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In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« on: April 12, 2011, 02:28:06 AM »
...there are 3 toothbrushes in/on a glass by the sink.

WHY ARE THERE THREE?
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 02:41:44 AM »
Check Jeanette's laptop and find out.
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 04:03:01 AM »
What about it specifically?  It's common knowledge that she brings people home sometimes, but does she expect all of them to share the same toothbrush or something?
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2011, 04:05:45 AM »
One toothbrush for Jeanette, one toothbrush for Therese, and... a guest toothbrush.   :vampwink:  Maybe Bertram Tung spends a lot more time at Asylum than Therese fears. Who brings their own toothbrush when staying over? That's sort of presuming a lot, isn't it?
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 04:14:11 AM »
Maybe.  Then again, we are talking about someone who is infamously slutty.  Of course, by that point worrying about a toothbrush is kind of like closing the barn door after the horses get out.
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2011, 04:19:33 AM »
One toothbrush for Jeanette, one toothbrush for Therese, and... a guest toothbrush.   :vampwink:  Maybe Bertram Tung spends a lot more time at Asylum than Therese fears. Who brings their own toothbrush when staying over? That's sort of presuming a lot, isn't it?

Um, since when do Nossies even brush their teeth? Sure doesn't look like it to me. lol I wouldn't say personal hygiene ranks high with them.

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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2011, 04:23:07 AM »
Given the sorts of things vampires can do with their fangs, and the potential places to stick them... wouldn't YOU want Bertram to brush his before, after, and if you're into that kind of thing, during?
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2011, 04:34:30 AM »
Given the sorts of things vampires can do with their fangs, and the potential places to stick them... wouldn't YOU want Bertram to brush his before, after, and if you're into that kind of thing, during?

Not if I'm also dead.

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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 04:35:34 AM »
So that's your excuse to give up on all personal hygeine? If you're not a Nossie, you're gonna get treated like one pretty damn quick, there.   :justabite:
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2011, 04:58:58 AM »
I wouldn't give up on the rest of my hygiene. I would still shower, but what is the point in brushing your teeth regularly if you are no longer eating anything, not getting tooth decay anymore, or plaque? Can't get bad breath if you don't even have breath.

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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2011, 05:13:46 AM »
No, but you suck blood, and it starts to crust up and stink after a while. Vampires should brush their teeth so as to help preserve the Masquerade.
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2011, 05:17:34 AM »
Now that you mention it, I don't think Bertram brushes.  Ever.  Have you seen that dude's grill?  Worse still, even if he brushed and flossed three times a day, if his "natural" Nossie state was to have fucked up, nasty chops then they would just revert to that every night.
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2011, 05:30:18 AM »
Bertram has a horrible grill, and face lol

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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 05:48:39 AM »
Bertram's the best-done Nossie in the game.
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Re: In the upstairs bathroom at The Asylum...
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 06:03:00 AM »
This is true.  Overall, the character's demeanor, motives, physical appearance, etc. are balanced between plausible and interesting in a way that none of the other Nosferatu are.  Most of the others blatantly run afoul of one or more Nossie cliches eventually.

Similarly, I think Isaac is the least cliche Toreador in the game.
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