeon filled with hobgoblins and you have a few dozen cats noisily following the smell of sour milk and meowing all the time. Tsk. Well, at least the smell prevented them from eating him. The hobgoblins, I mean, not the cats.

 

Viconia: Minsc, that... tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?
 Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?

 

Aphril: I see through the walls, for there are no walls when you are somewhere else! I walk through them all, and they walk through me!
 Edwin: It is a weakness on her part. A superior mind could handle such a gift.
 Viconia: Ha! A pity we do not have one here!
 Edwin: (Sigh. It's aggravation like this that will eventually cause me to fireball the entire party as they sleep. Yes indeed, everyone peaceful and quiet and then FOOM!)
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] TheShiZniT5581327 on June 10, 2007, 09:07:00 pm
                In Reply To #277
 Ahh those quotes remind me of the good ole days of gaming, when richness of a game was not found in just its polygons and pixels.
 Oh well.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 12, 2007, 12:47:00 am
                In Reply To #278
 http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=a668fdc63c138002cc43                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on June 12, 2007, 01:49:00 am
                In Reply To #277
 
 that comeback reminded me of red vs blue. private donuts armor wasnt pink, it was lightish red.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 12, 2007, 07:29:00 pm
                In Reply To #280
 Spelling bee champ knocks one out of the park with the beautiful Kiran Chetry.
 
 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f93_1181255818                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] TheShiZniT5581327 on June 13, 2007, 09:30:00 pm
                In Reply To #281
 those were funny vids, especially how that kid owned that news lady on such a broadcast lol.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on June 13, 2007, 10:46:00 pm
                In Reply To #281
 
 kids a retard. hes good at spelling and nothing else i guess.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on June 13, 2007, 11:27:00 pm
                In Reply To #283
 
 Holy shit is that kid is going to have a fantastic social life...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 14, 2007, 10:40:00 am
                In Reply To #277
 
 Haha... good old Edwin(a). Never ever under any circumstance does he realise that he's thinking out loud...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 18, 2007, 08:22:00 am
                Some woman was all upset at a guy for rejecting her advances and yanked one of his testacles off and tried to swallow it; http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
 
 What's funny about this article is the following:
 
 

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on June 19, 2007, 08:45:00 am
                In Reply To #286
 Serves him right for having his pants down near a psycho.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] xNovitatexAsherx on June 19, 2007, 11:29:00 am
                LMFAO!
 
 well said                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 20, 2007, 01:56:00 pm
                In Reply To #288
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 20, 2007, 03:23:00 pm
                In Reply To #289
 
 Mcflurry? God, I hate you now.
 Not many things stir emotions in me anymore but that's downright horrifying. There's a tingling sensation in the back of my head, causing me to frown. I think it's disgust.
 
 Semi related:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 20, 2007, 03:39:00 pm
                In Reply To #290
 Instinctively, i want to burn that guy with a UV lamp.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on June 20, 2007, 03:47:00 pm
                In Reply To #291
 
 Haha... Blade...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 21, 2007, 09:02:00 pm
                In Reply To #292
 I've got balls of steel...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on June 21, 2007, 09:32:00 pm
                In Reply To #293
 The Duke one has to be the best of those.
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 22, 2007, 03:32:00 am
                In Reply To #294
 My dad got home after having his heart procedure and is hopped up on meds. BTW, TFB stands for "Total Fucking Bitch", he's referring to his wife, my stepmom.
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] xNovitatexAsherx on June 22, 2007, 07:42:00 am
                Nasa dypers hehehe
 
 Democracy just kicked in!
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 22, 2007, 11:19:00 pm
                In Reply To #296
 
 Andy Milonakis on Stickam
 
 http://www.stickam.com/profile/amilonakis
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on June 23, 2007, 01:07:00 am
                Gostroogled!
 http://rpgnation.onlinewelten.com/forum/thread.php?threadid=3623&sid=7ce95f54bda9ae32c33a7b0f6600a749
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on June 23, 2007, 02:07:00 am
               
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 24, 2007, 02:35:00 am
                In Reply To #299
 
 Dude has a meltdown in a hotel lobby.
 
 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b0f_1182259851                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] xNovitatexAsherx on June 24, 2007, 07:03:00 pm
                A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father I have a problem.  I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
 
 What do they say?  The priest inquired.   They say, Hi, we're hooker's!  Do you want to have some fun?
 
 That's obscene!   The priest exclaimed,  then he thought for a moment.  You know, he said, I may have a solution to your problem.
 
 I have two male talking parrot's, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
 
 Bring you 2 parrot's over to my house, and we'll put them in with Francis and Peter,  their cage is large enough.
 
 My parrot's can teach your parrot's to praise and worship, and your parrot's are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time...
 
 Thank you, the woman responded, this may very well be the solution.
 
 The next day she brought her female parrot's to the priest's house.  As he ushered her in,  she saw that his 2 male parrot's were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
 
 Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrot's in with them.  After a few minutes,  the female parrot's cried out in unison :  Hi, we're hooker's!  Do you want to have some fun?   There was a stunned silence.  Shocked,  1 male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,  Put the beads away Frank.
 
 Our prayer's have been answered!
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on June 25, 2007, 03:35:00 am
                oh god. the solution to all our problems.
 
 
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 i masturbated after watching this, to spite its creators.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 25, 2007, 05:01:00 pm
               
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 The final scene from "Bowfinger", a good movie about HORRIBLE movies. I almost choked laughing when i saw it in the movie, but on it's own it's still fun.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 26, 2007, 04:47:00 am
                This is a bit of 'old news' I think, but I just found it recently: http://www.campusmoviefest.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/IdeaFlow.woa/wa/showAMovie?movieID=978
 
 Basically a group of people got together to show how retarded certain speed limits were by all going 55mph next to each other on a highway with that speed limit (effectively reducing everyone to that speed).                        

 

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Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on June 28, 2007, 03:17:00 am
               
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 oh. my. god. WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 28, 2007, 03:25:00 am
                In Reply To #305
 
 That was great, my 59 year old dad sent that to me a few weeks ago. Funny stuff. Good to see some new content at PV.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on June 28, 2007, 09:10:00 am
                In Reply To #305
 
 That was hilarious.
 
 I'll take ten please.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on June 28, 2007, 06:19:00 pm
                In Reply To #307
 
 MENERGY
 
 gotta add that to the dictionary.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on June 28, 2007, 06:20:00 pm
                In Reply To #308
 these arent your DADS puns, there are ENERGY PUNS!!!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on June 29, 2007, 09:50:00 pm
                In Reply To #309
 
 Trent Reznor on the show "Hard Copy" in the 80's explaining why the FBI was investigating his "Down in It" video.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on June 29, 2007, 10:20:00 pm
                In Reply To #310
 
 

There was a scene were I was lying on the ground, appearing to be dead, in a Lodger-esque pose and we had a camera with a big weather balloon filled with helium hooked up to it... the first one we did, we started the film, I was laying on the ground and the ropes that were holding the balloon snapped, the camera just took off into the atmosphere... the camera landed two hundred miles away in a farmer's field somewhere. He finds it and takes it to the police, thinking that it's a surveillance camera for marijuana, they develop the film and think that it's some sort of snuff film of a murder, give it to the FBI and have pathologists looking at the body saying, 'yeah, he's rotting,' (I had corn starch on me, right) 'he's been decomposing for 3 weeks.' You could see the other members of the band walking away and they had these weird outfits on, and they thought it was some kind of gang slaying.

 
 That sounds like some serious incompetance there.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 01, 2007, 10:29:00 pm
                In Reply To #311
 
 This guy has a large balloon fetish and it goes horribly wrong and I've been laughing for the last 10 minutes uncontrollably, probably having a seizure.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on July 02, 2007, 01:11:00 am
                k so im like...confused.
 
 did they put 'party like a rockstar' on cans of rockstar energy drink because of the song of the same name by the shop boyz, or did the shop boyz make a song called 'party like a rockstar' because they read it on a can of rockstar energy drink???
 
 
 
 
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 and wtf is with these racial profiler assholes?
 
 how does one 'act black' or 'act white'? since when did each race have its own archtypical personality traits?? i thought this was the 21st century. my bad...                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 02, 2007, 01:17:00 am
               
Azrael il Toreador posted:
how does one 'act black' or 'act white'? since when did each race have its own archtypical personality traits?? i thought this was the 21st century. my bad...

 
 Since...like...forever.
 
 I blame hip-hop culture.
 
 -- ------------------------
 
 A really good article about terrorism over at SA: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terrorism-training-decline.php
 
 

Terrorist attacks are losing a lot of the pizzazz they once had.
 
 I'm willing to give international law enforcement agencies some of the credit.I'm sure they have become very good at catching things like Indian guys standing around a park taking pictures of geese or Mexicans buying maps of Washington. I'm also sure the US military and its allies have done some really incredible bomb-dropping and bullet-shooting. There are enough videos on Liveleak of houses exploding as soldiers yell "fuck yeah!" to convince me completely.
 
 (...)
 
 The problem terrorists are experiencing now is that all of the guys that were really good at being terrorists are dead. They were so good at being terrorists that they went ahead and blew themselves up.
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 04, 2007, 08:26:00 pm
                In Reply To #314
 Dateline: To Catch a Predator-The Beastiality Files
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 05, 2007, 02:39:00 am
                In Reply To #315
 
 This was so funny I had to share. What kind of vampire takes the form of a Peacock?
 
 Daeva?
 
 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19534938/?GT1=10056  
 
 Man attacks unlucky peacock at Burger King
 N.Y. resident insisted bird was a vampire; animal had to be euthanized
 
 Updated: 12:54 p.m. ET July 1, 2007
 NEW YORK - A peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot was attacked by man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said.
 
 Beaten so fiercely that most of his tail feathers fell out, the bird was euthanized, said Richard Gentles, a spokesman for the city’s Center for Animal Care and Control.
 
 Ã¢â‚¬Å“It’s just unbelievable that someone would do something to a poor, defenseless animal and do it in such a cruel fashion,â€? he said.
 
 The peacock, a male several years old, wandered into a Staten Island Burger King parking lot and perched on a car hood Thursday morning. Charmed employees had been feeding him bread when the man appeared.
 
 He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19.
 
 Ã¢â‚¬Å“He was going crazy,â€? she said.
 
 Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, “’I’m killing a vampire!â€?’
 
 Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. Authorities were looking for the attacker, described as being in his teens or early 20s.
 
 It was not clear how the bird made his way to the Burger King, but a Staten Island resident who raises peacocks said he had given some to a person who lives near the restaurant.
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 05, 2007, 02:52:00 am
                In Reply To #316
 
 And now we see just how badly the education system has failed...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 05, 2007, 03:28:00 am
                In Reply To #317
 
 I teach Reading.
 
 
 I refuse to take credit for this : )                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 06, 2007, 03:37:00 am
                In Reply To #318
 This has been out for a while but Bro Rape is hilarious.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 06, 2007, 03:43:00 am
                In Reply To #319
 
 I couldn't finish it...I...just couldn't.
 
 ....
 
 
 *barfs uncontrollably*                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on July 06, 2007, 07:52:00 pm
               
 
 Guess how this relates to this site?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 06, 2007, 08:08:00 pm
                The site it`s from deals with Vampires?
 
 The camarilla test on the links page?
 
 The various WOD links and pages?
 
 We know about it now?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on July 06, 2007, 09:16:00 pm
                Why in the fuck I posted that into LOL thread? I meant to post to chíck thread,. Fuck Im drunk.
 
 FUCK!
 
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 06, 2007, 09:36:00 pm
                In Reply To #323
 
Umnir posted:

 Why in the fuck I posted that into LOL thread?</quote>
 
 
 <quote by="Umnir">
 Fuck Im drunk.
 

 
 Pretty much answered yourself there bud...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Mustasio58903684 on July 06, 2007, 10:42:00 pm
                http://www.somethingawful.com/d/art-of-warcraft/epic-mounts-love.php
 I think that was the last thing that has made laugh so hard I was crying hard.
 
 -Thanks                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Nagloper on July 07, 2007, 05:58:00 am
                In Reply To #323
 
 Thats our Umnir!
 
 Arnie remembers Total recall.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 07, 2007, 06:31:00 am
                http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/bristol/somerset/3429769.stm
 
 Last thing i heard, they actually went all the way with it.But chanses are it was just a joke after all.
 
 ...
 
 I bet our own Valoris would go for three times the price of that gal.
 
 (Oh noez, i hope she doesn't read THAT)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 07, 2007, 01:02:00 pm
               
">Pulp Muppets
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on July 07, 2007, 01:25:00 pm
                Anyway, the picture was of the genitorturers singer... I think
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 07, 2007, 02:21:00 pm
                In Reply To #329
 
 Either way, she's pretty hot.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on July 07, 2007, 05:17:00 pm
                In Reply To #327
 
 id drop like....12$ american for that. i mean, comeon. unless shes hiding a really nice ass/tits under that slouching posture, shes plain. really really plain.
 
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 In Reply To #330
 
BlackRussian posted:

 In Reply To #329
 
 Either way, she's pretty hot.

 
 im gonna have to disagree...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on July 07, 2007, 06:56:00 pm
                In Reply To #331
 <quote by='Azrael il Toreador'>
 In Reply To #327
 
 id drop like....12$ american for that. i mean, comeon. unless shes hiding a really nice ass/tits under that slouching posture, shes plain. really really plain.
 
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 In Reply To #330
 
BlackRussian posted:

 In Reply To #329
 
 Either way, she's pretty hot.</quote>
 
 im gonna have to disagree...

 
 Azrael that needs a plank of wood to stop his ass falling in disagrees? I rest my case LoL.
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 07, 2007, 07:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #331
 
 She's not gorgeous, but she has that 'I'm skanky, slutty, dirty, and willing to do anything' type of look.
 
 I like girls like that.
 
 Just like the lead singer to Lacuna Coil(Mmmmmmm)....
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on July 10, 2007, 02:43:00 am
                In Reply To #332
 
 oh my GOD i never know what your trying to say moocha really i dont. english as a second language much? or are you a disciple of the 1st church of umnir?
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 10, 2007, 02:46:00 am
                In Reply To #334
 
Azrael il Toreador posted:

 In Reply To #332
 
 
 in other news::
 

 
 How appealing...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 10, 2007, 02:48:00 am
                In Reply To #335
 
 *gives an applause*                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Mustasio58903684 on July 10, 2007, 02:49:00 am
               
 In Reply To #337
 
 
 Now there's 3, for real.
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 13, 2007, 02:20:00 am
                In Reply To #337
 
 Anyone remember this from a thread about 2 years back? The memory made me lol and I hope C.L. and Epo can laugh about it now also. If you weren't here two years ago, you probably won't completely understand it and no I'm not going to explain because there was a little drama involved.
 
 http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iosv6w1hywd8
 
 http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iotvldsahnw                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on July 15, 2007, 02:04:00 am
                these adds just keep getting wierder and wierder....
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Radical21 on July 15, 2007, 03:21:00 am
                In Reply To #339
 
 IF you want to catch a mouse, put out the cheese.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 17, 2007, 02:46:00 am
                In Reply To #340
 
 Maddox has now reviewed the iphone...
 
 http://duggmirror.com/apple/The_iPhone_is_a_piece_of_shit_and_so_is_your_face/?u=iphone
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 17, 2007, 07:17:00 pm
               
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 It's actually a pretty good intro with a pumping theme tune.But the translation will forver be a disaster.
 
