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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #75 on: November 11, 2010, 06:00:00 AM »
Made a review o the super man shazam dc showcase animated flickie:

http://chronicles-of-the-spider-weave.blogspot.com/2010/11/re-sight-time-superman-shazaaaaaam.html

(sorry fer spammin me blog linkies)

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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2010, 08:16:49 PM »
Holy shit.  The first thing that came to mind was...would living in the age of coke drops be worth the absence of indoor plumbing?
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #77 on: November 11, 2010, 08:23:19 PM »
Saw RED in theatres last night. Loved it well worth the money. All the characters were charming and it fit well with the graphic novel's tone.

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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #78 on: February 09, 2011, 04:16:26 AM »
Saws Black Swan n like dit a lots.

Many peoples ad criticized Portman's exhasperating painful expressions as overactins but twas actually well definins o the psychological n physical pressure the jobbie n situations like the one described actually inflict.
Less miss this timey than the fountain (loved ze Jodorowsky comic style visuals but the plot was crappier than an emo poem written on a turds)

N Casell be a winner :comegetsome:

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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2011, 05:33:40 PM »
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What a fuking bullshit. What I wanted: knife gore (kind of what intro promised), but what I got: basic action at best and mediocre humor. Add to that, the akwardly bright and twisted political message. First it was black stereotypes, so now it's replaced with white stereotypes? Im so fucking disapointed.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #80 on: February 25, 2011, 02:09:39 AM »
Mexican stereotypes.  Made even funnier when you watch it in a packed theater in a shitty little town on the Mexican border.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #81 on: February 25, 2011, 02:17:58 AM »
Did they likes its????

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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #82 on: February 25, 2011, 02:50:24 AM »
They laughed at the Mexican stereotypes at least as much as I laughed at the "Texas white guy" stereotypes.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #83 on: February 26, 2011, 02:28:29 AM »
Machete
What a fuking bullshit. What I wanted: knife gore (kind of what intro promised), but what I got: basic action at best and mediocre humor. Add to that, the akwardly bright and twisted political message. First it was black stereotypes, so now it's replaced with white stereotypes? Im so fucking disapointed.
I won't even fucking bother to explain.

Agreed 100%. The movie straight up sucked ass.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #85 on: March 15, 2011, 01:28:14 PM »
Afters so manny passings of Janos,saws the 1994 Frankenstein movie that apparently no one in this nation can remembers.


Actually liked the big theatre-likes overacting opposed to Deniro's monster calmness!

Dunno whyes so many people think this movie was inferiors to Coppola's Dracula when the opposite seems trues,n mosto teh critics read seem to frogets it was quite lotyal to the origina book,specially into as what concerns ta the appereance n disposition o the monster

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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #86 on: March 16, 2011, 12:04:09 AM »
In Dracula, the only good performances were from Hopkins and Oldman.  Everybody else (especially Neo) were pretty meh.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2011, 12:15:30 AM »
In Dracula, the only good performances were from Hopkins and Oldman.  Everybody else (especially Neo) were pretty meh.

I didn't think Keanu did too badly -- Jonathan Harker is supposed to be a boring little wuss... he's a lawyer, fer Chrissakes.  Why else would his woman go for a little fang action?  He's not giving it to her at home.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #88 on: March 16, 2011, 12:17:02 AM »
Afters so manny passings of Janos,saws the 1994 Frankenstein movie that apparently no one in this nation can remembers.


Actually liked the big theatre-likes overacting opposed to Deniro's monster calmness!

Dunno whyes so many people think this movie was inferiors to Coppola's Dracula when the opposite seems trues,n mosto teh critics read seem to frogets it was quite lotyal to the origina book,specially into as what concerns ta the appereance n disposition o the monster
Yea, I do remember that one, wasn't one of Deniro's better roles. I could tell they were trying to add realism to it, but it just came across as dark, depressing, and boring.
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Re: Movie Reviews
« Reply #89 on: March 16, 2011, 05:07:01 AM »
Pretty true to the book, then.
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