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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2019, 10:26:07 pm »
In part 1, when we have to fight that blood guardian in Santa Monica after slashing the paintings, I always thought it was kind of hilarious.  It would be like a being made out of chocolate ice cream or some other favorite dish was fighting a human.  In my case it would be a monster made out of country fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy.  lol  I would want to eat the thing, not fight it. lol

Oh lord this made my day.

How do the Tremere really feel about their own magic then ? lol.

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2019, 11:31:33 pm »
In part 1, when we have to fight that blood guardian in Santa Monica after slashing the paintings, I always thought it was kind of hilarious.  It would be like a being made out of chocolate ice cream or some other favorite dish was fighting a human.  In my case it would be a monster made out of country fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy.  lol  I would want to eat the thing, not fight it. lol

Oh lord this made my day.

How do the Tremere really feel about their own magic then ? lol.


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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #77 on: May 05, 2019, 11:59:42 pm »
In part 1, when we have to fight that blood guardian in Santa Monica after slashing the paintings, I always thought it was kind of hilarious.  It would be like a being made out of chocolate ice cream or some other favorite dish was fighting a human.  In my case it would be a monster made out of country fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy.  lol  I would want to eat the thing, not fight it. lol

Oh lord this made my day.

How do the Tremere really feel about their own magic then ? lol.

In V5, Tzimisce can transform into a big, sentient blob of blood. It's a 5 dot Vicissitude Discipline.

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2019, 02:18:32 am »
In V5, Tzimisce can transform into a big, sentient blob of blood. It's a 5 dot Vicissitude Discipline.

I would sooooo love to play a Tzimisce Antitribu in the new game.

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2019, 03:25:01 am »
In V5, Tzimisce can transform into a big, sentient blob of blood. It's a 5 dot Vicissitude Discipline.

I would sooooo love to play a Tzimisce Antitribu in the new game.

Me too. Another fifth dot power you can do is the removal of your own body parts and being able to use/control it to do your bidding. You can even use fleshcrafting on the parts to give them their own new parts, like having its own eyes, legs, etc. for mobility...even a mouth for speech! You can't regrow whatever you remove unless it's destroyed or you give up control of that detached part for good. So you would want to use a body part that a hideous Tzimisce wouldn't really have much use for.

Let's get real, here...who else would lop their shlong off, give it googly eyes, a mouth with serrated teeth, and line the sides of the whole thing with oversized centipede legs?

Oh, and if the owner is destroyed? Yeah, its owner can recreate himself from the bodypart he controls!!! That's some lich shit right there, man!!! :'D

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2019, 03:46:19 am »
In V5, Tzimisce can transform into a big, sentient blob of blood. It's a 5 dot Vicissitude Discipline.

I would sooooo love to play a Tzimisce Antitribu in the new game.

Me too. Another fifth dot power you can do is the removal of your own body parts and being able to use/control it to do your bidding. You can even use fleshcrafting on the parts to give them their own new parts, like having its own eyes, legs, etc. for mobility...even a mouth for speech! You can't regrow whatever you remove unless it's destroyed or you give up control of that detached part for good. So you would want to use a body part that a hideous Tzimisce wouldn't really have much use for.

Let's get real, here...who else would lop their shlong off, give it googly eyes, a mouth with serrated teeth, and line the sides of the whole thing with oversized centipede legs?

Oh, and if the owner is destroyed? Yeah, its owner can recreate himself from the bodypart he controls!!! That's some lich shit right there, man!!! :'D




Ahem.  I think if I were to do anything with mine it would be to make it 18 inches so that it snakes down my leg impressively, its outline visible through my pants.  lol

But I might do something similar with a finger! 

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2019, 04:38:47 am »
Let's get real, here...who else would lop their shlong off, give it googly eyes, a mouth with serrated teeth, and line the sides of the whole thing with oversized centipede legs?

Well... not me personally. It would be a groundbreaking feature for a videogame though !

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #82 on: May 06, 2019, 06:12:12 am »
Let's get real, here...who else would lop their shlong off, give it googly eyes, a mouth with serrated teeth, and line the sides of the whole thing with oversized centipede legs?

Well... not me personally. It would be a groundbreaking feature for a videogame though !

It would be like Stubbs the zombie, but awesome. Of course, it would also be an unfair infinite respawn ability, too. =p

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #83 on: May 06, 2019, 08:41:28 am »
Me too. Another fifth dot power you can do is the removal of your own body parts and being able to use/control it to do your bidding.

So who's hand was it running around the Addams Family mansion :)?

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #84 on: May 06, 2019, 07:53:22 pm »
Me too. Another fifth dot power you can do is the removal of your own body parts and being able to use/control it to do your bidding.

So who's hand was it running around the Addams Family mansion :)?

We will never look at Thing the same, ever again.~

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #85 on: May 06, 2019, 11:09:29 pm »
Me too. Another fifth dot power you can do is the removal of your own body parts and being able to use/control it to do your bidding.

So who's hand was it running around the Addams Family mansion :)?

We will never look at Thing the same, ever again.~

I never could after it was hinted that Uncle Fester used Thing (with Gomez' encouragement) to ahem, take care of his "needs".   

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #86 on: May 07, 2019, 01:36:20 am »
Me too. Another fifth dot power you can do is the removal of your own body parts and being able to use/control it to do your bidding.

So who's hand was it running around the Addams Family mansion :)?

We will never look at Thing the same, ever again.~

I never could after it was hinted that Uncle Fester used Thing (with Gomez' encouragement) to ahem, take care of his "needs".

Lmfao I'm imagining the three of them being very vocal about the whole thing right now, and it's magnificent...

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #87 on: May 07, 2019, 04:04:43 am »
What was the name of that movie who's male star's schlong could detach itself and have sex and his girlfriend had seven vaginas and could have a hideous baby several hours after sex?  Inspiration?  :)

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #88 on: May 07, 2019, 04:48:14 am »
What was the name of that movie who's male star's schlong could detach itself and have sex and his girlfriend had seven vaginas and could have a hideous baby several hours after sex?  Inspiration?  :)

You sir watch some rather interesting movies.

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Re: Playable Clans
« Reply #89 on: May 07, 2019, 06:06:04 am »
Let's get real, here...who else would lop their shlong off, give it googly eyes, a mouth with serrated teeth, and line the sides of the whole thing with oversized centipede legs?

Some other shlong ideas....
- A second shlong coming out like Alien's tongue
- A shlong big to the point balls are converted in wheels
- No legs, just one big shlong like a fin
- One big ball and two small shlongs
- And this (just a repost from the other topic I saw this mentioned):
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