 Reminds me of 9/11 too in a way.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 18, 2007, 11:26:00 am
                In Reply To #341
 
 Haha... I love that stuff.
 I'd contribute to the fun here but I haven't been able to find anything even remotely weird lately.
 Oh wait. Looky here.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 18, 2007, 11:50:00 am
                In Reply To #343
 
 Oh yeah, that's typical.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on July 18, 2007, 02:38:00 pm
                In Reply To #344
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 18, 2007, 09:39:00 pm
                In Reply To #345
 
 They spotted Waldo...
 
 http://break.com/index/wheres-waldo.html
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 19, 2007, 11:57:00 am
                In Reply To #346
 
 Say hwaat?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 20, 2007, 03:19:00 am
                <img>http://www.therealpresence.org/eucharst/images/crucifix.jpg& lt;/img>
 
 I already know I'm going to hell, and I do know it's wrong on so many levels, but when I saw it I just felt a tingle.
 
 Mostly because I actually pictured Nelson laughing.
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 22, 2007, 06:46:00 pm
               
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 This is kinda interesting, since it has a reference to the future in it. (It's the very last line)
 
 I wonder how many of the WoW players actually know about it.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on July 23, 2007, 12:22:00 am
                oh for christs sake!
 
 http://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Christ-Vampire-Hunter-Special/dp/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-4862853-0990214?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1185157280&s  r=8-1
 
 i will seriously consider buying this movie, it looks to awful to pass up...                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on July 23, 2007, 01:11:00 am
                In Reply To #350
 
 

Combining Kung-fu action with Biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humor, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical?

 
 It being a musical gives it free reign to be as stupid as it wants.
 
 You want bad? Watch this: http://www.amazon.com/Dracula-3000-Erika-Eleniak/dp/B000654YIS/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-1678101-3583639?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1185160178&sr=1-1
 
 Don't be fooled by the cover; there are no terminator-like vampires. Oh no. No, we get an 1800's era looking Dracula from 'Planet Transylvania'.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 23, 2007, 01:15:00 am
                In Reply To #351
 One of my favorites is Cannibal: The Musical by Trey Parker and Mat Stone.
 
 http://www.amazon.com/Cannibal-Musical-Dian-Bachar/dp/B00000K3TK/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-7868819-3547253?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1185160315&sr=1-1
 
 
 I also put one of the funniest scenes from this film on YouTube:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on July 23, 2007, 01:15:00 am
                and yet, all is not lost for the vampire movie genre.
 
 i saw an advert for this on the front page of PV. i watched a little of it on tvlinks, and liked it so much i bought it on amazon today.
 
 http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Creature-Dougray-Scott/dp/B000QUU7KM/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-4862853-0990214?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1185160465&sr=8-1  
 
 way to go New Zealand! i knew they were good for more than pete jackson. XD                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 23, 2007, 01:53:00 am
                In Reply To #353
 
 I have it.
 
 Good movie, and nice scenery.
 
 I liked it a lot.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 23, 2007, 04:03:00 am
                In Reply To #353
 Hey, the Kiwis get Sam Neill, too.  He's good at running away from scary monsters...
 - Event Horizon
 - Jurassic Park 1 & 3
 - In the Mouth of Madness
 
 Did I miss any?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 23, 2007, 06:59:00 am
                In Reply To #355
 He was Damien too at some point. But in that case people were running away from him (and failed).                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 23, 2007, 11:54:00 am
               
 
 
 Kudos, friend! Kudos!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 23, 2007, 01:52:00 pm
                In Reply To #357
 Blood boiling that guy would be such a treat. Kinda like Tetsuo at the end of Akira.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 23, 2007, 03:39:00 pm
                In Reply To #358
 Eh...blood boiling him would be worse than when that fat dude got fried in the first Blade movie.  Wanna see something worse?
 
 
 
 Oh, my bad.  Did you say "please, no"
 
 At least one person appreciates it:
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on July 23, 2007, 11:31:00 pm
                Hitler Gets Banned.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 24, 2007, 09:31:00 pm
                In Reply To #360
 Lol at Emo crybabies.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on July 25, 2007, 11:32:00 am
                In Reply To #361
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #360
 Lol at Emo crybabies.
 
 
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 What a speech. She didn't make any points and talked herself into bag.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 25, 2007, 08:48:00 pm
                In Reply To #361
 
 While I was watching it, I thought to myself:
 
 Self: What the fuck is this?  She sounds like an idiot.
 
 But then she stated that she is Canadian, and that put all my thoughts to rest.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 25, 2007, 10:32:00 pm
                In Reply To #363
 Ouchies.  That was so stupid I think I...yeah, I'm currently too stupid to come up with a comeback.
 
 Anyway, enjoy "Good Cop, Baby Cop."  I AM THE LAW!!!
 <link>http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080</link>                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 25, 2007, 11:06:00 pm
                In Reply To #364
 
 Don't cower from my stupidity.  I was just joking.
 
 I have tons of love for Canada.  So much so that I contemplate moving there at least 4 times per year.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 25, 2007, 11:17:00 pm
                In Reply To #365
 No, I was talking about the video.  I lived in Canada for a while.  Not surprisingly, I never encountered someone as vapid and inconsequential as that girl.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on July 25, 2007, 11:21:00 pm
                In Reply To #366
 
 Ah, gotcha.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on July 26, 2007, 05:56:00 am
                In Reply To #367
 Couldn't resist:
 
 
 
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on July 26, 2007, 06:45:00 am
                In Reply To #368
 dynamic ip?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on July 26, 2007, 01:32:00 pm
                Some girls just need some lovin. A hug may help a lot. happy
 
 First remove that piercing tough.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on July 26, 2007, 06:49:00 pm
                In Reply To #368
 
 That was uncalled for. I don't have anything else to say.
 
 Anyway, here's a funny I found:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on July 27, 2007, 02:51:00 am
                Since my skyra_to_hollow@planetvampire.com email address is on the front page, it gets scooped up by web bots and I seem to get more and more spam as the years go by.  Today I got a message that made me stop and think...
 "These guys are so full of shit"
 
 <link>http://archive.planetvampire.com/images/FullOfShit.jpg</link>
 
 Seriously...20 lbs?!?  Anybody who buys their products deserves to have their large intestines liquified by whatever knockoff medications they're hawking.
 
 Also...I'm intrigued by the IP issue.  I may just have to look into it.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on July 29, 2007, 07:37:00 am
                In Reply To #372
 http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=375946
 
 lol, windows must really suck.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 02, 2007, 05:09:00 am
                In Reply To #373
 Remember the comedian "Tiny Tim"? Here he is performing Rod Stewart's "Do you Think I'm Sexy".
 
 http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/49591/detail/
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 02, 2007, 05:15:00 am
                In Reply To #371
 
 i spy nipple.
 
 [added Aug  2 2007 12:17AM]
 
 In Reply To #361
 
 whats a "scene kid"?
 
 she had the speech rhythm of a person reading a grocery list. or a retard...
 
 trying to implant false emotion and emphasis into her little rant for dramatic effect...for shame.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 02, 2007, 05:23:00 am
                In Reply To #375
 I showed this one to Azrael a couple weeks back and though it may offend one or two people, I have to post it, it's pure gold. At least they make light of their problem.
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 04, 2007, 03:28:00 am
                heh. i forgot we were still deleting everything MC posted.
 
 we were having such a lovely conversation too...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 04, 2007, 03:48:00 am
                A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
 
 The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.  He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
 
 Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
 
 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
 
 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
 
 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
 
 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
 
 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
 
 Now because every good story has gota be ruined with a moral. The moral of the story is some problems actually CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 04, 2007, 03:50:00 am
                In Reply To #378
 
 
 
 liked that one. theres hope for C-L yet, it seems.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 04, 2007, 03:51:00 am
                In Reply To #377
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 04, 2007, 03:57:00 am
                In Reply To #380
 
 ill see your condom boots, and ill raise you one UBER SLUT.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 04, 2007, 04:41:00 am
                I wasn't sure whether to post this here or in the tissues thread. I mean I'm sure there's some guy (or girl) out there who would find her sexy.
 
 
 [added Aug  4 2007 12:14AM]
 
 In Reply To #379
 The voices tell me to use dementation on the insane legged one again.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 06, 2007, 04:48:00 pm
                In Reply To #382
 Jim Cramer has a meltdown on live TV.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on August 06, 2007, 10:01:00 pm
                In Reply To #383
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #382
 Jim Cramer has a meltdown on live TV.
 
 
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 hahaha.  one must love the his passion for stocks.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 06, 2007, 11:18:00 pm
                this was uncomfortable to watch.
 
 
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 his SHOES flew off!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 07, 2007, 04:38:00 am
                In Reply To #385
 
 lol
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 07, 2007, 12:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #386
 Looks like that guy would be pro at Doom3.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 11, 2007, 02:21:00 am
               
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 the horror....the horror....                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on August 11, 2007, 06:02:00 am
                http://img.7chan.org/fl/src/Haruhi_Self_Este.swf
 
 Some hypnotizing shit I tell ya                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on August 11, 2007, 07:27:00 am
                In Reply To #389
 There's a subliminal message in there I'm sure.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 11, 2007, 09:38:00 pm
                In Reply To #390
 Azrael in 10 years:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 11, 2007, 10:21:00 pm
                In Reply To #391
 
 thats wasnt funny....well it was funny but mostly i just feel bad for people like that.
 
 i make a point of helping those less fortunate than myself in this aspect.
 
 sig your a jerk.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 11, 2007, 11:57:00 pm
                In Reply To #392
 I can't help picking on you, you're like the "little brother" in the PV family. If I met you irl, I'd probably put you in a headlock and give you a noogie until you cried uncle. Don't take it so personal, geesh...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 12, 2007, 12:23:00 am
                In Reply To #393
 
 im fine. i wanted to see if i could make you feel bad XD
 
 i dont do noogies. they mess my hair.
 
 
 
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 LOL: you cant help but love homestar.
 
 http://www.homestarrunner.com/whatsinthebag.html                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on August 12, 2007, 03:59:00 am
                oh dear, i found this written on a forum for playing with the T3 engine.
 
 

You can't spell ignorant without IGN.
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on August 12, 2007, 05:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #392
 
Azrael il Toreador posted:

 i make a point of helping those less fortunate than myself in this aspect..

 
 By "help" do you mean "hook up with"?  You're such a man-whore!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 12, 2007, 07:11:00 pm
                I make a point of annoying and confusing people regardless of wether they are more or less succesful (existentially impossibles!) than vuestro seguro servidor                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 12, 2007, 11:53:00 pm
                In Reply To #397
 uhhh.....
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 12, 2007, 11:57:00 pm
                In Reply To #398
 
 what...is WRONG with germans??                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on August 13, 2007, 01:44:00 am
                In Reply To #399
 Oh, Jesus.  When I opened it up and found out that the title was Durchfallman, I knew it was going to be awful.  Somewhere in 8th grade I learned that durchfall means diarrhea.  I may have forgotten most of the German that I learned, but a word like that kind of sticks, if you know what I mean.
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 13, 2007, 08:01:00 am
                I've got something to admit to you all. I... I work part time as a ninja. See, I wear the sunburned flesh of a dead cow upon my face.
 
 Phew I'm glad I got that off my chest.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on August 13, 2007, 06:05:00 pm
                You think werewolves from the WOD are tough?
 
 You don't know shit.
 
 Now these?  These are some tough fucking werewolves.
 
 
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 Best. Werewolves. Ever.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 13, 2007, 06:09:00 pm
                Hah, I fuckin eat ninjas, green berets, presidents of USA, SWAT bastards and all the rest as an breakfast. Pussies they are..
 
 edit: drunk post.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 13, 2007, 06:31:00 pm
                In Reply To #402
 
BlackRussian posted:

 You think werewolves from the WOD are tough?
 
 You don't know shit.
 
 Now these?  These are some tough fucking werewolves.
 
 
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 LOL!!!!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on August 13, 2007, 06:45:00 pm
                In Reply To #404
 
 Told you.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 13, 2007, 06:50:00 pm
                I ve found my pack!
 
 
 ...
 
 
 (well,New amsterdam was overrun with fey!)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on August 13, 2007, 07:24:00 pm
               
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 13, 2007, 07:54:00 pm
                LOL @ those spartans! SPARTAAAA!
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 13, 2007, 11:16:00 pm
                In Reply To #408
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 14, 2007, 01:28:00 am
                I be wishing me chamber gate had a flat sheet of lsd to constantly play that last clippie!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 14, 2007, 01:57:00 am
                that dane cook is a silly bitch XD
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 14, 2007, 06:26:00 am
                Problem: Jacking my car up doesn't give me enough room under it to fix a coolant leak.
 
 Solution:
 
 
 
 
 ramming the car up onto those things was so absurd looking I'm considering doing it again and getting someone to film it so I can post the video clip online.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on August 14, 2007, 10:02:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 14, 2007, 12:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #413
 
Warlock 42283596 posted:

 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 14, 2007, 06:13:00 pm
                when you take
 
 
 
 and add it to
 
 
 
 what do you get? this.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on August 14, 2007, 07:44:00 pm
                In Reply To #412
 You drive a Pontiac.
 
 That explains everything.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 15, 2007, 02:20:00 am
                In Reply To #416
 Realy? Does it even explain this pictorial representation of the inner maelstrom of voices in my mind?
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on August 15, 2007, 10:34:00 am
               
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 one of the funniest things i have ever seen.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 18, 2007, 11:35:00 am
                Battle arena bugs!
 
 http://images.google.com.ar/imgres?imgurl=http://www.maniacworld.com/giant-bug-vs-ants.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.maniacworld.com/giant-bug-vs-ants.  htm&h=381&w=300&sz=27&hl=es&start=10&um=1&tbnid=IR8iQactlA0zfM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=97&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dants%26svn um%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Des%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:es-ES:official%26sa%3DG                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 19, 2007, 12:11:00 am
                In Reply To #419
 
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 Alex Trebek going apeshit.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 19, 2007, 07:40:00 am
                Simply the best response ever in movie history to bad guy who is trying to fuck with you:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on August 19, 2007, 11:50:00 am
                Not so much funny for being what it is but rather the reasons why.
 Why would anyone spend this much effort to bitch about an old game?
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 19, 2007, 01:35:00 pm
                In Reply To #422
 
 Reminds me of angry nintendo kid. I think super mario 2 was propably the best of the series.. even if it was ripped. And since mario was dreaming after all, then why bitching about "where the hell did that door appear from"?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on August 19, 2007, 06:21:00 pm
                In Reply To #420
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #419
 
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 Alex Trebek going apeshit.

