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Offline Nigama

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2970 on: November 02, 2012, 04:35:12 PM »


Someone brought up Twilight and this was posted.  :)  I laughed pretty hard.

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2971 on: November 23, 2012, 12:43:59 AM »
While watching True Blood season 4, a  dude flashed a tattoo of his website and the producers of the show actually made the site: http://www.vamps-kill.com/

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2972 on: December 23, 2012, 10:46:59 PM »
I saw this as the random face that pops up for this ad, I lol'd.


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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2973 on: December 28, 2012, 08:15:27 PM »
Found this one:

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2974 on: December 28, 2012, 08:35:58 PM »
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My father is Dirty Harry, my mother is Bloody Mary

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2975 on: December 29, 2012, 12:04:09 PM »
My father is Dirty Harry, my mother is Bloody Mary

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2976 on: December 29, 2012, 04:58:31 PM »
need one o those!

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2977 on: December 30, 2012, 07:24:29 PM »
My father is Dirty Harry, my mother is Bloody Mary

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2978 on: January 01, 2013, 02:00:12 AM »
  hahaha  :rofl:

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2979 on: January 08, 2013, 09:43:12 PM »
For some reason meselves be blamed for this...




 :rofl:

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2980 on: January 09, 2013, 06:16:11 PM »

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2981 on: January 14, 2013, 06:49:51 PM »
My father is Dirty Harry, my mother is Bloody Mary

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2982 on: February 28, 2013, 01:03:52 AM »
"There's nothing wrong with horses dicks, there's nothing wrong with sucking horses dicks." Signo

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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2983 on: February 28, 2013, 05:31:51 AM »
Found this one:
Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed... "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
Here's hoping the female is intelligent and mature enough to concede the point. (He's still not getting any for a loooooooong time, mind, but at least he was brave enough to make the counter-argument.) You often hear about women making this complaint, but men have feelings, too!

... don't we? I'm sure I must have mine around here somewhere...
« Last Edit: February 28, 2013, 05:35:38 AM by Rick Gentle »
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Re: The LOL Thread
« Reply #2984 on: March 07, 2013, 08:16:11 PM »
Old, but still funny


 

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