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Offline Nosferatu Numbers Station

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1485 on: March 03, 2013, 09:17:39 PM »
I want to say something about the questionable look of those bottles... but I'm going to resist.

Looks like candle wax.  Perhaps some sort of makeshift hillbilly candle stand?  Or maybe they just prefer to suck their liquor out of wax like a soda pop candy.
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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1486 on: March 04, 2013, 05:16:42 PM »
I know what it IS, but I also know what it looks like.
I've never said my mind wasn't in the gutter.
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Offline Signothorn

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1487 on: March 11, 2013, 05:48:09 AM »
I think I'm in love with Luscious Lopez :javokis:


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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1488 on: March 11, 2013, 07:51:33 AM »
Triss Merigold!

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1489 on: March 11, 2013, 08:23:19 AM »
I've gotten a couple of those cards.
I think the strategically- and suggestively-placed pussycat is a nice touch.
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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1490 on: March 11, 2013, 09:41:32 AM »
I've gotten a couple of those cards.
I think the strategically- and suggestively-placed pussycat is a nice touch.
Indeed!

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1491 on: March 11, 2013, 03:40:12 PM »
http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html

Found this in my daily "Internet wandering". Some are just plain awful, with or without it.


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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1492 on: March 11, 2013, 03:53:31 PM »
http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html

Found this in my daily "Internet wandering". Some are just plain awful, with or without it.

Rosacea is a bitch, eh? Skin is likely perma irritated when you cake on your make up with a bricklayer's trowel, just saying...

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1493 on: March 11, 2013, 05:15:56 PM »
http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html

Found this in my daily "Internet wandering". Some are just plain awful, with or without it.

But - dare I say - _some_ of them without makeup are actually cute. That proves the point how any neighbour girl can be a whore.
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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1494 on: March 11, 2013, 07:11:16 PM »
This is why they invented the sticking a bag over their head trick or turning the lights out :)

As the old saying goes. "Don't look at the mantle piece when poking the fire" ;)
Regards...

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1495 on: March 18, 2013, 06:06:15 PM »

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1496 on: March 21, 2013, 07:32:12 PM »
My father is Dirty Harry, my mother is Bloody Mary

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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1497 on: April 08, 2013, 10:41:51 PM »
Ashley Tisdale


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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1498 on: April 10, 2013, 05:27:03 AM »
Morally she belongs in jail, but I'd still hit it.


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Re: Bring the Tissue's )
« Reply #1499 on: June 03, 2013, 01:21:42 AM »


Where's Pisha?

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