 
 Shocking new perspectives from formerly wholesome pop culture icons...priceless.  There's plenty of Mr. Rogers stuff out there too.
 
 Here are the results from a YouTube search for "Evil Mr. Rogers"
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 20, 2007, 02:42:00 pm
                In Reply To #424
 http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow
 
 A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.
 
 Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions.
 
 The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production.
 
 Its attachment came loose before a performance so he tried to glue it back on.
 
 He left it to dry for 20 seconds rather than 20 minutes – and it stuck to him when he tried it out.
 
 'It was the most embarrassing moment of my life,' he explained. 'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up.'
 
 Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh managed to remove the attachment after an hour.
 
 
 
 Also:
 http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/19/world/main3181944.shtml
 Check out some of the comments below the story in the main article! lol!
 
 (AP) An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.
 
 The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said.
 
 The 10-month-old male camel — weighing about 330 pounds — knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behavior, Gregory said.
 
 "I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.
 
 Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behavior was sexual.
 
 Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.
 
 The fate of the camel was not known.
 
 The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Gregory said.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 20, 2007, 06:19:00 pm
                My ex...
 
 
 
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 This sparta thingie bcames it sown category it be seemins
 
 Most probably than not thine twin orbs of scryin this already have seen but what the hells!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on August 20, 2007, 10:13:00 pm
                                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 20, 2007, 11:38:00 pm
                In Reply To #427
 Fleshlights are great.
 
 
 Also, here's Miss Horrorfest winner "Miss Black Betty Beatles:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 21, 2007, 03:55:00 am
                In Reply To #427
 
 Hahaha, so true                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 21, 2007, 09:36:00 am
                In Reply To #421
 Now that you mention that:
 
 
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 Michael More needed to make a full length movie, (Bowling for columbine) to make the same point about Americans and their guns that Cameron makes in less then sixty seconds.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 21, 2007, 10:32:00 am
                All that this is sparta stuff that's been going round has started giving me some funney ideas. I made this myself.
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 21, 2007, 08:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #431
 
 oh god what if EVERY movie started like this?
 
 oh how glorious XD
 
 http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=11427479                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 22, 2007, 11:41:00 pm
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 23, 2007, 01:09:00 am
                In Reply To #433
 http://www.moanmyip.com/
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 23, 2007, 01:51:00 am
                NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEE                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 23, 2007, 02:14:00 am
                In Reply To #434
 
 but...why??                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 23, 2007, 02:17:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 23, 2007, 03:00:00 am
                In Reply To #436
 I dunno, it made me lol though. If you visit again in the same session, she has different messages.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 23, 2007, 05:29:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on August 23, 2007, 07:12:00 pm
                I got extremely extremely drunk today...
 
 
 And then I got sunburnt, really badly,
 
 problem was I was wearing my beany, so I have flourescant red cheeks, and a pale face....                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 23, 2007, 09:45:00 pm
                In Reply To #440
 
 HAHAHA so your saying that you look perpetually embarassed!?
 
 like, you look like you must have when val called you gay, but ALL THE TIME!?!?!?!
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 24, 2007, 07:13:00 am
                In Reply To #441
 Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse talks about his obsession with WoW.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on August 24, 2007, 10:03:00 am
                In Reply To #442
 
 Corpsegrinder is a fucking homo, I hate the guy                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 24, 2007, 12:17:00 pm
                In Reply To #441
 Avent seen much o the Valor Feminoid nor the One man Den of Slayers by the byes,what happened to em?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 24, 2007, 04:37:00 pm
                In Reply To #444
 
El Gostro posted:

 In Reply To #441
 Avent seen much o the Valor Femindoir nor the One man Den of Slayers by the byes,what happened to em?

 
 Slayden hasn't been heard from for a while now. Val said in a PM he was falling for her and didn't take it well when she let him down. I think it's BS but whatever. Val is mad at me again so it'll probably be another month or so before she rolls in with another account but she'll be back. I hope they both come back.
 
 Alsom Ted Nugent at his best/worst:
 
 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=757_1187963465&p=1                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on August 24, 2007, 08:56:00 pm
               
 Who is...seriously fucked?
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 24, 2007, 08:58:00 pm
                In Reply To #446
 
 everyone should watch that vid. just...trust me.
 
 pv inside joke stylee!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on August 24, 2007, 09:13:00 pm
                In Reply To #446
 
 That was awesome!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on August 25, 2007, 01:18:00 am
                OMFG i posted that on tessmage.com and tessera BANNED me. what a prick...
 
 maybe its cause i called him an "odoriferous pile of slandering filth"?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on August 25, 2007, 02:31:00 am
                In Reply To #449
 Journalism doesn't get any better than this:
 
 http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1155182854                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 25, 2007, 03:08:00 am
               
 Methamphetamine
 
 "Who wouldn't want to use it? You lose weight and you have great sex."
 -- Assistant U.S. Attorney Paul Laymon                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 25, 2007, 06:17:00 am
                In Reply To #449
 
Azrael il Toreador posted:

 OMFG i posted that on tessmage.com and tessera BANNED me. what a prick...
 
 maybe its cause i called him an "odoriferous pile of slandering filth"?

 
 ROLF! You're all right Azrael. Well, for a toreador. :P Are you sure you're not a brujah?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on August 25, 2007, 07:10:00 pm
                In Reply To #449
 
Azrael il Toreador posted:

 OMFG i posted that on tessmage.com and tessera BANNED me. what a prick...
 
 maybe its cause i called him an "odoriferous pile of slandering filth"?

 
 Nah, it`s penis envy. It hates anyone with one bigger than it`s own. (pretty much every guy on the planet, except for MC. MHBBF*)
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 *may he be banned forever.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 25, 2007, 09:03:00 pm
                ANother clip from the convention of GRAPHIC com-er novels =P
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on August 28, 2007, 10:16:00 pm
               
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 29, 2007, 03:37:00 am
                In Reply To #455
 
 It always hurts me to watch that. Ouch!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 29, 2007, 06:05:00 am
                What is it they say? The first time is always painful.
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on August 29, 2007, 08:17:00 am
                In Reply To #455
 Now if only that was a mugger and it opened by pressing a button behind the counter...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on August 29, 2007, 11:57:00 am
                                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on August 29, 2007, 02:51:00 pm
               
 
 Does anyone know where the original picture was from? That tiger looks freaked.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on August 29, 2007, 03:15:00 pm
                In Reply To #459
 
 
 It be the cerulean scourge!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on August 29, 2007, 10:39:00 pm
                In Reply To #460
 That's the kind of stuff that goes on in my head when I sleep.
 
 My turn!
 
 This is why I wanna trade my car in and get a truck. You can haul a lot of whatever around.
 
 and while we're on the subject of cars...
 
 New advertising tactics maybe? Good luck getting that image out of your mind.
 
 [added Aug 31 2007  7:29PM]
 
 Um... well... there's not much to say about this that the title doesn't say. Good for a LOL. Click it allready.
 Japanese couple has completely unremarkable sex                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 01, 2007, 03:24:00 pm
                http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1368-Zero-Punctuation-Psychonauts                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 04, 2007, 01:44:00 am
                HEY KIDS its BEN STILLER, sans undeserved sense of self-worth!
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 04, 2007, 05:38:00 am
                In Reply To #464
 
 A midget on C.O.P.S. in Vegas
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 05, 2007, 07:58:00 pm
               
 I was going to mention this before but I leared some time ago that my uncle managed to dodge army service by dragging an empty spool of thread across the yard as if walking a dog...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 05, 2007, 08:02:00 pm
                In Reply To #466
 
 so your telling me that in sweden, owning a dog exempts you from military service?
 
 FUCK. in america you have to be missing LIMBS to dodge the draft. or else have a psychological disorder.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 05, 2007, 08:36:00 pm
                They still did want to put me in the service back in the sand measurer square                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 05, 2007, 11:13:00 pm
                In Reply To #468
 
 Atleast here in the UK we have a choice. Luckily they abolished conscription(national service) back in the 60's.
 
 My nephew is all set to go in the army soon once he passes his medical which his doctor gave him the all clear so he is just waiting now for word from the armed forces.
 
 It will make a man of him.
 
 Regards...
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] DerianGothsend on September 05, 2007, 11:40:00 pm
                In Reply To #469
 is he going into the brit royal Marines?
 US Marine here.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 05, 2007, 11:46:00 pm
                In Reply To #470
 
 As far as I know he will be going into artillery.
 
 I haven't actually spoken to him personally in a good while. I'm getting the info from my sister.
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 06, 2007, 01:20:00 am
                In Reply To #467
 
 No, it was more of an attempt to shatter all notions of his mental health and readiness for proper service.
 He might as well have cuddled one of his shoes, singing to it...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on September 06, 2007, 12:27:00 pm
               
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 Testing pretec bulletproof usb-memory card. Hilarious. grin                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 07, 2007, 06:24:00 am
                                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 09, 2007, 02:15:00 am
                In Reply To #474
 
 I typically vote conservative but I lol'd at this:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 09, 2007, 12:13:00 pm
                                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 10, 2007, 05:49:00 am
                In Reply To #475
 
 Aaah! Ahahaa! Saved for later... priceless...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 11, 2007, 03:01:00 am
                Potter bashfest!
 
 The wizard chick snapping what seems a Corona
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 11, 2007, 03:42:00 pm
                In Reply To #478
 Leave Britney Spears ALOOOONNE!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on September 11, 2007, 03:45:00 pm
                In Reply To #479
 
 OMGLOLROFLOLMAO!
 
 Btw, is she a she or he? Or is he she or he?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 11, 2007, 04:53:00 pm
                In Reply To #479
 
 that CANNOT be serious                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on September 11, 2007, 04:57:00 pm
                In Reply To #481
 
 I fucking hope it isn't
 
 There are some truly fucking sad people in this world                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Starrathiel on September 11, 2007, 05:09:00 pm
                Hmm ..
 
 In Reply To #482
 
Mr. Hand posted:

 There are some truly fucking sad people in this world</quote>
 
 *Considers some of the threads around here*
 
 Do you have any idea whatsoever how ironic you sound?
 Especially around here?
 
 *End of Line*
 
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 In Reply To #481
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 that CANNOT be serious

 
 It makes me curious how many rabid vampire want-to-be fans
 will be reduced to the same level of despair when the
 vaunted M.M.O. game comes out.
 
 A curious thing that
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 11, 2007, 05:14:00 pm
                In Reply To #483
 
 comparing me to mr. garrison. how...cute.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Starrathiel on September 11, 2007, 05:17:00 pm
                Hmm ..
 
 In Reply To #484
 
Mr. Garrison posted:

 comparing me to mr. garrison. how...cute.

 
 *Innocent look* You should not blame me, you did that to
 yourself.
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] CaptainBoxman on September 11, 2007, 05:32:00 pm
                In Reply To #483
 
 True, there are some freaks and weirdo's here
 
 But none of us are "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, SHE'S A WONDERFUL PERSON" sad, are we?
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 11, 2007, 05:32:00 pm
                In Reply To #485
 
 well actually, seeing as im not gay, a transvestite, or an elementary school teacher; im young not old, im from the north eastern US not the south western, i dont wear glasses, ive never met Kathy Lee Gifford, and i dont own a finger puppet (its funny how that words ok as a noun), i dont see how im in any way like him...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Starrathiel on September 11, 2007, 05:37:00 pm
                Hmm ..
 
 In Reply To #486
 
Mr. Hand posted:

 But none of us are "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, SHE'S A WONDERFUL PERSON" sad, are we? </quote>
 
 Are you certain? Replace "Britney" with "Pisha" and I would
 almost wager that a number of people around here come quite
 close.
 
 Almost .
 
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 Hmm ..
 
 In Reply To #487
 <quote by="Mr. Garrison">
 i dont see how im in any way like him...

 
 Of course you do not. But then again, I was not really
 expecting you to do so. Think about it though, you will
 eventually figure it out.
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on September 11, 2007, 06:49:00 pm
                In Reply To #488
 
 Come on! That... whatever that is was fucking hysterious, was crying and almost ripped his.. her.. his fucking eyeballs out of her head. While complaining, it is a bit different to how all whine about how sucky NWoD is.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 12, 2007, 12:46:00 am
                In Reply To #480
 
Umnir posted:

 In Reply To #479
 
 OMGLOLROFLOLMAO!
 
 Btw, is she a she or he? Or is he she or he?

 
 Turns out, it was a dude.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 12, 2007, 03:54:00 am
                In Reply To #490
 
 gay                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 12, 2007, 04:04:00 am
                In Reply To #491
 
Javokis posted:

 In Reply To #490
 
 gay

 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on September 12, 2007, 11:49:00 am
                Calling him.. er, her.. or was it him? Anyway, calling him gay is belittleing. (Never heard that word before. I digged it from dictionary so I hope it's right).
 
 <purple>SUPERDUPERGAY!</purple>                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 12, 2007, 09:20:00 pm
                In Reply To #490
 
 holy freaking god! this has to be a big deal. the MAINSTREAM MEDIA is reporting on it!!!
 
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 12, 2007, 09:38:00 pm
                Oh for fuck`s sake, the world really has sunk below the depths of being salvageable.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 13, 2007, 02:02:00 am
                In Reply To #494
 
 Yahoo is considered mainstream media? If it ends up on CNN, Fox, MSNBC and whatnot then I'd say it's on mainstream, but considering how lame our news has been of late I wouldn't really think much of it these days.
 
 I tend to avoid internet and cable news. The only news I really watch is local as well as what the Daily Show likes to shoot off at.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 13, 2007, 02:22:00 am
                In Reply To #496
 I wish I had a screencap, it was on CNN last night, according to the video comments.
 
 
 Added: It was just on Fox News' "Hannity and Colmes"!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 14, 2007, 12:48:00 am
                In Reply To #496
 
 disconcertingly id have to say that the daily show MIGHT actually be the most reliable news outlet left in the country.
 
  CNN even has BS storys about things like anna nicole smiths bastard children and the best and worst dressed at the democratic convention. not watching the news anymore? i can barely stand watching ANYthing on basic cable.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 14, 2007, 01:44:00 am
                In Reply To #498
 The Daily Show isn't a news broadcast, though there are very few actual news broadcast shows out there. Most are what we call "Infotainment", I believe it was David Letterman who coined that term. I lean conservative a little anyway so I get most of my news from The Drudge Report because I get what I want to hear. Sky News isn't bad but I believe it's also owned by Rupert Murdoch who in turn owns IGN/Gamespy who owns this network of sites so I think he's a swell guy.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 14, 2007, 01:52:00 am
                because you get what you want to hear Sign?
 
 lol.  Go america!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 14, 2007, 02:06:00 am
                In Reply To #500
 
Warlock 42283596 posted:

 because you get what you want to hear Sign?
 
 lol.  Go america!

