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Offline Barabbah

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Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« on: November 03, 2018, 10:50:45 AM »
Simply as fuck: post screenshots, link videos, whatever. Even weird bugs and anything comes in your mind.
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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 11:10:04 AM »
The Pain of Being Mercurio.
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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2019, 01:28:11 PM »
A new level of pigness had been achieved here!
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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2019, 01:42:49 PM »
Mercurio shouldn't have been worried about the police; they clearly don't give a damn about him one way or the other.
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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2019, 05:43:32 PM »
A new level of pigness had been achieved here!

That was a glitch caused by accidentaly twice launched game which I haven't noticed, one Mercurio was here, the other one on the coach same time.

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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2019, 11:05:22 PM »
Once, entering the ventrue tower for the end game, when chuck attacked me he rolled on the right, but somehow he managed to hit with his head the metal detector in front of the stairs. If the game didn't used one of the slow animations to stand up he would have a huge advantage to shoot first since I slipped my fingers from the keyboard laughing.
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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2019, 11:22:08 PM »
That could be hell of a gallery if it would be possible to extract the pictures from the brain.

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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2019, 08:22:52 AM »
That could be hell of a gallery if it would be possible to extract the pictures from the brain.
Talk to Dr. Grout about that. I'm sure he can include it in his experiments...
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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2019, 09:17:42 AM »
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Mainly done to myself by my ex (a catho-communist close-minded nazi-femminist butch-mannered woman).
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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2019, 12:35:29 PM »
Like that Tremere woman who brainlessly barricades everything as soon as she starts buddy-buddy with the Anarchs.

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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2019, 01:18:34 PM »
You were doing a non-stop session, ain't you?

EDIT: no wait, you actually took the chairs from the restaurant?

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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2019, 01:44:14 PM »
Cuz chef keeps ignoring the sink. Probably. I don't know, she does.

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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2019, 03:32:17 PM »
"Obviously I use the sink! Where you think I wash every morning my hemorrhoids when I clean the vegetables?"

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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2019, 06:55:49 PM »
Killpatrick's crime-rifer.

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Re: Funniest moments in Bloodlines
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2019, 07:02:45 PM »
Too much mexican food?
Or wasn't for his entry on the clinic computer ("Diagnosis: Severe tinea infection compounded by untreated herpes simplex 2.", my english isn't good for this scientific stuff....)?

« Last Edit: May 15, 2019, 07:06:57 PM by Barabbah »
"Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context."
― John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos
"fuck the hole in the face"
― me