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Offline [archive] Vongetta

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2005, 02:06:00 pm »
                Nothing is more painful than pricking your finger on the thorn of the deepest red rose and watching it bleed.                        

 

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2005, 02:29:00 pm »
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 Your finger or the rose?
 
 Sincerely,
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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2005, 10:26:00 am »
                what do you mean i'm not meant to set fire to my belt?
 
 heheheheh fire. . . . .  AHHH FIRE BURNINg!!!
 
 *cocks eyebrow* u want me to kill who? ahhh thanks *walks away from lampost*                        

 

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2005, 05:40:00 pm »
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 Both, perhaps.                        

 

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Offline [archive] Malkaline

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2005, 10:52:00 am »
                Awokaned tonight and forgot who I wasn't. Meandered out of the closet.
    What? No. Jim? May I expound extrapolated noun-verbs without your interjections? Thankyou!
 
 Hmmm, oh yes. Crawled out of the crampy sleep type hole and gazed at the profundity of, well, manifestatos. Interestingly enough,
    yes, yes it was interesting as a matter of fact! May I complete this voyage without interruption! For fuck knee saki!
 
 Anyhoo, I'm in my linolealoninealonin paved room, with the kitchen type utensils in it but the name of the particular portion of the abode escapes me.
 
 There is a cililinder on my flat surface for eating!  Pangs of righteous gut froth beckon me to this biscuit. Did I say it was a biscuit? Nevermind. I look at my table and there's a biscuit! Did I spell biscuit right? I surmise it contains only one bis, but you catch my stink regardless. Potato, tomato, it's all in how you spew it. I pick up this cililindrical puff. Fastidious dicotomy! Crisp without crunch! An admirable quality. I snack it, masticating indignantly.
    No I'm not gonna!
 Hold yourself in places not fit for public consumption for a minor eternity, I have another call.
   
    No I'm not gonna expose that I don't imbibe nourishing grains! Would it not crush the finality of my weavings?  
 
 Yes so I chew, righteously, fist high for all those with livers to weak for such an overtaking, yet alassy, the donut has posilutely no flavand! Flavor. Flavore. Flavoer. Filaver. Feelavore. The primary of the language blocks needs more swizyfras. Feel A vore. Yes. It is compete. Moreover than that which cannot be analyzed by the mouth member, phase one of digest functionality has reaped it's harvest of moosh, yet I cannot hatch the down it! Hatch it down? Hatch THE down. THE down hatch. oh fuck it. Swallows! Like the birds! Yet the birds are ill-begotten progeny, doomed to remain unswalled.
  Yes I'll tell them for pete's fuck! He was the one who rememberanced me of my slobbery flesh hooks and expounded on their propensity for things other than digestibles. Whoopedynahnah shit. Always horning his own toot.
 
    Stop! (Can we frost this cake later, please! We have company.)
 
 Well now that bill,
    yes, you're bill. Well today you am!
 Well now that Henry obliterated any decent fistlines to finish my glorious parablagraphs, I board the meeting with a verse.
 
 "Hell hath no fury as hades being furious, for if a man betwixt between the eye hears bluebirds, then shirley the voice bubble atop his head scribes feel goods."                        

 

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2005, 05:30:00 pm »
                Malkavian girls are sexually insane....                        

 

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2005, 11:13:00 am »
                Insane Asylum?  Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
 Oh, what a pretty picture.....why is it staring at me now....aarrrggghhhh....make it stop looking at me!                        

 

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2005, 09:08:00 pm »
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Lauren posted:

 Insane Asylum?  Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

 
 I had that shirt too... but I burned it.                        

 

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2005, 11:28:00 pm »
                aLL you people are crazy,not like me,since I am sane,very,very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sane!As sane as sanity can go!Saner than sane,I am sanest,I Am THE sanest,no I mean its,I'm THE<red></red><b></b> SANEST person around,sane sane sane sanity sanitarily sane so sane I m...insane?D'oh!                        

 

                                                  

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2005, 10:36:00 am »
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 Everyone is insane to varying degrees.
 Imagine every derangement as a colour.
 The world is a rainbow! Shine, friend! Shine!                        

 

                                                  

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2005, 04:35:00 pm »
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 The funny thing is that people claiming to be the most sane of all are often quite the opposite.
 
 Personally, Insane is not a word I like to use. To call people insane is wrong. They just have different perspectives on life and death. They're not insane, it's the world around them that is.
                       

 

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2005, 11:31:00 am »
                as in a book preface I once read
 
 Madness may be truth itself ashamed of discovering the secrets of the world                        

 

                                                  

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2005, 02:20:00 pm »
                I actually read this:
 
 (WARNING: MALE SUBJECTS, DO NOT READ THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!)
 http://www.pharsh.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=247&highlight=vasectomy                        

 

                                                  

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2005, 12:25:00 am »
                (Clears throat) krhm...
 
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
 
 Thank you for your time. Proceed...                        

 

                                                  

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Re: Post your Malkavian Mental Outbursts!
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2005, 03:44:00 pm »
                I read it, and I must say that guy either has a lot of guts, or is just stupid. Or both. One can only wonder why he would do that kind of thing to himself.                        

 

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