 
 Yeah, I'm just lazy. I do real Reuters news sometimes but I'm pretty fed up with all the news here in the U.S., every network has their own political slant and motivations. I do consider as many points of view as possible but I don't think the world really wants to change. I really dislike our current pop-culture here. We invade countries and show them how great we are and how great democracy is while Britney Spears and Li-Lo are pantyless in public and we are celebrating their misery. Yeah, sometimes I really just try and tune it out.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 14, 2007, 02:19:00 am
                I also like watching the Military Channel, especially for the War Diaries. You see some serious shit on that channel. Definitely worth recording and the only news I prefer to hear about Iraq. You hear it in its raw form. The good, the bad, and the ugly IN FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE.
 
 I also think Future Weapons is kick ass.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 14, 2007, 02:04:00 pm
                you guys its becoming pandemic! something MUST BE DONE!
 
 his name is chris crocker wtf?
 
 
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 um....britastrophy??
 
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 In Reply To #503
 
 this is good.
 
 
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 so's this.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Warlock1234 on September 15, 2007, 07:17:00 am
                haha
 
 that john howard is just awesome                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 16, 2007, 12:25:00 am
                Will Ferrell meets his landlord                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 16, 2007, 01:36:00 am
                In Reply To #505
 
 OOOOOOOLLLDDDD news dante.
 
 posted that here months ago.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 16, 2007, 09:57:00 am
                In Reply To #506
 
 Never noticed. I tend not to read the stuff in here anymore.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 16, 2007, 08:54:00 pm
                In Reply To #507
 
 
 
 http://videowalrus.com/chris-crocker-responds-to-fox-news/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 17, 2007, 12:11:00 am
                Latest anti-drug/alcohol campaign slogan I saw in a magazine the other day: Pot. It mightn't kill you. But it could turn you into a dickhead.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 17, 2007, 03:17:00 am
                In Reply To #509
 
 Ever hear of "Lemon Party"?
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on September 17, 2007, 03:29:00 am
                In Reply To #504
 
Warlock 42283596 posted:

 haha
 
 that john howard is just awesome

 
 Watched that this morning, and almost chocked to my bread laughing. grin                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 18, 2007, 06:29:00 am
                In Reply To #510
 
Signothorn posted:

 In Reply To #509
 
 Ever hear of "Lemon Party"?
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 19, 2007, 01:57:00 pm
                In Reply To #512
 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 19, 2007, 10:22:00 pm
                Drama at it's very best!
 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 21, 2007, 10:19:00 am
                10 years on and this still makes me smile:
 
 
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 Trying to find an Mp3 version                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 21, 2007, 03:00:00 pm
                In Reply To #515
 
 And another variant, by Dennis Leary:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 21, 2007, 07:23:00 pm
                Inter celebrity fan  support!
 
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 I be wantin theses!!!
 
 
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on September 22, 2007, 07:27:00 pm
                Look at the comments for this Mod: http://planetgrandtheftauto.gamespy.com/View.php?view=GTASAMods.Detail&id=53
 
 Can it be any more obvious that these people fail at computers? Are all console gamers so idiotic? I'm pretty sure I knew how to download a PC Mod, and could tell the difference between the PC and Console versions of a game, even when I still used consoles.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 22, 2007, 08:37:00 pm
                In Reply To #518
 
 Prime candidates for the Darwin awards there...
 
 (Or a few bullets in their heads to ease our misery).
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 23, 2007, 02:16:00 am
                In Reply To #518
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on September 23, 2007, 08:47:00 am
                In Reply To #518
 
 Oh sweet 'virgin' Mary, full of shit!
 What the hell is wrong with people?!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 23, 2007, 10:29:00 am
                In Reply To #520
 
 LoL Signo @ your Sig.
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 23, 2007, 12:57:00 pm
                In Reply To #518
 
Offkorn posted:

 Look at the comments for this Mod: http://planetgrandtheftauto.gamespy.com/View.php?view=GTASAMods.Detail&id=53
 
 Can it be any more obvious that these people fail at computers? Are all console gamers so idiotic? I'm pretty sure I knew how to download a PC Mod, and could tell the difference between the PC and Console versions of a game, even when I still used consoles.

 
 Can almost use the 'Report a problem' link to let them know their forum members are retarded, but you have to be a forum member to do it which would kind of look bad.
 
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 26, 2007, 01:20:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on September 26, 2007, 10:23:00 am
                In Reply To #524
 http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/New_South_Wales_anti-drug_campaign_to_target_teens                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on September 26, 2007, 01:33:00 pm
                In Reply To #525
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 26, 2007, 11:05:00 pm
                Just re-reading this topic to give me a laugh:
 
 http://www.forumplanet.com/PlanetVampire/topic.asp?fid=9644&tid=2042626&p=1                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 26, 2007, 11:22:00 pm
                In Reply To #527
 
 uknow he perma banned my ip when i posted that "kill tessera" serial killer vid from youtube.
 
 his stated reason "blatant disregard of site rules".
 
 the real reason "he is an egotistical dickhead and he doesnt like me".
 
 talk about abuse of power. tessmage.com is to the real world as the shivering isles are to tamriel.
 
 seriously.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 27, 2007, 12:10:00 am
                In Reply To #528
 
 LoL Az. You must be really gutted deep down?
 
 Regards...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on September 27, 2007, 09:12:00 am
                He's devastated.
 
 He may not be used to people not liking him (and acting upon that dislike), and harbors a deep-seated wound from the banning.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 27, 2007, 03:47:00 pm
                Well, he`d probably ban me as well if I ever signed up there (as if I`d waste my time in that spunkpit).
 
 The video was my idea. (He doesn`t like me anyway) as if I`m really that bothered what that tosser thinks.
 
 Meh, was fun for a little while, no real loss eh Az?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 27, 2007, 04:19:00 pm
                In Reply To #531
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 27, 2007, 04:51:00 pm
                In Reply To #532
 
 So, that last line means he`s leaving his own forum?
 
 I love the 'I`m getting out of the patch racket', it`s as if he`s trying to make it sound like there`s some organized crime syndicates involved...
 
 Oh, Tess - if you`re reading this, people don`t hate you because of the work you claim to have done, it`s because you`re so self-righteously, egotistically arrogant, it`s sickening to anyone with some degree of awareness and intellect.
 Put down the wank-mag, go out and meet some people, and for fuck`s sake, try to at least get along with one of them for a few seconds before exploding like a child that`s been forbidden that bag of sweets on the store shelf.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 27, 2007, 05:13:00 pm
                In Reply To #530
 
Offkorn posted:

 He's devastated.
 
 He may not be used to people not liking him (and acting upon that dislike), and harbors a deep-seated wound from the banning.

 
 partly. also its because now ill never know what his peoples reaction to the video being posted was...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 27, 2007, 06:11:00 pm
                In Reply To #534
 
 Some his his skins are actually pretty nice too. I'm using one of his Jeanette skins this go-around and I think it's pretty cool. The skin pack includes 3 variations of "sexy" so you don't have to use the one most degrading version if it's not your thing. It's not so much the quality of his work, as Dante said, it's his attitude towards others.
 
 Having said that, Wesp should have been given some credit in their past "True Patches" since they copied many of the things he had already fixed and basically showboated his work as their own.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 27, 2007, 06:52:00 pm
                In Reply To #531
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 Well, he`d probably ban me as well if I ever signed up there (as if I`d waste my time in that spunkpit).
 
 The video was my idea. (He doesn`t like me anyway) as if I`m really that bothered what that tosser thinks.
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 I wouldn't bother with signing up there myself. Fucking layout alone is a eye sore, nevermind mixing with a bunch of masturbating teenagers that don't have a clue what a real woman is.
 
 In Reply To #532
 <quote by='Signothorn'>
 In Reply To #531
 </quote>
 
 The guy is so fucking stupid. He still slags Wesp again to make himself sound better saying he pays for a crappy shared hosting account. Oh man! whoopie do.
 
 As for doing anything for us, what a fucking liar. He only cares about number one and only ever will. The guy must think we've all got the attention span of a goldfish.
 
 I'll play the patch once then bin it.
 
 Anyone that knows the roots of his patch is going to have a negative attitude about it from the start because they will not think, oh cool new patch.
 
 They will think Tessera and have all the fun sucked out of it with just that one thought.
 
 Please enjoy your game.
 
 Regards...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on September 28, 2007, 05:11:00 am
                I can't wait to see when they (fans of politics?) begin cosplaying political characters. Till then this will have to do.
 
 
 I stopped at a bar yesterday and I kept thinking there was something funny going on. I finally figured it out though. The exit sign was green. Red signs seem to be more argumentative then green ones.
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 28, 2007, 05:13:00 am
                Clowns...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on September 28, 2007, 08:06:00 am
                LEVE TESSERA ALONE!!! SOB!!!
 
 IM SERIOUS!!!!
 
 ALL YOU WANT IS MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
 
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 ps. what is the code for bigger text?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on September 28, 2007, 08:20:00 am
               
Umnir posted:
ps. what is the code for bigger text?

 
 Non existant...most likely.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on September 28, 2007, 08:57:00 am
                In Reply To #539
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on September 28, 2007, 09:15:00 am
                In Reply To #541
 lol.
 
 in serious though, that pm.... i had honestly forgotten how ... little she thought about things...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Wesp5 on September 28, 2007, 09:52:00 am
                In Reply To #536
 
MooCHa posted:

 I wouldn't bother with signing up there myself.

 
 You know what special greeting I got the last time I looked at his forum to see when his final patch is finally gonna be released:
 <red>"Sorry Guest, you are banned from posting or sending personal messages on this forum.
 Animosity towards the site owner. Sabotage of VTM: Bloodlines for an entire community. Go die in a fire, you irresponsible asshole."</red>
 Is this the same for Azrael and all others banned from there or did he do that specially for my IP wink ?
 
 


 The guy is so fucking stupid. He still slags Wesp again to make himself sound better saying he pays for a crappy shared hosting account. Oh man! whoopie do.

 
 He could upload the patch wherever he wanted for free if he would only behave enough to inform people on appropriate forums about it.
 
 


 As for doing anything for us, what a fucking liar. He only cares about number one and only ever will. The guy must think we've all got the attention span of a goldfish.

 
 He accidentally admitted that himself in his statement to the end of the "true" patches: "It is simply not very rewarding for me anymore." happy
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on September 28, 2007, 10:22:00 am
                In Reply To #543
 if that ban message is specific for you it just makes his pm to sig even funnier.
 
 "when faced with a community that refuses to do anything but line up with the status quo"                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on September 28, 2007, 10:30:00 am
                In Reply To #541
 
 Haha, big text definetly delivers the message more powerfully!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 28, 2007, 11:50:00 am
                In Reply To #543
 <quote by='Wesp5'>
 
 You know what special greeting I got the last time I looked at his forum to see when his final patch is finally gonna be released:
 <red>'Sorry Guest, you are banned from posting or sending personal messages on this forum.
 Animosity towards the site owner. Sabotage of VTM: Bloodlines for an entire community. Go die in a fire, you irresponsible asshole.'</red>
 Is this the same for Azrael and all others banned from there or did he do that specially for my IP wink ?
 
 </quote>
 
 I guess where you work has a static ip or he is banning by ip range.
 
 Anyway the message you get should be...
 
 <red>'Sorry Guest, I am very sorry for following you around for 9 months categorically trying to character assassinate you trying to make my stolen
 work look better than yours and trying to stick all the blame on you for all anomosity that has happened because not one bit of it is my doing, Honest!. '</red>
 
 It is a bit of a sad message saying die in a fire. It has only made me change my mind about how old he is in the head. 10 years old max now instead of 14.
 
 I wonder why these places bash him in the first place. I couldn't possibly think of a reason why communities/people would do such a thing.
 
 He loves the attention really. It is why he acts the way he does, just this time. It bit him on the ass.
 
 Regards...
 
 
 
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 In Reply To #537
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on September 29, 2007, 04:08:00 am
                This is my current name tag at work
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 29, 2007, 05:52:00 pm
                In Reply To #547
 
 I knowZ...
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 29, 2007, 08:22:00 pm
                In Reply To #548
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 29, 2007, 08:38:00 pm
                In Reply To #549
 
 actually i think that belongs in the WTF thread.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 29, 2007, 08:43:00 pm
                In Reply To #550
 
 I lol every time I read a PM or post from him, thinking about some dude who's fighting his own libido with every keystroke just to get a stiffy from another videogame.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Wesp5 on September 29, 2007, 08:51:00 pm
                Now you have done it! Just go to Tessera's site and read yourself wink !
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 29, 2007, 08:59:00 pm
                In Reply To #552
 Oops...
 
 
 
 Blaming the public will certainly win people back.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 29, 2007, 09:18:00 pm
                AHAHAHAHAHA...
 
 *Puts on uncle Benny voice*
 
 Bloody Marvellous!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 29, 2007, 10:13:00 pm
                In Reply To #551
 <quote by='Signothorn'>
 In Reply To #550
 
 I lol every time I read a PM or post from him, thinking about some dude who's fighting his own libido with every keystroke just to get a stiffy from another videogame.</quote>
 
 I just LoL for the point of LoL'n but Yer LoL.
 
 Regards...
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 29, 2007, 10:22:00 pm
                Behold the Karmic principle of fora,the indestructible ego of the cerulean scourge fuses in perfect unison with the tearful obsession of the tessaic dire truth!
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 29, 2007, 10:39:00 pm
                In Reply To #556
 
 Ego doesn't matter unless it makes you $$$/£££
 
 I know all about ying and yang but could you explain yo?
 
 You got Tera Patrick over there happy
 
 *Random*
 
 Regards...
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on September 29, 2007, 10:49:00 pm
                In this outake unmost peculiar,the dark half is enigmatic and obscure in it's self obsession,and often conducts itself blindly and blunderously it has to impose it's identity by banging it`s so called cephalic sector againts a wall of disbelief and suspension,against which his amorphous essence is denied.
 From the other side of the spectrum,we have a more open and tearful need for attention,where the dark half attempts to conduct it's negation of sense by force,this one does it s by guile and natural repelance.
 
 One and the other in their search for worship find themselves joined in common laughter and scorn from the subjects of the forumastic lands....
 
 
 
 
 (Okeys,stop at fifth consecutive cofee mug next time for mes!)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on September 29, 2007, 10:52:00 pm
                The egotistic bastard finally realized that no one likes him.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 29, 2007, 11:44:00 pm
                In Reply To #558
 
 Erm thats a bit blunt LoLZ happy  but untrue to some sorts of thy opinion in a unjust way.
 
 Regards...
 
 
 
 
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 In Reply To #553
 
 I actually thought that was a piss take.
 
 I didn't realise it was for real. Trust me to get it 2 hrs later.
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on September 30, 2007, 02:54:00 am
               
MooCHa posted:
Erm thats a bit blunt LoLZ happy  but untrue to some sorts of thy opinion in a unjust way.

 
 Stop speaking in tongues!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on September 30, 2007, 06:25:00 am
                In Reply To #560
 
MooCHa posted:

 LoLZ
 

 Beware of Tessera!
 
 In other news apparently I mispronounce the word forum so that it sounds like the word porn. For moar lolz just imagine the looks I've gotten from my coworkers after being asked about my name tag.
 
 EDIT:
 The sock puppets at forum planet think they were very cleaver removing my signature like that.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 30, 2007, 01:21:00 pm
                In Reply To #561
 
 Funny enough Offkorn, I was trying to talk/type like a malk extremely drunk.
 
