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[[archive] ~NW~Bloodywolf]

                OHH! He's Cute! May I keep him, please wolfy may I keep him!?
 
 <red>Put the head down william... *sigh*</red>
 
 *edit* Wrong account again! Arr!                        

 

                                                  

[[archive] Wolvenheart]

                [Got the right account now]
 
 ssst, don't cry... its not like you will miss your tongue.
 So you ate your lipstick... Its not bad, I'll buy you some new ones...
 
 Don't cry, this is only the beginning. My blood, your blood, your blood, in my blood, my blood in your blood.
 
 *Chop*
 *chop*
 *chop*
 
 endlessly... over and over...                        

 

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           Previously known as Bloodywolf, untill some Nazy stole mah nick somehow.
 Malkavian lover since 2003.
   

                                                  

[[archive] AntiSockPuppet]

                I was microwaving some 3 month old squid I found in the freezer a little while ago. All of the sudden one of them exploded in quite a messy way. Just imagine all the stuff I could blow up if I had enough squid. If I am what I eat then am I a cephalopod? What kind of dinning set defines me as a cephalopod? If I get put in the freezer for 3 months and then microwaved will I explode?