 Atleast that's what I can slightly remember through that hazy vodka glass. I wasn't comprehending anything properly last night.
 
 My stepdad could talk in tongue's properly btw. Used to make me think, wtf, when he did it.
 
 Regards...
 
 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on September 30, 2007, 01:37:00 pm
                In Reply To #553
 
 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
 Tessera is such a douchebag.
 
 
 "People of porn. hipocrates and ignorants, losers and fat slobs of the world, unite with me for we take the battle to the Internet!!!!
 
 Our virgin status must be continued!  A Porn Crusade we will begin!"
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 30, 2007, 02:28:00 pm
                In Reply To #564
 
 edited for tech difficulties.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on September 30, 2007, 03:09:00 pm
                I just saw Sig's posts put on his website. Wow! Talk about pissed.
 
 Who asked Tessera to pick a fight with people? Does he even bother checking with others before swinging at the opposing crowd? BTW: I have always considered Crusades a product of assumptions and I have come to understand that assumptions are the mother of all fuckups.
 
 This is amusing me. Continue...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on September 30, 2007, 03:36:00 pm
                In Reply To #566
 lol, one would think that another would learn to think before acting after looking at history                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on September 30, 2007, 04:07:00 pm
                In Reply To #567
 
 Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
 
 I can't remember who originally quoted that.
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 30, 2007, 05:30:00 pm
                In Reply To #566
 
Javokis posted:

 I just saw Sig's posts put on his website. Wow! Talk about pissed.
 
 Who asked Tessera to pick a fight with people? Does he even bother checking with others before swinging at the opposing crowd? BTW: I have always considered Crusades a product of assumptions and I have come to understand that assumptions are the mother of all fuckups.
 
 This is amusing me. Continue...

 
 Yeah, he also couldn't take what I said apparently so he tried to smear me by modifying what I really said:
 
 Tessera's "screencap':
 
 
 
 The real screencap:
 
 
 
 Notice, I said there were three skins available, I never said I was using the nude one. When someone says something he doesn't like, it's his reaction to smear others and lie so it temporarily patches his massive ego. I think I'm the only person in this thread who even complimented his work on the skins he created, am I wrong?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on September 30, 2007, 06:00:00 pm
                In Reply To #569
 
 no i told him once i liked his skins. what i DONT like is him smearing wesp for no particular reason, and as an artist, im insulted by the thought of someone claiming someone else's work as their own.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on September 30, 2007, 06:09:00 pm
                In Reply To #570
 
 Lol, he just updated his site, he can't keep away. He kept his modified screenshots and now has added commentary as to what he feels others should take from the screenshot he modified to make it look as though I'm a hypocrite when I never said I used one of his nude models. It's pretty bad when you have to lie in order to protect your feelings, I guess the truth is too much for him. I hope he's not reading this thread with a gun in his mouth...
 
 
 
 Added: Nice that you decided to take the "nude" part out the comment that you doctored. If I took myself as seriously as you, I would have been offended.
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on September 30, 2007, 07:16:00 pm
               
Javokis posted:
Who asked Tessera to pick a fight with people? Does he even bother checking with others before swinging at the opposing crowd? BTW: I have always considered Crusades a product of assumptions and I have come to understand that assumptions are the mother of all fuckups.

 
 I wouldn't precisely call the Crusades to be products of assumptions...considering that Innocent III purposely called most of them based solely upon his desires.
 
 I suppose you could say that people actually participated in them because of the assumption that Islam was/is a heretic religion, but just as many likely participated due to personal reasons (fear of excommunication, fear of peer derision, fondness for killing people, etc.).                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on October 01, 2007, 12:27:00 am
                In Reply To #572
 whats with "Innocent III" thats the second time ive seen you use that today?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on October 01, 2007, 06:09:00 am
                In Reply To #573
 Innocent III was the man wearing funny clothing who started the fourth crusade.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 01, 2007, 08:50:00 am
               
AntiSockPuppet posted:
Innocent III was the man wearing funny clothing who started the fourth crusade.

 
 He directed the Albigensian Crusade, started the Inquisition, directed the 4th Crusade, and set the stage for the 5th Crusade.
 
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 Who the hell voted this thread back up to 2 stars? It finally fell to 1, and now it's ruined.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on October 02, 2007, 05:40:00 am
                In Reply To #575
 I remember way back a week or two ago when people used to post funny things. It was not always this way. Now it's all about Tessera. Apparently this guy likes Tessera.
 
 "Damn it all. Now I'm doing it too."
 
 
 
 
 
 I finally an image that really conveys the general feel of the PV forum.
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 02, 2007, 09:13:00 am
               
AntiSockPuppet posted:
I finally an image that really conveys the general feel of the PV forum.

 
 Why are you so...infatuated with that rotting log quote?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on October 02, 2007, 09:39:00 am
                In Reply To #577
 
Offkorn posted:

 
AntiSockPuppet posted:
I finally an image that really conveys the general feel of the PV forum.

 
 Why are you so...infatuated with that rotting log quote?

 
 explains why he keeps coming back.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Tessera72751098 on October 02, 2007, 07:41:00 pm
                In Reply To #578
 
arathalion posted:
explains why he keeps coming back.

 
 If that is a reference to me, then you're kind of exagerrating, dontcha think..? I left this board many months ago, and then I came back ONCE. This time. That's it. And I did so for a reason: to announce a new patch and a Jeanette re-skin. That's it. And you guys jumped me like a pack of hungry weasels, which kinda tells me how dead this board must have been in my absence.
 
 PV is dying on the vine, thanks to Wesp and the parochial snotballs who dominate this board. You should be happy that I re-appeared, after being away for more than half a year. "Keeps coming back," my ass. And when I leave again, this board will go right back to being a lame, boring shithole... just as it was before I showed up. Deep down inside, you know that it's true. Just look at all of those "Is this board dying?" and "Where is everybody?" threads. You don't see threads like that on a healthy forum board -- you see them on a dying one.
 
 You have only your own nastiness to thank for it, too.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 02, 2007, 08:00:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on October 02, 2007, 08:05:00 pm
                In Reply To #579
 
 actually its a ref to antisockpuppet, but lovely of you to assume we all think about you all the time and everything we say is related to you...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Tessera72751098 on October 02, 2007, 08:20:00 pm
                In Reply To #581
 
Azrael il Toreador posted:

 In Reply To #579
 
 actually its a ref to antisockpuppet, but lovely of you to assume we all think about you all the time and everything we say is related to you...

 
 After reading through the past six or so pages of this thread, I can't imagine why I would have made that assumption, peewee.
 
 Like I said -- stay in school. It will keep your mind off of all those secret thoughts you keep having about teenaged suicide. Poor unloved child.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 02, 2007, 11:28:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on October 03, 2007, 03:10:00 am
                In Reply To #577
 
arathalion posted:

 explains why he keeps coming back.

 
 "At first you can't quite explain it but you're strangely drawn into and fascinated by it as though icy cold fingers were reaching out around your brain tickling you in new places while a pleasantly mezmorizing voice whispers into your mind's private places telling you that you belong to the darkness."                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on October 03, 2007, 03:16:00 am
                In Reply To #584
 that seems strangely familiar, yet strangely not. im probably going to regret saying that.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on October 03, 2007, 03:42:00 am
                In Reply To #585
 It is from the twisted depths of my psyche. Have you been nosing around in there?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on October 03, 2007, 03:49:00 am
                In Reply To #586
 shit, he's onto me.
 
 *hides*                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on October 03, 2007, 04:57:00 am
                In Reply To #587
 I was onto me? Arathalion is me? haha You cannot fool me. The disembodied voice in my car already tried that one.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 04, 2007, 12:21:00 pm
                By the power of Morte and the holy evilness of Murray!
 
 http://www.skullhead.co.uk/home.htm                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 04, 2007, 01:30:00 pm
               
AntiSockPuppet posted:
The disembodied voice in my car already tried that one.

 
 Soooooooo...
 
 Where'd you hide the body?                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 05, 2007, 01:17:00 am
                In Reply To #590
 The Simpsons Game: Medal of Homer
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 05, 2007, 01:53:00 am
                I draw a jack of swords!
 
 http://www.ea.com/simpsons/neverquest/
 
 [added Oct  4 2007  8:56PM]
 
 n a king of hearths?
 http://www.ea.com/simpsons/mob/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on October 05, 2007, 04:47:00 am
                In Reply To #590
 
Offkorn posted:

 Where'd you hide the body?

 
 Under a coating of dark green paint. Sometimes I even put a water proof cover over it but that was back when the rain was leaking in.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] arathalion_5 on October 06, 2007, 05:05:00 am
                http://nihao.com/
 
 look at the polls on the left.
 
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on October 06, 2007, 07:26:00 am
                In Reply To #594
 It's over 9,000                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on October 07, 2007, 02:03:00 pm
                if Wesp and Tessera had a child...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on October 07, 2007, 02:25:00 pm
                In Reply To #596
 
 Az, You crack me up.
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 09, 2007, 09:07:00 am
                http://www.gametrailers.com/player/26113.html
 
 I can't believe they actually made a game out of a movie this obscure! Tough some natural born Tremere may like it.
 
 And Julian Sands would be perfect for the role of the usurper himself.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BeauxChaotica on October 09, 2007, 11:26:00 am
                http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sq-XJSxLO2g
 
 It all becomes clear...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on October 09, 2007, 01:12:00 pm
                In Reply To #598
 
 Hey, I remember that movie!
 I'm not surprised by the bad review. Moviegames tend to suck...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 09, 2007, 01:23:00 pm
               
Crazy-Legs posted:
Hey, I remember that movie!
 I'm not surprised by the bad review. Moviegames tend to suck...

 
 That narrator has no sense of comedic timing or tone.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 09, 2007, 08:13:00 pm
                I remembers that filmie most amusing,n now i want ta get a generic hot lass in wod chronicle to give birth to a full grown man for horror shock value thingie!
 
 PS: The gamey wanst so bad when compared to others of it s movie licence acclaim screwing thingey n ayes the review suckeds!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on October 10, 2007, 03:51:00 am
                Laughed so hard I cried.  I give you...Tourettes Guy versus the Bird (set to the music of Blur)
 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MPgnkdstWtM&NR=1                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 10, 2007, 12:14:00 pm
                In Reply To #603
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on October 10, 2007, 12:24:00 pm
                In Reply To #604
 
 Atleast you can see he ain't got tourettes for real.
 
 Regards...
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 10, 2007, 12:33:00 pm
                Micropocessor speed for robots have come a long way since the eighties
 
 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hAWL6GdQ2pE                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 12, 2007, 01:37:00 pm
                Ass Pennies...
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 14, 2007, 04:36:00 pm
                McCain's Lucky Charms                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 16, 2007, 10:04:00 am
               
Josh Boruff posted:
Svdl better get that power up - and fast!!!
 

 
 
 
Josh Boruff posted:
lord funk is out to ruin romance for 14-year-old girls everywhere.
 

                         

 

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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 17, 2007, 12:58:00 pm
               
">Pictures everyday?

 
 
">BRAWWWLLLER!
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 17, 2007, 01:42:00 pm
                http://www.kunstler.com/eyesore_200709.html  
 
 I rather spend the ammount of cash needed for that P.O.S on a new PC that can run Crysis. It will probably be slightly more expensive tough.
 
 (Dam it! Even posting a simple link somhow became as complicated as writing a next gen 3D engine!)                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 17, 2007, 02:00:00 pm
                That's really only useful for car collecters, for when they have to pick up a new car they just bought ffrom a distance to far for messing with a taxi to be viable (or a classic they don't want to risk driving).                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 18, 2007, 10:08:00 pm
                Mario and Luigi teach sex ed. I lol'd.
 
 http://toocoolvideos.blogspot.com/2007/10/lost-nintendo-sex-ed-tape.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 19, 2007, 09:45:00 pm
               
&feature=dir">One take
n
&NR=1">Another
at the same subject rule of fist striking!
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 19, 2007, 09:51:00 pm
               
">N screw the arcane navigator!
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 26, 2007, 06:57:00 am
                http://projects.washingtonpost.com/2007/sellout-songs/
 
 How does your favorite band score?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on October 26, 2007, 09:00:00 am
               
EPOBot posted:http://projects.washingtonpost.com/2007/sellout-songs/
 
 How does your favorite band score?
 

 
 Not many bands are already done (maybe 100?), and it's rather hard to rate one yourself as the variables in the calculator are highly inconsistent and opinionated.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on October 26, 2007, 09:27:00 am
                Can't argue with Halliburton being the most un-rock'n roll company imaginable tough.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 26, 2007, 12:37:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on October 28, 2007, 04:30:00 pm
                Soundboard of Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator"!  laugh
 
 http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Westmar.aspx  
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on October 30, 2007, 11:06:00 pm
                This IS BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKFILLMMM!!!!!!!!
 
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 Perfection? PERFUSION!
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 01, 2007, 12:16:00 am
                They intercepted Wal-Mart's phone calls and....
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 01, 2007, 11:36:00 pm
               
 Fashion tips for women.
 
 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 02, 2007, 04:03:00 am
                I've been waiting for this to come out... love
 
 
 http://break.com/index/dead-girls-gone-wild.html                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on November 03, 2007, 10:19:00 pm
                sick   doh!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 04, 2007, 11:40:00 pm
               
 I've found a new webcomic. Well, new to me anyway.
 
 http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=73                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 05, 2007, 03:36:00 am
                Lol, WTF??????
 
 
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 I have a new guitar hero...
 
 
 
 
 
 I wish we could goldmine this shit right here...
 
 
 Lol, Crazy Train!
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 05, 2007, 06:18:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 05, 2007, 06:34:00 pm
                I would have used Raziel for something similar!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 06, 2007, 03:09:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on November 09, 2007, 12:04:00 am
               
">Jim Jeffries

 
 dunno if i posted this yet. and dont care. WATCH IT!                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 09, 2007, 02:05:00 am
               
RakishAzrael posted:
">Jim Jeffries

 
 dunno if i posted this yet. and dont care. WATCH IT!

 
 He got funnier as it went on.
 
 
 I about shit my pants when I saw this:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 10, 2007, 10:04:00 am
                From what i understand about it, Mass effect is mature rated because it has interacial sex scenes with blue alien babes...
 
 Was that an earthquake or just the nerds preordering it?                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on November 10, 2007, 01:43:00 pm
               
EPOBot posted:
From what i understand about it, Mass effect is mature rated because it has interacial sex scenes with blue alien babes...
 
 Was that an earthquake or just the nerds preordering it?

 
 I dunno about that.
 
 IGN has the "sex scene" up on the website, and it's pretty tame. The blue alien will also sleep with you no matter who you choose to be your avatar.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 10, 2007, 07:28:00 pm
                Well, i wasn't really expecting anything from the Sin bin.
 
 Love the suble hint of an alien OOOOOOOOrgasm tough.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on November 10, 2007, 07:32:00 pm
                I was just thinking about ladies that look like the tremere female pc having orgasms LoL... Now that was subtle happy
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 10, 2007, 07:40:00 pm
                She can't because she's cold and dead. About the anatomy of blue aliens, i have no knowledge.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on November 10, 2007, 07:58:00 pm
                Who's dead?
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on November 11, 2007, 12:07:00 am
               
EPOBot posted:
Well, i wasn't really expecting anything from the Sin bin.
 
 Love the suble hint of an alien OOOOOOOOrgasm tough.

 
 That was a complete ripoff of the sex scene from titanic.
 
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on November 11, 2007, 05:31:00 am
                Wich in turn was stolen from several other movies as well. So what? I just love the constant pop culture references in games.
 
 It beats a black screen and Jeanette getting bored...Actually, Bloodlines missed a few opportunities for racyness: No Romero coutch jumping, no pinning Nadia against the wall of the morgue, no taking advantage of Heather's bloodbond. It was mature rated already, so why holding back? tongue
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 11, 2007, 08:01:00 pm
               
EPOBot posted:
Wich in turn was stolen from several other movies as well. So what? I just love the constant pop culture references in games.
 
 It beats a black screen and Jeanette getting bored...Actually, Bloodlines missed a few opportunities for racyness: No Romero coutch jumping, no pinning Nadia against the wall of the morgue, no taking advantage of Heather's bloodbond. It was mature rated already, so why holding back? tongue
 
 (These smilies are just HORRIBLE!!)

 
 Agreed. I'm not perverted or anything... well... I probably am but whatever...
 I prefer the "realism" of blue aliensex to a black screen and there was really no excuse for holding back on the fun with the rest of the above. It's just my humble opition but if it's okay to implode a human being after several seconds of unimaginable agony, it's perfectly fine to have your way with others. One brings short term intense suffering followed by an undignified death while the other brings pleasure and pleasant memories (unless of course you decide to eat their aorta afterwards and even then...).                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 12, 2007, 05:26:00 am
                LSD propaganda film from the 60's
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 17, 2007, 12:46:00 am
                This site chronicles men who look like old lesbians...
 
 http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2007-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&updated-max=2008-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&max-results=5  0                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 17, 2007, 01:52:00 pm
               
 That old duck and cover film.
 
 
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 Not a word about the radiation...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 17, 2007, 06:32:00 pm
                http://www.thesmokinggun.com/tsgtv/index.html?id=Misc3&link=TSGTVshlk
 
 Short documentary about the sex lives of senior citizens in assisted living facilities...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 17, 2007, 06:59:00 pm
                Not nsfw, just Fox News clips but totally lol...
 
 http://foxnewsporn.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on November 21, 2007, 01:30:00 am
               
">Mary Peteroppins!
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on November 27, 2007, 05:25:00 pm
                Old article, but I just re-read it and it's still great:
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/simcity-advisors.php?page=1                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on November 28, 2007, 06:58:00 am
               
Offkorn posted:
Old article, but I just re-read it and it's still great:
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/simcity-advisors.php?page=1

 
 T-virus? Secret abortion alley? Ah... simple pleasures.
 Why do I visit this page so rarely?
                       

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on November 30, 2007, 05:08:00 am
                http://break.com/index/sofa-king-we-todd-did.html  
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MegWeakness on November 30, 2007, 11:02:00 am
                www.Myspace.com/BraNdoN olDhaM                        

 

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Post by: [archive] BleuSphere on November 30, 2007, 05:06:00 pm
               
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on December 02, 2007, 09:02:00 am
                This made me smile. Australian Aborigines dancing to Zorba the Greek.
 
 http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=O-MucVWo-Pw                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on December 02, 2007, 10:25:00 am
                Quick post before I pass out from exhaustion:
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cousin-guitar-keanu.php?page=6
 
 Look at the name of the owner of that site...coinsidence?                        

 

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Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on December 03, 2007, 01:18:00 am
               
Offkorn posted:
Quick post before I pass out from exhaustion:
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cousin-guitar-keanu.php?page=6
 
 Look at the name of the owner of that site...coinsidence?

 
 im disturbed and horrified and...i REALLY hope to have someone make a fansite like that for me one day. talk about an ego boost.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on December 03, 2007, 08:29:00 am
               
RakishAzrael posted:
Offkorn posted:
Quick post before I pass out from exhaustion:
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cousin-guitar-keanu.php?page=6
 
 Look at the name of the owner of that site...coinsidence?

 
 im disturbed and horrified and...i REALLY hope to have someone make a fansite like that for me one day. talk about an ego boost.

 
 Don't hold your breath.
 But I suppose all must be allowed to dream...
 I won't have my big, brass stature of me surrounded by my fellow representatives of the working class following the second October Revolution either...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 04, 2007, 06:08:00 pm
                Dog gets a little too excited around kid playing with his Nintendo Wii.
 
 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791936/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 04, 2007, 06:29:00 pm
                BOOM SHAKALAKA!
 
 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738771                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 05, 2007, 03:27:00 am
                http://www.break.com/index/bad-case-of-diarrhea.html
 
 
 If you say this is NSFW I'll scategorically deny it.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on December 05, 2007, 04:25:00 am
               
Offkorn posted:
Quick post before I pass out from exhaustion:
 
 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cousin-guitar-keanu.php?page=6
 
 Look at the name of the owner of that site...coinsidence?

 
 Hahahaha...                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on December 05, 2007, 06:17:00 am
                First some background: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2702977
 
 Now, the Audio re-enactment of one of his stories: http://www.filmcow.com/stuff/heroansends.mp3
 
 And, a Flash re-enactment of a different story from the same guy:
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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 05, 2007, 03:54:00 pm
                http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760481
 
 An instant clasic.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on December 07, 2007, 11:14:00 pm
                Witness a real-life teenage love/drama note:
 
 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2706759                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on December 08, 2007, 04:16:00 pm
                I only read the first page, but...Christ, how awesomely stupid.  So far my best quote:
 "Crip City is awesome, I played this one campaign where I got a +2 shiv that also gave +30% to saves against hustling"                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on December 09, 2007, 08:27:00 am
                Tessera seems to get banned from every forum he ever enters:
 
 http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=927136&topic=40005662                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on December 09, 2007, 04:17:00 pm
                Now just wait one gosh darn second...you mean to tell us that Tess is running around the internet spouting conspiracy theories, claiming to possess intimate knowledge of a dev team's failures, and encouraging people to boycott games?  I'm shocked.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on December 09, 2007, 11:54:00 pm
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
Now just wait one gosh darn second...you mean to tell us that Tess is running around the internet spouting conspiracy theories, claiming to possess intimate knowledge of a dev team's failures, and encouraging people to boycott games?  I'm shocked.

 
 Pmsl.
 
 Anyway,. Reason for posting is I can't stop laughing at my cat licking its advent calender trying to open up the doors it isn't meant too. She hasn't sussed it out yet though.
 
 Naughty Kitty hehe.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 10, 2007, 05:03:00 am
                Some dating sites need to be more aware where their random sponsor links are popping up...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 11, 2007, 08:05:00 am
                One of the most fun thingies i v done in me life has been breaking inside a female garment store (http://www.complot.com.ar/) to acquire a Pucca bodice for someone whom my cofee never promptly serves and yet a liking I harbor for O_-
 
 The expression in the outer rims of the resident laboring youbg entities priceless was,and their glee filled me with hapiness after whipping one quick sketchie of so absurd a situation! :P                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 13, 2007, 10:09:00 pm
                http://deanage.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on December 13, 2007, 10:21:00 pm
                Friggin' hilarious.  Granted, it will only make sense if you saw
&feature=related">the event that inspired it
.  There's an even more dramatic,
">nuclear-powered version
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on December 15, 2007, 12:27:00 pm
                This is only funny if you know the context:
 
 
Arson Equity posted:
How can you not even see porn in this day and age. Any 12 year old with an internet connection can get you whatever you don't want to see quicker than you can say "NO NOT THE EELS AGAIN."
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 16, 2007, 07:33:00 pm
                New addie I saw in the baneful publicity corner!
                         

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on December 16, 2007, 09:32:00 pm
                Nice one, Monstro.  That ad's been in circulation for all of 12 hours, and you've already spoofed it  applause                        

 

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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on December 16, 2007, 09:34:00 pm
                Always glad ta be of service Master Hollow Heavens,sir!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Umnir on December 17, 2007, 02:57:00 pm
                Hahahha, nice one!                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on December 20, 2007, 10:20:00 am
                Conversational reviews at their best:
 
 Part 1
 Part 2
 Part 3
 Part 4
 Part 5
 Part 6
 Part 7
 
 Part 1 Excerpt:
 
 
Runaway Alarm Clock - $49.95
 
 This is the alarm clock that rolls away and hides when you hit its snooze button, and it continues to emit a random pattern of beeps and flashes, encouraging drowsy sleepers to seek it out in order to shut it off. The wheels can move over wood floors and carpet, so it can maneuver into unexpected corners, increasing the challenge to find it. Wheels may be disabled in case of extreme frustration. (Skymall)

 
 "Essentially, this alarm clock tries to destroy you from the moment you wake up. The psychological toll it would take on a man would be devastating. Can you imagine a wild-eyed Runaway owner stalking through Radio Shack with a switchblade and screaming at the phones to stop staring at him? Or chasing a group of coeds through campus because he thinks their iPods are conspiring to steal his blood?"
 
 
Giant Lighter - $29.95
 
 Be the life of the party with our Giant Lighter. Imagine the looks on your friends' faces as you casually pull out your Giant Lighter to light their cigarette. People simply have to know where they can get one. Good for a thousand laughs over a lifetime, we couldn't help but include this one-of-a-kind Giant Lighter into our gadget collection. (Skymall)

 
 "The entire background also has an impossibly bright sheen. It's one thing to edit out the background but there's not an ounce of color anywhere on the surface of the chromed lighter. Has she set everything in the immediate vicinity on fire? Also if that's her idealized self then she must fancy facial creases that look like Pancho Villa's mustache."
 
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 Part 2 Excerpt:
 
 
One-piece swimsuit - $99.95
 
 One-piece swimsuit has knotted piping strings to connect the triangle top and bikini bottom. Halter ties at neck and in back. Bottom has 1" sides, Rio coverage. By Aguaclara. Nylon/spandex. Hand wash. Imported. (Skymall)

 
 "Looking into her bellybutton is like looking into the Big Bang. All of time is contained within her and you can see the history of fashion if you look closely enough. As you fall into the abyss, she looks like a women's suffrage documentary playing in reverse."
 
 
Relax 'N Nap Pillow - $19.95-$69.95
 
 Relieves tension on neck, back and shoulders and lets you sleep like a baby! Patented "air portal" ventilation system allows you to rest face down in comfort while breathing fresh clean air. (Skymall)

 
 "If she stops flapping her trap, you could push the ramp back and forth to simulate a loving head bob. Now that I think about it, that would look like a miniature golf obstacle. Unarousing."
 
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 Part 3 Excerpt:
 
 
Firefly Survival Poncho - $89.99-$99.99
 
 Escape those deadly flames with this life-saving poncho! This product could literally save the lives of you and your family members. The Firefly Survival Poncho provides protection from the intense heat and flames of a fire so you can quickly move to safety without harming yourself or others. Oversized ponchos slip on easily and offer plenty of room inside for children or pets. Aluminized fiberglass construction resists heat up to 1650 degrees F. Size: Adult and Child. (Skymall)
 

 
 "It also has room for pets or children, in case you want to kidnap someone from a burning building. It's like shooting fish in a barrel for kidnappers, all you do is follow the fire trucks! "Come with me, kid, I'm Darth Vaaaader! C'mon, I'm your faaaather!""                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 22, 2007, 02:25:00 am
                A faux MSFT training video.
 
 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9076288729387457440&q=bbc+duration%3Along&total=2486&start=20&num=10&so=3&type=search&  amp;plindex=0                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on December 22, 2007, 01:29:00 pm
                OMGZ! New addition to my arsenal.
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Ph3@r m3 50ck pupp37z!!11!one!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on December 22, 2007, 04:26:00 pm
                ^^^^^^ Scratches head? 111 LoL?
 
 Regards...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] AntiSockPuppet on December 23, 2007, 04:48:00 am
                < Scratches foot                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 23, 2007, 05:49:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 25, 2007, 07:13:00 pm
                2 girls 1 cup performed by pumpkins.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Grendel34 on December 26, 2007, 01:04:00 pm
                That was the best re enactment EVAR!                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BleuSphere on December 27, 2007, 07:32:00 am
                It's a good thing the internet is spread out over a wide area, otherwise all the pervyness would cause the earth to tip sideways.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on December 29, 2007, 05:24:00 am
                http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/152387.html?playlist=featured#comments_top
 
 On line,you find something new every day, lmao!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on December 30, 2007, 04:02:00 pm
                Normally I don't like toilet-related humor, but this was good:
 
 
Extra_Thumbs posted:
I like the poop weighing idea. You'd just be sitting there and then splash, followed by a massive digital readout and a booming voice declaring 'FIVE POUNDS!! NEW RECORD!!! DO DO DO DOOOO!!" And confetti falls from the ceiling.
 
 Then a few minutes later you'd hear the dreaded 'PLAYER TWO HAS ENTERED THE GAME'.
 

                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on December 31, 2007, 01:34:00 am
                I haven't laughed this hard in ages, this is the funniest in-game dialog I've ever heard!
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Javokis on January 01, 2008, 08:28:00 pm
                Oblivion Bugs
 
 
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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 01, 2008, 10:17:00 pm
                Startling new evidence as to how Master Van Gogh Really lost his ear:
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 01, 2008, 10:26:00 pm
               
Signothorn posted:
I haven't laughed this hard in ages, this is the funniest in-game dialog I've ever heard!
 
 
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 That was downright scary... that guy... oh man...
 Antisocial fellow trying to date through game whilst spouting nonsense about Japan...
 Then the last bit... something tells me that someone will find four dead neighbours in his freezer.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 02, 2008, 11:04:00 pm
               
&eurl">I still be askin how comes I never got recruited into this most admirable collective of enthusiasts!

 
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MegWeakness on January 03, 2008, 11:07:00 am
               
ElGostro posted:
&eurl">I still be askin how comes I never got recruited into this most admirable collective of enthusiasts!

 Because you're so lame
 
 
 
 

 I laughed out loud when I saw this.
 
 
ElGostro posted:
Startling new evidence as to how Master Van Gogh Really lost his ear:
 
 

 Wow. Ok now that's scary. That man is never coming near me.
 
 
Signothorn posted:
2 girls 1 cup performed by pumpkins.
 
 

 Hehe. 2 girls 1 cup? Isn't that that really sick website? the one that's like www.2girls1cup.com? cute though.
 
 
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 Alright this is really funny. I can just imagine how it sounds.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 03, 2008, 06:48:00 pm
               
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Hehe. 2 girls 1 cup? Isn't that that really sick website? the one that's like www.2girls1cup.com? cute though.
 

 
 Nah, it's a video involving 2 girls, 1 cup, and excrement. It's got nothing on swap.avi but it's not something very pleasant to watch...unless you're a Coprophiliac.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on January 03, 2008, 07:00:00 pm
               
Offkorn posted:
MegWeakness posted:
Hehe. 2 girls 1 cup? Isn't that that really sick website? the one that's like www.2girls1cup.com? cute though.
 

 
 Nah, it's a video involving 2 girls, 1 cup, and excrement. It's got nothing on swap.avi but it's not something very pleasant to watch...unless you're a Coprophiliac.

 
 I like 2girlsfingerpaint myself.
 
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Grendel34 on January 03, 2008, 07:18:00 pm
               
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 It's got nothing on swap.avi

 
 Never mention that file again  sick                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on January 05, 2008, 03:57:00 am
                That thing came up in conversation around here like a year ago.  If you don't know what it is, SomethingAwful has an article whose hilarity approaches "legendary": The Horrible Saga of SWAP.avi
 
 p.s. don't anybody post a link to the actual file, fer fuck's sake                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 05, 2008, 09:32:00 am
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
SomethingAwful has an article whose hilarity approaches "legendary"
 

 
 It contains what is easily one of my favorite lines:
 
 "No longer could we cling to the illusory belief that our skyscrapers were immune to the fell mischief of Loki."
 
 -------------
 
 Oh man, I forgot how good this article was:
 
 "Between smiles and giggles they look as if they might cry. Perhaps it is my imagination. I am shaken."
 
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 That article necessarily lead me to this one about the faces of lovemaking.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 05, 2008, 10:23:00 am
                The most shocking part about SWAP.avi is how cheap it was. I think those "women" got like fifty bucks for it. Just wow.
 
 And yes, if you post a link to that POS the government will send in a squad of marines to shoot you and burn your remains.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 05, 2008, 10:38:00 pm
               
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 That article necessarily lead me to this one about the faces of lovemaking.

 
 Horrifying.
 This does make me wonder what the hell provoked that kind of reaction from the man...
 Something truly magnificent must have graced his mortal coil.
 
 
 Haha...
 http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2678                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 06, 2008, 02:37:00 am
               
 
 DEMONS!                        

 

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Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on January 07, 2008, 10:12:00 am
                What you get when indian pop music lyrics sound like english words. Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Benny Lava!!
 
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 07, 2008, 02:10:00 pm
                I'm not sure where to put this, as it's equal parts wtf/lol/happy:
 
 Domino's online ordering now has a Pizza Tracker...a little flash-based...thing...that actually tracks your pizza as it's being made/delivered. I mean, just wow.
 
 Seriously, check this out:
 
                         

 

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Post by: [archive] Umnir on January 07, 2008, 02:14:00 pm
               
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What you get when indian pop music lyrics sound like english words. Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Benny Lava!!
 
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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on January 08, 2008, 02:14:00 am
                Some day I sell DNA!! dancing                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Javokis on January 08, 2008, 03:40:00 am
               
&NR=1">Girly man.
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 08, 2008, 04:20:00 am
               
Offkorn posted:

 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Offkorn/PizzaTracker.png

 
 On an instinctual level, I disbelieve anything coming from a "Fact-O-Matic"...                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on January 09, 2008, 12:15:00 am
               
Javokis posted:
&NR=1">Girly man.

 

 "Salad is a cargo you could do."  Is that some kind of drug reference? raised_brow                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 09, 2008, 11:32:00 pm
               
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 Cruel, vengeful christian god, I have no life! I actually dipped into my determination, something that usually only surfaces when I'm studying vampirism and looked up just what's happening. He's squeezing boobs. Yeah... and his name is Santino Lee. Supposedly, his face was turned into an internet meme for a while... fully understandable...
 
 This ends up here because I laugh at Scientology...
 http://www.cracked.com/article_14932_top-10-secret-celebrity-scientologists.html
 
 Haha!
 http://lronhubbard.ytmnd.com/                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on January 11, 2008, 01:58:00 am
                I just spent the last 2 hours reading through some of the articles on that site.  When I was a kid I came into the possession of a big ol' box of Cracked magazines.  I'm somewhat surprised that the brand's humor has gotten more sophisticated since its early days of MAD Magazine-esque antics.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] MegWeakness on January 11, 2008, 11:41:00 am
                Hehe. I just read a message that one of my friends sent me. She's in her class with the computer and she says that the teacher is sitting on her knees in the chair. She also says that she's bored and that her teach is SOOO BORING!! I don't think I've had that teacher yet. She's a junior so most likely not. I gotta go. The bell just rang. Bye!!
 
  Megs Loves Carey!                        

 

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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 13, 2008, 04:20:00 pm
                BACK,BACK TO HELL WITH THEE FOUL FACELESS MYSPACE PORNCAM SCAM SPAMMER!!!!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 15, 2008, 12:19:00 am
                Hahaha...
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 16, 2008, 03:57:00 am
                I finally got around to watching past Episode 1 of Reaper, and it's surprisingly quite funny. Episode 3 has a perfect Ghostbusters homage.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] MegWeakness on January 17, 2008, 11:40:00 am
                That's great hon. I don't know what would make you laugh but I hope you'll laugh at this *sticks whole fist in mouth.* I get to go on a trip after school. I have some things to do for 4-H this afternoon at 3:30. Well I gotta get off. Bye!!
 
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 19, 2008, 01:50:00 am
                Wow, hahaha
 
 http://blip.tv/file/520347                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 19, 2008, 08:58:00 am
               
 The family dog gets riled up by my dad making noise and runs straight into the kitchen wall.
 They actually filmed it.
 
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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on January 19, 2008, 11:21:00 am
                http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/162027.html?playlist=featured#comments_top
 
 Love that game sooo much.^^                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on January 19, 2008, 05:52:00 pm
               
EPOBot posted:http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/162027.html?playlist=featured#comments_top
 
 Love that game sooo much.^^

 
 Whatever turns you on LoL wink
 
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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on January 20, 2008, 11:31:00 pm
               
 
 
                       

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Javokis on January 21, 2008, 02:12:00 am
               
EPOBot posted:http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/162027.html?playlist=featured#comments_top
 
 Love that game sooo much.^^

 
 I've always wondered what conversations they have when we're not around. That really shed some light on things.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on January 21, 2008, 03:09:00 am
                That cube was kind of a bitch.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 21, 2008, 09:04:00 pm
               
 
 
 
 
 It's from this site:
 
 http://rense.com/1.mpicons/dees1.htm                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Umnir on January 23, 2008, 07:23:00 pm
                Im not sure if this is already posted (?)
 
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 24, 2008, 09:39:00 am
               
Psylocibe posted:
What the fuck is so appealing about cute, misguided little Hot Topic girls that gives them the Plaid Miniskirt of Dire Fucking +3?

 
 Brilliance.
 
 From the second page of this thread.
 
 Oh, and remember the Faces of Porn thread? Someone actually made a site devoted to them.
 
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Hassan Mikal posted:
Pete, I'm looking for a dog and I need some advice. He says, "Well, what kind of breed are you looking at?" Golden retriever, like the one in the hit movie Homeward Bound, I say. "Nah, those dogs got all sorts of problems." Well, what about a collie. "No sir, those dogs are too uptight." Okay, beagles seem cool. "Don't. Everybody will think you got it just because of Snoopy." Dejected, I walked home and discovered my house had been robbed.
 
 Then you finally get a dog from a place that was somehow approved by everybody you know and it managed to survive the first two weeks in your home. It's fun for a while but then you stand around while the dog breaks everything you own and defiles your wife. You say to yourself, "You know, this is nice, but it's missing something..."
 

 
 Dog & Boat article.
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on January 24, 2008, 12:15:00 pm
               
Offkorn posted:
this thread
 

 
 
 
Quote from: Sorry to hear you aren't religious, but by making a wise decision like that you are certainly following God's word, even if you do not realize it. I personally believe that a good prayer is enough to prevent unwanted conception. It's best to say one right before the act and then right afterwards. I understand that it may not be for you, but some people here may appreciate the tip!

 Glorious... absolutely glorious. May I?
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 25, 2008, 11:32:00 am
               
Zack Parsons posted:
Some balding fat guy with a shelf full of Tom Clancy books, such as Tom Clancy, might argue that even though the missile shield does not protect us from current threats, it does protect us against potential threats. Ignoring the fact that we have yet to develop a "national alien raygun defense" to protect against that potential threat, there is no real suggestion that the interceptor missiles will function correctly.
 

 
 
 Ah, Tom Clancy jokes...such a rare delicacy.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on January 25, 2008, 08:41:00 pm
                Message to Scientology
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 26, 2008, 12:34:00 am
               
Dante_Malice posted:
Message to Scientology
 
 
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 Yeah, that was funny, I don't know why I chose to post it in the WTF thread two days ago. doh!                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on January 26, 2008, 03:06:00 am
                Ah, didn't see it there...                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on January 26, 2008, 07:11:00 pm
                Scientology's technical dictionary:
 
 http://professoremilioestevez.googlepages.com/home                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on January 26, 2008, 10:38:00 pm
               
Dante_Malice posted:
Ah, didn't see it there...

 
 It's okay, hehehe.
 
 
 
 http://www.breitbart.tv/html/36094.html
 
 Also, part deux:
 
 
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 02, 2008, 08:04:00 am
                http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1073658/sarah_silverman_singing_with_matt_damon/                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on February 02, 2008, 03:18:00 pm
               
Signothorn posted:http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1073658/sarah_silverman_singing_with_matt_damon/

 
 
 That was good, but I liked it better when it was called "Scotty Doesn't Know."                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 02, 2008, 03:21:00 pm
               
BlackRusskie posted:
Signothorn posted:http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1073658/sarah_silverman_singing_with_matt_damon/

 
 
 That was good, but I liked it better when it was called "Scotty Doesn't Know."

 
 Lol, that's exactly what went through my mind when I saw it.                        

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 08, 2008, 07:48:00 am
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on February 08, 2008, 10:53:00 am
                A Day in the Life of Axle.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 08, 2008, 12:48:00 pm
               
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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 08, 2008, 07:07:00 pm
                lol, weiner poopie
 
 
 
 
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Post by: [archive] NATAN_ODASH on February 09, 2008, 11:51:00 am
                Check this out:
 
 http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/fof/index.html                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 09, 2008, 10:05:00 pm
                That Axl Rose thing was pretty pathetic.  As a side note, Kevin Bowen was the guy that helped me get into E3 to see Bloodlines in 2004.
 
 Also...
 
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on February 09, 2008, 10:36:00 pm
               
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That Axl Rose thing was pretty pathetic.
 

 
 That wasn't Axle Rose...
 
 You didn't read the accompanying Article?                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 09, 2008, 10:38:00 pm
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
That Axl Rose thing was pretty pathetic.  As a side note, Kevin Bowen was the guy that helped me get into E3 to see Bloodlines in 2004.
 
 Also...
 
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 Uh, wha... Axl Rose? I don't see a post about Axl Rose or a mention of Kevin. Am I missing something? You been feeding near the skids again? raised_brow                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on February 10, 2008, 06:51:00 pm
                Congratulations you have won a xbox 360 lol. Whatever!
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 10, 2008, 06:59:00 pm
                Yes, apparently I was on crack yesterday. drooling
 No idea where the Axl Rose thing came from.  But the beginning of the clip tells you that Fragmaster is the star.  Here he is last summer:
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on February 11, 2008, 03:24:00 am
                Hey BR, here's something for you (did I mention that SA has the best adds?):
 
                         

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on February 11, 2008, 09:20:00 pm
               
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Hey BR, here's something for you (did I mention that SA has the best adds?):
 
 

 
 lol, that is pretty cool.
 
 
 Yeah, SA is a damn good site.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 14, 2008, 02:57:00 am
                Dunno why but this reminded me of MegWeakness...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 14, 2008, 04:00:00 am
                laugh  
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Hit me up on motha-fuckin' my space 'n shit...I'll KILL your ass!  cry  
 

 Priceless.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on February 16, 2008, 12:40:00 am
                What will they make next for women.
 
 http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/5776
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MoonMad:P on February 19, 2008, 10:56:00 am
               
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 19, 2008, 10:44:00 pm
               
MooCHa2 posted:
What will they make next for women.
 
 http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/5776
 

 
 A vibrating razor...came across it quite by surprise.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 21, 2008, 03:31:00 am
                I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This kid is totally obsessed with myspace and his older brother, brother's friends and a video camera try to intervene and he goes completely apeshit.
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 21, 2008, 04:21:00 am
                thinking  Sure, they were picking on him mercilessly, but Jesus Christ...conduct disorder much?  I wonder what the neighbors think of all the screaming.  Whatever.  I'm no psychologist.  It just seems like all of those kids could use a little something we call "supervision."                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on February 21, 2008, 08:41:00 am
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
I'm no psychologist.  It just seems like all of those kids could use a little something we call "shock therapy."

 
 
 Fixed.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on February 21, 2008, 11:44:00 am
               
BlackRusskie posted:
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
I'm no psycho.  It just seems like all of those nerds could use a little something we call "Glock Therapy."

 
 
 Fixed.

 
 Now it's fixed :P
 
 @ Skyra weird razor that happy  Could be a lot of fun though in the right hands wink
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 21, 2008, 11:46:00 am
                I used to be like that kid. Altough 75% less extreme. SO glad to be an adult now. Leaving highschool felt like becoming Budha.
 
 There is obviously more going on then you see in the video. I bet the older brother and his posse have been using the hyperbole kid as a verbal voodoo doll for years because he is a nerd and has no way of beating them in the social foodchain.
 
 I refuse to find this funny. For all i know, the highschool picking order has become twice as bad since i left.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 21, 2008, 11:51:00 am
                the fun thingie be trascending the mold and cracking the egg thrice blinded one!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 21, 2008, 09:05:00 pm
                Our next U.S. Prez.
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on February 21, 2008, 09:14:00 pm
               
Signothorn posted:
Our next U.S. Prez.
 
 

 
 It looks like he has seen Az for the first time laugh
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 21, 2008, 09:21:00 pm
               
MooCHa2 posted:
Signothorn posted:
Our next U.S. Prez.
 
 

 
 It looks like he has seen Az for the first time laugh
 
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 Look sweetie, it's a boy stealing generically bland tea from a stand over there!                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 21, 2008, 10:32:00 pm
               
Signothorn posted:
MooCHa2 posted:
Signothorn posted:
Our next U.S. Prez.
 
 

 
 It looks like he has seen Az for the first time laugh
 
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 Look sweetie, it's a boy stealing generically bland tea from a stand over there!

 
 oh fuck you both!
 
 i started laughing at moochas reply and when i scrolled down to sigs i fell out of my chair. lmao.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 21, 2008, 10:59:00 pm
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on February 21, 2008, 11:02:00 pm
               
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*poorly photoshopped picture*

 
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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 21, 2008, 11:04:00 pm
                nice....very nice.
 
 
 
 Also...what the fuck is
&feature=related">in that box?!
                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 21, 2008, 11:10:00 pm
               
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 I have a pic on my cell phone of one of my old friends at a Germantown, MD McDonalds that has that statue. He's eating a burger right in front of the statue and it looks as though he giving him.... I wish I knew how to get the pic of my cell, I don't have a cable and my phone is ancient.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 21, 2008, 11:47:00 pm
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
nice....very nice.
 
 
 Also...what the fuck is
&feature=related">in that box?!


 
 Maybe the battering ram he was talking about? Or a giant rubber penis, I guess it could be a giant rubber penis.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 23, 2008, 12:18:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on February 23, 2008, 12:52:00 am
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 23, 2008, 04:09:00 am
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] MooCHa2 on February 23, 2008, 01:40:00 pm
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] NATAN_ODASH on February 24, 2008, 02:39:00 pm
               
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 Is he giving her a joint ?                        

 

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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on February 24, 2008, 02:45:00 pm
               
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 Is he giving her a joint ?

                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 24, 2008, 05:17:00 pm
                127.0.0.1 is the well-known loopback IP address.  No idea why he posted it.
 
 As for the mikeroll video...what the fuck am I seeing?  Am I completely crazy, or is that some sort of deranged prelude to the "skeezy dude fucks retarded girl on webcam" clip???  I'm pretty sure that would be illegal in most jurisdictions (outisde of West Virginia).                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 24, 2008, 10:21:00 pm
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
 I'm pretty sure that would be illegal in most jurisdictions (outisde of West Virginia).

 
 Legal in West Virginia but statute 611-3b states; "the persons involved must have a minimum of six teeth between them and 4 years working for a coal mine union" so the bar is raised pretty high for obvious reasons. nerd                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 24, 2008, 11:15:00 pm
                6 teeth, eh?  Reminds me of that old joke...
 
 Q. What has 21 teeth and 7 eyes?
 
 A. The overnight crew at Waffle House.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 25, 2008, 08:01:00 am
               
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 This one just cracks me up.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on February 25, 2008, 12:42:00 pm
                http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803224
 Propably posted before but.. it's worth it                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on February 26, 2008, 03:16:00 am
                Jimmy Kimmel gets his revenge....
 
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on February 27, 2008, 08:20:00 am
                Foamie's toughts about real dolls:
 
 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/426344                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on February 28, 2008, 07:01:00 pm
                I was going to put this in the wtf thread, but after really looking at it, I almost hyperventilated.
 
                         

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on February 28, 2008, 09:39:00 pm
                Please tell me that's not a Fleshlight.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on March 02, 2008, 08:14:00 pm
                A Dumb and Dumber clip.  Or should I say
&feature=related">Gay and Gayer
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Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 03, 2008, 08:49:00 am
               
Offkorn posted:
I was going to put this in the wtf thread, but after really looking at it, I almost hyperventilated.
 

 
 Horrifyingly hilarious...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] EPOBot on March 03, 2008, 11:41:00 am
                More like: "Assume foetal position and weep"                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 04, 2008, 05:42:00 am
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Dark666Prophet on March 04, 2008, 06:43:00 am
                Oh, come on now...don't tell me you guys don't know half a dozen weird-ass people who are obsessed enough with Star Wars to have that sort of setup in their room. I know of two such individuals who sit in the back of one of my classes.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 05, 2008, 09:29:00 am
                Excerpt from the Letter from the Editor in March's GQ:
 
 
Look, I said, we are the people who invented Democracy. We know it best - better than the ancient Greeks, who, let's face it, were pedophiles and spent all day debating who to rape. ("Shall it be young Aurelius?" "Yes, it shall be!")
 
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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on March 05, 2008, 04:15:00 pm
                Why does Jesus look like Josie Scott (of Saliva), and why does the driver look like Kurt Russell?                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Dark666Prophet on March 05, 2008, 05:33:00 pm
                I think the driver looks more like what Michael Madsen and Mel Gibson's adult son would look like if men could procreate together.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] RakishAzrael on March 05, 2008, 06:42:00 pm
               
Offkorn posted:
Excerpt from the Letter from the Editor in March's GQ:
 
 
Look, I said, we are the people who invented Democracy. We know it best - better than the ancient Greeks, who, let's face it, were pedophiles and spent all day debating who to rape. ("Shall it be young Aurelius?" "Yes, it shall be!")
 
 -Jim Nelson


 
 hahaha i have a subscription to GQ. that letter was fuckin great.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on March 07, 2008, 02:18:00 pm
               
Dark666Prophet posted:
I think the driver looks more like what Michael Madsen and Mel Gibson's adult son would look like if men could procreate together.

 
 To me he looks Charlie Sheen.. or even more the other guy who's name I cant remember now and cant remember any of his movies...                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on March 07, 2008, 04:51:00 pm
               
Umnir posted:
Dark666Prophet posted:
I think the driver looks more like what Michael Madsen and Mel Gibson's adult son would look like if men could procreate together.

 
 To me he looks Charlie Sheen.. or even more the other guy who's name I cant remember now and cant remember any of his movies...

 
 Emilio Estevez?
 And who could forget Repo Man?!!
 
 
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 Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.
 
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 Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
 Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.
 
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 Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
 Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
 Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
 Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
 Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
 
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 Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on March 07, 2008, 05:35:00 pm
               
Adrian40906860 posted:
Umnir posted:
Dark666Prophet posted:
I think the driver looks more like what Michael Madsen and Mel Gibson's adult son would look like if men could procreate together.

 
 To me he looks Charlie Sheen.. or even more the other guy who's name I cant remember now and cant remember any of his movies...

 
 Emilio Estevez?
 And who could forget Repo Man?!!
 
 
 Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
 Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.
 
 **********************************
 
 Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
 Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
 Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.
 
 ***********************************
 
 Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
 Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
 Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
 Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
 Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
 
 **********************************
 
 Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
 

 
 Nope, althought that is pretty good one.
 I THINK he was on that white house whatnot series... FUCK.. Im too wasted to think now.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Adrian40906860 on March 07, 2008, 05:49:00 pm
                Nope, althought that is pretty good one.
 I THINK he was on that white house whatnot series... FUCK.. Im too wasted to think now.    
 
 So stop sampling the wares at work  shame_on_you  
 You're thinking of Martin Sheen. He's their father.
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] thevampiredio on March 10, 2008, 10:18:00 pm
                anyone watch world of whorecraft yet?
 http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=490401043&channel=196565916&lineup=504627858                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on March 11, 2008, 10:17:00 pm
                Horrifyingly long thread about whether or not John Connor would boink his pet Terminatrix  nerd   drooling   doh!   laugh                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Umnir on March 12, 2008, 09:04:00 am
               
Adrian40906860 posted:
Nope, althought that is pretty good one.
 I THINK he was on that white house whatnot series... FUCK.. Im too wasted to think now.    
 
 So stop sampling the wares at work  shame_on_you  
 You're thinking of Martin Sheen. He's their father.
 

 
 Yeap, that's the one.
 
 Geek porn (clean):
 
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 lol:
 
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 Michael Jackson's punch out:
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 15, 2008, 12:25:00 am
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 16, 2008, 01:10:00 am
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 16, 2008, 08:30:00 am
                                       

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Avernous on March 16, 2008, 10:37:00 am
                                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on March 16, 2008, 04:41:00 pm
                Somebody on IMDB uses this as their signature:
 
 "my pokemon bring al the boys to the yard n they like, u wana trade crds dam rite i wana trade crds"
 
 It's stupid as hell, but made me laugh.  I wonder if it's based on a badly made Flash cartoon or something.
 
 Update: Jesus Christ, apparently I missed this whole wretched frenzy.  That's almost as bad as the Badger, Badger, Badger thing.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 16, 2008, 10:20:00 pm
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
Somebody on IMDB uses this as their signature:
 
 "my pokemon bring al the boys to the yard n they like, u wana trade crds dam rite i wana trade crds"
 
 It's stupid as hell, but made me laugh.  I wonder if it's based on a badly made Flash cartoon or something.
 
 Update: Jesus Christ, apparently I missed this whole wretched frenzy.  That's almost as bad as the Badger, Badger, Badger thing.

 
 
 This is alot funnier when you know the original this is a parody of:
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on March 16, 2008, 10:39:00 pm
                Yeah, I've heard that song before...they even
">spoofed it in Family Guy
(though I couldn't find the original FG clip).  I just wasn't aware that the Pokemon version had become almost as prolific as Still Alive.  Those damned kids and their "I have too much time on my hands, so I'm gonna make a Anime/Hip-Hop tribute mix video."                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 18, 2008, 10:03:00 pm
                                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 21, 2008, 08:17:00 am
                Soulja boy has a pimple and well, hilarity ensues...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] BlackRusskie on March 21, 2008, 03:53:00 pm
               
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Soulja boy has a pimple and well, hilarity ensues...
 
 
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 What a little bitch.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 21, 2008, 10:26:00 pm
                Photoshop Friday wins again:
 
                         

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on March 22, 2008, 06:36:00 am
                http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/warcraft-free-gold.php
 
 GODS! I can't believe how spot on life-like this is. In ANY on line game...                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 24, 2008, 08:02:00 am
                Now that's some crazy dogma... wink
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 24, 2008, 09:05:00 am
                What's worse than bad jokes? When the joke teller thinks they're funny. This had me rolling.
 
 
 
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 What's funnier? A Chris Crocker response...
 
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 24, 2008, 09:19:00 am
               
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Now that's some crazy dogma
 

 
 You know, with that camera angle, it almost looks as if the dog is quite large. Like wolf-man large.
 
 Proof of 'werewolf' existence perhaps.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 29, 2008, 10:40:00 am
               
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this is radio rentals, open the pod bay doors hal

 
 Dan Upright was a funny guy...to bad Troika had to go crush his soul like they did.
 
 Why am I currently wandering through the Bloodlines python files you ask?
 
 It's a secret.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Dante_Malice on March 29, 2008, 06:20:00 pm
               
 Nickelback Rockstar Spoof - Popstar
 
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Javokis on March 29, 2008, 06:44:00 pm
                That was unusally well done.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Skinweaver on March 29, 2008, 09:46:00 pm
               
 It made me laugh...
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 29, 2008, 11:10:00 pm
               
Skinweaver posted:

 It made me laugh...
 
 

 
 
 lol...
 
 
 Also:
 
 http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
 
                         

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Avernous on March 30, 2008, 06:48:00 am
               
Signothorn posted:

 Also:
 
 http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

 Found at the bottom of the list:
 
Elton John(really gay)

                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 30, 2008, 02:36:00 pm
               
">The Black Sabbath show!
                       

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 31, 2008, 03:26:00 am
                Riding down memory-lane, to my former favorite place: Newgrounds.
 
 Mr. T Collection
 
 
Tupac: Prequel
 
 Mr. T: Morpehus! Have you seen my cheetoes?
 Morpheus: Do you think that those cheetos, or this table, or that chair really exist? Mr. T, I have such sights to show you.
 M: If you take the Red Pill...
 T: I ain't takin no pills from your crazy physchidelic pill-taking ass!
 
 T: Hey Terminator, have you seen my cheetoes?
 Arnold: No, I haven't seen your cheetoes. Have you seen Maria?
 T: Yeah, I seen her, seen her pasty ass in the bathroom get butt-fucked by Stone Phillips.
 A: No! I specifically told Maria not to fuck Stone unless I was with her. Maria! Maria! Come back Maria!
 
 T: Hey, you bunch of old corrupt coke-snorting motherfuckers, you seen my cheetoes?
 Clinton: Well that all depends on your definition of 'seen' Mr. T.
 Reagan: Well Tupac, just left with Shug Knight, not 5 minutes ago drinking 40s and smokin' blunts. And he had your cheetoes, and said that he took them from your little bitch-ass.
 C: He also said you're lucky he didn't take your fake-ass gold chains.
 C: If I were you Mr. T, I'd pull a CIA and JFK his ass.
 
 Reagan: Aren't politics great?
 Clinton: You mean the way we can manipulate two sides to do what we want?
 R: *eating cheeto* Yeah. Oh, by the way, have you seen Nancy?
 C: Why yes, I did see her. By the bathroom with Hilary talking to Stone Phillips.
 R: *Shock*

 
 
How Tupac Was Murdered
 
 Mr. T: You ate my cheetos at the party didn't you!
 Tupac: No I didn't!
 Mr. T: You ate my cheetos at the party didn't you!
 Tupac: No I didn't!
 Mr. T: Look at your fingers! They orange. They orange Tupac!

                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Signothorn on March 31, 2008, 04:12:00 am
                A math rap that is hilarious for the wrong reasons and make me want to take my own life at the same time.
 
 
 
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Post by: [archive] ElGostro on March 31, 2008, 01:27:00 pm
               
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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on March 31, 2008, 04:26:00 pm
               
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
 

 
 I forget where I first saw this, just saw it now on 4chan, but it is fantastic.
 
 
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 Random quote:
 
 
If you like Kimya Dawson, let me refer you to another talented artist in Kimya's league. Her name is Wise Owl, and her newest album is "Screeches of a Dying Howler Monkey"

                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on April 01, 2008, 12:23:00 am
               
Signothorn posted:
A math rap that is hilarious for the wrong reasons and make me want to take my own life at the same time.
 
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 1:19.  That's how far I got.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Javokis on April 01, 2008, 02:56:00 am
               
Signothorn posted:
A math rap that is hilarious for the wrong reasons and make me want to take my own life at the same time.
 
 
 
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 Your sense of humor, as usual, escapes me.                        

 

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Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Avernous on April 01, 2008, 03:49:00 am
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
Horrifyingly long thread about whether or not John Connor would boink his pet Terminatrix  nerd   drooling   doh!   laugh

 I haven't actually gotten a chance to see that show yet but I know Summer Glau plays the role and I would definitely boink her given half a chance.
 
                         

 

                                                  
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Post by: [archive] Offkorn on April 01, 2008, 03:49:00 pm
                A literary exchange:
 
 
"An evening bag. A purse."
 "She's got a purse. It's right there on the bed."
 "That's a day purse."
 "What, do they expire when the sun goes down?"
                       

 

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Post by: [archive] Skyra_to_Hollow on April 02, 2008, 04:36:00 am
                Was that a Sarah Connor Chronicles quote, or did you switch gears there?                        

 

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Post by: [archive] Avernous on April 02, 2008, 09:24:00 am
               
Skyra_to_Hollow posted:
Was that a Sarah Connor Chronicles quote, or did you switch gears there?
 

 Speaking of which how is that show? I read about it online and I've been meaning to watch it but I never seem to get around to it.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Offkorn on April 02, 2008, 09:34:00 am
                I was never in that gear.
 
 And, last time I checked, The Sarah Conner Chronicles didn't count as literature.                        

 

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Post by: [archive] EPOBot on April 02, 2008, 01:25:00 pm
                Boinking a female terminatrix would probably sound boinky as well. Not to mention the cold and the metal mouth...and the weight...and the smell of used computer parts coming out of her mouth... shock
 
 Gimme a cylon sleeper assassin oblivious about her purpose any day.                        

 

                                                  
Title: Re: The LOL Thread
Post by: [archive] Signothorn on April 03, 2008, 09:21:00 pm
                Tracey Ulman impersonates Dina Lohan.